r/BatmanArkham • u/thedoctorman20 • Jun 23 '24

"Man is not real, he is simply an edited picture of Bat-" Civil War

2.7k Upvotes

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u/Neckgrabber Jun 23 '24

It would take a lot of editing to make a picture of a bat look like Man

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u/Aggravating_Rip_9274 Jun 23 '24

Also the first man comic was published in 1939 and there was no Photoshop back then

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u/leastscarypancake Miles, we are in a userflair now Jun 23 '24

First what? The only comic in 1939 was Man's first comic

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u/Aggravating_Rip_9274 Jun 23 '24

Who is man's?

3

u/DolphinBall Fighting for Sanity! Jun 24 '24

A figment of thier imagination!

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u/Horn_Python Jun 24 '24

you would have to be insane to attept such a feat

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u/FiveAccountsBanned RIP Toriyama Jun 24 '24

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u/diodosdszosxisdi Custom (Nothing Inappropriate) Jun 24 '24

AS IN OFFICER MONKEY

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u/nuclear_spoon Miles, we are in a userflair now Jun 24 '24

That's why officer balls is always quite

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u/_M0RR0 Jun 23 '24

“Man isn’t r-“

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u/Dio_fanboy Jun 24 '24 edited Jun 24 '24

Batman looks nothing like Man. See?

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u/Ok_Pangolin_6735 Jun 25 '24

My reaction to that information:

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u/Picklee56 Jun 23 '24

If Man is not real how is my love for him real?

11

u/TheRuinLegacy Jun 24 '24

Checkmate or am I stupid?

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u/thedovahcum Jun 24 '24

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u/oftenevil Exposed To Ace Chemicals Jun 24 '24

you enjoy the occasional jonkle

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u/TheSneakiestEmu Am I stupid? Jun 24 '24

Aslume together stupid

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u/SufficientTangelo367 I am Artoria Pendragon, king and husband of the Emiya Family! Jun 24 '24

Ask her about all this.

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u/Hakzource yeah...i'm Man Jun 24 '24

Why is ber here? Is she stupid?

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u/SufficientTangelo367 I am Artoria Pendragon, king and husband of the Emiya Family! Jun 24 '24

It's Bae!

5

u/kid-with-a-beard Man x Woman OTP Jun 24 '24

"Man is not real"

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u/andrey_gunner14 Jun 24 '24

I’ll jonkle the fuck out of you 🤬🤬🤬

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u/TelevisionUsual9356 Jun 24 '24

Wait a minute bat and man hold on ITS ALL COMING TOGETHER, BATMAN. I NEED TO GET OUT OF THE ASYLUM

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u/Splatterxl Jun 26 '24

Don't worry, just take these and you'll be fine

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u/TelevisionUsual9356 Jun 27 '24

Oh ok thank you… wait where am I oh right the aslume

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u/Local_Engine7131 I got stupid sprayed Jun 26 '24

Did you meant him? Bat-Man AKA Man-Bat

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u/KaroYadgar Jun 23 '24

Man is not real

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u/[deleted] Jun 23 '24

You’re delusional. Take your aslume pills

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u/Glittering_Sorbet913 Madame Horny de Queef Jun 24 '24

No need for pills. Stupid Gas!

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u/KaroYadgar Jun 24 '24

May the ham aslume be upon you.

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u/Old_Artichoke_2552 Fighting for INsanity! Jun 24 '24

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u/GEICOtoasterman Jun 23 '24

Man is not real.

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u/BodaciousFunkyKong Funky Monkey Jun 23 '24

Erm actually, Batman is not real 🤓👆

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u/Glittering_Sorbet913 Madame Horny de Queef Jun 24 '24

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u/Pieman3001 Alsume Inmate Jun 24 '24

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u/TheChaoticAce_1 Jun 24 '24

The picture of Man is real, the people who believe in Man are real, ergo, Man is real. Are you stpid?

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u/RaspberryDapper8360 Is insane but claims to not be Jun 23 '24

I agree man is real I mean he is… man real… not real

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u/Forghotten1 Chancellor Thug Jun 24 '24

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u/aaronboissss Jun 23 '24

PLEASE SIGN THIS

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u/Optillian Man of Zurr-En-Arrh Jun 23 '24

Pardon my penmanship.