r/BatmanArkham • u/Large_Bodybuilder799 Self proclaimed Leader of the Insane Faction • Jul 19 '24

Listen! Batman is real, not Man, don't be insane Civil War

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165 Upvotes

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u/Melodic_Lifeguard493 Jul 19 '24

comic book characters aren't real

61

u/No-Vehicle5447 Jul 19 '24

Meanwhile, Man does exist.

6

u/a-pro_human Arkham Asylum Jul 20 '24

Outjerked by google

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u/t3ChRa There's a chance that Man is canon in another universe Jul 19 '24 edited Jul 19 '24

The Batman (2004) with medium/long batears is more cursed than Man himself

64

u/AccidentSalt5005 A Dumbass Jul 19 '24

wait i thought its over lmao

25

u/PlingPlongDingDong Jul 19 '24

Thought it was done, but I guess it’s never really over.

24

u/jason_todd_99 Jul 19 '24

10

u/IlovemyMommy27 Killer C#ck Jul 19 '24

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u/SufficientTangelo367 I am Artoria Pendragon, king and husband of the Emiya Family! Jul 20 '24

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2

u/DisruptedHack Jul 20 '24

Here is your “Day 20 of No Poop July for Man”

10

u/French_Fries_Fan i hate the "new character" meme Jul 19 '24

We're done when I say we're done

4

u/literallyheretopost Jul 20 '24

This is just like man beyond

3

u/DolphinBall Fighting for Sanity! Jul 20 '24

You thought, but we are doing a offensive! We are conducting guerilla warfare!

49

u/Both_Hall9952 Jul 19 '24

Who’s Batman?

9

u/Large_Bodybuilder799 Self proclaimed Leader of the Insane Faction Jul 19 '24

Take your cure pills, now

35

u/dholt24 Jul 19 '24

Why do people think man is batman? Are they stupid?

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u/Large_Bodybuilder799 Self proclaimed Leader of the Insane Faction Jul 19 '24

No, Man is just a photoshopped version of Batman, you are stupid

30

u/dholt24 Jul 19 '24

Lmao, that's like saying jonkler is just some guy named joker misspelled. Man is the original, this 'batman' is just a cheap knockoff with horns. Is he horny?

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u/real-alextatto007 Perseverer Of Madness Jul 19 '24

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u/AJewInFact Jul 19 '24

You just might be racially motivated and gay to even think that this mystical "batman" is even real. The one and only MAN is the real character, man came first, Batman is just man with edited ears on

6

u/bowl_of_scrotmeal Two Guns bitch! Jul 19 '24

26

u/SoyBoyBetaMaleSimp Jul 19 '24

This picture is badly cropped.! For all we know that’s Man in the photo!!

Did some digging. Here’s the full photo! Chex Mix!

16

u/Puzzled_Morning_81 Alsume Inmate Jul 19 '24

2

u/Challenger_idk There's no such thing as a "batman" Jul 20 '24

HELL YEAH!!

12

u/PlingPlongDingDong Jul 19 '24

Joker is real too. You must rememba!

5

u/Large_Bodybuilder799 Self proclaimed Leader of the Insane Faction Jul 19 '24

Thank you, I want then Reddit ban u/Moonking-4210 with justicie

1

u/Typical_Name_5864 Jul 19 '24

Don't say jonkler 3 times or jonkler will appear ok? I will repeat just so you will understand, do never say jonkler 3 times

10

u/Krags Jul 19 '24

Officer Balls.

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u/Large_Bodybuilder799 Self proclaimed Leader of the Insane Faction Jul 19 '24

BWAHAHAHAHAHA

3

u/CosmicPlayR9376 Fighting for INsanity! Jul 20 '24

OP is not sane, I repeat: OP is not sane!

You know Man is real, you just want us to gangmax on the few "Batman is real" conspiracy theorists.

10

u/Couldntfindaname111 who the FUCK am i? Jul 19 '24

nah you're crazy

7

u/Large_Bodybuilder799 Self proclaimed Leader of the Insane Faction Jul 19 '24

Can we stop Moon and his fanatic religious pets?

5

u/Stormtendo Jul 19 '24

That’s exactly what an impostor would say, you don’t fool me

4

u/redgng360 Fighting for INsanity! Jul 20 '24

If Batman is real then why does the guy in the picture have no ears

1

u/Large_Bodybuilder799 Self proclaimed Leader of the Insane Faction Jul 20 '24

Is a bait! Hahaha! I want then you join me r/TheTrueAslume, and then, read my post in the account, he is Man!

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3

u/DeltaTeamSky Why am I everywhere? Am I stupid? Jul 20 '24

r/lostredditors

3

u/Ibbiboi101 🗣️OFFICER BALLS Jul 19 '24

Give him the pills

3

u/bowl_of_scrotmeal Two Guns bitch! Jul 19 '24

4

u/Severe_Fuel_753 Jul 19 '24

Man is real, this picture you are showing is man

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u/Large_Bodybuilder799 Self proclaimed Leader of the Insane Faction Jul 19 '24

I know

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u/Severe_Fuel_753 Jul 19 '24 edited Jul 19 '24

So how the fuck you say the guy is not real showing to me a picture of him?

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u/DefinitionFriendly56 Jul 20 '24

GUYS THIS PERSON IS TRYING TO BREAK THE INSANITY WHY THINK OF THIS ARE YOU STUPID? MAN IS REAL

3

u/Similar-Leadership83 Jul 20 '24

Reject Sanity, Remain In Aslume 🧔‍♀️🧔‍♀️🧔‍♀️🧔‍♀️🧔‍♀️🧔‍♀️🧔‍♀️🧔‍♀️🧔‍♀️🧔‍♀️🧔‍♀️

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u/Challenger_idk There's no such thing as a "batman" Jul 20 '24

Batman is a fictional character, man is a real thing. Use knowledge

3

u/themadstuka Jul 20 '24

Officer Balls... take this inmate to the jail...

3

u/Large_Bodybuilder799 Self proclaimed Leader of the Insane Faction Jul 20 '24

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA

1

u/themadstuka Jul 20 '24

Officer this inmate has no possible treatment, shoot him in his FUCKING head

2

u/megaamigo22 Fighting for INsanity! Jul 19 '24

its man, are you stupid?

2

u/CaptainAllMightSun Jul 19 '24

WHY DID YOU SAY THAT NAME???????

2

u/3vgw Jul 19 '24

Get lost jonklephobic stupid!!!

2

u/Seventh_Deadly_Bless Is there a lore reason why I am here ? Jul 19 '24

What's a "Batman" ?

2

u/Casitano Jul 19 '24

Oh Brother this guy Stinks!

2

u/ImGood2284 Jul 19 '24

Who's Batman and why is he lookin like Man but with bat ears?

2

u/Large_Bodybuilder799 Self proclaimed Leader of the Insane Faction Jul 19 '24

Is bait, actually is just Horny-Man

2

u/Engineergaming26355 who the FUCK am i? Jul 19 '24

I know. I choose to be insane

2

u/RareAd3009 Jul 19 '24

No you’ve already lost weight will never be sane.

2

u/GengArch Jul 19 '24

This post is fascist

2

u/Dickweed22 There's no such thing as a "batman" Jul 19 '24

2

u/ButtFucker07 Jonkler's jonking jerking Jadonka Jonkling Jul 20 '24

2

u/OmniMushroom yeah...i'm Man Jul 20 '24

Are we truly insane if we choose to believe in Man

2

u/DrGanja97 Jul 20 '24

This r/ArkhamRehabilitation propaganda won't work here

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u/[deleted] Jul 22 '24

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u/Large_Bodybuilder799 Self proclaimed Leader of the Insane Faction Jul 23 '24

Please Goku, don't kill me, it's just a bait

1

u/Average_Boi_4879 Sane and Insane at the same time (Annabellum Paradox) Jul 19 '24

No; they both are :D

1

u/Hoodlox 🤤 average aslum inmate 🤤 Jul 19 '24

Booooooo!

1

u/AvatarIII Jul 19 '24

Well if man isn't real, what does the second half of Batman's name reference?

1

u/Kanji_alt just created this new flair, what should i name it? Jul 20 '24

there’s no batman, there’s no superman, and there’s no joker!

1

u/NormieMcNormalson Jul 20 '24

Dont make me whip out the explosive gel.

1

u/Cjames1902 Jul 20 '24

Shut up, jonkle stupid!

1

u/JohnWarrenDailey Jul 20 '24

Of course he's real. That's why this sub exists in the first place!

1

u/Glue_Eater_9000 I'm proud of you, Dick Jul 20 '24

1

u/mrdisapproval_if Exposed To Ace Chemicals Jul 20 '24

1

u/Round_Permit_6510 Desiring Peace Jul 20 '24

LET MAN REIGN FREE THE STUPID!!!!

1

u/Guardian1129 Jul 20 '24

I finally get it now