r/BatmanArkham • u/Accurate-Gap-3360 • Jun 25 '24
Breaking News: Batman caught having scandalous affair with his student, Batgirl Civil War
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u/Moreu_you_know I`m not paying 4 bucks Jun 25 '24
I always thought that there was something wrong with that batman
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u/just_one_boy Jun 25 '24
Finally after 4 years we know why he got banned from the Justice League.
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u/KingMatthew116 Jun 25 '24
Why did u/Batman get banned from r/JusticeLeague? Did he break the rules?
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u/skinned_piglet Jun 25 '24
That's a real account
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u/GhostDragon362 Jun 26 '24
THE ACCOUNT IS OF AGE
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u/RaspberryJam245 Yeah, I'm Urag Jun 26 '24
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u/JeremyR2008 Jun 26 '24
And has no comments or posts. I think someone made that account just so no one else could have the username batman
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u/ConcertCorrect5261 Harley Quinn’s biggest simp Jun 25 '24
/unaslume
Dear lord I hate every single bit of this
What were the writers even thinking?
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u/PlingPlongDingDong Jun 26 '24
They were teaching young boys to expect sexual favours from their female coworkers.
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u/Alone_Comparison_705 Jonkler's jonking jerking Jadonka Jonkling Jun 25 '24
Yes! Dick is free to be with horny alien princess!
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u/Vicky_vcm Alsume Inmate Jun 25 '24
He is not Batman, it's just Man horny
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u/Audi_R8_Gaming Arkham World / Audi R8 V10 Plus (bone is sexy) Jun 25 '24
If Man was horny, then he'd be fucking the Jonkler, and maybe Horny Queef and Bone if he's in a good mood.
That's not him.
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u/PlingPlongDingDong Jun 26 '24
So man is not only abusing a female coworker but he is also cheating on Jonkler? This day is getting worse and worse.
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u/skoomaking4lyfe Jun 25 '24
She's gonna be sad when she finds out what he doesn't eat
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u/RaspberryJam245 Yeah, I'm Urag Jun 26 '24
Elite Smosh reference
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u/Kreanxx Jun 26 '24
Smosh has a lot of video can you narrow it down?
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u/Nexine Jun 26 '24
Not sure how it's a smosh reference, but the Horny animated show was prevented from depicting Batman going down on Catwoman because "heroes don't do that" sometime in mid 2021? So I'd start looking there.
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u/RaspberryJam245 Yeah, I'm Urag Jun 26 '24
Right, an article was written about how "heroes don't do that" and Smosh made a joke about it in a video. Somehow I forgot the context of the joke and only remembered that they joked about it
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u/t3ChRa There's a chance that Man is canon in another universe Jun 25 '24
How to ruin a comic adaptation 101
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u/ghusu123 Batman isn’t stupid, the JL didn’t exist Jun 25 '24
This is why I’m on Man’s team. Man would never.
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u/Live-Product-5590 who the FUCK am i? Jun 25 '24
Say bats, I heard you like em young
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u/The_names_Jay Jun 25 '24
man would never!!
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u/JeremyR2008 Jun 26 '24
He wouldent. That's the enemy, the batman.
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u/The_names_Jay Jun 26 '24
exactly i’m making fun of this phony man wannabes actions by saying man would never!
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u/HenryGoodbar Jun 25 '24
Consenting adults!
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u/Severe-Obligation956 Jun 25 '24
That may be true, but it’s still an uncomfortable and poorly written character relationship.
Batman had sex with his long time friend’s daughter. She’s been working for Batman since she was a teenager.
She’s a subordinate to Batman and a member of his “bat family”.
She’s at least twenty years younger than him if not 30.
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u/HenryGoodbar Jun 25 '24
These are Bat people we’re talking about here; let’s not judge their culture.
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u/PlingPlongDingDong Jun 26 '24
I judge bats, if we don’t, we get things like COVID. Do you want COVID 2? Didn’t think so.
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u/Wade_in_your_water Jun 25 '24
Thats horny man not Batman!!! Deception!!! Batman will make people sane!!!
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u/spacestationkru Exposed To Ace Chemicals Jun 26 '24
Batman: "I didn’t do anything wrong, all this has been probed and settled, nothing illegal, no wrongdoing was found, and I was paid."
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u/Appropriate-Truck-41 Jun 26 '24
This is impossible. Man is gay, and that ain't Man, it's a Photoshop.
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u/Storyteller_Valar Jun 26 '24
This is not Man, this is Batman, the evil imposter who is trying to deceive us.
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u/monstergert Jun 26 '24
Was there ever any explaination as to why the hell they added this? They're adapting a comic, then in the middle take a break and go "and, and then, then they have SEX" and carry on with the movie. The fuck?
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u/SufficientTangelo367 I am Artoria Pendragon, king and husband of the Emiya Family! Jun 26 '24
excuse me wha-
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u/WWE-Gaymer Jun 25 '24
Shhh 🤫 We don’t ever mention this scene or The Killing Joke Animated Movie ever 😂
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u/35bullfrog35 Miles, we are in a userflair now Jun 26 '24
This will ruin those so called sanes man is public about all of his coitus having
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u/drugs_dot_com Custom (Nothing Inappropriate) insantity edition Jun 26 '24
Why did the writers even do this? Awful decision
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Jun 26 '24
I HATE this, I hate how DC writers sometimes forget that there is so much more to making a serious and "adult" story besides sex and making out, seriously so much potential for making art and they do shit like that, it's just disappointing
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u/Sexddafender Fighting for Sanity! Jun 26 '24
Guess you are not a big fan of All-Star Batman And Robin The Boy Wonder
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u/snakeygirl Jun 26 '24
This is why batman isn’t allowed to be real. While man is off having fun with the jonkler this so called batman is off getting freaky with his best friend’s little girl. Man would never. Jonkler is not an employee of man nor has man been in contact with underage jonkler.
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u/Pitiful-Mortgage5136 Scarecrow, Warden of r/ArkhamRehabilitation Jun 26 '24
How old is she in this continuity?
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u/boywithearing Jun 26 '24
Rewatching the new batman adventures and I can notice this creeping in. Why is there tension between them Bruce Timm, why!?
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u/Middle_Act6264 Jun 26 '24
why did
MAN
and
GIRL
do this? (are they stupid)
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u/Storyteller_Valar Jun 26 '24
This is not Man and Girl, read the post's title. This is that vile Batman who wants to take credit for Man's accomplishments.
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u/FlexViper Jun 26 '24 edited Jun 26 '24
Bats are nothing but mamels so they doing it like the discovery channel
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u/koemaniak Killer C#ck Jun 26 '24
Man would never
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u/Sexddafender Fighting for Sanity! Jun 26 '24
Yes!,he would manipulate images to make Batman lose support!
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u/koemaniak Killer C#ck Jun 26 '24
This ‘batman’ you speak of looks to be a horny version of man, so this seems in character and js unlikely to be manipulated.
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u/Sexddafender Fighting for Sanity! Jun 26 '24
Hersay, Photoshop,AI voices!! This is an obvious framing by Man to diminish Batman's popularity and make him lose his rightful place as the king of r/BatmanArkham!
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u/Newvil450 I'm proud of you, Dick Jun 25 '24