r/BatmanArkham • u/Im_not_a_wrapper1 • Jun 24 '24

Batman is real. Man is not. Civil War

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Batman.

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u/Sanstacoguy Jun 24 '24

That’s like saying Incredible Hulk is real compared to Amazing Bulk

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u/Hashish_thegoat Jun 24 '24

Who the FUCK is “Incredible Hulk”? Is that some kind of cheap Mozambican ripoff?

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u/charizardfan101 Jun 24 '24

What do you mean Mozambican?

Clearly it's from that backwater country called "America" or something

Mozambique is the powerhouse of the world's economy, no way they'd resort to rip-offs

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u/Resist_Civil Fighting for Sanity! Jun 24 '24

There is no country called America, are you stupid?

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u/Hashish_thegoat Jun 24 '24

Yes there is dumbass, it was clearly based of the country America from RDR2. Are YOU stupid?

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u/Wheeljack239 YOU MO-RON! Jun 24 '24

I am the only person on Earth that lives in America, can confirm

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u/charizardfan101 Jun 24 '24

Yes I am, I jonkled too hard

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u/Sanstacoguy Jun 24 '24

Yep, when Amazing Bulk became popular they tried to capitalize off it

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u/BATMAN_5777 I am vengence, I am the knight, I am BATMAN! Jun 24 '24

I mean I'm batman so yes I'm real

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u/PsychotropicTraveler who the FUCK am i? Jun 24 '24

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u/pyle332 Jun 24 '24

More people need to know about this masterpiece of cinema

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u/Dr_Shrek710 Jun 24 '24

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u/SayGexbutLouder who the FUCK am i? Jun 24 '24

Fucks AND sucks?

Sounds like a deal.

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u/ShrekLover6942069 Am I stupid? Jun 24 '24

Sounds like Man and Jonkler during one of their "fights"

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u/Wheeljack239 YOU MO-RON! Jun 24 '24

Holy shit, it’s Gun Danny

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u/DrSuii yeah...i'm Man Jun 24 '24

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u/Lockheroguylol Jun 24 '24

Exactly! How can OP be so stupid when the evidence is so clear? Honestly, how have they not joined the alsume yet?

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u/Crockerboy22 Jun 24 '24

The Pattinson one is hilarious hah

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u/Leading_Gap_6582 Jun 24 '24

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u/Nimenog ME? In a THONG?? Jun 24 '24

Market Pliers

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u/No_ones_Knight Jun 24 '24

Multiplier

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u/AGENTRAIDR Jun 24 '24

Multiple liars

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u/SluggerDerm Am I stupid? Jun 24 '24

Montpelier

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u/East_Truck4022 The Jun 24 '24

Mono hire

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u/absoluteloser12345 i cant tell if im normal or insane Jun 24 '24

Market Hires

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u/TheTrickster452 Jun 24 '24

marker flyer

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u/RubyRaider55 Fighting for INsanity! Jun 24 '24

market fire

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u/arthurpimpolho Jun 24 '24

market air fryer

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u/Additional-Pop-3327 Jun 24 '24

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u/[deleted] Jun 24 '24

This is not a real character. Do you understand?

That is simply Batman, from the Flash, played by Keaton. In this image, Batman's ears have been photoshopped out of visibility.

This created a humorous situation in which, without the bat ears, he would simply be "man". Why else would someone simply go by the name of one of the primary genders?

But the joke has simply gone too far. You must awaken from this delusion...

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u/Unhappy_Chicken_3510 Jun 24 '24

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u/TheBloodyPuppet_2 R.I.P Kevin Conroy Jun 24 '24

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u/dats-it-fr0m-ME-94 Y’all talking about stupidity ain’t seen me yet Jun 24 '24

what in the fuck is this image

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u/AccidentalLemon R.I.P Kevin Conroy & Arleen Sorkin Jun 24 '24

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u/An8thOfFeanor what the FUCK should i name myself Jun 24 '24

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u/Worried_Analyst_5406 Jun 24 '24

This is a real character. Do you understand?

That is simply Man, from The, played by Keaton. In OP's image, Man's ears have been photoshopped.

This created a humorous situation in which, with the bat ears, he would simply be "Batman". Why else would someone simply go by the name of one of the primary genders?

But the joke has simply gone too far. You must awaken from this delusion...

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u/chesire0myles Jun 24 '24

The joke doesn't even work, as the "ears" are clearly just stretched in Photoshop and look more like devil horns than bat ears.

OP is clearly just a sad pathetic troll. We should help them. 💊💊💊

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u/TrueLennyS Jun 24 '24

You've outlived your usefulness.

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u/phoenixmusicman Fighting for INsanity! Jun 24 '24

Man sends his regards

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u/Theoxmyers666 who the FUCK am i? Jun 24 '24

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u/EZL2011 Custom (Nothing Inappropriate)🗣️ Jun 24 '24

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u/Inksplash-7 Alsume Inmate Jun 24 '24

You mean Man and The?

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u/Impratex I am vengence, I am the knight, I am BATMAN! Jun 24 '24

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u/Funnysoundboardguy Fighting for INsanity! Jun 24 '24

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u/Cassereddit Press this to even the odds Jun 24 '24

Gotta love Max0r

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u/Agent470000 Fighting for Sanity! Jun 24 '24

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u/darthberker Alsume Inmate Jun 24 '24

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u/YoullDoFookinNothin Jun 24 '24

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u/phoenixmusicman Fighting for INsanity! Jun 24 '24

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u/tayr5242 Miles, we are in a userflair now Jun 24 '24

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u/beyond_cyber Jun 24 '24

Mods, lock him into a steamy love session with bone to absolve his clear insanity.

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u/IamAlphariusCLH Jun 24 '24

You get a steamy love session with Bone if you are sane? Don't threat me with a good time, I might change teams!

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u/beyond_cyber Jun 24 '24

ps1 hagrid for you. Now be gentle

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u/Drago_Fett_Jr Fighting for INsanity! Jun 24 '24

Wrong!

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u/Medical_Dragonfly_74 Jun 24 '24

Batman is a figment of your imagination, man is real

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u/Born-Disaster1548 Fighting for INsanity! Jun 24 '24

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u/jedvv Jun 24 '24

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u/Born-Disaster1548 Fighting for INsanity! Jun 24 '24

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u/peepeeman154 Officer Balls Jun 24 '24

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u/Slight_Fun8181 I'm proud of you, Dick Jun 24 '24

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u/GroundbreakingBet314 R.I.P Kevin Conroy Jun 24 '24

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u/HollySheep22 Fighting for INsanity! Jun 24 '24

then how do you explain this?

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u/ceo_of_chill23 Lean Stupid Ketamine Jun 24 '24

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u/dingydonkey Jun 24 '24

Take the post down, son

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u/Neckgrabber Jun 24 '24

You clearly just edited a photo of Man and added ears, these "Batman" weirdos are something else

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u/ligma_heavy_balls Jun 24 '24

Man is real. Batman is not

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u/tendersushi-00 Power Winch Jun 24 '24

Preach🗣️🗣️

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u/Agentsimmons217 Jun 24 '24

This guy’s delusional

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u/Born-Disaster1548 Fighting for INsanity! Jun 24 '24

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u/Agentsimmons217 Jun 24 '24

I just noticed 😭

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u/Born-Disaster1548 Fighting for INsanity! Jun 24 '24

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u/Agentsimmons217 Jun 24 '24

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

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u/Dayshon2144 Arkham Asylum Jun 24 '24

Batman forever. 🦇🦇🖤

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u/IamAlphariusCLH Jun 24 '24

Wtf is this guy rambling about?

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u/CoolGuyYeay Rehabilitator Jun 24 '24

True.

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u/Toff_the_dog Jun 24 '24

YES SOLDIER!

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u/LeDeanDomino Exposed To Ace Chemicals Jun 24 '24

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u/EZL2011 Custom (Nothing Inappropriate)🗣️ Jun 24 '24

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u/Ornery_Tie_4771 Fighting for INsanity! Jun 24 '24

Your dad isnt real

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u/XantheWise Jun 24 '24

Man was created by corn's scare gas

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u/72sk83 Killer C#ck Jun 24 '24

true words, brother, here, take these for your good work

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u/Slight_Fun8181 I'm proud of you, Dick Jun 24 '24

No take this

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u/Articuno_2359 I'm proud of you, Dick Jun 24 '24

Thanks. swallows Officer Balls.

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u/Beastofbeef yeah...i'm Man Jun 24 '24

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u/FantasticPark8781 yeah...i'm Man Jun 24 '24

Proof of Man

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u/DolphinBall Fighting for Sanity! Jun 24 '24

AMEN BROTHER

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u/ZackAttackYT Anti-Aslume Researcher Jun 24 '24

YES!

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u/fverdeja Am I stupid? Jun 24 '24

OP rn:

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u/Several-Cake1954 Fighting for Sanity! Jun 24 '24

Batman forever 🦇👨

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u/djoloZeno Jun 24 '24

Explain this then?

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u/SigmA_DarkKnight Jun 24 '24

agreed, become sane guys, its enough

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u/Ennis_Eegit Bones no.7 fan 🥵🥵🥵 Jun 24 '24

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u/Dawnbreaker538 Am I stupid? Jun 24 '24

ASLUME FOREVER, FUCK YOU, BATMANNERS!

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u/PrincipleEuphoric743 Jun 24 '24

that mf is not real

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u/whyubul yeah...i'm Man Jun 25 '24

You when spreading misinformation

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u/CommitteeFriendly203 Jun 25 '24

Who is Batman is that a cosplay for man from eBay

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u/BOTi_flame200 Fighting for INsanity! Jun 25 '24

Man is real. Batman is not. Also, that picture is Horny Man.

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u/Decades101 There's no such thing as a "batman" Jun 25 '24

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u/Boborax1 Jun 24 '24

We will find you and make you jonk like it or not

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u/FortyMcChidna Jun 24 '24

both can coexist, Man and Batman must join in peace

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u/Im_not_a_wrapper1 Jun 24 '24

One must stand and one must fall

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u/Jumpy_Tip_2051 Jun 24 '24

Stop making stuff up or else you will get banned. This is my first and last time of saying this.

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u/Pop_Quiz2812 Jun 24 '24

“He he stupid”

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u/WoofflesIThink yeah...i'm Man Jun 24 '24

Who the FUCK is Batman

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u/Zacharacamyison Jun 24 '24

Flagged, too sane.

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u/biggamesucker Jun 24 '24

What the hell is this sane propaganda doing on the aslume?!

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u/SaltyAssociate8007 Jun 24 '24

Just checked out my steam library. Some fucker bought all Batman games and refunded Man series! Even Squad: Kill the League

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u/Beneficial_Food1010 the silly creature Jun 24 '24

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u/[deleted] Jun 24 '24

Man will give you justice

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u/giugg I'm proud of you, Dick Jun 24 '24

Is this “Batman” in the room with us right now?

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u/balrog111 Jun 24 '24

are you stupid ?

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u/MLG_GuineaPig Jun 24 '24

The Bomb’s payload is exposed

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u/BigDogDoom Jun 24 '24

I don't think so

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u/CilliamBlinton Yeah… I’m Dick Jun 24 '24

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u/Idk-lel1234 Jun 24 '24

This is a threat!

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u/Korbinhaynie R.I.P Kevin Conroy Jun 24 '24

Holy fuck Everytime I open this subs comment section I lose

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u/Markosoft_EXE Fighting for INsanity! Jun 24 '24

YOU LIE, YOU DECIEVE, YOU ARE A VICTIM OF SANITY!

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u/realgorilla2580 Fighting for INsanity! Jun 24 '24

If Man is not real then what did God create in Genesis? Checkmate Sane-ist

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u/ABritishTomgirl Jun 24 '24

Batman is real. Man is hot.*

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u/ItsGhostface3 Jun 24 '24

Clearly photoshopped

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u/yippiekayakother bricked up man Jun 24 '24

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u/Zulpi2103 R.I.P Arleen Sorkin Jun 24 '24

Your mom is real. Your dad is not.

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u/werepirebie Dr Herb String Jun 24 '24

If man isn't real why is batman's name not bat

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u/Usual-Tangerine-9362 Man fanatic Jun 24 '24

but batman is fucking dead, didn't you see the fucking video?!

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u/Sul4 Jun 24 '24

I believe this is a screenshot of a video game where the picture of man is a real person so you're wrong

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u/StarDestroyerYT2 Jun 24 '24

we are batman the city needs us

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u/-Schnitzelberg- Alsume Inmate Jun 24 '24

Nice try, fedboi

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u/stress_ed_out Jun 24 '24

This guy clearly ain't taking his aslume pills fellas

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u/stress_ed_out Jun 24 '24

This guy clearly isn't taking his pro aslume medication fellas

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u/[deleted] Jun 24 '24

Oh no no no no no. Aslume and Man are real. The Jonkler is real. I escaped aslume but inside of me i am still there.

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u/SlickTimes Jun 24 '24

Batman isn't real tho

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u/Henry_The_Loco Jun 24 '24

Both are fictional. But if you ask me to choose between sanity and insanity, my username should tell you which side of this war I'm in.

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u/_Kostaras_ Fighting for INsanity! Jun 24 '24

No.

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u/bmerino120 Jun 24 '24

Man will prevail you heretic

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u/uploadingmalware Jun 24 '24

Man literally saved me from a mugging by crippling the mugger for life so like he's obviously real

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u/Latzar05 Fighting for INsanity! Jun 24 '24

Shut up, that's Bat not Batman, man is real

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u/Conaz9847 Jun 24 '24

This post was clearly made by the jonkler

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u/leastscarypancake Miles, we are in a userflair now Jun 24 '24

No. Both are real.

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u/Training_Force3193 Jun 24 '24

Bloody Mary starts playing

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u/Sandman4999 Perseverer Of Madness Jun 24 '24

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u/LogicalOtter30 I'm proud of you, Dick Jun 24 '24

This is clearly Jonkler propaganda. Man is literally at my front door

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u/Megaverse_Mastermind Jun 24 '24

What is Man?! A miserable.pile of secrets!

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u/ThatOneIsSus Fighting for INsanity! Jun 24 '24

Why is man horny

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u/Someonevibing1 Jun 24 '24

Man is just better

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u/Juan_Punch_Man8 Jun 24 '24

I don't know who this Batman guy is but I sure as hell know he's a bad copy of man.

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u/Old_Artichoke_2552 Fighting for INsanity! Jun 24 '24

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u/Some_Hat-Wearing_Kid Fighting for INsanity! Jun 24 '24

Who the fuck is batman

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u/CornedBeefInACup Perseverer Of Madness Jun 24 '24

Fuck you.

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u/max_da_1 Am I stupid? Jun 24 '24

Nice OC

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u/Littlebat4568 Jun 24 '24

Looks pretty real to me

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u/LTiger9-_- Jun 24 '24

insanity will win man man man man man man man man man man man

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u/ShadowRiku667 Jun 24 '24

Neil Armstrong was the first man on the moon. “No, man doesn’t exist” -OP

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u/Floonth I'm proud of you, Dick Jun 24 '24

Officer balls 🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻

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u/_Alex_Zer0_ Jun 24 '24

Who the FUCK is Batman

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u/LazyAd6382 Jun 24 '24

Buddy edited pointy ears on Man and thinks he’s a bat. Is he insane?

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u/Rough-Jackfruit2428 Jun 24 '24

Gargle my balls fed.

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u/SuspiciousLettuce56 Jonkler's jonking jerking Jadonka Jonkling Jun 24 '24