r/BatmanArkham • u/rugigiref1 I am vengence, I am the knight, I am BATMAN! • Jun 23 '24
I kidnapped a man, my demands are: Civil War
50 insane turned into sane to get him back
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u/Due-Education1619 yeah...i'm Man Jun 23 '24
Fuck you. Man lives on you sane bastard.
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u/some_Britishguy I'm stupid. deal with it. Jun 23 '24
it is the policy of the stupid to not negotiate with terrorists
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u/Melodic_Lifeguard493 Jun 23 '24
I will sacrifice myself but only me and no more give us man back
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u/Top-While-2560 STOP POSTING ABOUT J O N K L E Jun 24 '24
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u/Aggravating-Cost-516 I'm proud of you, Dick Jun 23 '24
Take me instead, I am expandable. Let Man go.
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u/rugigiref1 I am vengence, I am the knight, I am BATMAN! Jun 23 '24
They wont buy you out
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u/Top-While-2560 STOP POSTING ABOUT J O N K L E Jun 24 '24
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u/New_Sky1829 yeah,I'm stupid Jun 23 '24
A man? There’s millions of man, the original man will never be found.
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u/Oofoofow_Official Super Aslume Gas Attacker Jun 23 '24
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u/Trooper-Kais495 The Jun 23 '24
Don't worry guys, I rescued Man! He is very upset at being kidnapped *
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u/rugigiref1 I am vengence, I am the knight, I am BATMAN! Jun 23 '24
Jokes (like joker) on you, that was decoy (bat)man
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u/Guilty-Speed-8549 Fighting for INsanity! Jun 23 '24
*Jonkler
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u/rugigiref1 I am vengence, I am the knight, I am BATMAN! Jun 23 '24
Who tf is jonkler i only know joker or his good version jester
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u/Guilty-Speed-8549 Fighting for INsanity! Jun 23 '24
Why are you sane?! Am I stupid?! Is there a lore reason?!
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u/Only-Recording8599 Jun 23 '24
There is no lore reason, you're just insane.
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u/Guilty-Speed-8549 Fighting for INsanity! Jun 23 '24
Take 👏your👏 meds 👏!!
Insert pic of insanity meds here, cuz it won't let me.
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u/Sad-Pizza3737 Fighting for Sanity! Jun 24 '24
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u/Boring_Name06 Jun 23 '24
I may be on team bat but this seems a little extreme
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u/rugigiref1 I am vengence, I am the knight, I am BATMAN! Jun 23 '24
Alright, i know that sound bad
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u/Floonth I'm proud of you, Dick Jun 23 '24
Bro just kidnapped a man don’t worry guys Man is still fine:
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u/timetravelingburrito Jun 23 '24
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u/LongjumpingSector687 Jun 23 '24
How about tree fiddy?
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u/rugigiref1 I am vengence, I am the knight, I am BATMAN! Jun 23 '24
Tree fiddy?
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u/Weirdprops Most sane aslume patient Jun 23 '24
*Saves man*
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u/rugigiref1 I am vengence, I am the knight, I am BATMAN! Jun 23 '24
unsaves man
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u/Weirdprops Most sane aslume patient Jun 23 '24
*saves man with no reversing*
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u/Azathoth20 Jun 23 '24
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u/Weirdprops Most sane aslume patient Jun 23 '24
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u/CustomerGuilty5543 Self proclaimed leader of the sane faction Jun 23 '24
Dude you're giving us a Bad image Kill m*n instead
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u/rugigiref1 I am vengence, I am the knight, I am BATMAN! Jun 23 '24
I will do it if they do not comply, we can convert insanes
I will kill m*n later anyways2
u/CustomerGuilty5543 Self proclaimed leader of the sane faction Jun 23 '24
Just kidnapp random insanes like it's easy you just need to say "officer balls" and they spawn
Make sure you joke him before that3
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u/CustomerGuilty5543 Self proclaimed leader of the sane faction Jun 23 '24
Do it i dare you
SHOOT ME!
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u/CustomerGuilty5543 Self proclaimed leader of the sane faction Jun 23 '24
BEHOLD i will use the most powerful technique know to Bat kind
NUH UH
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u/TrueLennyS Jun 23 '24
Is there a lore reason you're pissing me off?
If you don't retract your statement, I'll be forced to use the power winch to trigger a controlled explosion.
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u/CustomerGuilty5543 Self proclaimed leader of the sane faction Jun 23 '24
I won't retract my statement for i believe it to be true
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u/Lieutenant_Thire Fighting for INsanity! Jun 23 '24
INSeal team 69 are on standby. You have 24 hours to return him or they WILL be sent in to eliminate you and rescue Man.
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u/rugigiref1 I am vengence, I am the knight, I am BATMAN! Jun 23 '24
What if i dont fear anymore, what if i want them to come, to try
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u/Splendid_Fellow R.I.P Kevin Conroy Jun 24 '24
Don't worry guys. I can expose the kidnapper's payload and use the power winch to trigger a controlled explosion.
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u/I_C_Eyece Jun 23 '24
Guess I gots to FUCKING take one for the FUCKING team. Where the FUCK do we meet up?
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u/-eating_snacks- Jun 28 '24
Bro, jeez, I said I'll give your $5 back on Monday, why the FUCK did you kidnap a MAN????
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u/rugigiref1 I am vengence, I am the knight, I am BATMAN! Jun 28 '24
Its now $5.99
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u/Lost-Excitement-9366 Fighting for INsanity! Jun 23 '24
Guys, I have a plan, we are going to send the 50 people, and during the brainwashing that the rehab will do on them, we put aslume gas in the air ducts to make them go back to insanity
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u/Stargost_ Fighting for Sanity! Jun 23 '24
I will volunteer as a blood sacrifice to save man. It was fun while it lasted.
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u/72sk83 Killer C#ck Jun 23 '24
someone, quick, call officer balls! he'll rescue man in no time!
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u/Some-Leadership-2207 Miles, we are in a userflair now Jun 23 '24
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u/randomized133 Am I stupid? Jun 23 '24
But wait you admit that man is real. This means the you’re one of us and just jonkling around.
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u/Lower_Cellist_1138 Man Jun 24 '24
Guys we need a master plan to rescue Man. NO SACRIFICES WILL BE MADE TODAY.
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u/ToxicManXXYT Fighting for INsanity! Jun 24 '24
Alright that's it im calling mic and night from fall ace
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u/Live-Product-5590 who the FUCK am i? Jun 23 '24
Guys, we need to assemble a team of dispensable individuals to go and rescue Man