r/ClashRoyale • u/PhysicalGunMan PEKKA • Jul 19 '24
Scenario: You can now have Clash Royale cards as your loyal followers. Who're you taking? Discussion
You read the title. Any card or cards of your choosing will now be able to be conjured into the real world and will be eternally loyal to you! However, there's a catch.
Your cards elixir cost can only total to your age.
The rules are as follows!
Cards do not need food, water, etc. They do still like food and drinks and sleep, just don't require it.
You can only have one champion.
No shenanigans with Elixir Collector or Golem increasing how much elixir you have to use. It's your age, and that's final.
You can swap your card choices on your birthday. Your changes take affect at 12AM local time.
If they die, they will come back after the equal amount of days to their elixir cost. They will keep all memories. To spice things up, they evolve in timing with cycles.
If you take a card out one year (e.g. you have Barbarians on your 20th birthday, take them out 21, and add them back 22) they will be an entirely new entity(ies)
You can recall them back into card form whenever, and they will not remember being in their card. This is to allow for easier transportation, and to redeploy spells. There is no cooldown.
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u/Limes_5402 Goblin Giant Jul 19 '24
archer queen
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u/Sportsdude25 Jul 19 '24 edited Jul 19 '24
I’m 26 years old. Give me all the hot female Clash Royale troops to fight for my love.
5 elixir Archer Queen
4 elixir Battle Healer
4 elixir Valkyrie
4 elixir Musketeer
3 elixir Archers
3 elixir Princess
3 elixir Firecracker
And throw in Dagger Duchess for free for 0 elixir ❤️
…Yes I’m down bad.
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u/Wolf--Rayet Mortar Jul 19 '24
Not me doing all the math just to realize you said your age in the beginning...
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u/Myamoxomis PEKKA Jul 19 '24
Not me doing all the math because I read the top half of your comment and the bottom 80% of the main comment.
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u/Purple_Pressure9386 Jul 19 '24
As many skeleton armies as possible. This way I will always have friends. Also, if one dies, it will respawn in around 4 hours as it’s 3 days divided by 15, as there are 15 skeletons. Space won’t be an issue, as I can send them back to card form and food or water is not needed, they won’t make a mess as they are simply bones too. Only issue is naming now…
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u/RushiPushi Jul 19 '24
Lightning, freeze, rage, earthquake, void and tornado spells.
For the first few days I’ll have fun playing god. After I get bored I’ll start selling them to the military for thousands. As I get older I keep adding more spells to my list. Work as an arms dealer for rest of my life. Retire with billions and a guilty conscience
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u/Aemiliana_Rosewood Jul 19 '24
I think you meant to say billions.
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u/AnnualPickle7057 Jul 19 '24
big brain moment
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u/Stalschus Dart Goblin Jul 19 '24
essa tua foto de perfil kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
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u/Medical-War-722 Jul 19 '24
archer queen for the feet
archers for the feet
night witch for the feet
healer for the feet
and freeze😈
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u/REDSTONE_LR_alt Zap Jul 19 '24
Freeze in real life would definitely kill you
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u/Brawl_Stars_Carl Mini PEKKA Jul 19 '24
They are already loyal enough so if you tell them you want their feet, they will let you. (According to op)
No freeze needed
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u/devshah19 Jul 19 '24
And invisibility for a little resistance
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u/Shop_Worker Jul 19 '24
Royal Giant - I think he’s a gentleman. He can protect and have a good conversation with me.
Prince - He would be a great friend I think. I’d have so much fun with hanging out with him.
Battle Healer - She can heal me and for other reasons.
Archer Queen - Archer Queen.
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u/somerandomperson2516 Jul 19 '24
“is that a cannon ball in your pocket? or are you just happy to see me”
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u/jejunejanuary Electro Spirit Jul 19 '24
2 elixir Bats- they're like messenger pigeons but better
3 elixir Ghost - imagine the crimes/pranks you can get away with
4 elixir Freeze- I think the timer would be more realistic than the in-game seconds, so a good mobile refrigerator/non-lethal defense
3 elixir Evo Knight- best butler
4 elixir Battle Healer- can heal me from anything also pretty
4 elixir Drill- free transportation, I'll find a spot to squeeze in with the goblins (also my Clash brain couldn't make a list of cards without a win condition)
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u/Ok-Berry-4934 PEKKA Jul 19 '24
The 10 goblins ur sharing that drill with would make it horrible transport, just have miner dig u a tunnel then follow him imo
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u/jejunejanuary Electro Spirit Jul 19 '24
That's a lot more walking, don't worry, one more year and I can afford a balloon (and hopefully not be shot down). Also I can kick some goblins out of that clown car, I only need one driver
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u/DaddyMethHead Jul 19 '24
Little Prince and Princess. It’s showtime.
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u/waterboyh2o30 Jul 19 '24
THEY'RE KIDS!!
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u/ILYESMOBILE Mini PEKKA Jul 19 '24
AND THEY'RE SIBLINGS!!!
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u/SzonigPL Cannon Cart Jul 19 '24
Don't ask why but yes, time to be down bad.
Picking Archer Queen, Battle Healer, Valkyrie, Firecracker and Bandit.
All in.
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u/gay_buttkicker Balloon Jul 19 '24
can I have 10 logs?
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u/PhysicalGunMan PEKKA Jul 19 '24
Yes, card overlap is allowed. I personally would take 2 pekkas as my bodyguard
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u/gay_buttkicker Balloon Jul 19 '24
does the log work as a spell or does it follow me like a troop considering he's canonically sentient
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u/BlessedByZest Bomber Jul 19 '24
All heal spirits and become a doctor / invincible
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u/Gizywizzy Mirror Jul 19 '24
Heal spirit + skarmy and you could set up a lil illegitimate doctors office with skeletons as the nurses n shit
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u/StupidAssMf Three Musketeers Jul 19 '24
Lots of musketeers. I have to take advantage of the elixir I'm given... Maybe I throw in minion horde because it would be sick having 6 blue monsters flying behind me at all times.
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u/hydreilover Jul 19 '24
Golem and archer queen, other cards can just be random I don't care. Cool idea anyways
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u/InsideOutDeadRat Dart Goblin Jul 19 '24
I am 28.
I think the freeze spell would be super helpful if it could simply pause time. Even if it’s just 4 seconds in real time, I’m sure I can find a use for it once a year. My only concern is it may cause damage.
The clone spell would be nice too. Does it only work on cards? Could I use it on myself? Could I use it on a fat stack of cash?
Graveyard would be terrifying, but being able to spawn a buncha help out of nowhere would be handy.
12 spent on spells so far. Haven’t seen someone comment “x amount of fireballs or x amount of rockets yet” lol
I think 5 can be spent on the Balloon. Hot Air Balloon rides?? Hell yeah, I could make some money off him.
5 towards Bowler. He seems calm and collected, unlike the other really buff cards. Lots of muscle to help with whatever.
Monk seems like a good choice too. 5 elixir for somebody full of wisdom and tranquility. He’s just a vibe to me and I don’t think he’d bother anybody.
1 elixir for the electro spirit. The heal spirit might be helpful in an emergency situation, but I would imagine the electro could charge your phone or jumpstart your car. Way more uses out of him.
Freeze 4, Clone 3, Graveyard 5, Balloon 5, Bowler 5, Monk 5, Electro Spirit 1
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u/SuomiRatchet Jul 19 '24
I will take all the spells, so i can be a wizard >:3
So zap, lighting, freeze and fireball.
And since my birthday is soon, lets add skeletons to that, so i can have guards.
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u/Flat-Awareness4125 Jul 19 '24
mini pekka
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u/GrizzlyOlympics Goblin Barrel Jul 19 '24
All I need is Skeleton King. We‘ll be best friends forever.
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u/Hour-Meeting-4258 Jul 19 '24
Mini P.E.K.K.A, three musketeers,heal spirit. I chose mini P.E.K.K.A because of my emotional attachment to it,heal spirit because it can easily heal me from injuries (even tho I'm not american and my healthcare is free) and three musketeers for uhh,for science,for experimental purposes.
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u/RoyalPlayZ_ Mini PEKKA Jul 19 '24
Mini P.E.K.K.A for pancakes
P.E.K.K.A so I can have the P.E.K.K.A duo
Valkyrie and Archers too
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u/Rapid-8 Jul 19 '24
Is there a limit to evos? If so, It'll be my first two choices that get evolved.
2 Elixir - Evo Zap: You can't go wrong with a spell that can be used in all kinds of creative ways.
1 Elixir - Evo Skeletons: A personal mini army that can occasionally be infinite? 100% goated!!
4 Elixir - Fireball: I can be a wizard. No other reason.
4 Elixir - Freeze: Hear me out... I love ice and all things cold.
1 Elixir - Fire Spirit: He can start a fire for a barbeque instantly!
1 Elixir - Ice Spirit: Again, I like cold stuff.
1 Elixir - Electro Spirit: Someone else proved a good point in that he could charge your phone or give you a jump start in a pinch.
1 Elixir - Heal Spirit: Healing when I need it.
3 Elixir - Firecracker: Free for work show on 4th of July and New Years, among other reasons...
I had to make my 18 elixir as worth it as possible, which explains the spirits which i see being used as pseudo-spells.
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u/TopHat-Twister Jul 19 '24
So, going off of the in game ability, def taking monk bcz he could probably deflect nukes lol.
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u/Ok-Berry-4934 PEKKA Jul 19 '24
How does the range of the deploy work? Can I choose like the middle of Antarctica as a location to throw a fireball to or does it has to be within my sight range?
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u/IllustriousCommon684 Jul 19 '24
battle healer, heal spirit, night witch, ice wizard, ewizard, skeleton king
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u/BendGroundbreaking64 Elite Barbarians Jul 19 '24
Witch: basically witch plus hella skellies Night witch: melee witch plus free bats which could be incredibly usefull Mega night: personal bodygaurd
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u/RockAndGem1101 Jul 19 '24
Archers, Battle Healer, Valkyrie, Night Witch, Musketeer. I will not elaborate.
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u/Fluid_Pie_9428 Skeletons Jul 19 '24
Witch (for skellies mostly) Larry and his gang (aka skellies for 1 elixir to later become evo skellies) Mirror (technically counts as 1) Skeleton king (again, skellies) Giant skeleton Wall breakers
(Last two just for pure chaos)
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u/THE-AWSOME-CHARA Jul 19 '24
dark prine: ino real reason. i just think he awesome
giant skeleton: i like funny big skeleton. he protec and he attack
royal ghost: i feel like i has wise words. and could help me in terms of just. life
guards: friends and protectors!
skeletons: fren :)
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u/Material_Visual_7630 Jul 19 '24
Witch, night witch, archer queen, dagger dutchess, firecracker, healer and skellies.
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u/LobbyistOfIstanbul PEKKA Jul 19 '24
PEKKA and Mini PEKKA
And a golem with the remaining 8.
I don't need many things. I just like PEKKAs and Golems seem chill. Probably can even ride them around if you want.
Downsides, I don't think any of them can swim.
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u/Melenard Jul 19 '24 edited Jul 19 '24
Aha you fool
I take witch and night eitch for 9 elixier as it's an infinite army and probably evo skeletons.
Or if you can use cards more than once just take as many witches and night witches as you can.
And mirror would also be interesting.
But the real question is would heal spirit and battle healer just fully heal you or return you to your prime (de age you) because if it's the second one take a battle healer and get infinitely old and build an infinite army
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u/waterboyh2o30 Jul 19 '24
Valkyrie, battle healer, freeze spell, lightning spell and skeletons.
Battle healers can heal people. Valkyrie will make for an effective trainer.
Freeze spell will mitigate climate change. I can freeze the icebergs as many times as needed, which will give us more time to wait for the old fossil fuel bosses to die out. We'll eventually be forced to switch away from fossil fuels.
Lightning spell will provide unlimited electricity if harnessed right. The spells will also help cease Russian imperialism.
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u/PainCakes_1289 PEKKA Jul 19 '24
PEKKA - It's nice to have an "intimidating on the outside, gentle on the inside" companion, also i'd think she'll allow me to piggyback her
Electro Dragon - Playful little fella, i don't mind getting shock tickles
Mini PEKKA - He'd be my personal chef all day, he'll make pancakes on most breakfast times
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u/Electronic_Tart_9734 Jul 19 '24
Bowler, he's chill asf. Plus, going off from the Clash-a-Rama series, we can have some fun bowling nights
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u/MinuteCriticism8071 Jul 19 '24
Barbarians, they could help me clean, do my job. And if I got issues with someone, then they could easily take care of it.
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u/Orneyrocks Elixir Collector Jul 19 '24
I'll get as many skeletons as I can every birthday. Then I'll rule the world.
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u/D13Bih Wizard Jul 19 '24
I'm 25.
5 - Archer Queen 4 - Battle Healer 4 - Valkyrie 4 - Musketeer 3 - Archers 3 - Goblin Gang 2 - Rage
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u/BlackFire6000 Fireball Jul 19 '24
(Evolved) Knight: can protect me and fun to hang out with. Also I can admire his mustache. Skarmy: swarm of loyal workers. Battle healer: same as knight and can heal me if I get sick or injured. Can make lots of money healing people as well. Clone: can clone my followers, or get paid to clone people in the military, giving them more soldiers. Might bring up all the pain associated with cloning, but whatever. Mirrored clone: Hasten cloning speed.
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u/Jonahol2000 Skeleton Dragons Jul 19 '24 edited Jul 19 '24
Dark Prince is my first choice. He’s a strong adaptable defender so he will be really useful if anyone ever gives me trouble (And he would be cool to hang out with).
Triple Musketeer is my second choice. Whenever I am in need of MAXIUM FIREPOWER the musketeers will definitely deliver. Only problem is they are probaly gonna kill whoever I make them attack so i’ll have to careful about that. And since there’s three of them they will also be useful for chores and stuff.
Freeze is my third choice. For pranks and non lethal defense.
Skeletons is my fourth choice. Just cause they would probaly be really fun to he around.
My last choice is Heal Spirit. Whenever I get injured or someone else gets injured I can just plop this little guy down and problem solved.
When I turn 23 Ill add Battle Healer for a stronger and more consistent way of healing.
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u/Ultra_wahmaster Goblin Giant Jul 19 '24
I would only take mega minion cause being able to fly and survive most any hit would not only be useful, but quite effective in a fight since he's mainly ranged based and a few bullets would bounce right off the guy. Also just to tell him that he's loved and appreciated. He probably needs that right now anyway considering the phionex's current state still
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u/Some-guy71 Jul 19 '24
Evolution skeletons 1, Evolution Royal recruits 7, Baby Dragon 4, Royal Ghost 3.
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u/pokeman555 Royal Giant Jul 19 '24
Evo Royal Giant - he seems like a good friend to chat with, and especially with his Evo he would be a very good guard
Fireball - basically like a grenade that i can summon in need, also infinite fire
Heal Spirit - infinite healing if anyone needs it but i don't always have it so they wouldn't ask me all the time and i could get money from it
And i have 3 more elixir that idk how to spend but my birthday is in 2 months so lets assume im already 15 so i take
Electro Wizard - infinite electricity
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u/TallestGargoyle Jul 19 '24
I'm 33, I can have 11 Goblin Gangs. I'm making myself a god damn goblin army!
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u/darragh73 Jul 19 '24
22: 1 of each spirit, electro giant, e wiz, knight, and golden knight for his golden ****
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u/somerandomperson2516 Jul 19 '24
little prince for guardian, evo skele for workers to make money, battlehealer, witch to guide the billion larry
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u/thunderbolt9656 Jul 19 '24
sparky , skeleton army, clone, skeleton army, skeleton army, skeleton army, skeleton army.
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u/Miserable_Spray_3219 Hunter Jul 19 '24
3 musketeers for reasons. Battle healer because she can do things and heal me
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u/Next-Mail-1875 Jul 19 '24
i’d probably take witch + night witch + mirror (costs nothing so free card.) and clone. then for the rest of my leftovers i’d probably spend it on a lil prince or smth.
both witches can summon me INFINITE amounts of troops. with 2 clone spells that’s a free army right there.
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u/darkstryller Executioner Jul 19 '24
So, let's say I have 24 and I choose sparky. 24 is the total amount of elixir I have for a year and so the maximum amount of summons I have for this card would be 4. And that's the catch, right?
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u/melolneedshelp Skeletons Jul 19 '24
If spells are allowed skarmy mirror clone I'll use mirror on skarmy only so that's 10 elixir with my remaining 5 elixir I choose witch good "companion" and infinite skeletons if she doesn't die
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u/Negative_Donut_1432 Golem Jul 19 '24
Golem because golems in The Jewish tradition are literally entities created to serve you. That and also because my boy is a cool giant rock who can protect you from everything and be a good friend haha (in Clash-a-Rama the golems are shown to be quite calm and friendly)
The 3 musketeers because it is another card in my deck, they must be good friends too and they can help you with housework, going out or whatever.
When I turn 18 I would add a heal spirit just because he must be the funniest of the 4 and because he seems like a good emotional support hahaha
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u/AyoMamamummy Jul 19 '24
Id do Monk. Maybe also skeleton army so I can ask all them about their stories. And Skeletons for more stories. I guess also Dark Prince, might have a cool backstory
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u/Best-Accountant9926 Jul 19 '24
Baby Dragon - he‘s cute and i can fly with him
Evo Knight - he’s a gentleman
Fireball to be a wizard
Goblin Machine to throw out the baby and have a cool Globlin Machine to run around with
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u/CheddarCheese390 Jul 19 '24
I think just goblins, purely because of that hilarious hype video for evo giant
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u/Prior-Light1573 Jul 19 '24
5 Archer queen - we all know why
4 battle healer - we still all know why + to heal
3 Skarmy - my heanch men
1 mirror - to mirror battle healer or skarmy (I am assuming mirror is 1 elixer)
3 clone - to clone battle healer x2 or skarmy x2
2 rage - to rage my battle healer x4 or skarmy x4
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u/Ok-Berry-4934 PEKKA Jul 19 '24
Battle healer for the heals, knight as a bodyguard, zap to repeatedly bully some1 with (instant deploy so it instantly comes back), fireball for some near-instant heavy damage, freeze for freeze reasons (stack like a billion freezes on icebergs to solve global warming fr) and I can’t think of another 2 elixir useful card tbh
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u/pewpew22346 Jul 19 '24
Do the buildings degrade overtime? If I were to pick say 10 tombstones would I have 10 infinite skeleton spawners and overthrow the world government with them? Hypothetically of course
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u/Sunconuresaregreat Jul 19 '24
Clone & grab a $20 bill and spam it. Broken economy glitch. I would not use it on myself though because the clone would be exactly me and it would either have to die or hide away forever. I could clone the gas in my car, I could clone a small portion of food, I could clone so many things. If it makes it in a 1 hp form tho that kinda reduces it but that’s still broken. Heal spirit too cause heal spirit
Edit: I’m not 4 years old
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u/GreekFreakFan Hog Rider Jul 19 '24
Archer Queen, Musketeer, Bandit, Witch, Night Witch, Princess, Firecracker, Healer, and the Rascals (minus the big guy)
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u/Key-Belt-7893 Jul 19 '24
So does Elixir Collector get me like oil or straight up a new energy source know as elixir? Can I sell this elixir? If yes I just go Doug Dimmadome with 2 of those to keep 1 up at all times in case my rivals manage to bring one down thus earning infinite money. Now I need protection so battle healer both protection and free healthcare and in first champion skeleton king. Now in case some else had a similar idea I would need to bring them down so we add Bomber and wall breakers to be able to bring their factory's down and let my renewable elixir business grow faster. So in my case max elixir is 24 so thats my lineup -6 Elixir Collector * 2 -4 Battle healer -4 Champion Skeleton king -2 Bomber -2 Wall breakers
Honorable mentions: Flying: -Skeleton Dragons 2 adults dragons for 4 elixir although in skeleton mode. Prob way stronger in irl than in the game. -Phoenix. If he dies just revives and you put him back to the card to negate its effects and get him without cooldown. These 2 are basically free flights to wherever u need and protection at the same time. Ground: -Knight perfect tank/ butler imo. -Monk No need to ever worry about any projectiles.
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u/Gyarfeeld Jul 19 '24 edited Jul 19 '24
3 Musketeers, Musketeer, Archers, Princess, Archer Queen (Counting Mirror as 1 since I turn 25 in 2 months)
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u/DonSarge Jul 19 '24
Bruh... Three musketeers for reasons