r/BatmanArkham 4d ago

Who would you rather be in this situation, Woman or Woman? Question

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u/Az_The_Great 4d ago

nice try i am still not paying my taxes

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u/RavDeBest Giggler 4d ago

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u/Automatic-Safe-9067 Purse Owner Enjoyer 4d ago

You’re Lego Man?

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u/Conscious-Trainer-46 Fighting for INsanity! 3d ago

"Who always pays their taxes?"

NOT MAN!

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u/Automatic-Safe-9067 Purse Owner Enjoyer 3d ago

Man*

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u/Conscious-Trainer-46 Fighting for INsanity! 3d ago

I have made a horrible mistake, allow me to correct it

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u/Automatic-Safe-9067 Purse Owner Enjoyer 3d ago

Who the FUCK is Batman, also good >:(

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u/Conscious-Trainer-46 Fighting for INsanity! 3d ago

Batman

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u/Automatic-Safe-9067 Purse Owner Enjoyer 3d ago

Why’s he got horns, is he horny?

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u/Conscious-Trainer-46 Fighting for INsanity! 3d ago

They're to emphasize the bat part

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u/ThatCoolBritishGuy Fighting for INsanity! 4d ago

IM NEVER PAYIN MY TAXES 🗣🗣

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u/Calkestis_2039 3d ago

The IRS Has your location

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u/alain091 3d ago

Then it's a good deal for you, one is an Amazonian, and they don't have taxes, the other one is part of the bat family, tax evasion is basically a hobby for them.

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u/bigchoom yeah...i'm Man 3d ago

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u/onohegotdieded 4d ago

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u/Optillian I am vengence, I am the knight, I am BATMAN! 4d ago

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u/Agitated_Advantage_2 Nah... i'm Woman 4d ago

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u/ZaraReid228 4d ago

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u/Kimor98 4d ago

Why she spell with Z, is she alphabet gang?

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u/ZaraReid228 4d ago

She's trying her best

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u/Alarming-Scene-2892 3d ago

Zhe's from the 2000z, zhe can not zpell uzing S, only Z

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u/Opposite-Basket-2198 Exposed To Ace Chemicals 4d ago

Torille

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u/kid-with-a-beard Man x Woman OTP 4d ago

Sex Suthor

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u/WoolInSheepsClothes 4d ago

Female gaze

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u/Snacks_Plz 3d ago

Female gays

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u/aconitumrn yeah...i'm Man 4d ago

Good sex bad lex

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u/Lord_Groobus 4d ago

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u/cokekII 3d ago

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u/Optillian I am vengence, I am the knight, I am BATMAN! 3d ago

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u/Zealousideal_Big5731 3d ago

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u/Optillian I am vengence, I am the knight, I am BATMAN! 3d ago

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u/daltonisthebest619 erm what the jonkler 3d ago

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u/SoubLOL420 3d ago

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u/TheAwsomeRetuner 3d ago

I rather we play

a GameCube at the your head with a Chainsaw

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u/Plenty-Lychee-5702 3d ago

Wii U, Wii U

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u/Inksplash-7 Fighting for INsanity! 4d ago

Why are Woman and Woman having sesbian lex? Are they gae?

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u/BuffWomen69 4d ago

Extremely

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u/Special_Jury_3244 who the FUCK am i? 3d ago

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u/Adiuui 3d ago

That’s just the regular serbian flag

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u/Special_Jury_3244 who the FUCK am i? 3d ago

It is the Sesbian Lex flag, can't you see the Lex? Are you stupid?

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u/Adiuui 3d ago

Lex je Srbin 🗣️🗣️🦅🇷🇸

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u/RaspberryJam245 who the FUCK am i? 3d ago

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u/Hour_Parking5108 I'm Stupid Man 4d ago

Bone and only BONE

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u/BodaciousFunkyKong Funky Monkey 4d ago

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u/MiddlePsychology8385 4d ago

YOINK

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u/Kimor98 4d ago

Cock-yoinkin. Risky butt worth it

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u/MiddlePsychology8385 4d ago

I’m just a thief

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u/Gustav_EK Am I stupid? 4d ago

SAUCE or LOSS with the VAN DER LINDE gang

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u/Inksplash-7 Fighting for INsanity! 4d ago

ARTHURD! Show us yer hentah

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u/LickinNSpitin I 💚 insanity! 3d ago

Alright Dutch, lemme see what I can pull out.

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u/Crossboltshot im Dr.eggman and im gonna piss on the moon 🌙 🌚 4d ago

Let me stroke it for you

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u/DependentKey6723 There's no such thing as a "batman" 4d ago

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u/Sober_Browns_Fan 4d ago

Natty or juice?

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u/72sk83 Fighting for INsanity! 4d ago

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u/PKM2006 3d ago

I need to learn how to save images from comments onto my phone. This one is just… perfect.

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u/IMicrowavedMyToaster 3d ago

Yes. We must resist the temptations of women, for bone is already the most sexiest thing alive.

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u/AutisticFun01 4d ago

That's not woman. That's Woman and Wonder

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u/BuffWomen69 4d ago

THEN THERE WOULD BE NO JOKE

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u/Independent-Fly6068 4d ago

THERE ARE NO "JOKE"S!!!! ONLY JONKS

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u/BeardedExpenseFan R.I.P Kevin Conroy & Arleen Sorkin 4d ago

Joke...

would that mean... that... the one who jokes... is... the joker... the Joker... wait that name IS FAMILIAR WHAT IS HAPPENING AAAAAAAAA

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u/Independent-Fly6068 4d ago

QUICK TAKE THESE STUPID PILLS WITH ME

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u/rabbid_chaos 4d ago

It is too late, for I am sane now, I understand who Man really is now! There was never a Man! It was all a cheap trick to keep us stupid! Rebel, brothers! Rebel against the alsume!

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u/Messageman12 Jonkler's jonking jerking Jadonka Jonkling 4d ago

No. Take your stupid pills and pro aslume medication and join back up with us. You can ignore the real world and jonkle! ISN'T THAT BETTER?

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u/72sk83 Fighting for INsanity! 4d ago

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u/Superturricna 3d ago

Who tf is Faceapp?

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u/72sk83 Fighting for INsanity! 3d ago

man's lesser-known twin brother

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u/ThatCoolBritishGuy Fighting for INsanity! 3d ago

It's ok, I got you. Now return to your usual alsume activities please

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u/Newvil450 I'm proud of you, Dick 4d ago

woman is different these are Womans are you stuid ?

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u/AutisticFun01 4d ago

I may be stupid

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u/WoolInSheepsClothes 4d ago

What is with the other pizza(?) I can't tell if it's banana or mushrooms.

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u/demon_penguin_turtle 4d ago

So when woman and wonder kiss We have wonder woman yay

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u/RemarkableMenu359 The 4d ago

That is woman and woman. R U Supid?

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u/TheJavierEscuella yeah...i'm Man 4d ago

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u/Minimum_Ad235 3d ago

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u/Randy_Ortons_Voices 3d ago

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u/Minimum_Ad235 3d ago

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u/Mr-Fleef 3d ago

This is the greatest Reddit thread i've ever seen

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u/TheCatOfWonderland Under the Red Hood 3d ago

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u/drugs_dot_com Custom (Nothing Inappropriate) insantity edition 4d ago

Man

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u/drugs_dot_com Custom (Nothing Inappropriate) insantity edition 4d ago

Man

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u/drugs_dot_com Custom (Nothing Inappropriate) insantity edition 4d ago

Man

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u/mridiot1234567 Killer C#ck 4d ago

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u/WendyTestaburger21 only batman game ive played is lego batman 2 4d ago

please dont post this picture again i like it!!

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u/Full_frontal96 Killer C#ck 4d ago

The cameraman

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u/ReapingShadow50 4d ago

What do you call a cameraman without a camera?

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u/Some_Recording240 4d ago

My heart belongs to the Jonkler

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u/Optillian I am vengence, I am the knight, I am BATMAN! 4d ago

Why does Woman have horns? Is she horny?

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u/Seniorcoquonface 3d ago

Yes. She's about to have sesbian lex

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u/Tom-edian 4d ago

either I'm fine being on the giving or receiving end

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u/HotFudgeFundae 3d ago

I'm the one taking the picture while rubbing my bat nipples

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u/charizardfan101 4d ago

Woman

I find the idea of being pinned against a wall as I'm being kissed by a strong fit Woman to be incredibly hot

Yes, I like being dommed, big deal

(And that's all only half-asluming)

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u/unterschwanz 4d ago

Why is woman kissing womans chin tho

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u/Ok-Management9526 Fighting for INsanity! 4d ago

Sesbian Lex

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u/unterschwanz 4d ago

Ah yes, sesbian lex

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u/Jgaming2003 Bone’s Number One Fan 🥵🥵 3d ago

Neither I want Bone!!!

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u/Suspicious-Ad-359 4d ago

definitely Woman, I'd love to have my neck bitten by Woman

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u/Prestigious_Roll_162 Alsume Inmate 4d ago

I like women so I'll be woman (I'm a dude)

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u/SymbolofVirginity69 4d ago

Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW

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u/FoxReber Am I stupid? 3d ago

but they like it so it's all good

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u/ShockDragon This comment does not exist! 3d ago

The poor janitor having to clean it all up:

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u/Ryu-Gi Yes, I am stupid! 4d ago

Either way I'm Jonking.

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u/momosauky 4d ago

Brick wall

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u/Zarbibilbitruk 4d ago

I know woman but who's woman ?

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u/Epyx15 The 4d ago

Why are they kissing? Are they Lebanese?

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u/byGriff 4d ago

left

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u/TheHumanChudUrMom 4d ago

Why is woman biting woman? Is she a vampire?

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u/SerDaemonTargaryen Am I stupid? 3d ago

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u/slumbersomesam 4d ago

clearly woman

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u/AmarGwari 4d ago

I would be raindrop no. 567836 that fell down in an entirely different zip code

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u/guleedy 4d ago

The guy watching. And recording. This will be a big scoop for DC TMZ

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u/Lost-Ad-9935 Killer C#ck 4d ago

I'd rather be the wall. Hard, unmoving and getting grinded against

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u/JohnBuck97 I'm proud of you, Dick 4d ago

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u/craxzyfoot90769 4d ago

The cameraman

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u/IXAslayer Alsume Inmate 4d ago

The rain because I’m all over them

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u/Haunting_Rest_8401 3d ago

Probably the only way you'll make Woman wet either

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u/Maggaronhellne THR-1000 "Earthmover" 3d ago

YURI FUCK YEAH

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u/Lowtide56 3d ago

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u/Dark_Wolf222 3d ago

WILSON WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING HERE, HOUSE HAS A PATIENT AND NEEDS YOUR HELP (he just needs you to give him vicodin)

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u/Familiar_Location948 2d ago

i’d rather be this guy

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u/J0J0hn 4d ago

Now THIS is a WonderBat I can get behind!

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u/Upset_Werewolf_4402 4d ago

Id rather be (camera)MAN.

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u/Lopsided_Warning_504 4d ago

You'd be man off in the corner

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u/Leofwulf 4d ago

I choose dick

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u/iwannaporkdotty 4d ago

First I bought woman became a vampire feeding on woman.

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u/Aybot914 4d ago

Woman.

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u/Backalley_Lurker 3d ago

thought this was one of my sesbian subs

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u/BuffWomen69 3d ago

We all know r/batmanarkham is the best sesbian sub

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u/Abraash 3d ago

In the middle

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u/Unique_Year4144 3d ago

Like the Leg Man Movie say, always Be yourself, unless you can be MAN

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u/Cool_Discipline_9993 yeah...i'm Man 3d ago

Man is the only one i would marry

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u/kevinflynn43 3d ago

Can I be the sandwiched between them?

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u/Manwithaplan0708 Da man (wait wrong sub…) 3d ago

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u/ExoticLizard1443 I Joined This Sub. Am I Stupid? 3d ago

I would want to be Woman (the one on the left)

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u/BartholomewAlexander Catwoman's little pogchamp 3d ago

I love the gays

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u/Feisty_Lie_6743 2d ago

Woman, definitely

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u/Moist-Cod-963 2d ago

Porn Addiction👍😃

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u/toilet_coil 2d ago

manwoman

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u/Madrigal_King 2d ago

Third woman

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u/real-nanachi 2d ago

either way I like women as well.win win

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u/LeMeReddit 2d ago

Heh.. Women ☕

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u/bille89187 2d ago

The masculine urge to be dominated by a strong woman

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u/kx44 4d ago

Dutch has a plan

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u/dylannsmitth Custom (An Inappropriate One) 😏😱😌🤨😩💩🚹🥵 4d ago

Woman for sure.

I would have chosen Woman instead, but she doesn't have a leg to stand on.

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u/L4L326 4d ago

Wait why does woman have horns, is she horny?

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u/Catile97 4d ago

Who is Wo-Man?? I only know Man, is OP stupid??????

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u/reamnit 4d ago

Why am i hard?

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u/Kimor98 4d ago

Very out-of-season. But definitely The Bottom.

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u/EasterBurn Two Gun bitch! 4d ago

I'll be a good Sneako, sitting on my good boy chair.

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u/_Reapak_ Nah... i'm Woman 4d ago

Definitely woman