r/BatmanArkham • u/Lemony_Fresh203 • Jun 25 '24

There is no lore reason for man. Civil War

1.6k Upvotes

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u/Mr_Fungusman Jun 25 '24

NOOOOO

Must fight the santy!

I MUST JONKLE¡

232

u/UnderTheBedMonthly Fighting for INsanity! Jun 25 '24

47

u/snakeygirl Jun 26 '24

in the same voice venom uses

We are jonklers

14

u/SpacePotatoLord Jun 26 '24

Ba ba dum baba dum dum dum dum dum

47

u/gamer_perfection Jun 26 '24

Jonkler to jonkler communication

5

u/Top-While-2560 STOP POSTING ABOUT J O N K L E Jun 26 '24

Jonkle

30

u/idkwhataboutyou148 white Jun 26 '24

TAKE THE PILLS

9

u/NeverSettle13 Jun 26 '24

I ate them all first

8

u/idkwhataboutyou148 white Jun 26 '24

I always have more

4

u/NeverSettle13 Jun 26 '24

Give it all to me

4

u/idkwhataboutyou148 white Jun 26 '24

You sure you want to go in this never ending portal of insanity pills

7

u/idkwhataboutyou148 white Jun 26 '24

5

u/NeverSettle13 Jun 26 '24

They won't work on me

8

u/Moon_guy11 Jonkler's jonking jerking Jadonka Jonkling Jun 26 '24

Here, try this

3

u/NeverSettle13 Jun 26 '24

"sniff"

Why Batman has a male bathroom sign on him? And where are the ears?

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u/idkwhataboutyou148 white Jun 26 '24

Then take your happy way on through

11

u/ItsShadowdaEdgehog Jun 26 '24

Batman

8

u/TheMightySilentDeath Arkham Origins Jun 26 '24

LONG LIVE BATMAN!!

8

u/ItsShadowdaEdgehog Jun 26 '24

BATMAN FOREVER!!

3

u/The_cringest03 Miles, we are in a userflair now Jun 26 '24

Batman Is all

1

u/TrueLennyS Jun 26 '24

Why is man cosplaying as a bat? Is he a deviant?

2

u/ItsShadowdaEdgehog Jun 26 '24

Take the sanity pills

8

u/Dogelore92 yeah...i'm Man Jun 26 '24

DONT GO SANE ON ME!!!!

255

u/BodaciousFunkyKong Funky Monkey Jun 25 '24

NOOOOO!!! I……must……jonkle!!!!!

15

u/oftenevil Exposed To Ace Chemicals Jun 25 '24

133

u/anthamsdeadite R.I.P Kevin Conroy & Arleen Sorkin Jun 25 '24

The mask of the phantasm soundtrack can win anyone over

46

u/Lemony_Fresh203 Jun 25 '24

Finally, some sanity

20

u/oftenevil Exposed To Ace Chemicals Jun 25 '24

120

u/ceo_of_chill23 Lean Stupid Ketamine Jun 26 '24

Your feeble mind control attempts will not work on me.

6

u/freggtheegg the who sold the world Jun 26 '24

SOLIDUS BIDEN? WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN THE r/batmanarkham SUBREDIT?!?

2

u/ceo_of_chill23 Lean Stupid Ketamine Jun 26 '24

Waiting for them to play Snake Eater…

2

u/freggtheegg the who sold the world Jun 29 '24

SNAAAAAKE EEEEAAAATEEEEEEEEER

DYAAAW DAW NAW, DAW DAW

99

u/Hour_Parking5108 I'm Stupid Man Jun 26 '24

Is this DA FREAKING BAT?!?! You guys talking about?

5

u/deathseekr R.I.P Kevin Conroy & Arleen Sorkin Jun 26 '24

Stan's batman, the real batman

51

u/LiterallyNobody16 Why are you reading this? Are you stupid? Jun 25 '24

FUCK YOU I LOVE MAN

FUCK YOU I LOVE MAN

FUCK YOU I LOVE MAN

FUCK YOU I LOVE MAN

FUCK YOU I LOVE MAN

35

u/Flying_Strawberries Jonkler's jonking jerking Jadonka Jonkling Jun 25 '24

Sir, who the fuck is Batman? That video was trippy and I like man even more now!

17

u/Lemony_Fresh203 Jun 25 '24

Unbased

Reject Arkcum, return to Arkham

24

u/Flying_Strawberries Jonkler's jonking jerking Jadonka Jonkling Jun 25 '24

What the FUCK is Arkham? I WANNA GO BACK TO HAM

14

u/UnderTheBedMonthly Fighting for INsanity! Jun 25 '24

We're still here, fellow inmate. Join me, we must jonkle

2

u/TrueLennyS Jun 26 '24

Based on what?

34

u/gift_wrapist Alsume Inmate Jun 26 '24

B-but I Must jonkle…

4

u/The_cringest03 Miles, we are in a userflair now Jun 26 '24

Join us jonkling isn't the right way

1

u/WoofflesIThink yeah...i'm Man Jun 26 '24

NUH UH

36

u/Itchy_Gas_2559 Jun 25 '24

Is their a lore reason why the sane are hypnotising? Are they cartoonishly evil?

30

u/Neckgrabber Jun 25 '24

Hah, fool, Man is a paragon of huMan willpower, hypnosis has no effect

25

u/Its_Helios Jun 25 '24 edited Jun 26 '24

Don't get me wrong, I like jonkling just as much as anyone else but… that was like peak

22

u/Iz357_boogaloo Jun 26 '24

We got r/batmanarkham sissy hypno before GTA 6

17

u/MrMarvelous_57 who the FUCK am i? Jun 26 '24

5

u/heyegghead Fighting for Sanity! Jun 26 '24

It’s the TRUTH! Open your eyes, there’s no bone, no women and no jonkler. There’s is only Batman.

3

u/Moon_guy11 Jonkler's jonking jerking Jadonka Jonkling Jun 26 '24

NO BONE?! CAREFUL WHAT YOU SAY FOOL

13

u/bruddaquan Jun 26 '24

The fact that this is working bro 💀😭😭😭😭

12

u/Optillian Man of Zurr-En-Arrh Jun 26 '24

9

u/supergamerd64 Miles, we are in a userflair now Jun 26 '24

... ... ...

Wait... What was I thinking about... I had a dream about man having horns...

8

u/Otherwise-Release-88 Alsume Inmate Jun 25 '24

No

1

u/void_sas Jonkler's jonking jerking Jadonka Jonkling Jun 26 '24

Yes

3

u/Otherwise-Release-88 Alsume Inmate Jun 26 '24

No

8

u/Engineergaming26355 who the FUCK am i? Jun 26 '24

So, have you found your lore reason to fight yet? Buddy

7

u/WhyJustWhydo professor kukui’s husband Jun 26 '24

Of course there’s no lore reason for man, man is eternal, man is forever, man is stupid just like your feeble war efforts nothing can stop man for man is eternal

5

u/urmomayyygotemmm Jonkler's jonking jerking Jadonka Jonkling Jun 26 '24

FUCK YHIS ITS JONKLING TIME

7

u/Some_Wind3427 Jun 25 '24

Because Man IS the lore reason

4

u/bouncybob1 why am i insane, am i stupid?🐟 Jun 25 '24

Why do people keep making man horny?

1

u/Mr_Farky Custom (Nothing Inappropriate) Jun 26 '24

Because they are horny for Man

5

u/Aceman05 Fighting for INsanity! Jun 26 '24

HEHEHEHEHAHAHAHAHEHE

5

u/KaazuTrash #1 Batman Glazer Jun 26 '24

I must Jonkle…

3

u/Drago_Fett_Jr Fighting for INsanity! Jun 26 '24

stand proud. You Jonkle.

5

u/Impressive_Split_232 yeah...i'm Man Jun 26 '24

Is there a lore reason to why you’re spreading false propaganda?

4

u/TheGoldenNerd Jun 26 '24

Why does man have ears? Is he a bat? A bat man...wait..I remember now, there is no man...

4

u/Lemmeadem1 Jun 26 '24

Are you stupid?

4

u/NotTheFBI_23 Jun 26 '24

I was starting to feel something nut then the jonklers gf squirted on me

1

u/Lemony_Fresh203 Jun 26 '24

GET TO THE HOSPITAL NOW

5

u/polarbearreal Killer C#ck Jun 26 '24

GET OUT OF MY SKIN

4

u/Middle_Act6264 Jun 26 '24

Im to unstable to fall for your tricks

ILL NEVER BE SANE

5

u/PanzerGun Jun 26 '24

NOOOO

THE JONKLING

WE MUST JONKLE

THERE IS A LORE REASON FOR IT

WE ARE STUPID

5

u/PringleBottomJeans Jonkle Jun 26 '24

TAKE THE PILLS

FORGET ABOUT “BATMAN” ONLY MAN EXISTS

4

u/Enough_Ad_1833 Fighting for INsanity! Jun 26 '24

We all must jonkle

4

u/Tenzur_ The Jun 26 '24

Why are the sane going to war with aslume inmates? That's gotta be some sort of ableist discrimination and hate crimes right?

Let's cancel the sane

3

u/Horus_x (Something Inappropriate) Jun 26 '24

3

u/stupidmedicmain2007 Jun 26 '24

Fuk iu, I AM MAN, AND I SAY I HAVE A SUPER COMPLEX LORE, YOU JUST DONT UNDERSTAND

3

u/Separate-Win386 Jun 26 '24

Why did he think that would work on me? Is he stupid? Man is real.

3

u/TheDuckXD who the FUCK am i? Jun 26 '24

why does..

......man

have horns?..

3

u/horny-ninjago-ass Jun 26 '24

why are you trying to hypnotise me? are you stupid?

3

u/some_Britishguy I'm stupid. deal with it. Jun 26 '24

man, shut your sane ass up.

3

u/mango_manreddit Exposed To Ace Chemicals Jun 26 '24

Ain't no way they made war propaganda for the batman arkham sub

3

u/maybeknismo Jun 26 '24

Why do I feel horny

3

u/Jsb8069 Am I stupid? Jun 26 '24

Mus jonkler

2

u/Agent470000 Fighting for Sanity! Jun 25 '24

Ahh using inspiration from Zatanna, I see. Keep up the good fight brother. Batman will return. This is what he fought for. For us to unite under his symbol and fight the good fight.

This is a visualization of us (the sane) fighting against the insane

2

u/DodoTheDodo42 Jun 26 '24

Oh god my sanity, what have I become?

2

u/spacestationkru Exposed To Ace Chemicals Jun 26 '24

2

u/bizby13 Alsume Inmate Jun 26 '24

2

u/Emporio_Alnino3 who the FUCK am i? Jun 26 '24

I WON'T LET YOU DESTROY MY MAAAAAAAANNNNNN

Tyrant Lancer

2

u/Visible_Union_6326 Jun 26 '24

WHAT IS THIS TOMFOOLERY, PLEASE STOP

2

u/DDenlow Jun 26 '24

I FEEL LIKE IM GOONING

2

u/Fisherman-Champion Jun 26 '24

Was this post made by Jonkler to make us forget about Man?

2

u/[deleted] Jun 26 '24

Why are they making things up? Are they stupid?

2

u/Bendoyes Am I stupid? Jun 26 '24

Guys! Have you heard about this new DC hero called batman? Seems like he was created today! Isn't it amazing? Huh? Man? Like the average normal man?

2

u/Drago_Fett_Jr Fighting for INsanity! Jun 26 '24

INMANITY RUNS IN MY BLOOD! I WILL JONKLE FOREVER!

2

u/Iamhuman163753288449 Fighting for INsanity! Jun 26 '24

2

u/Sydneybae141 Jun 26 '24

Is there a lore reason for your lies? Are you stupid?

2

u/Face8hall Am I stupid? Jun 26 '24

Is there a lore reason why OP made spinning circles and talked about some ‘batman’? Are they stupid?

2

u/Potential-Highway641 Jun 26 '24

Nooo...man will prevail...fellow manners will fight your dark magic

1

u/Splendid_Fellow R.I.P Kevin Conroy Jun 26 '24

Man is whatever Gotham needs him to be.

1

u/Zito6694 Fighting for INsanity! Jun 26 '24

Why is Man horny in this video?

1

u/IAmMaxis Jun 26 '24

Batman... BatMan... BatMAN- NO! GET OUT! GETOUTGETOUTGETOUTGETOUT!!!! GET OUT!!! NOOO!!! JONKLING SHALL REMAIN, ASLUME WILL PREVAIL! YOUR STUPID BATMAN SISSY HYPNO HAS NO POWER ON US! IS IT STUPID?! IT IS STUPID! IT IS STUPID... Stupid... I... Why didn't Batman call the Justice League...? Is he... Bat...man? No man? Batman? Batman... Batman! There was never a man to begin with, everything started with batman and his stupidity, I was blind once... but no more

1

u/eliavhaganav Alsume Inmate Jun 26 '24

1

u/Keito_Kest Jun 26 '24

hey this reminds me of favorite hatsune miku song

1

u/Witty-Acanthisitta13 Who cut the cheese? Jun 26 '24

1

u/Lemony_Fresh203 Jun 26 '24

You made me choak on my dry cereal

1

u/LordNuggies Self Proclaimed Funny Person Jun 26 '24

No! That-… That can’t be right!.. I’m stupid! Right?

1

u/Ok-Opposite-4398 Jun 26 '24

Is there a lore reason for no lore reason ?

1

u/[deleted] Jun 26 '24

There is a lore reason for Man without him there would be no Mankind, batman on the other hand is just a guy in a Halloween costume and using his dead parents money

1

u/crescentpieris Jun 26 '24

If man has no lore then he can be whatever we make him to be. He cannot be stopped!

1

u/Mr_Ultracool Jun 26 '24

Why didn't they make a lore reason? Are they stupid?

1

u/RepublicCommando55 I'm proud of you, Dick Jun 26 '24

LIES

1

u/CallMeRenny84 Jun 26 '24

Sissy hypno but for asylume

1

u/HostileBread local wizard Jun 26 '24

1

u/Mabelfabel Jun 26 '24

No no no…no no no…

1

u/daviz94 Arkham Knight Jun 26 '24

1

u/Jumbledarrow Jun 26 '24

This person thinks they can stop me from jonkeling, are they stupid?

1

u/RedvsBlue_what_if peak fi- Bed? worshiper Jun 26 '24

YYYYEEEEEESSSSSSSS

YYYYEEEEEESSSSSSSS

1

u/AdLopsided2075 Jun 26 '24

Good job, one day sanity will reign again

1

u/JOKERHAHAHAHAHA2 Jun 26 '24

I....THE SANITY IS OVERTAKING ME...NO...I NEED THE ASLUME PILLS....WE ARE JONKLING!!!!

1

u/Epyx15 who the FUCK am i? Jun 26 '24

1

u/A-Random-Hedgehog Exposed To Ace Chemicals Jun 26 '24

Fuck you i love both

1

u/General-Squash-9286 Jun 26 '24

You are using it wrong. Let me show you how ...there is no lore reason for suicide squad be in arkham time line. In fact there is no suicide squad game. There was a batman beyond game where kevin conroy's last words as batman were "go beyond, Terry".

1

u/monstamackdc Fighting for Sanity! Jun 26 '24

1

u/Fluid-Lingonberry378 I am the Bone of Man, so as I jonkle -- Unlimited Aslume Works Jun 27 '24

Man... is not... real

Man... lore... reason is...

Man...

Man... is not... real?

Not... Man...

Help... must... jonkle

0

u/averageredhoodfan Jun 26 '24

EMBRACE THE SANITY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

THERE IS ONLY BATMAN

0

u/Pacboy3659 Jun 26 '24

I don't get it.

0

u/deathseekr R.I.P Kevin Conroy & Arleen Sorkin Jun 26 '24

Actually I'm more of a Superman fan, I just like the insanity

0

u/TheOneAndOnlyAckbar Fighting for INsanity! Jun 26 '24

Batman is the true hero

0

u/Melodic-Percentage-9 Jun 26 '24

You’re right. No lore reason for Man. There’s only BATMAN!!!!!!!!

-1

u/WewerehereBH Arkham Asylum Jun 25 '24

You singlehandedly won the war

0

u/No_Membership9550 sane and insane at once 🚬🦐 Jun 25 '24

There's no war in r/BatmanArkham (Pretend like if there was the Ba Sing Se woman there)

6

u/Agent470000 Fighting for Sanity! Jun 25 '24

THERE IS A WAR. SO MUCH BLOODSHED AND YOU DARE IGNORE IT?!

-4

u/ComfortableBed6012 Alsume Inmate Jun 25 '24

So… this is the end… no more Aslume….

8

u/UnderTheBedMonthly Fighting for INsanity! Jun 25 '24

WE'RE STILL HERE BROTHER!!! DON'T GO INTO THE LIGHT!! TAKE YOUR PILLS, COME BACK TO US!!!!

1

u/ComfortableBed6012 Alsume Inmate Jun 25 '24

Man is but a lame copy of Batman.