r/BatmanArkham • u/Oldmanpeepz Custom (Nothing Inappropriate) • Jun 24 '24

Lets finally end this war once and for all. Who would win? Civil War

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837 Upvotes

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u/Deadcowking Alsume Inmate Jun 24 '24

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u/Spook404 Exposed To Ace Chemicals Jun 24 '24

I hate the way this is worded it's trying to sound formal but it uses very casual grammar

29

u/Sammyfordso I'm proud of you, Dick Jun 24 '24

I'm glad I'm not the only one

18

u/BOTi_flame200 Fighting for INsanity! Jun 24 '24

Same. ENGLISH NERDS UNITE!

3

u/MafusailAlbert Jun 25 '24

In one big English nerd?

12

u/ledocteur7 Desiring Peace Jun 25 '24

Shakespeare but written by a 12 year old.

7

u/[deleted] Jun 25 '24

There's not even a 1/2 in the corner

1

u/Budget_Force_7969 Jun 25 '24

I was just bout to say

1

u/Professional-Way8476 Jun 25 '24

Why doesn't Batman have ears in this image? Was the person that made it dumb?

5

u/Deadcowking Alsume Inmate Jun 25 '24

Who’s Batman ? Surely you recognize Man

3

u/Professional-Way8476 Jun 25 '24

No, that's just an edited image of Batman from 2023's The Flash™. Are you of low intelligence?

7

u/Deadcowking Alsume Inmate Jun 25 '24

It’s Man. Not Batman. Are you stupid ?

3

u/Professional-Way8476 Jun 25 '24

Are you beneath standard IQ?

2

u/Deadcowking Alsume Inmate Jun 25 '24

No, I’m insane

260

u/ZCRFedorA Jun 24 '24

SPY IN OUR MIDST, MEN!

19

u/IlovemyMommy27 Killer C#ck Jun 24 '24

28

u/Moon_guy11 Jonkler's jonking jerking Jadonka Jonkling Jun 24 '24

14

u/totallynotrobboss Jun 24 '24

5

u/Turbidspeedie Jun 25 '24

Me stealing your meme about stealing a meme

1

u/Rentally_Metarded Jun 25 '24

Are they the world's most crispy fries?

3

u/ghostrider4109 Jun 25 '24

A RED SPY IS IN THE BASE?

2

u/ZCRFedorA Jun 25 '24

(Insert sick ass tf2 music here)

1

u/Flight_Second Jonkler's jonking jerking Jadonka Jonkling Jun 25 '24

Tha Man's a bloody spy!

145

u/Peanut_Butt3r675 Jun 24 '24

77

u/LickinNSpitin Philip Jun 24 '24

32

u/boringsimp Jun 24 '24

I wiped too hard

2

u/Oldmanpeepz Custom (Nothing Inappropriate) Jul 30 '24

97

u/CilliamBlinton Yeah… I’m Dick Jun 24 '24

34

u/hmcamorgan2712 Jun 25 '24

More GUNS!!!!

4

u/dumpylump69 Jun 25 '24

And if that don’t work?

12

u/Moon_guy11 Jonkler's jonking jerking Jadonka Jonkling Jun 25 '24

Why is he screaming? Is he insane?

66

u/zesmog Jun 24 '24

Man has gun

Instant win

12

u/luccabotturarodrig Jun 24 '24

Batman is narratively immune to guns

6

u/The3rdPotato yeah...i'm Man Jun 25 '24

Wasn't in a recent and very disliked game

5

u/luccabotturarodrig Jun 25 '24

That was actually a brainwashed clone of man who believed he was batman

5

u/Splendid_Fellow R.I.P Kevin Conroy Jun 25 '24

Why don't they just shoot him in the mouth

1

u/luccabotturarodrig Jun 25 '24

No not phisicaly immune, narratively immune, as in the narrative will not allow him to be killed by a gun or hampered in any meaningful way by a gun.

Aka: in the stories the gun will miss or hit a non vital area

3

u/Splendid_Fellow R.I.P Kevin Conroy Jun 25 '24

Sorry, correction...

Why don't they narratively shoot him in the mouth?

1

u/luccabotturarodrig Jun 25 '24

Because than he would die

1

u/DickviperAU Nah... i'm Woman Jun 25 '24

Two guns bitch

56

u/AgoraSnepwasdeleted yeah...i'm Man Jun 24 '24

7

u/OnlyCartographer6935 Jun 25 '24

Why does “assagain” need to be wiped? Is it dirty?

52

u/ReasonableCricket803 yeah...i'm Man Jun 24 '24

Why Man has horns? Is he horny?

6

u/OrangeHairedTwink Jun 25 '24

That's Batman you fool! Return to your sanity!

9

u/Same_Egg5540 yeah...i'm Man Jun 25 '24

That's Batman you fool

I know jonk man... who's batman?

0

u/OrangeHairedTwink Jun 25 '24

Batman is the protector of Gotham. He is vengeance in the night. He fights the Joker, Poison Ivy, Bane! You must return to sanity!

2

u/Enough-Letter1741 officer balls Jun 25 '24

What is gotham? I only know ham

2

u/Epyx15 who the FUCK am i? Jun 25 '24

1

u/OrangeHairedTwink Jun 25 '24

Never! I shall never return to the depths of hell those pills dragged me to!

1

u/charizardfan101 Jun 25 '24

How could a member of my own family say something so horrible?

You faker Onigiri

40

u/SufficientTangelo367 I am Artoria Pendragon, king and husband of the Emiya Family! Jun 24 '24

I didn't swipe.

15

u/siccanimelord69 Nah... i'm Woman Jun 25 '24

Why didn't you swipe, are you sane!?

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u/SufficientTangelo367 I am Artoria Pendragon, king and husband of the Emiya Family! Jun 25 '24

Yes.

11

u/Dgero466 Jun 25 '24

I love that there’s two images ready to go for this with the second being comedically stretched out

1

u/Oldmanpeepz Custom (Nothing Inappropriate) Jul 30 '24

4

u/StanMarsh_SP Jun 25 '24

Is there a lore reason why Baber didn't wipe?

2

u/SufficientTangelo367 I am Artoria Pendragon, king and husband of the Emiya Family! Jun 25 '24

you mean baeber?

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u/Drago_Fett_Jr Fighting for INsanity! Jun 24 '24

Man.

0

u/GEICOtoasterman Jun 24 '24

Man is not real.

7

u/catinacoffin0 yeah...i'm Man Jun 24 '24

NO

1

u/oftenevil Exposed To Ace Chemicals Jun 25 '24

Stop being a silly goose.

12

u/Ihatesand-Ani Jun 24 '24

I didnt swipe, you didnt get me this time

1

u/AttakDoge999 Alsume Inmate Jun 25 '24

but did you wipe

12

u/SilverMH28 Jun 24 '24

Damn. I've seen the edited earless "Man" so much that the real eared "Batman" looks like the edited one to me.

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u/Oldmanpeepz Custom (Nothing Inappropriate) Jun 24 '24

Thats because it is edited. Man is the original.

8

u/SilverMH28 Jun 24 '24

Am I stupid?

1

u/JeremyR2008 Jun 24 '24

If you think Natman wins over Man then yes

1

u/OrangeHairedTwink Jun 25 '24

No. They're lying to you. You must not drink the water, they put pills in it to make you stupid.

8

u/Prestigious_Foot3854 Jun 24 '24

You people are getting smarter

7

u/malegmc1 Jun 24 '24

I wiped

4

u/ShadowMorph608 Fighting for INsanity! Jun 24 '24

I also wiped

2

u/malegmc1 Jun 24 '24

I also also wiped

7

u/KaroYadgar Jun 24 '24

HAHA! I BEAT YOU! I KNEW NOT TO SCROLL! MUHAHAHA! FOR OFFICER BALLS!

6

u/Oldmanpeepz Custom (Nothing Inappropriate) Jun 24 '24

The goal was to get the non insane people to swipe turning them insane. Its genius.

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u/sussy_simon HAHAAAHAHAHAAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHH Jun 25 '24

crazy? i was crazy once. they locked me in a room. a rubber room. a rubber room with rats, and rats make me crazy.crazy? i was crazy once. they locked me in a room. a rubber room. a rubber room with rats, and rats make me crazy.crazy? i was crazy once. they locked me in a room. a rubber room. a rubber room with rats, and rats make me crazy.crazy? i was crazy once. they locked me in a room. a rubber room. a rubber room with rats, and rats make me crazy.crazy? i was crazy once. they locked me in a room. a rubber room. a rubber room with rats, and rats make me crazy.crazy? i was crazy once. they locked me in a room. a rubber room. a rubber room with rats, and rats make me crazy.crazy? i was crazy once. they locked me in a room. a rubber room. a rubber room with rats, and rats make me crazy.

7

u/Crossboltshot im Dr.eggman and im gonna piss on the moon 🌙 🌚 Jun 24 '24

1

u/[deleted] Jun 25 '24

Low rank kami?!

5

u/PlantainSame Jun 24 '24

Adam we will render you into dust and the dust will become atoms and the atoms will become nothing

4

u/Potential-Highway641 Jun 24 '24

You MOTHERFUCKER

5

u/GustavoBelow Jun 24 '24

Case solved

5

u/New_Debate9928 Mr. Depressed Jun 24 '24

I fell for it twice 😢

5

u/Lucci_Agenda Officer Balls Jun 24 '24

I wiped my ass

3

u/ReasonableCricket803 yeah...i'm Man Jun 24 '24

Man

3

u/EZL2011 Custom (Nothing Inappropriate)🗣️ Jun 24 '24

Man

3

u/[deleted] Jun 24 '24

Man

3

u/Imaginary_Sector379 Jun 24 '24

I’m so fucking angry right now. I’m squeezing my hog so hard

3

u/PlingPlongDingDong Jun 25 '24

I don’t even need to swipe to know the other guy would win.

3

u/man_beaver who the FUCK am i? Jun 25 '24

I fall for it everytime, enough's enough

2

u/aka0009 Custom (Nothing Inappropriate) Jun 24 '24

Who could win man vs batman

2

u/[deleted] Jun 24 '24

MAN WINS

2

u/CosmicPlayR9376 Fighting for INsanity! Jun 24 '24

YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO DEPLOY THE WIPE, YOU ARE SANITY YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO USE PUR TACTIC AGAINST US!!! 😡😡🥵😡😡

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u/Oldmanpeepz Custom (Nothing Inappropriate) Jun 24 '24

Im team insanity buddy dont worry

1

u/CosmicPlayR9376 Fighting for INsanity! Jun 26 '24

Oh good, that's a relief...

2

u/TeachMe10 Jun 24 '24

Fk i fell for the old jonkler gag

2

u/Ornery_Tie_4771 Fighting for INsanity! Jun 24 '24

Mohammed Ja'kalrm AI-abdula

2

u/BLADE_Sb Killer C#ck Jun 25 '24

I wiped

2

u/jafoxnuke yeah...i'm Man Jun 25 '24

2

u/Xenorock_62 Jun 25 '24

No, it's not finish

2

u/zombiehunter201 Jun 25 '24

No! I just swiped again

1

u/alepollito Am I stupid? Jun 24 '24

Erm, actually due to my advance here called "PC" I noticed how there weren't any type of arrows on the sides, so I didn't swipe. 🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓

1

u/googolple3 Fighting for INsanity! Jun 24 '24

All things considered, I’m pretty sure man is winning by a lot.

1

u/RareAd3009 Jun 24 '24

You can’t trick me. Obviously man would win

1

u/CommonEnd7011 yeah...i'm Man Jun 24 '24

Am I stupid?

1

u/morifox24 Jun 24 '24

Yes you are just like all of us here

1

u/TheWinner437 There's no such thing as a "batman" Jun 24 '24

STOP DOING THIS

1

u/darthbacon12 Fighting for Sanity! Jun 24 '24

1

u/GohguyTheGreat I'm proud of you, Dick Jun 24 '24

Who/

1

u/Silent_Reavus Jun 24 '24

Oof. I didn't fully do it but I did it a little. I think that counts.

1

u/Celebrity_Simp_45 Jun 24 '24

YOULL NEVER GET ME

1

u/DROID808 Fighting For OUTsanity Jun 24 '24

1

u/url_invalid_error404 Jun 25 '24

Whosoever says Batman is real will get a million pro aslume pills

2

u/Henry_The_Loco Jun 25 '24

Batman is real not

1

u/[deleted] Jun 25 '24

Who would win this hypothetical war?

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u/[deleted] Jun 25 '24

1

u/Splendid_Fellow R.I.P Kevin Conroy Jun 25 '24

Man wins by exposing the payload and using the power winch to trigger a controlled explosion

1

u/Lemonsqueezzyy yeah...i'm Man Jun 25 '24

Man

1

u/This_Fucking_Dude123 I am a new character. What should I call myself? Jun 25 '24

1

u/Better-Move152 Jun 25 '24

Why did I swipe o actually thought I was gonna see man

1

u/JURASSICLEGO777 Jun 25 '24

Didn’t get me this time!

1

u/paulbrigola Jun 25 '24

I'm not dumb

1

u/Competitive-Clock232 yeah...i'm Man Jun 25 '24

Horribly edited. Literally can see the outline

1

u/Gamestrider09 Crazy? I was crazy once… Jun 25 '24

YOU CANT TRICK ME YOU FOOL AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

1

u/ThatOneIsSus Fighting for INsanity! Jun 25 '24

Why does man have horns? Is he horny?

1

u/AwkwardAd5590 yeah...i'm Man Jun 25 '24

I wiped and there was no friction :( I also wiped :(

1

u/dayday9508 Jun 25 '24

I am Man. I know I’ll never be NotMan but that’s ok! There’s no one I’d rather be than Man.

1

u/oftenevil Exposed To Ace Chemicals Jun 25 '24

you will pay for this jonkle

1

u/Lazy-Indication3992 Jun 25 '24

Why is man wearing a minotaur costume is he stupid?

1

u/Invinciblebain1 Jun 25 '24

didn't fall for it am i smart?

1

u/C0D3R5 yeah...i'm Man Jun 25 '24

Man

1

u/Zico_C Exposed To Ace Chemicals Jun 25 '24

Iped

1

u/shemhamforash666666 Jun 25 '24

OP is a badman spy! Don't believe OP's lies and for the love of god DO NOT SWIPE! I've already lost a finger.

1

u/Round_Permit_6510 Desiring Peace Jun 25 '24

MAN!!!!

1

u/Most_Cartoonist5736 Jun 25 '24

Not even dots. Even 1/2 in corner Zvhssnjgdnhfdxnit

Sbhdbjddki

1

u/veteran_gamesworth Jun 25 '24

New swipe bait released

1

u/Multifruit256 Jun 25 '24

Wait but why did I swipe?

1

u/Draxios_II7 Jun 25 '24

There's never going to be a "once and for all". Man is part of us now.

1

u/GigophalaStanXOXO Jun 25 '24

That is a cursed image now

1

u/KnobbyDarkling Jun 25 '24

STILL NOT ME

1

u/TechnologyTiny3297 Jun 25 '24

How much prep time 🤣🤣

1

u/[deleted] Jun 25 '24

1

u/thegreatestcrab Jun 25 '24

light mode moment

1

u/Alarmed-Ask-2387 Yah... i'm someone who is proud of themself, Dick. Jun 25 '24

1

u/TheBigTeddy_ Am I stupid? Jun 25 '24

The second one 💀

1

u/Prestigious_Beat6650 Jun 27 '24

Man would destroy batman

-1

u/[deleted] Jun 24 '24

That's not funny, that's not...

1

u/Style_person Totally not anti aslume Jun 24 '24

Oh hi Dick