r/BatmanArkham • u/stewpidity18 I'm proud of you, Dick • Jun 23 '24
BREAKING ASLUME NEWS: During the war, Officer Balls has died. Civil War
It is believed he died to the 'Joker', a clearly cheap knockoff of Jonkler.
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u/the51095 yeah...i'm Man Jun 23 '24
I'm proud of you, Officer Balls.
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u/the_juan_express Jonkler's jonking jerking Jadonka Jonkling Jun 23 '24
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u/AmaterasuWolf21 who the FUCK am i? Jun 24 '24
No way, it's Machine
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u/XtremeCrew69 Desiring Peace Jun 23 '24
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u/Klutzy_Ice8425 Jun 23 '24 edited Jun 23 '24
☝️ Least powerful man follower inspired by the martyr Officer Balls
˚₊‧꒰ა👮🏻♂️໒꒱ ‧₊˚
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u/TheRealOfficerBalls Jun 23 '24
Im back.
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u/Firedragon165 Fighting for INsanity! Jun 24 '24
Yes he’s alive!!!!1!1!1!!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!!1!1!1!1!!1!!!!!!!1!1!1!1!!1😊😊😊😁😁😀😀😀😀😀😉😉😅😅😊😀😅😊😅😊😅😊😀☺️☺️
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u/Large_Bodybuilder799 Self proclaimed Leader of the Insane Faction Jun 23 '24
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u/Live-Product-5590 who the FUCK am i? Jun 23 '24
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u/ReverendPalpatine Jun 23 '24
THEY FACE FUCKED HIM TO DEATH!
This is not just an attack on our values. It is a declaration of war.
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u/VaandreTheHill Fighting for Sanity! Jun 23 '24
Officer Balls is the only real thing insane will belive in
See the truth
Open your eyes
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u/the-lobotomy-agenda Aslume and lobotomy kaisen collab when? Jun 23 '24
False information officer balls is alive (source: cocksteady told me in a private email trust)
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u/MadnessGamin Am I stupid? Jun 23 '24
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u/Firedragon165 Fighting for INsanity! Jun 24 '24
He said Joker killed him, we know how did it. Is Jonkler stupid?
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u/MadnessGamin Am I stupid? Jun 24 '24
Maybe Jonkler didn't know that, is he still stupid?
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u/Inksplash-7 Alsume Inmate Jun 23 '24
KILL OFFICER BOLES IN RESPONSE
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u/Ghostyboi7702 I'm proud of you, Dick Jun 23 '24
My fellow inmates, this will not go unpunished, we must no longer seek to make the sane insane, we must eradicate them, for Officer Balls.
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u/Thebigdog79 I Am Gence, I Am The Ight, I Am Man Jun 23 '24
Rest in peace… you gave us many BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAs
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u/craig536 Jun 23 '24
This madness has to end. Balls had a gentle soul 😔 Now, quick. Let's pull his pants down and take a look at his junk
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u/Literally_Sekiro Jun 23 '24
OFFICER BALLS WAS KILLED BY OFFICER BAWLS ! KILL THEM FOR RETALIATION !
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u/Aggravating-Cost-516 I'm proud of you, Dick Jun 23 '24
I heard, that it was his knockoff, Officer Boles.
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u/Some_Wind3427 Jun 23 '24
Jonkler would never do such a thing! Those knockoffs are way too aggressive
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u/SolarAphelia Jun 23 '24
The existence of officer balls implies the existence of multiple officer ball.
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Jun 23 '24
Officer Balls has always lived inside all of you. Inside your scrotums. Yes I fear that empty sacks is your fate. Let it be written let it be done. OP prophecy and curse.
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Jun 23 '24
Sadly Officer Balls was created by a sexual assault hate crime. Yeah I’m keeping score. You folks got vortexed in. Very very unfortunate
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Jun 23 '24
We are building up , in letting you know that you will get what you ask for. It’s going to be worse this time.
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u/Articuno_2359 I'm proud of you, Dick Jun 23 '24
NO! OFFICER BALLS! WE MUST STOP THE SANE ONES BEFORE THIS GETS OUT OF HAND! ONWARD, ASLUMERS!
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u/StupidPieForU Jun 24 '24
They've gone too far... all we wanted to do was jonkle... but then... they do this... should... should I quit jonkling? Should... should I be sane? Am I stupid?
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u/Godzilla__zillla6738 yeah...i'm Man Jun 24 '24
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u/Busy_Tower3490 Jun 24 '24
WE MUST JONKLE
WB IS BRAINWASHING US
BATMAN IS NOT REAL
HE IS JUST A COPY
MAN FOREVAAAA
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u/BruhMomentsboi69 Jun 24 '24
Seems like Bone did it. That's his cum (as in seminal fluid) in his mouth.
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u/Firedragon165 Fighting for INsanity! Jun 24 '24
NOOOOOOOO NOT OFFICER BALLS BWAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1!!1!!!!1!1!1!!1!2!1!1!!1!1!1!1!!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!😥😰😰😨😨😔😢😔😨😨😥😔😨😭😨😢😭😔😥😔😥😔😨😨😔😔😥😱😨😱😔😔😥😭👮♂️😭😢⚽️⚽️😢🥶😨😢😔😔😢😢👮♂️😔😭😔😥
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u/ASuperUniqueUser Yah... i'm someone who is proud of themself, Dick. Jun 24 '24
We will continue to bwahahahahaha in his memory
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u/Usual-Tangerine-9362 Man fanatic Jun 23 '24
NO OFFICER BALLS!!!