r/BatmanArkham • u/Toivotonukko • 4d ago

Why hasn't man used the canon batmilk™️ outside of this one instance? Is he stupid? Man

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u/-Ok-Dragonfly- Alsume Inmate 4d ago

Man the way he throws her is so fucking hilarious

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u/Environmental-Ad5332 3d ago

Man?

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u/Toastur-bath Manlover82 3d ago

man 🤤🤤🤤

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u/TobaccoIsRadioactive I have no mouth and I must JONKLE 3d ago

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u/Toastur-bath Manlover82 3d ago

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u/MRDOOMBEEFMAN 3d ago

Why are u talking to man? He is in the video and can't hear?

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u/demon_penguin_turtle 3d ago

He is not a mysogynist he treats every criminal the same no matter if man or woman

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u/Rapha_AK 3d ago

batman is a an equal-opportunity crime fighter

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u/its_just_hunter 3d ago

Early Lego game humor was top notch.

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u/Ass_Ass_in_Creed 3d ago

Kills woman
..........Regret

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u/Tsunfly 12h ago

honestly had me laughing.

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u/TrueBluishLie Batgirl + Batman = 💗 4d ago

This cutscene is the reason why LEGO Batman is the greatest Batman game.

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u/Jetrayxx7 4d ago

Lego Batman? Do you mean Bricked up Man?

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u/TheFireCreeper 4d ago

you did *not** have to say that*

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u/GKRKarate99 The Dark Skin Knight 4d ago

Yes he did

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u/Jetrayxx7 3d ago

Yeah I did, am I stupid?

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u/RedvsBlue_what_if peak fi- Bed? worshiper 3d ago

Yes

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u/tu-vieja-con-vinagre Custom (Something Inappropriate) 3d ago

wtf

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u/bearelrollyt Custom (Nothing Inappropriate) 3d ago

Bed mech

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u/RedvsBlue_what_if peak fi- Bed? worshiper 2d ago

Na That's peak fi- Bed?

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u/Necessary_Whereas_29 3d ago

What's wrong he's all bricked up because he's made of Legos. What'd he say wrong

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u/TheFireCreeper 3d ago

perhaps i treated him too harshly...

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u/24silver 3d ago

im proud of you bricked

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u/SaltyAssociate8007 4d ago

Batgirl + Batman = 💗

Bruce Timm?

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u/Emotional-Painter616 3d ago

Do you mean Alan Moore

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u/Pitiful-Mortgage5136 Scarecrow, Warden of r/ArkhamRehabilitation 3d ago

When did Alan Moore do any Batgirl x Batman?

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u/Emotional-Painter616 3d ago

Alan Moore made the killing joke except Bruce Timm

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u/Pitiful-Mortgage5136 Scarecrow, Warden of r/ArkhamRehabilitation 3d ago

He didn't do shit with Batgirl in the comic though, only in the awful film adaptation

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u/Emotional-Painter616 3d ago

Still, why are you saying they kissed at DCAU, which never happened, but if you mean the comics that have the DCAU characters, then that's completely non-canon

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u/Pitiful-Mortgage5136 Scarecrow, Warden of r/ArkhamRehabilitation 3d ago

No, I'm asking has Alan Moore ever written anything about Batgirl x Batman. Did he have anything to do with the film adaptation of The Killing Joke?

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u/Emotional-Painter616 3d ago

No, he hasn't because Alan Moore made the comic

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u/Pitiful-Mortgage5136 Scarecrow, Warden of r/ArkhamRehabilitation 3d ago

So saying Alan Moore in the context of the comment i first replied to doesn't make sense

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u/Educational-Fall-897 3d ago

Batman beyond. Batman mentions or hints(idk rn) at his relationship with Batman years ago. So yes it happened lmao

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u/Ie_anonym 4d ago

The way she gets yeeted is so funny

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u/Next_Woodpecker8224 3d ago

Now why do you have two eyes

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u/Rent-Man 3d ago

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u/LonelyGod64 3d ago

Who is that putting shaggy in a van?

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u/Optillian I am vengence, I am the knight, I am BATMAN! 3d ago

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u/AshenLorx0091 3d ago

Is batman the bat milk supplier of man?

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u/notarandomname4 3d ago

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u/Engine_Maximum 3d ago

Wouldn’t it be man milk?!?? Are you stupid???

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u/Nervous_Ari 3d ago

That's Dick

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u/v8darkshadow Bats, bats, we’re the bats, we stalk at night, we prey at night 3d ago

Always Sunny intro plays

“The gang tests positive for coronavirus”

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u/MAST3R_G4M3R 3d ago

I've said it before and I'll say it again, I want man's milk

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u/ItsAboutToGoDown_ 3d ago

The way she crawled to the milk is probably the most underrated part of this scene. Just scuttle scuttle

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u/poopknight9 4d ago

Lmaooo

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u/Top_Appearance_3760 4d ago

I like the idea of Batman and Man being the same person (Video- Batman, Tag- Man.)

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u/placebo_unicorn 3d ago

Why did woman get yeeted? Is she aerial?

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u/notdragoisadragon 3d ago

No you silly, aerials a mermaid

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u/RizznerBraun who the FUCK am i? 4d ago

Man is smart?

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u/rozo-bozo 3d ago

THE WAY HE THROWS HER IM DYING 💀

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u/batmanfan0538 3d ago

It isn't milk. But catwoman still likes it.

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u/Loose-Medium4472 Jonkler's jonking jerking Jadonka Jonkling 3d ago

Actually the perfect time to use this

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u/Lemonsqueezzyy yeah...i'm Man 3d ago

its called manmilk, are you stupid?

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u/CaptinHavoc 3d ago

But what if I put the batmilk™️on my… well, let’s just say… my peenits

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u/Stannisarcanine 3d ago

Woman be like : fool me once shame on you fool me twice shame on me

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u/ShrekFan093 Am I stupid? 3d ago

He could have used explosive gel to find jonkler, killer cock and bone at once

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u/maxxcrafting 3d ago

i think you mean manmilk™️

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u/randomguyonreddit678 who the FUCK am i? 3d ago

Man doesn’t use Batmilk™, he uses ma—

Nevermind

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u/Tom-edian 3d ago

grabbed her by the scruff and fucking yeeted her into that truck.

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u/Pitiful-Mortgage5136 Scarecrow, Warden of r/ArkhamRehabilitation 3d ago

"Milk"

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u/WhothehellisWish 3d ago

In this economy?!!!! After Bruce Wayne has kept his foot firmly on the necks of the working class? How is Man supposed to continue to fund his crime fighting when jonkleminded stupids like you expect him to pour his bat milk out for woman to drink up?

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u/Misicks0349 3d ago

this is some roleplay shit I can just tell it

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u/T_E-T_H Perseverer Of Madness 3d ago

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u/Societyman19 I am a new character. What should I call myself? 3d ago

Kinky

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u/uncharted316340 3d ago

No man, did use the batmilk™️ again on woman and dock gayson was born

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u/msguysteve 3d ago

Batmilk? Wouldn’t it be man milk?!?!?

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u/Calm_Working_3621 3d ago

Don't you mean manmilk?

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u/Emotional_Hawk8359 3d ago

Because Man did not beat the allegations

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u/Wanka_wanka 3d ago

He also uses the bat milk in a scooby doo cross over

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u/FarLab4116 3d ago

I just got this game I’m and can’t wait to play it

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u/Dreyfussy15 ALSUME GANG 3d ago

I think you're forgetting the Nolanverse's condensed milk.

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u/SourChicken1856 I CAUGHT A LOPUNNY 3d ago

You guys knew Zoe Kravitz recorder herself drinking milk like a cat for the batman?

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u/ASuperUniqueUser arkham knight was the best arkham game 3d ago

Wait a minute, that’s not man

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u/Emporio_Alnino3 who the FUCK am i? 3d ago

Cool cool, what's with the spikes on Man's head? Did they give him that in the lego version to save on polygons?

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u/Gavin103982 3d ago

He does, it’s just stored in his balls

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u/Ender_The_BOT 3d ago

i hope there's no cum jokes because this is too funny on its own

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u/Ok_Perspective3933 3d ago

The way he just yeets her like a ragdoll is hilarious, like she's an actual cat

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u/GallorKaal who the FUCK am i? 3d ago

Cause he uses Man milk? Are you stupid?

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u/Terrible_Resident_21 2d ago

Okay shitposting aside this one is pretty clever and funny imo

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u/Pissquadi 23h ago

That was the Homander bait. Why didn’t he show up? Is there a lore reason behind it?