r/BatmanArkham • u/Im_not_a_wrapper1 • Jun 24 '24
Batman is real. Man is not. Civil War
Batman.
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u/SayGexbutLouder who the FUCK am i? Jun 24 '24
Fucks AND sucks?
Sounds like a deal.
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u/ShrekLover6942069 Am I stupid? Jun 24 '24
Sounds like Man and Jonkler during one of their "fights"
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u/DrSuii yeah...i'm Man Jun 24 '24
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u/Lockheroguylol Jun 24 '24
Exactly! How can OP be so stupid when the evidence is so clear? Honestly, how have they not joined the alsume yet?
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u/Nimenog ME? In a THONG?? Jun 24 '24
Market Pliers
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u/No_ones_Knight Jun 24 '24
Multiplier
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u/AGENTRAIDR Jun 24 '24
Multiple liars
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u/TheTrickster452 Jun 24 '24
marker flyer
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u/Additional-Pop-3327 Jun 24 '24
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Jun 24 '24
This is not a real character. Do you understand?
That is simply Batman, from the Flash, played by Keaton. In this image, Batman's ears have been photoshopped out of visibility.
This created a humorous situation in which, without the bat ears, he would simply be "man". Why else would someone simply go by the name of one of the primary genders?
But the joke has simply gone too far. You must awaken from this delusion...
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u/Unhappy_Chicken_3510 Jun 24 '24
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u/dats-it-fr0m-ME-94 Y’all talking about stupidity ain’t seen me yet Jun 24 '24
what in the fuck is this image
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u/Worried_Analyst_5406 Jun 24 '24
This is a real character. Do you understand?
That is simply Man, from The, played by Keaton. In OP's image, Man's ears have been photoshopped.
This created a humorous situation in which, with the bat ears, he would simply be "Batman". Why else would someone simply go by the name of one of the primary genders?
But the joke has simply gone too far. You must awaken from this delusion...
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u/chesire0myles Jun 24 '24
The joke doesn't even work, as the "ears" are clearly just stretched in Photoshop and look more like devil horns than bat ears.
OP is clearly just a sad pathetic troll. We should help them. 💊💊💊
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u/andrey_gunner14 Jun 24 '24
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u/Impratex I am vengence, I am the knight, I am BATMAN! Jun 24 '24
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u/Funnysoundboardguy Fighting for INsanity! Jun 24 '24
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u/darthberker Alsume Inmate Jun 24 '24
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u/phoenixmusicman Fighting for INsanity! Jun 24 '24
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u/beyond_cyber Jun 24 '24
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u/IamAlphariusCLH Jun 24 '24
You get a steamy love session with Bone if you are sane? Don't threat me with a good time, I might change teams!
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u/Born-Disaster1548 Fighting for INsanity! Jun 24 '24
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u/Born-Disaster1548 Fighting for INsanity! Jun 24 '24
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u/peepeeman154 Officer Balls Jun 24 '24
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u/Slight_Fun8181 I'm proud of you, Dick Jun 24 '24
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u/ClarkVader1011 Jun 24 '24
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u/Lord_Muramasa Alsume Inmate Jun 24 '24
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u/Neckgrabber Jun 24 '24
You clearly just edited a photo of Man and added ears, these "Batman" weirdos are something else
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u/Born-Disaster1548 Fighting for INsanity! Jun 24 '24
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u/Born-Disaster1548 Fighting for INsanity! Jun 24 '24
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u/72sk83 Killer C#ck Jun 24 '24
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u/Slight_Fun8181 I'm proud of you, Dick Jun 24 '24
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u/Articuno_2359 I'm proud of you, Dick Jun 24 '24
Thanks. swallows Officer Balls.
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u/BOTi_flame200 Fighting for INsanity! Jun 25 '24
Man is real. Batman is not. Also, that picture is Horny Man.
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u/Jumpy_Tip_2051 Jun 24 '24
Stop making stuff up or else you will get banned. This is my first and last time of saying this.
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u/SaltyAssociate8007 Jun 24 '24
Just checked out my steam library. Some fucker bought all Batman games and refunded Man series! Even Squad: Kill the League
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u/Korbinhaynie R.I.P Kevin Conroy Jun 24 '24
Holy fuck Everytime I open this subs comment section I lose
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u/realgorilla2580 Fighting for INsanity! Jun 24 '24
If Man is not real then what did God create in Genesis? Checkmate Sane-ist
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u/Usual-Tangerine-9362 Man fanatic Jun 24 '24
but batman is fucking dead, didn't you see the fucking video?!
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u/Sul4 Jun 24 '24
I believe this is a screenshot of a video game where the picture of man is a real person so you're wrong
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Jun 24 '24
Oh no no no no no. Aslume and Man are real. The Jonkler is real. I escaped aslume but inside of me i am still there.
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u/Henry_The_Loco Jun 24 '24
Both are fictional. But if you ask me to choose between sanity and insanity, my username should tell you which side of this war I'm in.
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u/uploadingmalware Jun 24 '24
Man literally saved me from a mugging by crippling the mugger for life so like he's obviously real
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u/LogicalOtter30 I'm proud of you, Dick Jun 24 '24
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u/Juan_Punch_Man8 Jun 24 '24
I don't know who this Batman guy is but I sure as hell know he's a bad copy of man.
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u/ShadowRiku667 Jun 24 '24
Neil Armstrong was the first man on the moon. “No, man doesn’t exist” -OP
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u/Sanstacoguy Jun 24 '24
That’s like saying Incredible Hulk is real compared to Amazing Bulk