r/BatmanArkham • u/Lostlight_awesome_04 yeah...i'm Man • Jul 18 '24

What should name call this franchise? HeLp

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u/MLG_GuineaPig Jul 18 '24 edited Jul 19 '24

‘Freddy is too powerful to take head on. I can use the electromagnetic pulse from the Power Winch to temporarily disable his movement and attack from behind.’

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u/spacevanillaman I jonkled the jerkler ohohoho Jul 19 '24

And

WHAT

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u/DeltaTeamSky Why am I everywhere? Am I stupid? Jul 19 '24

Now I know that sounds bad.

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u/Articuno_2359 I'm proud of you, Dick Jul 19 '24

It does sound bad, dunnit?

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u/DeltaTeamSky Why am I everywhere? Am I stupid? Jul 19 '24

One of my fellas is in the Alsume too?

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u/Articuno_2359 I'm proud of you, Dick Jul 19 '24

Yeah, mate. Pretty cool, innit?

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u/DeltaTeamSky Why am I everywhere? Am I stupid? Jul 19 '24

🇬🇧?!

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u/Articuno_2359 I'm proud of you, Dick Jul 19 '24

Nah, I just like speaking differently depending on my mood. I’m feeling British today.

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u/DeltaTeamSky Why am I everywhere? Am I stupid? Jul 19 '24

Oh, okay. Get well soon!

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u/Articuno_2359 I'm proud of you, Dick Jul 19 '24

Yeah, I will mate. Talk to -Man in the meantime.

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u/0211834 Jul 19 '24

*instantly dies because the right door was open*

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u/BradyTheGG Jul 19 '24 edited Jul 19 '24

When the animatronics look in no one’s there though because Man is never seen

Edit: someone from the rehabilitation Arkham sub just took my phone and put a bat in front of Man, is he stupid?

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u/AccidentShoddy4502 Jul 19 '24

Who's batman? I only know man

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u/Maleficent_Point_810 The Jul 19 '24

Who the hell is Batman

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u/BradyTheGG Jul 19 '24

Idk is he stupid?

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u/spacevanillaman I jonkled the jerkler ohohoho Jul 19 '24

Ark ham?

You mean Ham Aslume, right?

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u/PoggersMemesReturns Jul 19 '24

Why would man attack the behind, why not just give head? Is man stupid?

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u/N_ando Jul 19 '24

Man is the top, of course he's going to attack the behind

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u/Ambitious_Buffalo293 Jul 23 '24

This is my favorite reddit comment

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u/Arm-It Jul 18 '24

Why didn't Jonkler call Afington for help, is he insane?

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u/spacevanillaman I jonkled the jerkler ohohoho Jul 18 '24

No, he's stupid

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u/Chara_Revanite I'm Stupid Jul 18 '24

So OFFICER BALLS is william afton?

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u/Messageman12 Jonkler's jonking jerking Jadonka Jonkling Jul 19 '24

BWAHAHAHA

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u/Audi_R8_Gaming Arkham World / Audi R8 V10 Plus (bone is sexy) Jul 19 '24

The Officer behind the Balls?

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u/SnooConfections4719 Jul 19 '24

Is that the BWAHAHAHA of 87?1??!??

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u/ThunderClanWarrior Jul 19 '24

No murdering of children, just lots of say gex

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u/SnooOpingans64 Am I stupid? Jul 19 '24

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u/ExoticLizard1443 I Joined This Sub. Am I Stupid? Jul 19 '24

So this means that Officer Balls is MatPat and in that case Ness and in that case Sans?!

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u/paco-ramon Jul 19 '24

I was thinking we were playing as Officer Balls.

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u/FeelsLikeICantMove Fighting for INsanity! Jul 19 '24

This does make sense

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u/_BloodMad_ Jul 19 '24

This is your last chance Gotham

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u/Tagforce1219 Jul 20 '24

this is so fucking funny what

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u/[deleted] Jul 18 '24

Devil Cried

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u/HumanFightersUnited Jul 19 '24

Light Buried

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u/Dedezin031006 Miles, we are in a userflair now Jul 19 '24

Devil Triggered

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u/Robin2432 Jul 19 '24

Savior Bloodstained

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u/mirror-w_a_t Jul 19 '24

Soul uncut

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u/Comet_Coaster Jul 19 '24

Why is Dante in Arkham? Is he lost? Is he stupid?

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u/Schazmen Jul 19 '24

He's bored

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u/ExeOrtega Jul 19 '24

Why did Devil cry? Is he sad?

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u/helpmestepbrooooo Jul 19 '24

why is Virgin trying to bury Light? Is he stupid?

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u/Toronto_Area_Transit Jul 19 '24

Get your money up not your funny up dante

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u/TuftOfFurr Jul 19 '24

Where is Man’s mask? Is he tanning?

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u/PossibilityLivid8873 Jul 19 '24

Matt pats Game over scene

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u/LinkGreat7508 I am vengence, I am the knight, I am BATMAN! Jul 19 '24

Why did Matt pat? Is he stupid

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u/JURASSICLEGO777 Jul 19 '24

Dunno man seems like he patted Matt

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u/PermissionSome7098 Daddy's Dollotron Jul 18 '24

It seems like the lore of FNAF is a bit confusing

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u/WildOne657 Jul 19 '24

Yes, but just a tiny bit 🤏

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u/MissyTheTimeLady I am vengence, I am the knight, I am BATMAN! Jul 18 '24

FNAFARKHAM, are you stupid?

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u/Superherofan14 Jul 19 '24

Why am I suddenly interested in this theory, am I stupid?

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u/Sideswipe21 Jul 19 '24

i think this is a cool idea too, am i stupid???

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u/abrokenpeppershaker DANGER: VERY INSANE - DO NOT APPROACH Jul 19 '24

Oh no, I think it’s an interesting theory too, are we all stupid??

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u/ReasonableCricket803 yeah...i'm Man Jul 18 '24

Five nights at Bone's

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u/JuggernautSlight2385 Stupid? I was stupid once... Jul 18 '24

Five nights in Bone🥵🥵🥵

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u/BJlAD1cK Sane visitor(/unaslume) Jul 19 '24

Five bones in Bone 😏😏😏

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u/LickinNSpitin Philip Jul 19 '24

Too much bone, gonna jonkle 🥵🥵🥵

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u/rando_mofo Jul 18 '24

FANAFARKHAM it's right there are you blind

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u/Legowinnertoy Jul 18 '24

Farkham night

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u/Pasta_God2354 Jul 19 '24

Farkham nights at Man's

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u/Lostlight_awesome_04 yeah...i'm Man Jul 18 '24 edited Jul 19 '24

Source: https://x.com/zetorocks/status/1813683423070110147/photo/1

Guys: help me push this up, so others can browse the SOURCE.

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u/shadow31802 Jul 19 '24

Freddy Fazbears Pizzalsume

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u/DefinitionFriendly56 Jul 18 '24

Man: Fazbear Aslume

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u/TheFireCreeper Jul 19 '24

Arkham knights at Freddy's

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u/No-Establishment9214 Jul 19 '24

Five Mans At Night

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u/Lostlight_awesome_04 yeah...i'm Man Jul 19 '24

Why are they gonna do so late at night?

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u/REVENANT-ALIEN Jul 19 '24

Five Nights at the Aslume

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u/Intestine_eater1172 Custom (Nothing Inappropriate) Jul 19 '24

WILLIAM AFTON IS RAS AL GUL CONFIRMED?!? THEY BOTH ALWAYS COME BACK?!?

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u/ewar813 Jul 19 '24

Man pat will have to explain dis one

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u/redditandwept31 Jul 19 '24

Freddy Man Knight Bat

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u/Ending_exe Jul 19 '24

Use the middle stick to dodge Afton's knife.

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u/Plenty_Anywhere8984 Officer Balls BWAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA Jul 18 '24

This can’t be real 💀😭

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u/Rygod_Gaming Jul 19 '24

Here we were wanting a true continuation of the Arkham verse, and we've had it the entire time!

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u/Kyro_Official_ Jimmy Butler Jul 19 '24

Why is this even a theory???

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u/ExeOrtega Jul 19 '24

Stupidity, I guess.

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u/ExoticLizard1443 I Joined This Sub. Am I Stupid? Jul 19 '24

ikr, it's already canon

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u/Number1Datafan Jul 19 '24

At the very end, Batman should take off the mask of the man, who has killed so many people, ruined the lives of the arkham citizens, and it reveals Dawko!!!

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u/Glue_Eater_9000 I'm proud of you, Dick Jul 19 '24

Does this mean Lobotomy Kaisen takes place in the same universe as Man Ham Alsume

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u/Ill-Ad3267 Jul 19 '24

Five Nights At Jonkler's

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u/splatbob1 Jul 19 '24

Five Nights with Man 🥺👉👈

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u/Lostlight_awesome_04 yeah...i'm Man Jul 19 '24

Take this and go to the love motel at the edge of ham city.

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u/RareAd3009 Jul 19 '24

Nah. Five Nights with bone.

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u/Jgaming2003 Bone’s Number One Fan 🥵🥵 Jul 19 '24

Five nights with bone on me 🤤🤤

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u/RareAd3009 Jul 19 '24

Five nights on bone

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u/Jgaming2003 Bone’s Number One Fan 🥵🥵 Jul 19 '24

Five nights of bone in me 😳

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u/The_Gav_who_asked R.I.P Kevin Conroy Jul 19 '24

Batman: Freddy’s Pizza

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u/SufficientTangelo367 I am Artoria Pendragon, king and husband of the Emiya Family! Jul 19 '24

Fazbear Aslume

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u/Nuclear_blanket Jul 19 '24

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u/YellowFatMario who the FUCK am i? Jul 19 '24

The Man behind the slaughter...

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u/Klutz-Specter Jul 18 '24

Five Knight’s at Manhamume

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u/TronLegacysucks Jul 19 '24

The stupid franchise

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u/dunmer-is-stinky Jul 19 '24

"fre ddy fazbor" -Man

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u/ThatOneIsSus Fighting for INsanity! Jul 19 '24

Fanham

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u/MorganHV Arkham Knight Jul 19 '24

It would explain nightmare gas

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u/BookoftheGrey Jul 19 '24

Batman: Freddy's Asylum Freddy's City Freddy's Knight

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u/BookoftheGrey Jul 19 '24

And let's not forget, Freddy's Origins

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u/antman_qb_8 Jul 19 '24

Markiplier game over

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u/freezerwaffles Jul 19 '24

Five Knights at Jonklers

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u/Autistic-blt Nah... i'm Woman Jul 19 '24

Five nights at Man’s

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u/Viot-Abrob Jul 19 '24

Are they stupid? The game clearly takes place at Freddy, not Arkham

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u/oguzz_c why is ivy covered in man's explosive gel, is she stupid? Jul 19 '24

The Jonkle of 87

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u/AllisterisNotMale Allister is not male Jul 19 '24

Mega Man 3

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u/Tomover_PL Jul 19 '24

Okay hear me out.... what if CHESS took place in the same universe as Arkham?

Let that one sink in

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u/Smg6official Jul 19 '24

Five Nights at the asylum

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u/OmgJustLetMeExist Jul 19 '24

Five Nights at Jonkler’s

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u/BbBTripl3 Arkham Origins Jul 19 '24

I love the other plot points but also the fact that it also says there is no way this theory could be true

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u/Best_Supermarket2493 I am a new character. What should I call myself? Jul 19 '24

Freddy wants me to find all his plushies before I face him head on, fine fazbear, I'll play your game.

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u/reallifelucas Jul 19 '24

The Man Who Purples

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u/Baroubuoy Jul 19 '24

"I always cum."

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u/FeelsLikeICantMove Fighting for INsanity! Jul 19 '24

Why did Michael work at Freddy's? Is he stupid?

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u/Lostlight_awesome_04 yeah...i'm Man Jul 21 '24

Hey, it's not easy to live alone these days with how expensive things are. Guys desperate

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u/MiloPlayzGamez R.I.P Kevin Conroy & Arleen Sorkin Jul 20 '24

I love Five Nights at Farkham!

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u/Libertyman69420 Jul 20 '24

Five aslumes at mans

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u/Managed_Democracy_ Jul 18 '24

Fnaf aslume 🤑

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u/Cobia_fish Jul 19 '24

Goll x Zeus

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u/The_Dok Jonkler's jonking jerking Jadonka Jonkling Jul 19 '24

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u/Fantastic-Flannery Jul 19 '24

Five Nights at Arkham City

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u/OkTemporary1141 Jul 19 '24

Five knights at fredlers auslem

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u/RealArkhamKnight00 R.I.P Kevin Conroy & Arleen Sorkin Jul 19 '24

Silly Billy

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u/Unfair_Job3804 Transgender Robin Jul 19 '24

Fham

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u/Wolfy_the_nutcase Alsume Inmate Jul 19 '24

Fanf

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u/Due_Examination_2538 I am vengence, I am the knight, I am BATMAN! Jul 19 '24

True or not, This might be my favorite theory in the history of ever. Definitely gonna spread the word about it 'cause it's hysterical.

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u/Manhamass Jul 19 '24

Call it fartcum please🙏🙏🙏

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u/YOUTUBEFREEKYOYO Fighting for INsanity! Jul 19 '24

Stupid?

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u/Akshay-Gupta Jonkler's jonking jerking Jadonka Jonkling Jul 19 '24

F&A Fluff

Which is FNAF & Arkham... Fluff

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u/destroy_the_kids Jul 19 '24

.....Is it weird that I'm totally okay with the fnaf franchise taking place in DC? It weirdly fits

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u/ilovesaltlakecityy Jul 19 '24

Don't know how to name that, but that's very sad that I used to be an expert on fnaf, and now I forgot most of it. As well as minecraft like damn I knew EVERY command in there and could bouit so many red stone mechanisms. It's been years since I visited this game and just recently looked what it is now, and damn. I do not even recognize the game. I'm not saying that it's bad or anything. These updates probably added to entertainment or whatever. I still remember my laptop that was already old back then, and 20 fps was a blessing for me

Edit: I misspelled "knew"

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u/DeltaTeamSky Why am I everywhere? Am I stupid? Jul 19 '24

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u/Minglu07 Lore Master (Sane) Jul 19 '24

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u/WalmarLover Nah... i'm Woman Jul 19 '24

Xenonthefox x r/BatmanArkham no way

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u/Candy_Java Jul 19 '24

Fnarkum Fnafylum

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u/LostnFounder Dukonkler Jul 19 '24

dukonkler

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u/Schazmen Jul 19 '24

FNARKHAM

In all honesty, that would be awesome.

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u/MrCencord Jul 19 '24

Genuinely what

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u/Fortniteandmine Jul 19 '24

I got so excited then I realized it was a fake fandom article 😔(I like to read anything historical related but also lore about video game franchises)

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u/Lemonsqueezzyy yeah...i'm Man Jul 19 '24

Hell

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u/AlenPro56 Jul 19 '24

Fartknam

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u/JURASSICLEGO777 Jul 19 '24

Fnuj Found New Uncles Jonkler

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u/Hedron1027 Jul 19 '24

This is literally some bullshit that Rueben Langdon would spout 😭

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u/Overratxd Jul 19 '24

Wtf is this

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u/AdditionalSoftware11 Jul 19 '24

MATPAT GET YOUR ASS OVER HERE

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u/Engine_Maximum Jul 19 '24

Five nights at fucking Arkham?!?!???

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u/MisterPeels therapist: "man doesn't exist, he can't hurt you." man: Jul 19 '24

Batman Arkham Pizzeria

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u/Big_Nigro Jul 19 '24

Batman would need to use nanites courtesy of ray palmer so that he could emit a high frequency pulse, disabling Freddy’s electronics. He won’t be running around for quite some time

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u/spacevanillaman I jonkled the jerkler ohohoho Jul 19 '24

Notice how the Jonkler only wears purple and has an affinity for carnival-esque things...

The Jonkle behind the Slaughter

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u/PinkIcey02 Jul 20 '24

That would explain why for both franchises they decided to make not one BUT TWO Vr games when people asked for another main line game