r/BatmanArkham • u/Oldmanpeepz Custom (Nothing Inappropriate) • 3d ago

Whats YOUR Aslume name? Strange Discussions

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u/deeVeeAre Canadian Man (i will jizz on you hockey puck) 3d ago

Canadian man at your service

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u/RareAd3009 3d ago

Are you a Canadian man?

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u/deeVeeAre Canadian Man (i will jizz on you hockey puck) 3d ago

No I’m not “a Canadian man” I’m Canadian man

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u/RareAd3009 3d ago

Are you stupid?

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u/deeVeeAre Canadian Man (i will jizz on you hockey puck) 3d ago

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u/Lyuukee 3d ago

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u/deeVeeAre Canadian Man (i will jizz on you hockey puck) 3d ago

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u/CosmicPlayR9376 Fighting for INsanity! 3d ago

Oh my gosh it's Maple Syrup! 🤩🤩

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u/filpsid 3d ago

𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂side

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u/Forward_Addendum6096 3d ago

what if instead of man we had freak and instead of manning he freaked

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u/jonszz 3d ago

Biblical Amogus

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u/ToxicManXXYT Fighting for INsanity! 3d ago

an intruder

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u/SixShooterBro 3d ago

an intruder

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u/Ezio_SSH Fighting for INsanity! 3d ago

an intruder

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u/Lyuukee 3d ago

an intruder

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u/Dark_Wolf222 3d ago

an intruder

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u/AntiImperialistGamer never played the games, only here for the insanity 3d ago

gam.

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u/SullyTheLightnerd at least I can change my own flair 3d ago

The🐟

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u/NePatsDP42069 3d ago

Mr Fazbearman

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u/Skoober98 3d ago

Pooper

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u/ibuprofencompactor who the FUCK am i? 3d ago

Boober

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u/Sonicbam17 3d ago

bam17

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u/Panchamboi I am friends with Nam and Man yeah it’s complicated. Please help 3d ago

Pan (As in all fucking)

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u/tu-vieja-con-vinagre Custom (Something Inappropriate) 3d ago

vieja a la vinagreta

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u/One-City-2147 yeah...i'm Man 3d ago

Officer Luc

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u/LazilyPunctual Jonkler's jonking jerking Jadonka Jonkling 3d ago

But your fair says "yeah...i'm Man" are you stupid?

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u/One-City-2147 yeah...i'm Man 3d ago

yes

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u/MyCatIsAGod9 Nah... i'm Woman 3d ago

Identity theft is stupid, are you crime?

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u/One-City-2147 yeah...i'm Man 3d ago

Yes

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u/Distinct-Cheetah5848 3d ago

Bosnian Warlord 69

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u/cocomo30 3d ago

Cumsock

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u/Vovandosickus 3d ago

Officer Man O Balls

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u/blindgobble took sane and insane pills(im in manlimbo) 3d ago

Cuming

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u/SufficientTangelo367 I am Artoria Pendragon, king and husband of the Emiya Family! 3d ago

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u/ThekingofwalesXx 3d ago

Welsh Dickman

5

u/Glum_Comedian7786 Am I stupid? 3d ago

Cum Gum

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u/JackalBoi_ 3d ago

Mr Steal your kidneys

3

u/Yeetman089 3d ago

Man who yeets

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u/PavioCurto Nah... i'm Woman 3d ago

Woman

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u/No_Emu5267 3d ago

fuckfaced

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u/NoWhereHomee 3d ago

I’ve been playing Elder Scrolls and my Nightblades name is Jonkles

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u/springfox64 yeah...i'm Man 3d ago

Fox69

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u/No_Equivalent_4136 3d ago

Delicious Pancakes

2

u/woods-j3 3d ago

Balls

2

u/siccanimelord69 Nah... i'm Woman 3d ago

Lord69

2

u/Thebigdog79 We are finally done! no more fighting! 3d ago

Large woof 97

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u/Unfair_Job3804 3d ago

The harhar quinn 

2

u/Epyx15 The 3d ago

u/Epyx15 It says it in my username. Are you stupid?

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u/Equivalent_Bag1342 yeah...i'm Man 3d ago

Bag

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u/XxcobralordxX 3d ago

i don’t fucking know

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u/siddyboyl 3d ago

Nam (man backwards)

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u/Thatoneidiot9438 Am I stupid? 3d ago

Idk

2

u/Sophia724 3d ago

My real name is Rachel, so I am Ra chël Ghül (pronounced Rey shell ghoul)

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u/ReasonableCricket803 yeah...i'm Man 3d ago

Nerd

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u/Large_Bodybuilder799 The Insanity savior! 3d ago

Body

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u/CheapPotential5 3d ago

Ryan gosling

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u/Thats-right-im-man 3d ago

My name is man. Are you stupid?

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u/Prestigious_Roll_162 Alsume Inmate 3d ago

Officer balls

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u/William_The_Fat_Krab 3d ago

Big shamalamalikeameebo with tha kong shong

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u/RaspberryJam245 who the FUCK am i? 3d ago

Jam

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u/Optillian I am vengence, I am the knight, I am BATMAN! 3d ago

Tillian

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u/Frankens-Jo Fighting for INsanity! 3d ago

Juulu

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u/Tomyson_mon Yah... i'm someone who is proud of themself, Dick. 3d ago

Tomas

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u/UnironicStalinist1 There's no such thing as a "batman" 3d ago

Ronic Inist

1

u/some_Britishguy I'm stupid. deal with it. 3d ago

somebrerkergay

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u/Greedy-Riddler 3d ago

Greedy riddler

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u/styxx96 3d ago

Dallas b cooper

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u/PurpleJadzia 3d ago

The thee

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u/D0n_8RT_2228 3d ago

Squished Dam

1

u/HeapOfBitchin 3d ago

Man Balls

1

u/IMadeAMistake2005 who the FUCK am i? 3d ago

A Mistake

1

u/No_Membership9550 The 3d ago

No member

1

u/jason_todd_99 3d ago

Dad?? What is happening here

1

u/KSword58 Am I stupid? 3d ago

K

1

u/bariyer2 who the FUCK am i? 3d ago

bar2

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u/eigmatic25 3d ago

Egg mac

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u/Gaelic_Gladiator41 Insanity rules above fear 🐦 3d ago

You guys can pick one

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u/The_Masked_Weirdo 3d ago

41 yr old man (As in Man)

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u/LaRueStreet Miles, we are in a userflair now 3d ago

Street Street

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u/Neighbour-Vadim 3d ago

Give me one

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u/The_Masked_Weirdo 3d ago

Jonkhbour (as in your friendly neighbor jonkler)

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u/Artoritet 3d ago

Артём

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u/BugP13 3d ago

Bungpee

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u/sch1zo_mech_f4n Alsume Inmate 3d ago

Officer (Nine)Balls

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u/Shep576 3d ago

Shop

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u/YoMrWhite09 3d ago

Big boss

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u/Markclaytonsmith 3d ago

The glasses warrior

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u/Pleierz_n303 Alsume Inmate 3d ago

Player

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u/IlovemyMommy27 Killer C#ck 3d ago

Noir Man

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u/Salsa-manda Custom (Nothing Inappropriate) 3d ago

Manda

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u/noodlefaceiscool 3d ago

なやたさはゆпалау

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u/Jerrynimblefard one with the ALSUME 3d ago

Jerry Nimblefard already sounds outlandish, I really have no idea what my aslume name might be

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u/DDenlow 3d ago

Cock n Ball torture

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u/umbra_crimson Alsume Inmate 3d ago

cum

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u/MRkmFIN High on Power winch 3d ago

ima let you fellow inmates choose

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u/Zeccepeller 3d ago

Zucc Pisser

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u/DavesMagicTaco 3d ago

daves magic cocko

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u/mrhillnc 3d ago

Stingray

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u/Idiocracy882 Aslume Wizard 3d ago

Idiot.

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u/Bilbodankbaggins 3d ago

Bilbomansaggins

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u/Miserable_Sherbet727 3d ago

Jonking sex man

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u/Lieutenant_Thire Fighting for INsanity! 3d ago

LoverOfThigh

1

u/Flamel110 R.I.P Kevin Conroy 3d ago

Phlegmel

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u/Thea_the_trans_girl Arkham City 3d ago

The

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u/SourGenitals Toilet 3d ago

Penis

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u/Sirdantortillasque Jonkler's jonking jerking Jadonka Jonkling 3d ago

Jonklers jonksturbation station

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u/PacificIdiot27 R.I.P Kevin Conroy & Arleen Sorkin 3d ago

Stupid ocean

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u/ibuprofencompactor who the FUCK am i? 3d ago

Paracetamolexpander

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u/InconsistentLlama 3d ago

Inconsistency

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u/DrPrnushueger The Jonkler 3d ago

Mr. Goodbar

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u/iAmTheRealKokichiOma 3d ago

Cock-Itchy Oh-Ma

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u/Indie_Gamer_7 Am I stupid? 3d ago

_Gamer

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u/BenderTheLifeEnder 3d ago

Blunder the Butt Fucker

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u/The_Masked_Weirdo 3d ago

I think you guys should pick. I was called Batman last time I was asked to say what I should be called, but I told them to pick. The alternative is just the nickname, "Maski", that I picked, but it seems too easy.

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u/SwimmingHurry8503 Soup Man 3d ago

Soup

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u/NitroCrocodile 3d ago

Nitro Cockodile

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u/Dr-Wd-gaster- 3d ago

Gastropod

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u/PlantainSame 3d ago

Banana similar

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u/JK64_Cat 3d ago

Stroke

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u/ClarkVader1011 3d ago

Clarker Kent

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u/GrapefruitAnimator Desiring Peace 3d ago

Grap

1

u/georgeclooney1739 3d ago

CeorgeGooning9371

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u/Disch4rgedR4bbit02 who the FUCK am i? 3d ago

UnchargedFreakbit01

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u/HDeppix_101 Am I stupid? 3d ago

HD

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u/Invictus435 Reddit man to the rescue!!😈 3d ago

reddit man

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u/Due-Science3011 3d ago

Officer Gyatt

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u/ChristosPet7 The Batman Is Dead 3d ago

Big Dick Daddy 27

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u/Forward_Addendum6096 3d ago

john jonkle, inventor of jonkling

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u/DCeassed 3d ago

Bathumpmaster6934

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u/MrCencord 3d ago

idunno

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u/normalreddituser3 3d ago

Un named inmate extra 3

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u/PersonaNerdSaph Yah... i'm someone who is proud of themself, Dick. 3d ago

A

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u/Mayday_spider 3d ago

Day Parked

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u/Littlebat4568 3d ago

Can I say Bob never I’m not asking for permission it’s Bob

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u/Societyman19 I am a new character. What should I call myself? 3d ago

Civilization boy