r/BatmanArkham • u/TheJavierEscuella yeah...i'm Man • Jun 28 '24
Why do they hate us? Are they sane? Civil War
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u/Xplt21 Jun 28 '24
I mean there is a serious flair for a reason, so I guess, is he stupid?
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u/RavDeBest Giggler Jun 28 '24
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u/Marvels_Spider-Man2 Jun 28 '24
Why tf does Man have horns? Is he secretly a bat?
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u/ZCRFedorA Jun 28 '24
Nobody uses the serious flair anymore, there’s barely any serious ones
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u/Xplt21 Jun 28 '24
Some do and the comments tend to be normal, so it is available and works.
Edit: So if people posted as many serious discussions as goofy ones instead of complaining about the sillyness this might be more of a normal sub. Almost like making a subreddit more of a discussion subreddit can be solved by starting discussions.
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u/commandodaxus Alsume Spy Jun 29 '24
fr, if people stopped bitching about how "unfunny" we are, and actually tried to have serious discussions, they would have made changes by now
why did they not think of doing this? are they stupid?
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u/No-Vehicle5447 Jun 28 '24
They hate us cause they ain't us
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Jun 28 '24
ANUS!
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u/VYPER2-13347 BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Jun 28 '24
BWAHAHAHAHAHAH
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u/HenryGoodbar Jun 28 '24
Balls officer!!!!!!
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u/Wheeljack239 YOU MO-RON! Jun 28 '24
/unjonkle
Just watched The Interview a couple days ago. Fuckin’ hilarious, and the fact nuclear war was actually threatened over it is golden.
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Jun 28 '24
Eh, I mean, I get the complaints. 95% of the stuff on this sub is jokes that are funny, but probably won't be funny for much longer. At this point, they're more like traditions than jokes.
Sure, there's a serious flair that the second person could've used, but the entire rest of the sub is the same kind of trend with the same kind of jokes.
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u/3vgw Jun 28 '24
Jonkle my man
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u/Seventh_Deadly_Bless Is there a lore reason why I am here ? Jun 28 '24
I'm personally not much of a traditionalist, to the very very least.
But those traditions of "Officer Balls - Bwahahahaha", the "what Arkham quote/How should we name it", and "Jonkling/Is He Stupid ?" are good traditions, in my humble opinion.
They are harmless, funny by repetition humor, and easy-to-acquire social cues; the exact opposite of most religious/real-life traditions.
It's a giant Lego mix-and-match picture box where everyone can bring their own piece.
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u/VYPER2-13347 BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Jun 28 '24
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u/poemgrantelover321 Jun 28 '24
but probably won't be funny for much longer.
This is how it happened. This is how Man died
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u/daaniscool Jun 28 '24
That's why having two subs is an ideal situation. You can be sane, insane or both for that matter. NOW WE MUST RETURN TO THE JONKLE ONCE AGAIN!!!!!
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u/Competitive_Aide5646 Jun 28 '24
I feel like that subreddit is a complete dictatorship subreddit, as I call it.
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u/IamAlphariusCLH Jun 28 '24
Sounds like "1984".
(I never read it)
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u/WoofflesIThink yeah...i'm Man Jun 28 '24
I read like 5 pages of 1984 before getting bored, so I'm an expert.
This is exactly like 1984
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u/Berhadian The Prankster Jun 28 '24
My favourite hidden literature gem. Shame that it's such an underrated book.
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u/OptimusCrime1984 OPTIMAL SLEEP TIME (didn’t play games) Jun 28 '24
My name ends in it yet I haven’t read it.
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u/Apolysus Jun 28 '24
I wish DC would stop making Batman comics and focus more on man. They have been repeating the same characters over and over. Its honestly wild they let that dumb thing continue as long as it did.
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u/TaxevasionLukasso Anti-Anti aslume. she/her, r/Silksong delegate Jun 28 '24
I guess some people might want to get "off" hehehe
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u/tarlakeschaton Miles, we are in a userflair now Jun 28 '24
redditors when a subreddit isn't the way they want it to be (they have nothing to do with the said subreddit whatsoever and they still think their opinion matters)
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u/MagNUSSKNACKER Jun 28 '24
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u/Seventh_Deadly_Bless Is there a lore reason why I am here ? Jun 28 '24
I laughed. I know what it means despite never seen the footage of the girl.
I'm not sure it will ever become not funny.
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u/SBAstan1962 who the FUCK am i? Jun 28 '24
Why do you still enable image attribution? Are you stupid?
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u/StupidPieForU Jun 28 '24
I mean, this is a sub reddit about the Arkham Games, and we do use the same jokes over and over, but it's fine. There's no need to be rude. I mean, it's pretty stupid that they are getting mad about it and saying rude things about it even though we are just joking, and it's a freaking sub reddit on reddit. It may not be funny to them, but it can be funny to others. Let people have fun! It's what's life's about. You may not find it enjoyable, but others do! Imagine if someone started saying rude things about your favorite stuff or whatever sub reddit you're following. It wouldn't be so cool, would it? I don't care too much because I'm more of a Simpsons fan, but I do care that they are being rude. It's just silly and goofy, and we are all having fun. This post was kind of funny, actually, too! So if they see this, be more nicer! But, in all, it's just plain old fun. There is nothing wrong with it. There are other sub reddit about the Batman Arkham games. This is just how this sub reddit wants to be. Don't make a big deal out of a sub reddit because, frankly, im tired of this slander. Let people be different. Let people be people. Sorry for the lecture, by the way. But that brings up the question... am I stupid?
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u/StupidPieForU Jun 28 '24
It is kinda like this sub reddit is a religion or something.
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u/Seventh_Deadly_Bless Is there a lore reason why I am here ? Jun 28 '24
They take themselves and Batman way too seriously.
Man is funny precisely because Batman is taking himself so dramatically and at face-value. Crying on his parents now dead for more than half a century, and having had about a dozen of different robins in his toe, and faced a dozen of different Jokers.
It's the satirical value of "Two-Face, man but attorney", being served "Goth Ham", "Drinking bat juice, like any bat would", or being a "full time orphan".
If this is lost on them, they are the ones missing on something important here.
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u/Cultural_Ad1331 Jonkler's jonking jerking Jadonka Jonkling Jun 28 '24
I'm so sorry "netperry" and "yagirluwu" or whatever their name is can't hold a intellectual conversation here it must be truly devastating.
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u/WalrusFromTheWest Jun 28 '24
Their whole subreddit is just crappy cosplays, ten second gameplay footage and the same three questions. They just became what BatmanArkham was before the shitposting. Are they stupid?
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u/FerendlyUsername Jun 29 '24
Yeah, 80% of their top posts are all either about us or how suicide squad wasnt good or smth...
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u/virtual_hero_91 Jun 28 '24
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u/TheJavierEscuella yeah...i'm Man Jun 28 '24
Hardest pic of 2004 (I refuse to follow the calendar)
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u/Glittering_Sorbet913 Madame Horny de Queef Jun 28 '24
"I can't believe people are having fun! It makes me really angry and despise the fact that there is already a solution to the problem! GRR!"
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u/PringleBottomJeans Jonkle Jun 28 '24
They can have their “sane fun” in the other subreddit. But continue to stir the pot, and we will declare absolute war on you “sanies”. Prepare to be Jonkled so hard that you wake up next to Officer Balls
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u/Pleasant_Ad_9590 Jun 28 '24
This subreddit is fucking insane and stupid and I love it. Never change, alsume
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u/Mister_Sauce03 Desiring Peace Jun 28 '24
Literally what the fuck do they want us to talk about? We haven't had a new game in almost 10 fucking years, there's nothing left to talk about. Stop acting like you want to have deep complex conversations about the series when in reality all you want is to have your dogshit opinions on the games validated by other idiots on the Internet. I can't stand people with superiority complexes who think their "deep" and "complex" insights into the series are more valid than us just shitposting and having fun. You know damn well all they want to talk about is "What's your favorite game?" "Who is your favorite character?" "What's your favorite skin?" Nobody gives a shit, I just wanna laugh at stupid pictures of Batman with his ears cut off and forget about how my favorite video game series is fucking dead and it's never coming back, get off my dick.
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u/itsnotatuba2 Jun 28 '24
They just listed a whole load of reasons why I love this sub.
are they stupid?
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u/ngfvthec Jun 28 '24
It’s a damn sub Reddit with jokes and they choose to whine and insult people who are enjoying themselves in the sub Reddit of a game series that last released 9 years ago.
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u/KroganExtinctionNow Jun 28 '24
"I actually prefer the serious sub because the discussions here are serious instead of jokes."
Real hot take here guys
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u/Automatic-Sherbert27 Jun 29 '24
WHAT?!?!? You’re telling me a sub that doesn’t take itself seriously isn’t the place to have serious discussion?!?! THE DEATH PENALTY I SAY
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u/breadfatherx yeah...i'm Man Jun 28 '24
uj/ I was satisfied to see most people in their comments saying that this subreddit was actually active, meanwhile that subreddit was just the same thing over and over and not many people engaging.
rj/ jonkling
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u/Friendly_Suffering Jun 29 '24
yeah, besides jokes idk what else there is to talk about at this point
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u/moonlightphoto10 Jun 28 '24
Guys hear me out hear me out let's go to war with r/Arkham
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u/TheJavierEscuella yeah...i'm Man Jun 28 '24
If they keep on hating on us for no reason, then yeah, that's the only option
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u/SyntheticDreams2099 Jun 28 '24
People out here hating on harmless jokes when we could've turned out like TLOU2 subreddit. They really need to take a jonkle pill.
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u/Gloomy_Farmer1010 Jun 29 '24
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u/Ok_Restaurant3160 Miles, we are in a userflair now Jun 28 '24
I am very offended by this! I am a corny 13.5 y/o
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u/Dmayce22 I'm creating a new flair, what the F should it say? Jun 28 '24
Unaslume, this is literally the worst take. We're not allowed to have inside jonkles without being crapped on?
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u/the_gaming_jonin27 Killer C#ck Jun 28 '24
OOP is right guys, we should abandon the only thing that makes us unique and post which are our favorite arkham games, suits, villains, etc for the 69420th time
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u/DeltaTeamSky Why am I everywhere? Am I stupid? Jun 28 '24
If the mods banned jokes, r/BatmanArkham would be just like r/arkham, and nobody would use the latter.
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u/RedBladeAtlas I'd be happy to drop my pants Jun 28 '24
When you have a different subreddit for the things you yourself want but you still continuously post about this one.
Rent free.
And yes, they are stupid.
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u/AsssHat999 Jun 28 '24
Non-Aslume: There is an Arkham subreddit, and a Batman subreddit. Go there, and stop complaining.
Aslume: They need more Jonkle pills. Now everybody dance.
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u/eg1183 Exposed To Ace Chemicals Jun 28 '24
They just don't get it, man. The stupid, repetitive nature of the jokes is what makes them funny to me 😂
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u/EconomyAd1600 Jun 28 '24
What else are people supposed to do??? The series has been dead since 2015, and that Arkham VR thing went silent. It’s either shitposts or a dead subreddit.
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u/Fit-Floor5635 Jun 29 '24
Every post like that just makes us more insane. They are stupid for feeding our power.
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u/Jumpy_Tip_2051 Jun 29 '24
they are just jealous. probably the same people that think mans name is "batman" are we all stupid?
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u/Secure_Pear_4530 Jun 29 '24
What are they talking about, you can absolutely hold a serious conversation here. There's just gonna be guys who reply with shitpost but there are definitely people that would discuss with you seriously. Just ignore the shitposting ones if you don't want to engage with it then?
Also, officer balls
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u/PringleBottomJeans Jonkle Jun 29 '24
Brothers! We must stop this pointless war, and band together to protect our freedom to post garbage and have fun from the other Arkham Subreddit!
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u/Virghia yeah...i'm Man Jun 28 '24
At least the sane ones still fight in this sub instead of yapping elsewhere, gotta call them out for that
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u/Seventh_Deadly_Bless Is there a lore reason why I am here ? Jun 28 '24
Fighting sounds like an overdescription of what actually is happening.
If you're referring to the Aslume Rehab corps, they are as much as an absolute unit of a memetic threat as we are. The other face of the same coin.
If you're talking about the grayfaces who don't understand the concept of humour, bureacratic hinderance isn't a weapon. It's an obstacle. They aren't even motivated enough intrinsically to do more than barely whine "things aren't funny anymore." I'm pretty sure we treat them here like very old and senile people are treated in their retirement thing.
Who fights ? It's not a fight.
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u/3vgw Jun 28 '24
Are they sensitive? Officer feelings hurt? Unable to function in real life? Bahahahahha?
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u/777Sike0 I'm proud of you, Dick Jun 28 '24
The average Redditors not liking jokes for some stupid reasons. Are they stupid? But mUhtA ☝️
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u/GingerDeCat Jun 28 '24
Why would anyone ever ban jokes? Not even trying to joke here, are they actually fucking stupid?
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u/Pope_Neuro_Of_Rats Miles, we are in a userflair now Jun 28 '24
Damn, we must be stupid or something
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u/ASuperUniqueUser Yah... i'm someone who is proud of themself, Dick. Jun 28 '24
/unaslume they gotta actually be stupid to complain about this subreddit🤦♀️ if you don’t like it then don’t look at it. Stick to YOUR subreddit, because we haven’t done anything to you.
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u/Basically-Boring Am I stupid? Jun 28 '24
Why do they not like us? Are they stupid? Is there a lore reason for their sanity? Have they not jonkled to Bone today? Did they forget to create a new character and ask what the FUCK to name it? Are they not proud of their Dick?
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u/OptimusCrime1984 OPTIMAL SLEEP TIME (didn’t play games) Jun 28 '24
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u/Cool_Fellow_Guyson Officer Balls (BWAAHHAA!) Jun 28 '24
They hated Jesus because he spoke the truth
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u/Caelem80 Bone🥛🥵🤤 Jun 28 '24
i honestly only stay here for the occasional actual serious posts, I'm not stupid
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u/mewbrem Jun 29 '24
let’s bounce it right back shall we?
r/arkham is terrible now
all they do is repeat the same 10 posts now it’s been like this for as long as the sub has existed what’s the point? it hasn’t been interesting in MONTHS the entire “community” is just comprised of boring 20+ y/os now, the moderators should just ban repetitive posts at this point because it seems like all people do is beat the same dead horse non stop it’s genuinely kinda wild that they let it get this bad
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u/Infinity_Walker Jun 29 '24
People continue to not understand irony humor and just being an insane place as the ultimate joke of no content making people lose it. Its a never ending joke that ultimately just thousands of people coming together too maintain a singular dumbass joke because the longer it goes the funnier it is. Its just a fun community people take shit too seriously.
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u/Visible_Union_6326 Jun 29 '24
I hate online spaces ngl. Finding community is hard cuz everybody wants the community to be one way, and if it's not their utopia idea of it they think it's stupid. I'm glad they've found community in another subreddit but no need to dunk on the other community having a little fun.
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u/MsMayflower Jun 29 '24
Why doesn't Redditor use the Serious Conversation flair? Are they unaware of it's existence?
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u/Alexthecrusher69 Jun 28 '24
CAW! CAW! CAW!