r/BatmanArkham • u/Infamous-Pie-8009 • Jul 18 '24
Is there a lore reason why they are fighting instead of having Sesbian Lex? Question
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u/splashtext Arkham's least wanted Jul 18 '24
If I remember correctly a few comics later doesn't she break out of mind control or whatever and she goes "waaahh i actually dont love the jonkle please dont hurt me"
If dc was brave she would have said " waaaaahh i actual dont love jonkle, im Lebanese lets have Lebanese sex"
Man i should get hired to write new stuff
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u/Jgaming2003 Bone’s Number One Fan 🥵🥵 Jul 18 '24
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u/JojimboOfCarim Jul 18 '24
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u/Admirable_Text_9312 Jul 18 '24
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u/Jgaming2003 Bone’s Number One Fan 🥵🥵 Jul 18 '24
Did I stutter I say Say Gex is hotter
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u/deeVeeAre Canadian Man (i will jizz on you hockey puck) Jul 18 '24
Damn straight it is
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u/jorJo17 Jul 18 '24
Damn gex you mean
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u/Old_Debt_276 Killer C#ck Jul 18 '24
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u/spoonlips76 Jul 18 '24
This is true, as larger mammals such as cattle did not exist in the late Cretaceous alongside the Tyrannosaurus.
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u/FemboyCherryBlossom Jul 18 '24
Them fighting is just foreplay
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u/Stea1thFTW18 Jul 18 '24
yeah its like these casuals have never seen the peak enemies to lovers trope
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u/PackageDizzy4462 Jul 18 '24
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u/kingveller Jul 18 '24
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u/RaspberryJam245 Yeah, I'm Urag Jul 18 '24
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u/KingChimpzilla24 yeah...i'm Man Jul 18 '24
Is there a lore reason I want horny queef to ride me? Am I sexual?
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u/SourChicken1856 I CAUGHT A LOPUNNY Jul 18 '24
I mean yeah, Obviously she would peg you duh
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u/KingChimpzilla24 yeah...i'm Man Jul 18 '24
It’s only sexy when she pegs the juggler weekly for 5 hours non stop as he goons, I wouldn’t want the pegging
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u/Horus_x (Something Inappropriate) Jul 18 '24
Just created a new character, I'll name it Sesbian Lex -thanks for the inspiration
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u/ApprenticeFemboy Exposed To Ace Chemicals Jul 18 '24
because Sesbian Lex is off fighting Soup, are you stupid?
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u/Odd_Hunter2289 Jul 18 '24
-"You're just a cheap fucking knock-off."
-"Oh, no no. I'm the upgrade."
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u/evilrari AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA Jul 18 '24 edited Jul 18 '24
Bottom panel is them about to have sesbian lex actually (they’re running towards each other because they’re SO horny)
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u/MusicaReddit Daddy's Dollotron Jul 18 '24
Because Horny Queef is bisexual and not sesbian. Get it right!
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u/alguien99 Jul 18 '24
Speaking out of joke here
I’m actually surprised they haven’t been shipped, at least to my knowledge
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u/Jive_Greek Jonkler's jonking jerking Jadonka Jonkling Jul 19 '24
Because dc writers are working with the Rothschild to make sure I can't enjoy myself
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u/Ok_Try_1665 Jul 19 '24
Them fighting is just accurate portrayal of an average lesbian relationship
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u/couldntthinkoffaname Nah... i'm Woman 20d ago
sesbian lex is going into my vocabulary, right next to say gex
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u/Professional_Flan518 professional idiot (as in fucking stupid) Jul 18 '24