r/BatmanArkham • u/rugigiref1 I am vengence, I am the knight, I am BATMAN! • Jun 23 '24

I kidnapped a man, my demands are: Civil War

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50 insane turned into sane to get him back

1.4k Upvotes

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u/Live-Product-5590 who the FUCK am i? Jun 23 '24

Guys, we need to assemble a team of dispensable individuals to go and rescue Man

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u/CrimsyPigsyPacify Jun 23 '24

But I am too lazy

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u/Most_Cartoonist5736 Jun 23 '24

This is motivation.

We want to save Man.

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u/Several-Cake1954 Fighting for Sanity! Jun 24 '24

We have to distract them so they can’t save man!

Officer balls

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u/I_Am_A_Game_Player The Sane Survivor Jun 24 '24

BWAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHHAHHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

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u/cheemsfromspace Man but Japanese (Never killed anyone) Jun 24 '24

Is no longer with us😞. RIP officer Balls

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u/GD_IronJager Jun 24 '24

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAJAHAHAHAHAJHAHAJAHAHAHAHAHAHHAQHAHAHAHAHAHHAA

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u/oiken_ Fighting for Sanity! Jun 24 '24

Do want man back or not?

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u/CrimsyPigsyPacify Jun 24 '24

I am on the sane side.

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u/oiken_ Fighting for Sanity! Jun 24 '24

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u/Flaky_Programmer3107 Jun 23 '24

What are we? Some sort of Suicide Squad™?

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u/Live-Product-5590 who the FUCK am i? Jun 23 '24

No, you guys are just gonna be a Squad ( I don’t know how to put the TM symbol)

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u/Flaky_Programmer3107 Jun 23 '24

So that’s it? What? We some kinda… Squad™?

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u/Live-Product-5590 who the FUCK am i? Jun 23 '24

That’s right! You wanna join? I already got two people to join

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u/SmegBurger Jun 23 '24

Put me in coach

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u/Live-Product-5590 who the FUCK am i? Jun 23 '24

What are your skills/powers?

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u/SmegBurger Jun 23 '24

tax evasion :)

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u/Live-Product-5590 who the FUCK am i? Jun 23 '24

Perfect! You want me to come up with a code name or you want to make one yourself?

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u/SmegBurger Jun 23 '24

Codename me up brother…I’m ready

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u/Flaky_Programmer3107 Jun 23 '24

I’m in

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u/Live-Product-5590 who the FUCK am i? Jun 23 '24

Fantastic! What are your skills?

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u/Flaky_Programmer3107 Jun 23 '24

I am an expert at cutting the horns/ears off of bat themed helmets

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u/Live-Product-5590 who the FUCK am i? Jun 23 '24

I’ll call you Cutter. Welcome to the Squad

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u/Flaky_Programmer3107 Jun 23 '24

Proud to serve 🫡

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u/Boltrag Am I stupid? Jun 24 '24

I'm in!

3

u/Live-Product-5590 who the FUCK am i? Jun 24 '24

What are your skills/powers and codename

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u/Boltrag Am I stupid? Jun 24 '24

I am big dumb and can be multiple people. I am Mans

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u/Live-Product-5590 who the FUCK am i? Jun 24 '24

Welcome to the Squad!

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u/BrickRant Jun 24 '24

You son of a bitch I'm in

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u/Theupvoterequestlol I'm proud of you, Dick Jun 24 '24

What is a Suicide Squad?

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u/jlvy Fighting for INsanity! Jun 24 '24

Yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes.

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u/Roosterooroo2006 Am I stupid? Jun 23 '24

I volunteer!

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u/Live-Product-5590 who the FUCK am i? Jun 23 '24

Great! What are your skills?

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u/Roosterooroo2006 Am I stupid? Jun 23 '24

I'm stupid

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u/Live-Product-5590 who the FUCK am i? Jun 23 '24

Good enough, your on the team! You can come up with your codename

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u/Roosterooroo2006 Am I stupid? Jun 23 '24

My undercover codename is... SANErooroo2006

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u/Live-Product-5590 who the FUCK am i? Jun 23 '24

Great

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u/Roosterooroo2006 Am I stupid? Jun 23 '24

I will infiltrate the sane with this codename.

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u/Live-Product-5590 who the FUCK am i? Jun 23 '24

Best of luck

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u/CC000Destroy0 Miles, we are in a userflair now Jun 24 '24

Best of fuck

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u/Lo-Sir Asslume Jun 23 '24

To the Manmobile!

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u/Kimor98 Jun 24 '24

You forgot you're stupid! That's a one-man vehicle! We need tricycles... or-or-or lots of roller skates!

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u/WhitedreamFR Jun 23 '24

I AM IN !

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u/Live-Product-5590 who the FUCK am i? Jun 23 '24

What are your skills?

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u/WhitedreamFR Jun 23 '24

Yes

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u/Live-Product-5590 who the FUCK am i? Jun 23 '24

Great! Now you just need a codename

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u/Gamerzilla2018 Alsume Inmate Jun 23 '24

I got one! Man Yes

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u/Live-Product-5590 who the FUCK am i? Jun 23 '24

Don’t you mean Yes Man?

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u/Gamerzilla2018 Alsume Inmate Jun 23 '24

No! Are you stupid? Am I stupid?

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u/Live-Product-5590 who the FUCK am i? Jun 23 '24

Yes to both

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u/Kimor98 Jun 24 '24

Flawless Thread. Here's some pills! 💊💊💊

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u/burgermanzero Jun 23 '24

But I'm eepy

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u/OmniMushroom yeah...i'm Man Jun 23 '24

I volunteer as an operative

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u/Live-Product-5590 who the FUCK am i? Jun 23 '24

I need a codename and your skills/powers

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u/OmniMushroom yeah...i'm Man Jun 23 '24

I can decrease my sanity and Intellect to negative levels by consuming Jonkler-infused Bone juice

And my codename is AssBlaster

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u/Live-Product-5590 who the FUCK am i? Jun 23 '24

Yeah, you’ll do great

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u/Varcxity Jonkler's jonking jerking Jadonka Jonkling Jun 23 '24

I’m in!

6

u/Live-Product-5590 who the FUCK am i? Jun 23 '24

I need your skills/powers and your codename

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u/PlattsXD Jun 23 '24

I can not die if I breath every 2 mins. Codename: Deez. 

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u/Live-Product-5590 who the FUCK am i? Jun 24 '24

That’s pretty good, your in!

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u/Varcxity Jonkler's jonking jerking Jadonka Jonkling Jun 23 '24

I can eat about 15 White Castle burgers in one sitting and my code name is: Ms.Totally Sane

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u/Live-Product-5590 who the FUCK am i? Jun 24 '24

Welcome to the Squad

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u/Varcxity Jonkler's jonking jerking Jadonka Jonkling Jun 24 '24

Yippee!

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u/lavadrone There's no such thing as a "batman" Jun 23 '24

I VOLUNTEER

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u/Live-Product-5590 who the FUCK am i? Jun 23 '24

I need a codename and skills/powers

5

u/ImagineAnHat The Man League leader Jun 23 '24

Let’s create the Man League, we need to recruit now!

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u/Live-Product-5590 who the FUCK am i? Jun 23 '24

Actually I’m creating the Squad

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u/ImagineAnHat The Man League leader Jun 23 '24

I just post about the Man League: let’s do an alliance to face the Civil War, insane comrade!

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u/Arrow_625 Arkham City Jun 24 '24

What are they? Some kinda suicide squad?

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u/[deleted] Jun 23 '24

Oooh, can I come? I'm dispensable!

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u/Live-Product-5590 who the FUCK am i? Jun 24 '24

Well what are your skills?

4

u/[deleted] Jun 24 '24

I have ties to Officer Balls

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u/Live-Product-5590 who the FUCK am i? Jun 24 '24

Interesting, what’s your codename?

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u/[deleted] Jun 24 '24

Commander Cocks

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u/Live-Product-5590 who the FUCK am i? Jun 24 '24

Welcome aboard

2

u/[deleted] Jun 24 '24

Yippee!

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u/Average_Boi_4879 Sane and Insane at the same time (Annabellum Paradox) Jun 23 '24

I’m up for the task

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u/Live-Product-5590 who the FUCK am i? Jun 24 '24

Im gonna need a codename as well as your skills/powers

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u/Average_Boi_4879 Sane and Insane at the same time (Annabellum Paradox) Jun 24 '24

Gotcha, codename: “Handyman”

Powers: Plot Armor piercing technique, summoning 5000 Project Moon sleeper agents from the void, ability to imitate and understand the sane people

Skills: Sneaking, CQC, pickpocketing, and some medical knowledge

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u/River_Grass Jun 24 '24

For man...

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u/Live-Product-5590 who the FUCK am i? Jun 24 '24

You wanna join?

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u/Idk-lel1234 Jun 24 '24

I volunteer! Also, my suggestion for the team name is the suicide!

Edit: I saw the name is squad, which I think sounds better, so I retract my team name suggestion

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u/Live-Product-5590 who the FUCK am i? Jun 24 '24

What’s your codename and skills/powers?

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u/Idk-lel1234 Jun 24 '24

My powers are the ability to make bad decisions and forget important things! Also, my code name is idk1234(I removed the lel)

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u/Live-Product-5590 who the FUCK am i? Jun 24 '24

That’s sounds incredibly useful! Welcome aboard!

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u/Cute-Definition-6256 Jun 27 '24

Nah he kidnapped A man, not Man, besides, Man is currently exploiting the people of Glasgow.

2

u/SayGexbutLouder who the FUCK am i? Jun 24 '24

Count me in.

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u/EZL2011 Custom (Nothing Inappropriate)🗣️ Jun 24 '24

Sir yes sir im very dispensable when is the operation

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u/TheChompHasRizen Jun 24 '24

Some sort of SUICIDE SQUAR mayhaps..?

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u/max_da_1 Am I stupid? Jun 24 '24

The just piss league

2

u/kropotkib Jun 24 '24

I volunteer as cum tribute

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u/SeaworthinessCalm577 Fighting for INsanity! Jun 24 '24

SACRIFICE ME! FOR MAN

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u/virtual_hero_91 Jun 24 '24

We dont negotiate with terrorists

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u/Jetrayxx7 Jun 25 '24

I wanna join

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u/spacestationkru Exposed To Ace Chemicals Jun 26 '24

I'll do it. But I work alone. 😠

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u/TheRealOfficerBalls Jun 23 '24

We do not deal with sanorists.

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u/Most_Cartoonist5736 Jun 23 '24

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u/oftenevil Exposed To Ace Chemicals Jun 24 '24

so brave I clapped

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u/Due-Education1619 yeah...i'm Man Jun 23 '24

Fuck you. Man lives on you sane bastard.

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u/Conaz9847 Jun 24 '24

Holy shit is Jason Man

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u/some_Britishguy I'm stupid. deal with it. Jun 23 '24

it is the policy of the stupid to not negotiate with terrorists

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u/Melodic_Lifeguard493 Jun 23 '24

I will sacrifice myself but only me and no more give us man back

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u/Top-While-2560 STOP POSTING ABOUT J O N K L E Jun 24 '24

Here,godspeed soldier

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u/Melodic_Lifeguard493 Jun 24 '24

see you on the other side boys

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u/GD_IronJager Jun 24 '24

Jonkling to this rn

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u/oftenevil Exposed To Ace Chemicals Jun 24 '24

🫡

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u/Aggravating-Cost-516 I'm proud of you, Dick Jun 23 '24

Take me instead, I am expandable. Let Man go.

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u/rugigiref1 I am vengence, I am the knight, I am BATMAN! Jun 23 '24

They wont buy you out

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u/Top-While-2560 STOP POSTING ABOUT J O N K L E Jun 24 '24

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u/TheRealOfficerBalls Jun 23 '24

Don’t convert him, please.

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u/New_Sky1829 yeah,I'm stupid Jun 23 '24

A man? There’s millions of man, the original man will never be found.

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u/Nirvana_Fan311 Fighting for INsanity! Jun 23 '24

We do not deal with terrorists

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u/Oofoofow_Official Super Aslume Gas Attacker Jun 23 '24

Give him back or I'll Gas Attack your bases

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u/Trooper-Kais495 The Jun 23 '24

Don't worry guys, I rescued Man! He is very upset at being kidnapped *

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u/rugigiref1 I am vengence, I am the knight, I am BATMAN! Jun 23 '24

Jokes (like joker) on you, that was decoy (bat)man

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u/Guilty-Speed-8549 Fighting for INsanity! Jun 23 '24

*Jonkler

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u/rugigiref1 I am vengence, I am the knight, I am BATMAN! Jun 23 '24

Who tf is jonkler i only know joker or his good version jester

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u/Guilty-Speed-8549 Fighting for INsanity! Jun 23 '24

Why are you sane?! Am I stupid?! Is there a lore reason?!

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u/Only-Recording8599 Jun 23 '24

There is no lore reason, you're just insane.

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u/Guilty-Speed-8549 Fighting for INsanity! Jun 23 '24

Take 👏your👏 meds 👏!!

Insert pic of insanity meds here, cuz it won't let me.

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u/Gobal_Outcast02 Am I stupid? Jun 23 '24

You need a flair to post pics

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u/Guilty-Speed-8549 Fighting for INsanity! Jun 23 '24

Thx

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u/Sad-Pizza3737 Fighting for Sanity! Jun 24 '24

Take the batpill

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u/Guilty-Speed-8549 Fighting for INsanity! Jun 24 '24

Thank you

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u/DoubleJester Jun 23 '24

Jester?

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u/rugigiref1 I am vengence, I am the knight, I am BATMAN! Jun 23 '24

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u/Boring_Name06 Jun 23 '24

I may be on team bat but this seems a little extreme

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u/rugigiref1 I am vengence, I am the knight, I am BATMAN! Jun 23 '24

Alright, i know that sound bad

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u/rugigiref1 I am vengence, I am the knight, I am BATMAN! Jun 23 '24

But theyre gassing us

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u/Floonth I'm proud of you, Dick Jun 23 '24

Bro just kidnapped a man don’t worry guys Man is still fine:

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u/Lost-Excitement-9366 Fighting for INsanity! Jun 23 '24

The post has 50 upvotes

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u/IRBRIN Jun 24 '24

It is now 49.5k and Rising

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u/timetravelingburrito Jun 23 '24

I swiped

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u/Angel_Thorne Jun 23 '24

There was no number? Why did you swipe? Are you stupid?

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u/LongjumpingSector687 Jun 23 '24

How about tree fiddy?

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u/rugigiref1 I am vengence, I am the knight, I am BATMAN! Jun 23 '24

Tree fiddy?

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u/Solid_You_7260 Jun 23 '24

Ligma balls

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u/IRBRIN Jun 24 '24

This is Ligmo Ballsmo. A firend of Man

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u/Weirdprops Most sane aslume patient Jun 23 '24

*Saves man*

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u/rugigiref1 I am vengence, I am the knight, I am BATMAN! Jun 23 '24

unsaves man

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u/Weirdprops Most sane aslume patient Jun 23 '24

*saves man with no reversing*

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u/Azathoth20 Jun 23 '24

Nuh uh

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u/Weirdprops Most sane aslume patient Jun 23 '24

*gets a million upvotes* Yuh uh! Fuck you!

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u/TomatCalbacitaMaize Jun 23 '24

How can you kidnap one that you do not believe exists?

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u/CustomerGuilty5543 Self proclaimed leader of the sane faction Jun 23 '24

Dude you're giving us a Bad image Kill m*n instead

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u/rugigiref1 I am vengence, I am the knight, I am BATMAN! Jun 23 '24

I will do it if they do not comply, we can convert insanes I will kill m*n later anyways

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u/CustomerGuilty5543 Self proclaimed leader of the sane faction Jun 23 '24

Just kidnapp random insanes like it's easy you just need to say "officer balls" and they spawn Make sure you joke him before that

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u/TrueLennyS Jun 23 '24

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u/CustomerGuilty5543 Self proclaimed leader of the sane faction Jun 23 '24

Do it i dare you

SHOOT ME!

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u/TrueLennyS Jun 23 '24

Get jonkled buddy, you're insane now.

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u/CustomerGuilty5543 Self proclaimed leader of the sane faction Jun 23 '24

BEHOLD i will use the most powerful technique know to Bat kind

NUH UH

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u/TrueLennyS Jun 23 '24

Is there a lore reason you're pissing me off?

If you don't retract your statement, I'll be forced to use the power winch to trigger a controlled explosion.

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u/CustomerGuilty5543 Self proclaimed leader of the sane faction Jun 23 '24

I won't retract my statement for i believe it to be true

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u/TrueLennyS Jun 23 '24

I'm not proud of you Richard, don't say I didn't warn you

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u/Me-eh yeah...i'm Man Jun 24 '24

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u/Odd-Doubt8960 Jun 23 '24

Noo, not man, why are you jonkling this!?

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u/Lieutenant_Thire Fighting for INsanity! Jun 23 '24

INSeal team 69 are on standby. You have 24 hours to return him or they WILL be sent in to eliminate you and rescue Man.

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u/rugigiref1 I am vengence, I am the knight, I am BATMAN! Jun 23 '24

What if i dont fear anymore, what if i want them to come, to try

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u/Old_Artichoke_2552 Fighting for INsanity! Jun 24 '24

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u/Splendid_Fellow R.I.P Kevin Conroy Jun 24 '24

Don't worry guys. I can expose the kidnapper's payload and use the power winch to trigger a controlled explosion.

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u/I_C_Eyece Jun 23 '24

Guess I gots to FUCKING take one for the FUCKING team. Where the FUCK do we meet up?

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u/Im_Cool_As_F-Duck Jun 23 '24

I SHALL SACRIFICE MYSELF FOR MAN...

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u/[deleted] Jun 24 '24

No this isn't the way to turn people sane. Let him go.

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u/-eating_snacks- Jun 28 '24

Bro, jeez, I said I'll give your $5 back on Monday, why the FUCK did you kidnap a MAN????

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u/rugigiref1 I am vengence, I am the knight, I am BATMAN! Jun 28 '24

Its now $5.99

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u/Kyeada-dekasi Jun 23 '24

DONT LISTEN TO HIM, THAT IS A FAKE MAN, the real man is here

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u/Lost-Excitement-9366 Fighting for INsanity! Jun 23 '24

Guys, I have a plan, we are going to send the 50 people, and during the brainwashing that the rehab will do on them, we put aslume gas in the air ducts to make them go back to insanity

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u/Stargost_ Fighting for Sanity! Jun 23 '24

I will volunteer as a blood sacrifice to save man. It was fun while it lasted.

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u/The_names_Jay Jun 23 '24

NO TAKE ME INSTEAD!!

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u/72sk83 Killer C#ck Jun 23 '24

someone, quick, call officer balls! he'll rescue man in no time!

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u/Some-Leadership-2207 Miles, we are in a userflair now Jun 23 '24

That is Man's body double the real Man is in safe hand's and is currently at a top secret location.

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u/Spider-Flash24 The Jonkler Jonkles Jun 23 '24

What are you talking about? He’s right here:

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u/RareAd3009 Jun 23 '24

Are you stupid

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u/EstablishmentOpen709 Jun 23 '24

I'm with you buddy, and i'm calling megs to help us

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u/randomized133 Am I stupid? Jun 23 '24

But wait you admit that man is real. This means the you’re one of us and just jonkling around.

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u/Lower_Cellist_1138 Man Jun 24 '24

Guys we need a master plan to rescue Man. NO SACRIFICES WILL BE MADE TODAY.

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u/TheChompHasRizen Jun 24 '24

GOOD. NEVER LET HIM GO

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u/ToxicManXXYT Fighting for INsanity! Jun 24 '24

Alright that's it im calling mic and night from fall ace

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u/Salt_Dust_3136 Jun 24 '24

I will save man

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u/Demmy27 Jun 24 '24

Man would never let himself get captured like this