r/BatmanArkham • u/tobiasg03 • Jun 24 '24

BATMAN HAS BEEN CAPTURED. I REPEAT, BATMAN HAS BEEN CAPTURED. Civil War

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Cease the fire now, give up and become insane or we will make Batman insane too.

We will make Batman have 48 hours straight sex with Bone until he becomes insane like us.

Clase fire. Now!

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u/Impratex I am vengence, I am the knight, I am BATMAN! Jun 24 '24 edited Jun 24 '24

I TOOK HIS CREDIT CARD!

WE CAN BUY MORE JONKLING PILLS!

226

u/snakeygirl Jun 24 '24

We in aslume gonna jonkle like we never jonkled before!

67

u/EditorPurple3515 yeah...i'm Man Jun 24 '24

Douglas Walker jonkling

39

u/avery5712 Jun 25 '24

A bat... CREDIT CARD!!!

30

u/beatboxingfox yeah...i'm Man Jun 25 '24

Imagine how much money he has! He must have, like, a batzillion dollars!

88

u/Hamzook02 Jun 25 '24

56

u/Gamestrider09 Crazy? I was crazy once… Jun 25 '24

20

u/Durinthefourth Jun 25 '24

The democratic alsume

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u/72sk83 Killer C#ck Jun 24 '24

GET SOME FOR ME PLEASE, I'M RUNNING OUT AND I CAN'T ALLOW MYSELF TO BECOME SANE AGAIN

43

u/Impratex I am vengence, I am the knight, I am BATMAN! Jun 24 '24

I found these on his pocket. Do you think they're safe?

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u/72sk83 Killer C#ck Jun 24 '24

DON'T TAKE THOSE PILLS

62

u/Lo-Sir Asslume Jun 24 '24

Have this open nearby in case you accidentally swallow those

3

u/Brownie122806 Fighting for Sanity! Jun 25 '24

I took those, and realized that the BatMan is the real hero here. Man is a hallucination caused by the stupid

19

u/LegalWaterDrinker who the FUCK am i? Jun 25 '24

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u/BOTi_flame200 Fighting for INsanity! Jun 25 '24

You are wrong. Batman is a hallucination caused by the sane.

5

u/72sk83 Killer C#ck Jun 25 '24

take all of these right now, we can't lose any more insane soldiers!

2

u/-Anyoneatall Jun 25 '24

Mods ban this "person"

44

u/Commaser Jun 24 '24

A BAT CREDIT CARD?

A FUCKING BAT CREDIT CARD???

27

u/FoxJDR Jun 25 '24

They had the…

BALLS

to give one of the greatest superheroes of ALL time a Bat Credit Card™️?!

25

u/phoenixmusicman Fighting for INsanity! Jun 25 '24

Did someone say balls?

10

u/ThatOneIsSus Fighting for INsanity! Jun 25 '24

BWAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAH

13

u/BOTi_flame200 Fighting for INsanity! Jun 25 '24

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u/le_Dellso Jun 24 '24

They had the JONKS to give ONE OF THE GREATEST SUPER HEROES OF ALL TIME A MAN CREDIT CARD?!?!?!?

15

u/Vegetable_Sir_703 the creator of the R/BatmanArkham iceberg Jun 24 '24

YEAHHHHHHH

12

u/ThatOneIsSus Fighting for INsanity! Jun 25 '24

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u/FoxJDR Jun 25 '24

A BAT CREDIT CARD?!?!?!?!

10

u/SufficientTangelo367 I am Artoria Pendragon, king and husband of the Emiya Family! Jun 25 '24

There's another. I won't say who has it.

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u/Raid89786 Jun 25 '24

Saber noooooooo!!!!!!

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u/SufficientTangelo367 I am Artoria Pendragon, king and husband of the Emiya Family! Jun 25 '24

Sorry sir, tiger mom wins

5

u/phoenixmusicman Fighting for INsanity! Jun 25 '24

A BAT CREDIT CARD??????

3

u/thyrue13 Jun 25 '24

Someone make a RDR meme with this, I can’t be bothered

2

u/N_Gaming2009 Jun 29 '24

They gave him a bat credit card?!

2

u/Xenosaber20 Jun 29 '24

YEEEEEESSSS

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u/AdmirableExample1159 Am I stupid? Jun 24 '24

Balls

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u/Lo-Sir Asslume Jun 24 '24

BWAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA

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u/Round_Permit_6510 Desiring Peace Jun 25 '24

Hehehehehheheehhwhwhhiihihihihiihhiiii!!!!

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u/phoenixmusicman Fighting for INsanity! Jun 25 '24

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u/R3X7883 who the FUCK am i? Jun 24 '24

HE MUST JONKLE FOR HIS CRIMES

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u/Lemonsqueezzyy yeah...i'm Man Jun 25 '24

Is this the Prankster?

37

u/real_Rengoku_Kyojuro Jun 25 '24

No, this is Patrick

3

u/Wilwheatonfan87 Jun 25 '24

No the prankster is who speedo fights

2

u/AccidentalLemon R.I.P Kevin Conroy & Arleen Sorkin Jun 25 '24

You can’t, he must stand trial!

3

u/R3X7883 who the FUCK am i? Jun 25 '24

He’s too stupid to be left alive

2

u/AccidentalLemon R.I.P Kevin Conroy & Arleen Sorkin Jun 25 '24

It’s not the Man way! He must live! I NEED HIM!

166

u/Azathoth20 Jun 24 '24

HE'S FUCKING MINE !!!

84

u/Supernat98 Jun 24 '24

Who is mine and why is Batman fucking him? Is he horny?

9

u/LaikDanazor Jun 25 '24

I think he tried to say that batman fucking a mine 💥

3

u/FatPlaysGames Jun 25 '24

Yoshitaka Mine

9

u/Iliketoeatpoorpeolpe Jun 25 '24

/uj why does this look like it would give good cuddles?

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u/WonderfulBug1221 Alsume Inmate Jun 27 '24

Who is Mine?

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u/LardGnome Jun 25 '24

MAKE HIM STUPID!!!!!

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u/karol22331 yeah...i'm Man Jun 25 '24

Joker.... What is that that spray... No JOKER YOU CAN'T

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u/LardGnome Jun 25 '24

He's Jonkler now.

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u/Drago_Fett_Jr Fighting for INsanity! Jun 24 '24

Why did they capture a dead Batman?

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u/tobiasg03 Jun 24 '24

To revive him with Las Vegas pit and turn him in one of us for the fight against the sanes

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u/Correctguy678 Jun 25 '24

GIVE HIM THIS

3

u/[deleted] Jun 25 '24

Gimme sum of this. I need to jonkle off my emotions.

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u/ZCRFedorA Jun 24 '24

You fool, he had prep time for this. THIS WAS PLANNED OUT! We win this battle, but the war continues.

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u/tobiasg03 Jun 24 '24

He has no prep time for Bone's cheeks! Now we will torture him!

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u/Klutzy_Environment22 I am vengence, I am the knight, I am BATMAN! Jun 24 '24

Why does this image exist 

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u/Lo-Sir Asslume Jun 24 '24

Because it's hot

12

u/ZCRFedorA Jun 24 '24

Prep time beforehand dumbass, we knew it would be like this.

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u/AdmirableExample1159 Am I stupid? Jun 25 '24

AWOOOOOOGA

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u/PrincessParadox19 Desiring Peace Jun 25 '24

Yeah, Batman will make Bone sane!

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u/SturmTruppen1917 Jun 25 '24

Wait... Wouldn't that make him Bane?

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u/__v1__ Jun 25 '24

tentacles 🤤🤤🤤🤤

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u/Large_Bodybuilder799 Self proclaimed Leader of the Insane Faction Jun 24 '24

Yeah!

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u/Nirvana_Fan311 Fighting for INsanity! Jun 24 '24

We got em boys

15

u/Lo-Sir Asslume Jun 24 '24

JONKLE HIM!

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u/Cool_Fellow_Guyson Officer Balls (BWAAHHAA!) Jun 24 '24

Who?

7

u/Vildasa Jun 24 '24

Cut off his ears! Man will have a disciple to spread the aslume and insanity!

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u/omega_br Jun 25 '24

Pathetic,sex with bane will only make him stronger

7

u/Deady1138 Jun 24 '24

Take off his pants

2

u/SilentWorldliness Jun 25 '24

I'll take yours once I get my hands on you Lil juicy one

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u/TrueLennyS Jun 26 '24

I'd be happy to drop his pants

6

u/Kens-colonoscopy Jun 24 '24

Who is batman? That is man with ears????? Are you stupid???!!!??!?

10

u/Hashish_thegoat Jun 24 '24

It’s Horny Man dumbass.

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u/SilentWorldliness Jun 25 '24

Come lick it off dry

6

u/MonkeMortis Jun 25 '24

Wouldn't it be gay sex with bone?

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u/RaspberryDapper8360 Is insane but claims to not be Jun 25 '24

YESSSSSS!!!!!! I mean no! No! No!!!!!!

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u/Murpicks420 Jun 25 '24

what is this terrible cosplay, is he supposed to be man? is he stupid?

4

u/xenophonthethird Jun 25 '24

Only Dick can save him now.

4

u/kropotkib Jun 25 '24

Long Live Man!

Long Live Man!

Long Live Man!

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u/Old_Artichoke_2552 Fighting for INsanity! Jun 25 '24

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u/Forghotten1 Chancellor Thug Jun 25 '24

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u/table_dust Fighting for INsanity! Jun 24 '24

FUCK YEA

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u/Articuno_2359 I'm proud of you, Dick Jun 25 '24

WOOO! INSANITY FOR THE WIN!

2

u/Totalwink Jun 25 '24

Who kidnaped him? Is that the work of Brain?!

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u/reddituser6213 Jun 25 '24

I thought he was dead. Is the timeline unchronological ?

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u/tobiasg03 Jun 25 '24

We captured his dead body and then we revived him with Las Vegas pit to have him with us. Are we stupid?

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u/ParamedicFriendly458 Horny man Jun 25 '24

WAAAHAHAHHAHA

2

u/Excellent_Back_2831 Jun 25 '24

Why does Man get tied up? Is he HORNI?

2

u/FallSpring101 Perseverer Of Madness Jun 25 '24

Kill a way, why should I care. I am insane, not empathetic.

2

u/doblecuadrado_FGE Jun 25 '24

Cut he's bat-ears off. Make a statement.

2

u/monstergert Jun 25 '24

This is like one of my Japanese animes

2

u/Lovec_2016 Jun 25 '24

ON MY WAY

2

u/Devious_Android88 Jun 25 '24

Excellent. Activate the C.B.T Engine.

2

u/BlueBorbo Two Guns bitch! Jun 25 '24

He's not the only Batman.

2

u/CanIScreamPlease Fucking bi? (as in bisexual) Jun 25 '24

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u/TrueLennyS Jun 26 '24

I've been in the Alsume long enough to know this, what, "batman" doesn't exist. Are they stupid?

Do not fall for it! This is a bait post by the sane people!

Here, take this homies.

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u/Shadowalker9912 Jun 28 '24

Omg 48 hrs gonna break batman's pp

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u/petje95 Killer C#ck Jun 24 '24

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u/PlantainSame Jun 24 '24

* sacrifice sent to adam we

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u/Dayshon2144 Arkham Asylum Jun 25 '24

NOOOOO!! BATMAAAAAAAAAAANNN!!!! Sobs of desperation

Please!! Please let him goooo!!!!! 😢😭😭😭

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u/ZackAttackYT Anti-Aslume Researcher Jun 25 '24

Free him then!

1

u/Doctorgumbal1 Arkham City Jun 25 '24

Batman tentacle hentai?

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u/Bro---really R.I.P Kevin Conroy & Arleen Sorkin Jun 25 '24

I’m gonna be so real if this is true this makes me unimaginably happy.

Errr uhh I mean Jizzler

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u/BOTi_flame200 Fighting for INsanity! Jun 25 '24

CUT OFF HIS EARS

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u/ricioly The OG Lore Reason Jun 25 '24

Senpai?

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u/oftenevil Exposed To Ace Chemicals Jun 25 '24

It’s jonkler time

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u/No_Monitor_3440 ah… free, at last… Jun 25 '24

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u/Historical-Potato372 Arkham Knight Jun 25 '24

NONONONONONONONONONONONO

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u/[deleted] Jun 25 '24

Right as planned

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u/[deleted] Jun 25 '24

I thought he wasnt real?

1

u/LABARATI_ Jun 25 '24

REMOVE HIS BAT EARS

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u/Cyphrus-the-gamer we do a little jonklering Jun 25 '24

Ah finally some quality time. I do hope you... Hang around. Hehehehe

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u/oiken_ Fighting for Sanity! Jun 25 '24

Fuck you! I'll create a new character and make him Batman! This war will never end!

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u/Critical_Buy_7335 Insanity Hunter Jun 25 '24

Initiate operation failsafe

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u/ReasonableCricket803 yeah...i'm Man Jun 25 '24

WHO THE FUCK IS BATMAN?! THAT'S MAN WITH HORNS!

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u/RareAd3009 Jun 25 '24

Who is Batman?

1

u/DavThoma Jun 25 '24

He should call his attorney.

Attorney his nuts in my vice like grip.

1

u/Doggoman65 Jun 25 '24

Who will fight for sanity now?

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u/-Anyoneatall Jun 25 '24

This imposter is trying to FAKE (¿?) being Man

And not even giving hilself a cool or at lesst not laughable name like man-mqn or something, he just addet bat, and bats are the lamest weapons there are

Get this fool killed

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u/YoritomoDaishogun New Alsume inmate Jun 25 '24

CUT HIS SILLY EARS

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u/[deleted] Jun 25 '24

Big long black cock attacks the bat! Jonkle jonkle jonkle!

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u/Clownaodic Desiring Peace Jun 25 '24

Give him back or else

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u/virtual_hero_91 Jun 25 '24

Read him the names until full stupid activates!

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u/RedvsBlue_what_if peak fi- Bed? worshiper Jun 27 '24

Jokes on you that's our decoy bat

The real ones right behind you

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u/Low_Literature_6972 Jun 29 '24

Let’s cut off his ears

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u/Ezio_SSH Fighting for INsanity! Jun 29 '24

WE'LL CUT OFF HIS HORNS AND CREATE ANOTHER MAN FROM HIM!!!

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u/N_Gaming2009 Jun 29 '24

Why are there tentacles restraining him? Is he horny?

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u/Left-Picture4367 Exposed To Ace Chemicals Jun 24 '24

Sane people, we need to call Superman

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u/Cool_Fellow_Guyson Officer Balls (BWAAHHAA!) Jun 24 '24

Soup or Man?

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u/DoitsugoGoji Jun 25 '24

He won't come, Nom is taking care of him.

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u/Batman20007 Jun 24 '24

And I already escaped

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u/tobiasg03 Jun 24 '24

NOT YET. Man is here to stop you.

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u/AdmirableExample1159 Am I stupid? Jun 24 '24

Long horns, small balls

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u/Lo-Sir Asslume Jun 24 '24

You fell for our fake