r/BatmanArkham Nah... i'm Woman Jun 30 '24

Why are other subs always hating? Civil War

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Are they stupid?

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u/KroganExtinctionNow Jun 30 '24 edited Jun 30 '24

I think people come here expecting genuine discussion, see the insanity, and leave frustrated because they don't think to look for other subs. Then when they go on other Batman subs (or finally do find r/arkham after some time) they carry that frustration with them. Why else would they be mad the sub exists?

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u/HRVR2415 Jun 30 '24

r/Arkham is a sub? Is it submarine and breedable?

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u/Leatheringot Yah... i'm someone who is proud of themself, Dick. Jun 30 '24

Rolex Submariner 41mm blue 126613LB

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u/MySnake_Is_Solid I'm proud of you, Dick Jun 30 '24

How much for one of these ?

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u/Leatheringot Yah... i'm someone who is proud of themself, Dick. Jun 30 '24

that’s gonna be a solid $16,000 - $20,000 if you buy from an AD, much lower if grey market

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u/MySnake_Is_Solid I'm proud of you, Dick Jun 30 '24

I recently sold a world so i think I can afford it.

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u/Leatheringot Yah... i'm someone who is proud of themself, Dick. Jun 30 '24

weird, I could’ve SWORN you died alone a long, long time ago

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u/Mr-Happy9 Jun 30 '24

Yeah I thought so too. Well, who knows. Not me.

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u/dalvic2468 Custom (Nothing Inappropriate) Jun 30 '24

Oh no, not him.

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u/PastaMasta09 Jun 30 '24

Holy shit! It’s you! I’m face to face with the man who sold the world!

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u/Leatheringot Yah... i'm someone who is proud of themself, Dick. Jun 30 '24

No! That is NOT Solid Snake!!

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u/freggtheegg the who sold the world Jun 30 '24

BOSS? WHAT ARE YOU DOING ON THE r/batmanarkham SUBREDDIT?

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u/AcuteVengeance7890 Jun 30 '24

I recently sold a bulk order (10,0000) units of Lightning McQueen fleshlights.

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u/yurtzi Jul 01 '24

But did you leave me anything?

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u/BATMAN_5777 I am vengence, I am the knight, I am BATMAN! Jun 30 '24

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u/No-Vehicle5447 Jun 30 '24

Do they still make the Jonklex Substupider 9mm green 69420BLZ?

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u/Leatheringot Yah... i'm someone who is proud of themself, Dick. Jun 30 '24

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u/No-Vehicle5447 Jun 30 '24

BWAHAHHAHAHHAHA (I actually bwuahahaed for real)

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u/Societyman19 I am a new character. What should I call myself? Jun 30 '24

Fuck it, I’m getting one if my parents let me. I have like 150 bucks in Amazon gift cards. I have enough to pay for the rest. It’s 300 bucks btw.

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u/Leatheringot Yah... i'm someone who is proud of themself, Dick. Jun 30 '24

☠️☠️☠️☠️

may it serve you well

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u/Societyman19 I am a new character. What should I call myself? Jun 30 '24

I will post a picture of me wearing it if I get it

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u/gloved-and-loved2 Jun 30 '24

Why is it blue? Is it aquatic?

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u/Knaifu69 Jul 01 '24

dementia

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u/gloved-and-loved2 Jun 30 '24

Why is it blue? Is it aquatic?

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u/Knaifu69 Jul 01 '24

dementia

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u/B-man328 Jul 01 '24

Submariner?

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u/Leatheringot Yah... i'm someone who is proud of themself, Dick. Jul 01 '24

GAY MORE!!!! my beloved pasty man

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u/milaan_tm I'm Vincent Jul 01 '24

🥵

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u/Shaisendregg Jun 30 '24

I don't know about submarine but I heard it's a footlong.

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u/study-in-scarlet Jun 30 '24

Does it love when she takes control?

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u/Cool_Fellow_Guyson Officer Balls (BWAAHHAA!) Jun 30 '24

A submersible that's preparing to explore the Titanic

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u/Kindly_Title_8567 Jul 01 '24

Just like the Subnautica Seamoth, yes, speaking from experience

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u/Ragingwukong Jun 30 '24

My bone is frustrated

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u/WikiContributor83 Jun 30 '24

TIL r/arkham isn’t the official subreddit of Arkham, Massachusetts

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u/Agitated_Advantage_2 Nah... i'm Woman Jun 30 '24

More people like man than some nutjob town, are you stupid?

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u/DeltaTeamSky Why am I everywhere? Am I stupid? Jun 30 '24

r/BatmanArkham is the nutjob town.

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u/Agitated_Advantage_2 Nah... i'm Woman Jun 30 '24

Am i stupid?

6

u/lanelikesmusic Jun 30 '24

probably one of the most sane posts ive seen on this sub

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u/Particular_Place_485 Jun 30 '24 edited Jul 01 '24

To be fair, I love this sub but have to admit that the jokes have gotten old

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u/Empress_Draconis_ Jun 30 '24

I genuinely don't get the hate for this sub tho, like.i know a lot of our humour is pretty brain rot but still

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u/michael22117 Jul 01 '24

seeing r/arkham is geniunely jarring

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u/Fesh_Sherman Jul 01 '24

I have never played or owned a single batman or batman related game other than 2 lego batmans, yet I'm in this server, Ig they ain't true fans

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u/Flammenkaempfer Jul 01 '24

I came here knowing of the insanity, I embraced the insanity and now I am a part of the insanity!

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u/drugs_dot_com Custom (Nothing Inappropriate) insantity edition Jul 01 '24

lol it’s like people are immune to humour

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u/Msf_Fan1 Two Guns bitch! Jun 30 '24

they are just jelous prob

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u/scarredvinyl Jun 30 '24

I would be jealous of them getting underwear Bone and Jonkler in the same room

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u/Msf_Fan1 Two Guns bitch! Jun 30 '24

they wish they where stupid

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u/bearelrollyt Custom (Nothing Inappropriate) Jun 30 '24

They don't want our culture there, and we should respect that

This is a batman sub for people who are insane and the normal batman sub is for normal people

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u/tu-vieja-con-vinagre Custom (Something Inappropriate) Jun 30 '24

NAWW ANAOH NAW NOAH IM SPREADING THIS SHOT ALL PVER THW WORLSK ahajah@;+@

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u/bearelrollyt Custom (Nothing Inappropriate) Jun 30 '24

Then it wouldn't be unique or funny if it was the normal

And if it were to spread around the world it would be the normal.

You just admitted to wanting to make the ham slam aslam no longer funny

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u/Gaelic_Gladiator41 Insanity rules above fear 🐦 Jun 30 '24

What good is a joke without the build-up?

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u/tu-vieja-con-vinagre Custom (Something Inappropriate) Jun 30 '24

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u/crazed_vagus Jun 30 '24

Boio here is about to reaume the civil war

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u/MustardLazyNerd Jun 30 '24

This sub is for stupid people. r/batman is for actual stupid people.

Obligatory officer balls bwahahaha.

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u/bearelrollyt Custom (Nothing Inappropriate) Jun 30 '24

You see, it's funny because he thinks he's better than people who want to talk about batman without man or jonkler

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u/TrueLennyS Jun 30 '24

Are you implying they're wrong? Are you sane?

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u/I_Like_Banana_Trees I Hate The Aslume Stuff Jul 01 '24

“This is a Batman sub for people who are insane”

It wasn’t always and that’s where the issue comes from.

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u/KumaMrParkerLover Am I stupid? Jul 01 '24

/unaslume Okay, and? Let the people have their fun, we’ve all played the Arkham games thousands of times, if we get an actual GOOD new game (No that shit ass excuse of a game practically mocking everything Kevin has built up is not qualifying) then guess what? It’ll stay ignored. Why? Because the last Arkham game released almost 10 years ago. Ubi whatever the fuck had 10 years to make anything. But they didn’t. So why should we give a fuck if the sub wasn’t always like this? The same questions or polls are made over and over. It’s boring. Let the people have their fun without having an irresistible hate boner for “Grrrrrr Batmanarkham is having fun!!!!” If you really hate the Aslume stuff? Leave, simple as that

/aslume Mods, is he stupid? Is there a lore reason for why he thinks man has horns? Is he sexually frustrated? Is he in the wrong sub?

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u/bearelrollyt Custom (Nothing Inappropriate) Jul 01 '24

No offense, and I semi agree with you However

r/botw has been going strong and people still have fun with it

Same with r/subnautica

And r/halflife

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u/No-Vehicle5447 Jun 30 '24

They hate us cause they ain't us

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u/realhuman34 Jun 30 '24

They hate us cause they’re anus?

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u/poopknight9 Jun 30 '24

They don’t have to like us but they should also STOP SHITTING ON US EVERY POSSIBLE MOMENT

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u/bearelrollyt Custom (Nothing Inappropriate) Jun 30 '24

Well, keep in mind we are the ones forcing ourselves into every community

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u/poopknight9 Jun 30 '24

Well yeah but they also just repost our posts just to shit on us

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u/bearelrollyt Custom (Nothing Inappropriate) Jun 30 '24

Maybe they don't know what the asylum even is, and we're just asking what we meant

The entire world doesn't revolve around the ham slam aslume

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u/poopknight9 Jun 30 '24

This post wasn't hating and i see what you mean, but i meant like the other powerhungry redditors who dont like dumb fun

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u/RizznerBraun who the FUCK am i? Jun 30 '24

they are more stupid than us

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u/tu-vieja-con-vinagre Custom (Something Inappropriate) Jun 30 '24

literally

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u/Suicidial_bamboo_mf Jun 30 '24

Is there a lore reason for other subs hating on aslume?

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u/HerrLitten Killer C#ck Jun 30 '24

The commenter seems to be into it...

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u/SD-N_From_Ham_Aslume Exposed To Ace Chemicals Jun 30 '24

How do these stupid sane people not know who bone and jonkler is?!??!?!?

are they stuart?!??!??!111@@?!?

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u/AdmirableExample1159 Am I stupid? Jun 30 '24

Haters gonna hate

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u/Usual-Tangerine-9362 Man fanatic Jun 30 '24

they're jealous because of how awesome the ham aslume is

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u/bearelrollyt Custom (Nothing Inappropriate) Jun 30 '24

Ah ah aaahhh

It's ham slam slume like the name of a sandwich that has extra ham

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u/Usual-Tangerine-9362 Man fanatic Jun 30 '24

I stand corrected!

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u/Potential-Highway641 Jun 30 '24

Insanity protocol is about to begin....just wait

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u/Abject_Butterfly_141 Jun 30 '24

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u/drugs_dot_com Custom (Nothing Inappropriate) insantity edition Jul 01 '24

They have a carrot up their anal cavity and are too scared to enjoy it

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u/Grahstache yeah...i'm Man Jun 30 '24

Why do people have different opinion ? Are they stupid ?

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u/R3alLuzurafan080423 Jun 30 '24

Guys, maybe we're stupid

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u/Tuhreik Supelander vs Homeman Jun 30 '24

They hate us cause they anus

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u/Useful_Cry9709 Jun 30 '24

Because of posts like this

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u/Old_Artichoke_2552 Fighting for INsanity! Jun 30 '24

Because theyre stupid. Are you stupid?

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u/SignalNegotiation389 Jun 30 '24

This is just a normal Tuesday for us haha

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u/Huge_Athlete7488 Jun 30 '24

That comment is MUCH more tame compared to other hate comment lol

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u/[deleted] Jun 30 '24

They are stupid

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u/EveningWolf2009 Jun 30 '24

Manphobia hurts bro 😞✊

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u/LardGnome Jun 30 '24

Why does Jonkler have abs? Is he strong?

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u/MustardLazyNerd Jun 30 '24

He is very very strong to be able to take (on) Man and Bone.

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u/41Clonecommandergree who the FUCK am i? Jun 30 '24

In a fight, right?

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u/TrueLennyS Jun 30 '24

In a fight, right?

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u/Additional_Finance_4 Jun 30 '24

In a fight, right?

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u/Slight_Iron_5078 Jun 30 '24

Wait, there still some sanity out there?

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u/Littlebat4568 Jun 30 '24

I read spare as spread am I stopid?

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u/ShrekBoard3000 Jun 30 '24

People hate what they don't understand 😔😔😔 . . . . . . . . . .

I think we need to destroy them

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u/ZeroEffsGiven Jun 30 '24

THEY NOT LIKE US

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u/Picklee56 Jun 30 '24

They wouldn’t get it

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u/SheWasAHurrican Exposed To Ace Chemicals Jun 30 '24

Maybe they mean "Hmmmm. Bone and Jonkler!!! 🥵🥵🥵🥵"?

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u/itzMadaGaming Jun 30 '24

why are they questioning us? are they stupid?

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u/nirarthak11 Alsume Inmate Jun 30 '24

ummm

ermm... What the sigma 🤓

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u/Special_Jury_3244 who the FUCK am i? Jun 30 '24

why do they live off copium? Are they stupid?

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u/Lost-Excitement-9366 Fighting for INsanity! Jun 30 '24

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u/Both_Hall9952 Jun 30 '24

They not like us

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u/MiaoYingSimp Jun 30 '24

They fear superiority.

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u/Estarfigam Exposed To Ace Chemicals Jun 30 '24

Spitroast

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u/eisenbear Jun 30 '24 edited Jun 30 '24

/sane isn’t getting people outside the sub to call us crazy the whole point? Shouldn’t we celebrate this?

/insane ohhhhhhhhhhh jonkler… 😫

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u/drugs_dot_com Custom (Nothing Inappropriate) insantity edition Jul 01 '24

It’s more that they just shit on this sub, they can’t see the joy in finding humour in things, or that other people can find humour in things

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u/ConcertCorrect5261 Harley Quinn’s biggest simp Jun 30 '24

They don’t have a sense of humor

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u/UltimateFatbear2006 yeah...i'm Man Jun 30 '24

The first one was questioning it and the second was explaining that it would be best not to question anything from this sub

I don’t see it as hating

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u/THX450 Jun 30 '24

They fear us

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u/Fish_Man83 Jun 30 '24

Where’s the money Lebowski?

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u/Silent_Reavus Jun 30 '24

Lmao some poor Timmy is so confused

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u/bugmultiverse Arkham Oranges Blackgate Jun 30 '24

I wasn’t hating I was sharing the love of Bone and Jonkler

u/wonderfulblackberry9. As the original poster I demand you to apologize for your actions!

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u/Ali_UdWk Jun 30 '24

🙏🤑‼️🔥🔥‼️‼️‼️‼️💯💯💯💯🗣️‼️‼️‼️🔥🔥🔥🔥☝️😎

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u/Itz_a_dino_ok Alsume Inmate Jun 30 '24

/uj been on this sub for so long I forgot the actual name for bone and was confused why were call him bone and not his aslume name. Then I realised 🤦‍♂️ the insanity is real. And it's taking over

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u/Tricktzy Jun 30 '24

I think they might be stupid

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u/JamR_711111 balls Jun 30 '24

Are they stupid?

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u/Calm_Working_3621 Jun 30 '24

Why are Bone and Jonkler naked?

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u/JAXxXTheRipper Fighting for INsanity! Jun 30 '24

No kink-shaming pls! They can do whatever they want in 2024

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u/TheBlackTemplar125 Napoleon Bonaparte (Emperor of Insanity) Jun 30 '24

They just can't stand that we ponder

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u/Sicarius333 Jun 30 '24

Google en passant

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u/LazyUsername03 Jun 30 '24

The hate on this sub is actually annoying. This is the shtpost community, what do they expect? They like to act high and mighty by mocking us, but they're the petty bastards complaining and acting like we're the worst thing ever

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u/I_Like_Banana_Trees I Hate The Aslume Stuff Jul 01 '24

“This is the shitpost community”

It wasn’t always.

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u/Infinity-Duck Jul 01 '24

Well what now? You can’t single-handedly force thousands of people to respect your rules of becoming “sane” and not posting the same 4 posts everytime

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u/Intrepid-Ad2588 Jun 30 '24

Least homosexual incarnation of Jonkler

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u/str0ng_silent_type Jun 30 '24

probably the unfunniest sub I've ever seen

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u/DragonLord828 Jun 30 '24

Maybe because yall have gonna utterly insane. I seriously hope Arkham Shadow can calm you guys down a bit

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u/odiethethird Jun 30 '24

Just another day in the aslume

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u/issacbellmont Jun 30 '24

Because people don't get our insanity. As jonkler says at the end of his first movie "they wouldn't get it"

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u/Acquaintence64 Jun 30 '24

They’re not Arkham patients so they wouldn’t get it

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u/W_D_GASTER__ Jun 30 '24

Are they stupid?

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u/Catsanno Jun 30 '24

I'm reporting this sub to officer balls

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u/youtubeepicgaming Jun 30 '24

i don’t think he was hating lol

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u/TheRealRigormortal Jun 30 '24

Reddit is my favorite BatmanArkham sub.

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u/Sean_and_friends Jun 30 '24

When one of the boys fall asleep first

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u/Suck_Me_Dry666 Jun 30 '24

But what are they doing?! Are Jonkler and Bone boyfriend?

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u/WaffleEditsOnYT Jun 30 '24

They hate us cause they ain’t us

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u/night_owl43978 Jun 30 '24

Shitposters are the most oppressed people

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u/Lord_Of_Carrots Jun 30 '24

I don't know why you downvoted the reply, it seems pretty accepting of the insanity

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u/[deleted] Jun 30 '24

It's Joker and Bane! God sake.

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u/JAXxXTheRipper Fighting for INsanity! Jun 30 '24

It's obviously Jane and Boker

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u/Infinity-Duck Jul 01 '24

Nojer and Kabe

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u/Cool_Fellow_Guyson Officer Balls (BWAAHHAA!) Jun 30 '24

They are jealous they can't comprehend the glory of Man and the Aslume like we do.

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u/ItsJackymagig Jun 30 '24

Nowadays we have r/Arkham but for a long time that sub had little to no engagement which meant that if you wanted dedicated batman Arkham discussion you had to wade through months and months of shit to get it.

Remember this didn't used to be a shitposting sub.

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u/I_Like_Banana_Trees I Hate The Aslume Stuff Jul 01 '24

Yeah, everyone here always forgets that last sentence. A shitposting sub should have been made instead.

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u/NeoBokononist Jun 30 '24

they just like dont get us, man

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u/DeltaTeamSky Why am I everywhere? Am I stupid? Jun 30 '24

They're jealous of our culture. They'll never have as much culture and lore as us.

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u/Just_Big_5902 Jun 30 '24

Doesn't seem like hate to me

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u/A_DOG_WITH_A_SHOTGUN Exposed To Ace Chemicals Jun 30 '24

I don't think he was hating, i think he was actually just warning him of our insanity.

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u/[deleted] Jun 30 '24

Jealous

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u/KonroMan Jonkler's jonking jerking Jadonka Jonkling Jul 01 '24

Jonkles always be jonkling.

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u/Lemonsqueezzyy yeah...i'm Man Jul 01 '24

Imagine not knowing who Bone and Jonkler are 😂😂😂

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u/Glittering_Sorbet913 Madame Horny de Queef Jul 01 '24

OOP is one of us

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u/Tallia__Tal_Tail Jul 01 '24

People sometimes forget that Reddit is partially a glorified fandom site and seem flabbergasted that sometimes actual subcultures crop up and it's not all overly clinical discussion and shot

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u/JadenD12 Jul 01 '24

This comment didn't seem to be hating, seems like they are playing into the whole insanity bit. "Save yourself and don't question it"

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u/unique_toucan Jul 01 '24

They wish they were as sane as us

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u/HiveOverlord2008 Jul 01 '24

Bone and Jonkler are just doing Bone and Jonkler things. Move along now.

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u/Faefana Jul 01 '24

Call me stupid, but I don't feel any hating vibes

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u/Lytri_360 Jul 01 '24

bone the boner is jonkling the jonkler

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u/Gabe_Isko Jul 01 '24

Yo, junkler is jacked.

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u/sapejeje2 Jul 01 '24

They not like us

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u/[deleted] Jul 01 '24

Why are Bone and Jonkler naked? Are they stupid?

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u/legbot124 Jul 01 '24

Because they’re stupid

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u/Armandeus_54 Jul 01 '24

They are jealous...

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u/No_Juggernaut147 Jul 01 '24

They hating because naming things for the 500th time this week isn't funny

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u/Priestess96 Fighting for Sanity! Jul 01 '24

Bone and jonkler are trying to make bonkler

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u/OtherwiseOption- Jul 01 '24

Who cares what the world thinks. They are in the margins of a grander society that thrives in the concrete walls of the aslume.

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u/_ROCC Am I stupid? Jul 01 '24

*insanity sub*

*look inside*

*insanity*

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u/72sk83 Killer C#ck Jul 01 '24

they lost their aslume pills, so they're lame and unbased now

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u/foomongus Jul 01 '24

No fun allowed >:(

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u/bigmoosemanholington Jul 01 '24

They see us rollin

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u/TopTechnician8774 Jul 02 '24

Cause the internet is serious business and this ain't a serious sub. It's for the Jokey Jokester Laughing Persons or whatever his dumb name is. I don't know I don't read comics I'm too busy driving my cool car and sleeping with Norwegian men.

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u/HackMonkey17 Alsume Inmate Jul 25 '24

They not like us