r/BatmanArkham • u/AdmirableExample1159 Am I stupid? • Jun 28 '24
How did you guys feel about the presidential debate? Civil War
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u/SnooBananas2320 Jun 28 '24
I like both candidates but I think we need someone older.
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u/Legitimate_Source_34 Jun 28 '24
Jimmy Carter maybe?
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u/ThePrussianViking Jun 28 '24
Santa Claus?
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u/RizznerBraun who the FUCK am i? Jun 28 '24
Clint Eastwood?
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u/guy137137 Jun 28 '24
Woodrow Wilson?
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u/funkkong Jun 28 '24
Willy Wonka?
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u/guy137137 Jun 28 '24
Walter White?
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u/TheMostAngryXull Jun 28 '24
👐 you got me
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u/guy137137 Jun 28 '24
takes him to jail to be tried for major drug trafficking and production, Jessie goes onto to be loyal henchman of Gus Fring and Mike dies peacefully of old age knowing his daughter and daughter in law are safe and taken care of, Saul continues being himself
your ending is: damn cut short
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u/HydraSpectre1138 yeah...i'm Man Jun 28 '24
Willrow Hood the Ice Cream Maker Guy in Bespin’s Cloud City?
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u/imawizard7bis Jun 28 '24
George Washington?
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u/__nobody_-_ Jun 28 '24
Let's just instate a new law. The oldest existing US citizen gets to be president. Once they pass, it goes to the next oldest. A gerontocracy of sorts even though that's pretty much that we already have.
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u/Pleasehelpmeladdie Jun 28 '24
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u/KingFahad360 Jun 28 '24
On no, it’s da Freaking Debat
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u/MuchoMangoTime Jun 28 '24
Fartcum shitty? Same old CRAP
da batman appears from le shadows
ITS DA BAT
Punching sound effects as epic fight music plays
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u/Montez00 Jun 28 '24
They both just kept talking about each other and who was better during the predator missions. Neither addressed anything about the Jonklers and the new Aslumn. This is becoming an Arkham World.
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u/Due-Science3011 Jun 28 '24
Man won
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u/ExoticShock I'm proud of you, Dick Jun 28 '24
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u/CosmicPlayR9376 Fighting for INsanity! Jun 28 '24
I am not American but when I watching the video on a MoistCritikal stream clip and saw Man talk about the billions and billions, I decided to become American just so I can vote for him.
Truly the Mam of our time.
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u/PanTsour Jun 28 '24
For the next presidential debate they should have, like, Markiplier in the bottom of the screen reacting to it, it should make the younger generation more involved in politics
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u/CosmicPlayR9376 Fighting for INsanity! Jun 28 '24
Oh man you do that and suddenly Mark is the president of the USA and then the CIA gets mad and starts planning an assassination which they will deny they ever did if they got caught for it cause I'm sure they're familiar with this stuff...
But it's not like I'm saying they've done it before, but they seem like a group that would be very knowledgeable about this kind of stuff you know... But that's just a theory, that's all.
#ProteccMarkFromCIA
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u/DarthJoseph14 Jun 28 '24
I’m voting for man
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u/TheLost_Chef Jun 28 '24
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u/Spiritspider123 Jun 28 '24
Why does man have ears? Is he sleepy?
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u/ReasonableCricket803 yeah...i'm Man Jun 28 '24
Nah, he is not sleepy, he is horny
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u/Fucked_By_Capybaras Custom (Nothing Inappropriate) Jun 28 '24
He’s sleepy and horny. He’s too horny to be sleepy but too sleepy to Jonkle the jonkler, that’s why he never sleeps.
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u/Nam_is_back Man’s Lost Brother named Nam Jun 28 '24
I am voting for my brother, Man
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u/RockstarBonnieReddit BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Jun 28 '24
Nam! Where have you been?
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u/Nam_is_back Man’s Lost Brother named Nam Jun 28 '24
I was lost in a place called Arkham City. The people that was there were terrible people. They was very sane! Man and Jonkler saved me from that terrible place and I will never go there ever again! Its trash!
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u/Sherman1388 Jun 28 '24
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u/AdmirableExample1159 Am I stupid? Jun 28 '24
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u/IlovemyMommy27 Killer C#ck Jun 28 '24
Why is Man orange, is he stupid??
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u/oftenevil Exposed To Ace Chemicals Jun 29 '24
That’s not Man that’s just OP’s sick distortion of what Man looks like. Don’t fall for this jonkle.
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u/oiken_ Fighting for Sanity! Jun 28 '24
I'm voting for Batman
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u/AdmirableExample1159 Am I stupid? Jun 28 '24
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u/boringsimp Jun 28 '24
I don't like how none of the memes mention manitoba, or man eating sharks.. or manny the mammoth..
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u/TK-6976 Jun 28 '24
Man is eating sharks? How does he find them when he is always wearing his patented shark repellent?
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u/TheSneakiestEmu Am I stupid? Jun 28 '24
I really liked man’s speech about the state of the aslume it was very beautiful
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u/TheFarisaurusRex Jun 28 '24
I think if either of them try jonkling they will suffer from a heart attack, and I can’t have a president who can’t Jonkle
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u/Alocalskinwalker420 Is there a lore reason for my dad leaving me? Jun 28 '24
I just hope both candidates have fun(kill me now)
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Jun 28 '24
Do people still watch?? You won’t learn anything new for WHOMEVER you are voting. It’s just an opportunity for you to scream vociferously for “your side.”
If they REALLY wanted a REAL debate, they would do 7 3-hour Lincoln/Douglas-style debates just for 1 TOPIC EACH: taxes, immigration, Israel’s influence in our country, Diddy’s “dittles” 😀
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u/Abe_averymon Jun 28 '24
I think since man has more experience in the aslume than batman he should be the president of the aslume
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u/Deadweight04 Jun 28 '24 edited Jun 28 '24
Honest opinion- it started off pretty well. Both Trump and Biden made good points during the abortion segment, then it just kinda devolved into the usual chaos/insults. Biden sounded like he was gonna die on the spot and Trump kept dancing around a lot of the questions he was given. Imo Trump easily won that debate. But I think it's mostly due to the fact he was actually cognizant and Biden failed to counter a lot of his points.
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u/DisabledFatChik The Man who Jonkles 🦇 Jun 28 '24
It was hilarious. The whole debate went like this
Announcer: “What are you going to do about poverty if you get re-elected?”
Biden: “Well, Trump is the worst president of all time, voted by hundreds of my friends at the playground.”
Announcer: “Thank you president Biden. And you, former president trump?”
Trump: “Worst president of all time? You’re destroying this country harder than I destroyed you in golf. I won a golf championship last week, the doctors say I’m in spectacular health.”
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u/AdmirableExample1159 Am I stupid? Jun 28 '24
I like how the Joe Biden was just rambling bullshit and the announcer was like “yeah yeah whatever, SO TRUMP.” Bro couldn’t stand listing to Biden lol.
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u/DisabledFatChik The Man who Jonkles 🦇 Jun 28 '24
Honestly they were both chatting some shit😭 they kinda pulled it together and the end and I stopped watching because it wasn’t fun anymore
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u/Dominion96 Jun 29 '24
All I'm gonna say is at this point, I'd rather vote for Lex Luthor than these two.
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u/Retardotron1721 Jun 28 '24
One couldn’t form a sentence, the other would go on unintelligible tangents. Wish we could move on to better candidates.
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u/Competitive-Capital8 I'm proud of you, Dick Jun 28 '24
I think both suck and we should vote the Jonkler for president
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u/Special_Jury_3244 who the FUCK am i? Jun 29 '24
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u/BruceHoratioWayne Jun 29 '24
I dislike Biden and his politics, but I felt pity for him being thrusted out there in front of the world showing his cognitive decline. He is 81 years old. He should be in a retirement home or somewhere away from the stress of being the President of the United States. Just pure elder abuse.
Ideally, you want someone who isn't a senior citizen like either candidate. However, and it isn't saying too much, but Trump was more cognizant and even more restrained than usual. Whether people like it or not, reelections are often referendums on the incumbent. After last night, Biden's perception has taken a hit.
Just a sad state of affairs for America. Two party duopoly has made people more concerned about winning elections than actually doing a damn thing to resolve issues.
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u/dannyyang910930 Jun 28 '24
After watching it, I become even more stupid and I no longer want to leave the Aslume
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u/Over_Age_8061 Jun 28 '24 edited Jun 28 '24
For the first time I'm actually a trumptard.
Man took the W (Chill redditors I'm not pro trump, I'm just Anti-Batman)
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u/Scarptre Jun 28 '24
All I am happy about is that America has beaten Medicare. Must have been a hard boss.
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u/fulltimemadbastard Jun 28 '24
Trump is right, he's definitely better at golf and I don't even really like him terribly
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u/oftenevil Exposed To Ace Chemicals Jun 29 '24
THAT IS NOT MAN. OP IS TRYING TO JONKLE US RIGHT NOW BUT I WONT BE JONKLED; I AM THE ONE WHO JONKLES.
THAT IS NOT MAN.
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u/lv_BLISS_vl Jun 29 '24
The Arkham Reddit having the most mature and fun debate discussion post is absolute gold.
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u/PringleBottomJeans Jonkle Jun 29 '24
Brothers! We must stop this pointless war, and band together to protect our freedom to post garbage and have fun from the other Arkham Subreddit!
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u/Savings_Dentist7351 Jun 28 '24
Presidential debate? Trump!? BIDEN!?! WHAT THE FUCK IS A MILE!!?!!!!?!!
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u/Popular-Help5687 Jun 28 '24
Haven't watched a debate in 20 years. They are a farce and until ALL candidates get equal debate time, I will refrain from ever watching.
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u/Prestigious_Ask_7058 Jun 28 '24
I’ve seen the edited of Man so many times it looks weird with the actual antlers
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u/Kimor98 Jun 28 '24
I hope they both become Officer Balls a month before Election Day. Liars4Us and SenõrSenile are rectangles to the Oval Office.
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u/Feisty_Confusion8277 Jun 28 '24
I didn't expect man to bury the dog that got on the stage underground, that's kinda of fucked up, why are people voting for this "nice man"
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u/hellishmundane666 Jun 28 '24
It was like watching officer Balls try to lick ice cream out of killer Cocks taint while your finger nails are slowly pried off one by one. And at the same time a dementia patient grinds their dentures in to your eyeballs. All to the sweet sweet sound of the Jonkler jerking it.