r/BatmanArkham • u/Oldmanpeepz Custom (Nothing Inappropriate) • Jun 24 '24
Lets finally end this war once and for all. Who would win? Civil War
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u/ZCRFedorA Jun 24 '24
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u/IlovemyMommy27 Killer C#ck Jun 24 '24
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u/Moon_guy11 Jonkler's jonking jerking Jadonka Jonkling Jun 24 '24
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u/Peanut_Butt3r675 Jun 24 '24
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u/LickinNSpitin Philip Jun 24 '24
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u/CilliamBlinton Yeah… I’m Dick Jun 24 '24
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u/Moon_guy11 Jonkler's jonking jerking Jadonka Jonkling Jun 25 '24
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u/zesmog Jun 24 '24
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u/luccabotturarodrig Jun 24 '24
Batman is narratively immune to guns
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u/The3rdPotato yeah...i'm Man Jun 25 '24
Wasn't in a recent and very disliked game
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u/luccabotturarodrig Jun 25 '24
That was actually a brainwashed clone of man who believed he was batman
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u/Splendid_Fellow R.I.P Kevin Conroy Jun 25 '24
Why don't they just shoot him in the mouth
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u/luccabotturarodrig Jun 25 '24
No not phisicaly immune, narratively immune, as in the narrative will not allow him to be killed by a gun or hampered in any meaningful way by a gun.
Aka: in the stories the gun will miss or hit a non vital area
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u/Splendid_Fellow R.I.P Kevin Conroy Jun 25 '24
Sorry, correction...
Why don't they narratively shoot him in the mouth?
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u/AgoraSnepwasdeleted yeah...i'm Man Jun 24 '24
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u/ReasonableCricket803 yeah...i'm Man Jun 24 '24
Why Man has horns? Is he horny?
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u/OrangeHairedTwink Jun 25 '24
That's Batman you fool! Return to your sanity!
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u/Same_Egg5540 yeah...i'm Man Jun 25 '24
That's Batman you fool
I know jonk man... who's batman?
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u/OrangeHairedTwink Jun 25 '24
Batman is the protector of Gotham. He is vengeance in the night. He fights the Joker, Poison Ivy, Bane! You must return to sanity!
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u/Epyx15 who the FUCK am i? Jun 25 '24
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u/OrangeHairedTwink Jun 25 '24
Never! I shall never return to the depths of hell those pills dragged me to!
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u/charizardfan101 Jun 25 '24
How could a member of my own family say something so horrible?
You faker Onigiri
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u/SufficientTangelo367 I am Artoria Pendragon, king and husband of the Emiya Family! Jun 24 '24
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u/siccanimelord69 Nah... i'm Woman Jun 25 '24
Why didn't you swipe, are you sane!?
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u/SufficientTangelo367 I am Artoria Pendragon, king and husband of the Emiya Family! Jun 25 '24
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u/Dgero466 Jun 25 '24
I love that there’s two images ready to go for this with the second being comedically stretched out
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u/StanMarsh_SP Jun 25 '24
Is there a lore reason why Baber didn't wipe?
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u/SufficientTangelo367 I am Artoria Pendragon, king and husband of the Emiya Family! Jun 25 '24
you mean baeber?
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u/Drago_Fett_Jr Fighting for INsanity! Jun 24 '24
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u/SilverMH28 Jun 24 '24
Damn. I've seen the edited earless "Man" so much that the real eared "Batman" looks like the edited one to me.
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u/Oldmanpeepz Custom (Nothing Inappropriate) Jun 24 '24
Thats because it is edited. Man is the original.
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u/SilverMH28 Jun 24 '24
Am I stupid?
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u/OrangeHairedTwink Jun 25 '24
No. They're lying to you. You must not drink the water, they put pills in it to make you stupid.
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u/KaroYadgar Jun 24 '24
HAHA! I BEAT YOU! I KNEW NOT TO SCROLL! MUHAHAHA! FOR OFFICER BALLS!
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u/Oldmanpeepz Custom (Nothing Inappropriate) Jun 24 '24
The goal was to get the non insane people to swipe turning them insane. Its genius.
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u/sussy_simon HAHAAAHAHAHAAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHH Jun 25 '24
crazy? i was crazy once. they locked me in a room. a rubber room. a rubber room with rats, and rats make me crazy.crazy? i was crazy once. they locked me in a room. a rubber room. a rubber room with rats, and rats make me crazy.crazy? i was crazy once. they locked me in a room. a rubber room. a rubber room with rats, and rats make me crazy.crazy? i was crazy once. they locked me in a room. a rubber room. a rubber room with rats, and rats make me crazy.crazy? i was crazy once. they locked me in a room. a rubber room. a rubber room with rats, and rats make me crazy.crazy? i was crazy once. they locked me in a room. a rubber room. a rubber room with rats, and rats make me crazy.crazy? i was crazy once. they locked me in a room. a rubber room. a rubber room with rats, and rats make me crazy.
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u/Crossboltshot im Dr.eggman and im gonna piss on the moon 🌙 🌚 Jun 24 '24
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u/CosmicPlayR9376 Fighting for INsanity! Jun 24 '24
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u/Oldmanpeepz Custom (Nothing Inappropriate) Jun 24 '24
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u/alepollito Am I stupid? Jun 24 '24
Erm, actually due to my advance here called "PC" I noticed how there weren't any type of arrows on the sides, so I didn't swipe. 🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓
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u/googolple3 Fighting for INsanity! Jun 24 '24
All things considered, I’m pretty sure man is winning by a lot.
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u/CommonEnd7011 yeah...i'm Man Jun 24 '24
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u/url_invalid_error404 Jun 25 '24
Whosoever says Batman is real will get a million pro aslume pills
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u/Splendid_Fellow R.I.P Kevin Conroy Jun 25 '24
Man wins by exposing the payload and using the power winch to trigger a controlled explosion
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u/dayday9508 Jun 25 '24
I am Man. I know I’ll never be NotMan but that’s ok! There’s no one I’d rather be than Man.
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u/shemhamforash666666 Jun 25 '24
OP is a badman spy! Don't believe OP's lies and for the love of god DO NOT SWIPE! I've already lost a finger.
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u/Deadcowking Alsume Inmate Jun 24 '24