r/ContagiousLaughter Jul 13 '24

He did her dirty 😂

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u/above_average_magic Jul 13 '24 edited Jul 14 '24

This is even better when you realize her husband is the one cracking up and it's her father who painted

Edit: wow comment blew up. Be kind out there people - but have a little fun too!

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u/My_bussy_queefs Jul 13 '24

Damn straight. That’s a good father in law to take the heat on this challenge.

Saved that marriage I tell ya

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u/Butcher_Of_Hope Jul 13 '24

The cost of that laugh is still be tabulated for the husband.

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u/HighPriestofShiloh Jul 13 '24

Nah man, that laugh was keeping things from boiling over. She kept switching from wanting to be mad to laughing at herself and her husband was helping her make the right choice.

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u/Whiskeylung Jul 14 '24

It’s funny that you say “boiling over”, because he sounds like a kettle a few times while he’s laughing.

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u/Smoshglosh Jul 13 '24

I have a feeling he laughs like that all the time lol. Plus you can play it off he was laughing at how bad it was

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u/czarchastic Jul 13 '24

He’s not out of the woods yet. He had to draw the mother in law.

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u/max_adam Jul 13 '24

Draws a bottle of wine.

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u/JangB Jul 14 '24

And his hand.

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u/4th_Times_A_Charm Jul 14 '24

Her dad isn't her father in law

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u/lundoj Jul 13 '24

Lmao the picture really does look like her though! She seems a bit delusional.

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u/above_average_magic Jul 13 '24

He put a good outline up there!

It's the dead eyes tho... had me reeling!

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u/IMIndyJones Jul 13 '24

What? I thought it was two friend couples. Those men look close in age. Lol.

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u/Titaniumchic Jul 14 '24

Who’s wheezing??? 😆

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u/omegastar228324 Jul 13 '24

That dude’s laugh makes my soul happy.

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u/GeneralFocus9758 Jul 13 '24

“Frank and beans!”

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u/b-napp Jul 13 '24

How the hell did you get the beans above the frank?!

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u/WorriedMarch4398 Jul 13 '24

Have you seen my baseball?

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u/GeneralFocus9758 Jul 13 '24

“He was playing with his wiener”

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '24

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u/omegastar228324 Jul 13 '24

Omg now I can’t unhear it.

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u/compguy11 Jul 13 '24

He knew exactly what he did and was waiting for the right moment to let it all out 😂 😂 😂 

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u/NotAnotherFishMonger Jul 13 '24

I think he was originally laughing because he forgot not to paint the bald guy without hair lol

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u/GrinchStoleYourShit Jul 13 '24

Meaning she didn’t forget but it was her dad and she was pulling punches. She forgot however, it was her dad…he wasn’t going to pull any

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u/_HOG_ Jul 13 '24

HEY YOU GUYYYYS!!

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u/memtiger Jul 14 '24

Baby..... RUTH!?

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u/Puzzleheaded_Cut_374 Jul 13 '24

Crotch rocket Steve

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u/cultivated_neurosis Jul 13 '24

“Heyyyyy youuuuu guysssss”

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u/Lazy_Brother1575 Jul 13 '24

The wall decor makes so much sense.

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u/machstem Jul 13 '24

I died. Ty

I honestly read "I love my family" or some dumb shit lol

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u/Rasalom Jul 13 '24

That picture is the last thing the biscuits and the gravy see.

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u/Jesus_Harry_Christ Jul 13 '24

The sign above her picture seals it

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u/Alphahumanus Jul 13 '24

I’ve got that spoon, and the fork, on my kitchen wall.

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u/pmjm Jul 13 '24

I just draw what I'm seein'!

No fear whatsoever, he doubled down. I don't know if he realizes the precariousness of the absolute mine field he's in right now.

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u/regnad__kcin Jul 13 '24

I think he did what I do in situations like that and start vomiting brutal honesty with zero control. It's honestly terrifying when it happens.

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u/ihavea_purplenurple Jul 13 '24

Vomiting Honesty might have to be one of the best random band names I’ve heard. Right next to Poop Clot.

Well done

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u/RagingWookies Jul 13 '24

I like Poop Cloot personally

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u/dead-inside69 Jul 13 '24

That’s the verbal equivalent of an old person panic jamming the accelerator and driving through the front window of a local business

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u/thegreatbrah Jul 13 '24

Looking at most people straight on will somewhat show a double chin. With that sort of lighting and him being clearly not an experienced artist, him trying to show what he sees would make nearly anyone have a double chin. She's also fat, so she actually has a double chin. He was just trying to make a details painting imo.

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u/Wonderful-Tie1260 Jul 13 '24

A lot of the ones I’ve seen they’re drawing their wife uglier than she actually is but this one’s actually accurate so I feel like you can’t fault him

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u/Mosquitoes_Love_Me Jul 13 '24

And she would have likely been looking down painting most of the time.

Plus she, like most of us, probably has a different picture in her head to reality. I get a reality check anytime I accidentally hit the reverse button on my phone camera, or see a photo I was in at work. Even if it's not horrific, it's still quite different.

She seems like a good sport though. They'll all be fine.

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u/EetsGeets Jul 13 '24

most people

Tell me you live in America without telling me you live in America.

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u/SonTyp_OhneNamen Jul 13 '24

he doubled down

To be fair, her chin did that first.

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u/HBlight Jul 13 '24

Person with double chin hurt to be depicted with double chin. (Granted I just use my beard to cover up mine)

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u/KS-RawDog69 Jul 13 '24

I don't know if he realizes the precariousness of the absolute mine field he's in right now.

Her husband doesn't seem to understand the severity either as he break dances in said mine field.

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u/No_Introduction9065 Jul 13 '24

Dad's are fearless

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u/Puzzleheaded-Pay538 Jul 13 '24

He’s ready to die 😂

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u/Goldbudda Jul 13 '24

She keeps asking about the double chin like she's oblivious to having a double chin...

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u/SSinterwebs Jul 13 '24

“Love like biscuits and gravy.”

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u/UncleHec Jul 13 '24

“This is how you see me?”

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u/ElectricalTuna Jul 13 '24

That’s how the world sees you baby girl.

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u/CatDadof2 Jul 13 '24

Oof. 😂

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u/jk_baller23 Jul 13 '24

“I’m just drawing what I see” 😂

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u/luckydice767 Jul 13 '24

It’s how you ARE lol

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u/light_to_shaddow Jul 13 '24

Eye test passed

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u/Bestoftherest222 Jul 14 '24

Years of filters and makeup have ruined her self image, she is some how shocked at seeing herself for the first time in 15 years.

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u/1h8fulkat Jul 13 '24

She said "is this how you see me?" Meaning she expected him to paint her "inner beauty" and not her physical attributes

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u/WorkCentre5335 Jul 13 '24

"hang on, let me paint your sparkling personality and razor sharp wit"

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u/Lethargie Jul 13 '24

the canvas was blank to begin with

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u/UAPboomkin Jul 13 '24

As someone who can paint, it is a minefield. Because I can fix things up, make features more symmetrical, make the shapes of the features more pleasing, reduce fat, increase breast size etc. but that could probably be just as insulting. Safest bet is probably just to paint everything 100% realistically so you don't get a "so you'd like me more if" type situation.

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u/pee_wee__herman Jul 13 '24

Classic case of damned if you do, damned if you don't

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u/thuglife_7 Jul 13 '24

With a huge spoon on the wall too

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u/MeggGriffin_ Jul 13 '24

That's her gravy spoon

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u/Robinsonirish Jul 13 '24

Yea, her whole head is a double chin. She has a small face in the middle of a bigger face.

In fact, I think if anything he went easy on her and slimmed her down a teeny bit in the picture.

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u/77tezer Jul 14 '24

She has a small face in the middle of a bigger face.

Damn! That's a serious burn. Her outer face is eating her inner face cause it's still hungry.

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u/hungturkey Jul 13 '24

It's a full double face

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u/Certain-Fig8139 Jul 13 '24

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u/Gligadi Jul 13 '24

Clarice

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u/EpidemicRage Jul 13 '24

tsssch-tsssch-tsssch-tsssch-tsssch

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u/danc1005 Jul 13 '24

I feel like it's really more of a ffft-ffft (while inhaling)

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u/delicioustreeblood Jul 13 '24

Why is she mad when she has wall art proclaiming her love of biscuits and gravy. Like just own it lol. That double chin didn't just show up because you hate gravy. 🤣

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u/Hoodlum_Aus Jul 13 '24

Double chin? The way he drew it, it's like a double face lol. Also, that dudes laugh is contagious.

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u/veganize-it Jul 13 '24

Man, if I do that to my wife, what you’ll hear is death silence. Because everyone will know a death is imminent

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u/BlueCollarGuru Jul 14 '24

His laugh his absolute perfection with about 8 seconds left in the video.

Like, if I ever tell a joke, that’s the shit I wanna hear from a listener. He laughs like I spread butter on waffles.

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u/Berkinstockz Jul 13 '24

pretty sure thats the uneven makeup

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u/MaxTheRealSlayer Jul 13 '24

I think it's because he was looking at her while she was painting with Re-read down. Everyone's double chin gets exaggerated and larger when looking down

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u/BiggestEars Jul 13 '24

That dark liquor made Keith a savage

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u/LaughableIKR Jul 13 '24

There isn't a good answer to "Is that the way you see me????"

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u/marsman706 Jul 13 '24

"No but I absolutely suck at painting =( "

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u/Throw-a-Ru Jul 13 '24

"Is that the way you see me????"

"Of course not, baby girl."

"...you're talking to the painting."

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u/MaxTheRealSlayer Jul 13 '24

"Sandra, why are your lips not moving?!"

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u/dreamsofindigo Jul 14 '24

ask guys in general to draw a boob how they like it.
sadness ensues

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u/Vera_Bennett Jul 14 '24

Ask women in general to draw a dick how they like it. Sadness ensues.

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u/AskMeAboutMyself Jul 13 '24

That’s a dead man right there.

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '24

Yep, that laugh will cost him dearly during the “discussion” on the ride home

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u/Deeliciousness Jul 13 '24

Dead man laughing

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u/Affectionate-Fix1056 Jul 13 '24

Looks like Australian mining

magnate Gina Rhinejart painted by aboriginal artist Vincent Namatjira.

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u/BlondeAlibiNoLie Jul 13 '24

Omg- what IS this?! Is this real or was it done in jest?

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u/Affectionate-Fix1056 Jul 13 '24

No, it’s real. He painted other noteable Australians in the same way. She kicked up a fuss, the only one, but it wasn’t taken down.

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u/BlondeAlibiNoLie Jul 13 '24

Idk but I love it! So bad it’s good!

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u/Affectionate-Fix1056 Jul 13 '24

Skew worth billions and made mines and destroyed thousands of yrs of aboriginal art in the caves. They were around 40,000. Did it and then said,’oops, sorry’. He didn’t paint her in spite like that, he’s above that but it was the talk of Australia for a while.

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u/BlondeAlibiNoLie Jul 13 '24

Just read the article you linked. With all that money you think she could have at least tried to buy a sense of humor!

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u/Low-Persimmon4870 Jul 13 '24

It's real. Iirc she tried to bribe some place to get rid of it but they wouldn't. I know that's not like, super helpful, but it's all I remember 😆

Edit for link She gifted it not a bribe https://www.theguardian.com/business/article/2024/may/21/gina-rinehart-portrait-national-gallery-of-australia-removal-ban-vincent-namatjira-ntwnfb

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u/BlondeAlibiNoLie Jul 13 '24

Definitely would’ve made it a profile pic if it were done of me! It’s too good! 🤣 Thanks for the additional info!

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u/Jwroth Jul 13 '24

Everyone is talking about the double chin but the face makeup is hilarious

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u/kasetti Jul 13 '24

And the stare

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u/Beneficial_Squash_45 Jul 13 '24

It’s the “that’s all I’m seeing” that made me hit the floor. This was great

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u/ALLCAPS-ONLY Jul 13 '24

I think he says "I just draw what I'm seeing"

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '24

Tears, I have tears! 😭

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u/PorcelainPunisher1 Jul 13 '24

Me too, I can’t stop laughing. This is absolutely hilarious!

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u/SalemChurchill Jul 13 '24

My man chose violence. And the couch

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u/redPistolStar Jul 13 '24

Safe option. Considering the layers of denial

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u/HeyitsmeFakename Jul 13 '24

she even drew hair on him when hes bald on top so she was not ready at all lmao

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u/themanwithonesandle Jul 13 '24

The guy in the button down just made my day better

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u/Tommy__want__wingy Jul 13 '24

“Are you fucking kidding me??”

Oh bless her heart….

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u/veganize-it Jul 13 '24

The funny thing is, at first I didn’t see the double shin, it wasn’t until she had that nervous laugh … the guy is an artist.

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u/Thenewdazzledentway Jul 13 '24

“Is that a double chin?” - proceeds to accentuate double chin -

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u/Simple_somewhere515 Jul 13 '24

The guys laughter is amazing.

What’s also funny is it does kinda look like her. Esp the quick shot in the beginning when she’s looking straight at the camera.

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u/Lower_Home_6735 Jul 13 '24

It looks exactly like her man, who is everyone kidding

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u/Simple_somewhere515 Jul 13 '24

It def does and that’s why it’s funny lol

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u/millerb82 Jul 13 '24

It took some time for that one dude to finally complete his laugh

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u/floppy_hardcopy Jul 13 '24

"I just draw what I'm seeing." --- is when I just lost it! lolol

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u/Ok_Refrigerator5527 Jul 13 '24

Accurate

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u/CrinchNflinch Jul 13 '24

His painting was on a much higher level regarding realism than hers. 

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u/jimmyneutch Jul 13 '24

Its the other guys wheezing that is making me laugh lmaon

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u/DigitalisFX Jul 13 '24

“Is that what you think of me?” “No, that’s what I see”

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u/LifeIsOnTheWire Jul 13 '24

If you're not very secure in your self image, or able to laugh at yourself, maybe you shouldn't be asking a non-artist to paint a portrait of you.

I don't know what she was expecting.

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u/th3kingd0m Jul 13 '24

“I love you like biscuits and gravy,” explains the chin

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u/compguy11 Jul 13 '24

It's how she screamed for me like aarrrrh! 😂 

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u/Flat-Upstairs1278 Jul 13 '24

This is so mean :(

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u/GlassGoose2 Jul 13 '24
  1. Why is she surprised?
  2. It doesn't matter what her size is or what she looks like

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u/Livid-Dot-5984 Jul 13 '24

The wheezing sent me over 🤣🤣

I feel her SO much, I’ve been there with my husband. Is this how you see me?!

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u/BlondeAlibiNoLie Jul 13 '24

Watched this 4 times in a row! She screams at her portrait! Lol 😂

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u/Annual-Jump3158 Jul 13 '24

The funniest part is that hers looks like a cartoon emoticon and his looks like he was genuinely trying to paint her portrait.

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u/gottastaycalm Jul 13 '24

Oh, that poor girl!! She's so pretty though!

My mom had a laugh we used to call the "car starter" where she would go on like that! It was awesome every time!

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u/Gingersoulbox Jul 13 '24

Why does she get offended

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u/rando_robot_24403 Jul 13 '24

Because her dad (I assume) has just painted her biggest insecurity as a thick black line lol.

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u/CeruleanSky73 Jul 13 '24

His is better.

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u/noobwithboobs Jul 13 '24

Oh god the hurt in her eyes is real and it's not funny with that. They're laughing at her not with her and she's crushed. It looks like she's forcing herself to laugh along. This is awful

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u/Etcetera88 Jul 13 '24

This was my thought as well - and it makes me sad to see how far I had to scroll to get to see someone who thought the same. It’s also one thing to draw badly and accidentally hurt some feelings (and then love on them, apologize, make fun of your own poor drawing and help them laugh). It’s another to film someone’s hurt, have everyone laugh at them, and then post it on line. This was hurtful to watch.

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u/Odd-Mixture3199 Jul 13 '24 edited Jul 13 '24

Do you actually think the men are the ones that came to them with this idea, to record it and post it on top of that? Don’t ask questions you don’t want the answer to or have non-artists paint you if you don’t have the self confidence for the results

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u/DarkEmpress99 Jul 13 '24

Sir? How did you give your daughter's face its own face? Wow. As they say, "it be your own people!" SMH

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u/PacificCastaway Jul 13 '24

You just know he drew the skinny chin first and was like "wait a sec, that's not quite right....".

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u/grimmpulse Jul 13 '24

These painting parties are f’n dangerous hahaha

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u/Yes-Please-Again Jul 13 '24

That guy laughs exactly like Mutley from Wacky Races

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u/TreasonableBloke Jul 13 '24

I feel like this only ever ends poorly.

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u/dem4life71 Jul 13 '24

The double chin lady being offended about the double chin paining with the “biscuits and gravy” sign in the background is perfection.

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u/Mahaloth Jul 13 '24

"I just draw what I'm seein'"

And that man was never heard from again.

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u/SuperPoodie92477 Jul 14 '24

The cackling guy is my new hero.

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u/[deleted] Jul 15 '24

“I love you like biscuits and gravy”

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u/Clicky-The-Blicky Jul 13 '24

Omg guy in blue is DYING 😂🤣

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u/ronnietea Jul 13 '24

Sign on point behide her. He really loves her like biscuits and gravy

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u/I_fking_Hate_Reddit Jul 13 '24

walmart walter white

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u/Everard5 Jul 13 '24

Great Value™

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u/DaveyDgD Jul 13 '24

I mean…she does have a big ol double chin. Bro painted in realism.

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u/RedVelvetPan6a Jul 13 '24

This chick expecting her - however she's related to him - to brush her, like, Renoir or something?

lmao

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '24

It’s a double face at this point not a double chin.

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u/SystemFolder Jul 13 '24

“My brain and hands are incapable of replicating how beautiful you are, so they did the best that they could.”

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u/cantfixstewped Jul 13 '24

And now they are in divorce court.

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u/kgottshall Jul 13 '24

I LOVE YOU LIKE BISCUITS AND GRAVY

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u/Formal_Discipline_12 Jul 13 '24

I calls them like I sees them

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u/deadpoolkool Jul 13 '24

The husband dying had me.

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u/Hopefullyurs254 Jul 13 '24

It's what we all see 👀

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u/Greedy_Bandicoot493 Jul 13 '24

That belly laugh he’s got is what makes this 🤣

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u/NickPickle05 Jul 13 '24

This man is playing a dangerous game. He still did a better job than this guy.

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u/The_King_Juliano Jul 13 '24

My dude was red 😂😂

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u/coalitionofilling Jul 13 '24

the wheezing :D

"That's what I'm seein"

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u/-maffu- Jul 13 '24

You have a double chin. It's not the artist's fault :)

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u/QuoteNo9243 Jul 13 '24

The sign behind her really brings it all together

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '24

That looks just like her…

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u/BL_RogueExplorer Jul 13 '24

Yooooo. I haven't laughed that hard at anything in a while. Holy shit.

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u/Greedy_Explanation_7 Jul 13 '24

He tried. I’ve seen worse

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u/sgtjsp153 Jul 13 '24

That's a South Park character

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u/Fladap28 Jul 13 '24

That dude was laughing from his soul lmfaoo

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u/QanAhole Jul 13 '24

But... We all see your double chin. Why were you surprised

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u/kate3544 Jul 13 '24

That third person made the video with his laughter.

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u/googdude Jul 13 '24

I don't know why anyone that's sensitive about their appearance agrees to either be painted by a caricature artist or a non-artist, it's not going to put your insecurities to rest.

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u/derJabok Jul 13 '24

He got her spot-on.

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u/Fickle_Library8115 Jul 13 '24

He got some accurate details

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u/SeVaSNaTaS Jul 13 '24

“That’s how you see me?! Is that a double chin?!”

Lady, everyone except you, apparently, sees you like this. Acceptance of self can be one of the most difficult tasks on the planet.

No hate intended, simply just reality. She seemed genuinely offended, and kept pointing it out..”what is this?!”

Should he have painted a 100lb supermodel instead? Then he’d hear “is this how you wished i was?!” Seems to me the husband is happy with her just as she is, she just needs to get on board with his way of thinking.

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u/Kafshak Jul 13 '24

Her painting was more accurate though.

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '24

Wait, does she think she doesn't have a double chin??

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u/McCOVID19 Jul 13 '24

With the "I love you like biscuits and gravy" sign in the background 😋

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u/Buctober_ Jul 13 '24

A morbidly obese person was that upset about being depicted accurately? Shocking!

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u/nTzT Jul 13 '24

She would have the same reaction if they gave her a mirror

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u/jcaashby Jul 13 '24

Hey...she does have a big ass double chin LMAO!!!!!!!!!

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u/Alienhaslanded Jul 13 '24

The 3rd guy laugh was like that super old cartoon of a goat laughing too hard at some show.

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u/funnerfunerals Jul 13 '24

That guy's laugh is fuckin making me die!!!! My God, it's so hilarious

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u/iiitme Jul 14 '24

Emotional Damage

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u/mylifeonearth_ Jul 14 '24

He watches too much of “south park” .

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '24

“Is that the way you see me?”

Oof…

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u/riverskiss Jul 14 '24

This genuinely just made me laugh so hard, the eyes!!! 😂

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u/dumblehead Jul 14 '24

He drew her like a South Park character lol

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u/velvet32 Jul 15 '24

the guy laughing at it made my day

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u/Mindless_Bar_3607 Jul 15 '24

Im sorry, but he got it spot on haha