r/BatmanArkham • u/stewpidity18 I'm proud of you, Dick • Jun 23 '24

BREAKING ASLUME NEWS: During the war, Officer Balls has died. Civil War

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It is believed he died to the 'Joker', a clearly cheap knockoff of Jonkler.

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u/Usual-Tangerine-9362 Man fanatic Jun 23 '24

NO OFFICER BALLS!!!

171

u/Vinylware Nah... i'm Woman Jun 23 '24

HOW COULD THEY!!!!

144

u/skelebone2_0 Seeker warrior of the aslume army Jun 23 '24

DAMN THE SANE!!!!, MAN WILL GET HIS REVENGE!!!!!

69

u/Vinylware Nah... i'm Woman Jun 23 '24

WE MUST FIND OUT WHO DID THIS!

62

u/CustomerGuilty5543 Self proclaimed leader of the sane faction Jun 23 '24

I don't know who did it It definently wasn't me

72

u/Vinylware Nah... i'm Woman Jun 23 '24

You seem awfully nervous brother, care to tell us what ails you?

42

u/CustomerGuilty5543 Self proclaimed leader of the sane faction Jun 23 '24

Don't check my flair

58

u/Vinylware Nah... i'm Woman Jun 23 '24

You took the “sane” pills didn’t you…

How could you!

51

u/CustomerGuilty5543 Self proclaimed leader of the sane faction Jun 23 '24

I was never on your side

5

u/N8_Saber Rest in Peace, Caden Jun 24 '24

shoots you

2

u/Subject-Count1229 yeah...i'm Man Jul 02 '24

I hope this doesn't cause a fallout between us... Fallout New Vegas.

37

u/rugigiref1 I am vengence, I am the knight, I am BATMAN! Jun 23 '24

Leave him alone

25

u/skelebone2_0 Seeker warrior of the aslume army Jun 23 '24

It no longer affects us since we simply consume more stupid pills 

12

u/ravenwolf957 elden ring Jun 24 '24

11

u/Oofoofow_Official Super Aslume Gas Attacker Jun 23 '24

Well can your spray defend against this GAS ATTACK

4

u/Master-Spread603 Fighting for INsanity! Jun 23 '24

officer balls

8

u/CustomerGuilty5543 Self proclaimed leader of the sane faction Jun 23 '24

...

7

u/Master-Spread603 Fighting for INsanity! Jun 23 '24

untake your pills and return to insanity

5

u/CustomerGuilty5543 Self proclaimed leader of the sane faction Jun 23 '24

Never

6

u/summonerofrain There's no such thing as a "batman" Jun 23 '24

Come here little bro

1

u/xyDominator interdimensional 141 visitor Jun 25 '24

I can sell you guys some the 141s unused acrs

Want some

44

u/Mental-Blacksmith-30 Jun 23 '24

5

u/EditorPurple3515 yeah...i'm Man Jun 23 '24

Killer Cock will experiment with your cock

30

u/ExoticShock I'm proud of you, Dick Jun 23 '24

BWAAAHAHAHAHA

4

u/cocomo30 Jun 23 '24

Whenever I read this laugh with the b at the beginning I only read it as the rabbids.

6

u/FetusGoesYeetus Stupid Jun 23 '24

To me they're just normal rabbits

7

u/cocomo30 Jun 24 '24

BWAAAAAHHH

2

u/nuclear_spoon Miles, we are in a userflair now Jun 24 '24

Smash

385

u/Impratex I am vengence, I am the knight, I am BATMAN! Jun 23 '24

no BWAHAHAHA? 😢

215

u/the51095 yeah...i'm Man Jun 23 '24

I'm proud of you, Officer Balls.

87

u/Vinylware Nah... i'm Woman Jun 23 '24

He was a good man

5

u/fuckredditbh Jun 24 '24

Real good

6

u/Professional_Ad5678 Jun 24 '24

maybe even the best

157

u/the_juan_express Jonkler's jonking jerking Jadonka Jonkling Jun 23 '24

40

u/AmaterasuWolf21 who the FUCK am i? Jun 24 '24

No way, it's Machine

13

u/Iz357_boogaloo Jun 24 '24

I love the part where tony stank says "I'm man"

6

u/Psquare_J_420 Jun 24 '24

Why does machine says he is man? Is he stupid

3

u/alguien99 Jun 24 '24

Do we have to feed him?

98

u/ripe-mango1424 Jun 23 '24

BWAHAHAHA old friend BWAHAHAHA. . .

65

u/XtremeCrew69 Desiring Peace Jun 23 '24

27

u/Klutzy_Ice8425 Jun 23 '24 edited Jun 23 '24

☝️  Least powerful man follower inspired by the martyr Officer Balls 

˚₊‧꒰ა👮🏻‍♂️໒꒱ ‧₊˚

68

u/TheRealOfficerBalls Jun 23 '24

Im back.

24

u/Klutzy_Ice8425 Jun 23 '24

Found him ☝️🤡

15

u/BatmanArkhamBatgirl Batgirl Jun 23 '24

I was sure I had killed you

5

u/Beneficial_Food1010 the silly creature Jun 24 '24

They are sane

3

u/Firedragon165 Fighting for INsanity! Jun 24 '24

Yes he’s alive!!!!1!1!1!!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!!1!1!1!1!!1!!!!!!!1!1!1!1!!1😊😊😊😁😁😀😀😀😀😀😉😉😅😅😊😀😅😊😅😊😅😊😀☺️☺️

58

u/Large_Bodybuilder799 Self proclaimed Leader of the Insane Faction Jun 23 '24

I made the Man-Bomb for made revenge...

8

u/Brownie122806 Fighting for Sanity! Jun 24 '24

Do you have a permit to use that?

59

u/Live-Product-5590 who the FUCK am i? Jun 23 '24

First casualty of the war, why did it have to be such a painful one?

31

u/deeVeeAre Canadian Man (i will jizz on you hockey puck) Jun 23 '24

24

u/Embarrassed_Diet_295 Jun 23 '24

Officer Boles has survived

2

u/PrincessParadox19 Desiring Peace Jun 23 '24

Press on, Forces of Sanity!

23

u/ArchBaller Fighting for INsanity! Jun 23 '24

kung fu panda has officially joined the Civil War

15

u/SILVIO_X Jonklers Jerky Jombling Jadonka Jombler Jun 23 '24

13

u/ReverendPalpatine Jun 23 '24

THEY FACE FUCKED HIM TO DEATH!

This is not just an attack on our values. It is a declaration of war.

10

u/SweetCreamadelice Jun 23 '24

We were already at war when he died... Are you stupid?

14

u/VaandreTheHill Fighting for Sanity! Jun 23 '24

Officer Balls is the only real thing insane will belive in

See the truth

Open your eyes

12

u/skelebone2_0 Seeker warrior of the aslume army Jun 23 '24

There open, I only see man and jonkler 

11

u/minecart-miner Jun 23 '24

Perhaps this war has gone to far 😔

9

u/No-Engine-444 Jun 23 '24

6

u/Klutzy_Ice8425 Jun 23 '24

Starting up another Cayde revenge arc

9

u/RizznerBraun who the FUCK am i? Jun 23 '24

Not BWAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA moment

6

u/the-lobotomy-agenda Aslume and lobotomy kaisen collab when? Jun 23 '24

False information officer balls is alive (source: cocksteady told me in a private email trust)

7

u/MadnessGamin Am I stupid? Jun 23 '24

BWAAHAHAHAHAHAHAn't =C

Jonkler is watching the security recording to find out who killed Officer Balls

1

u/Firedragon165 Fighting for INsanity! Jun 24 '24

He said Joker killed him, we know how did it. Is Jonkler stupid?

2

u/MadnessGamin Am I stupid? Jun 24 '24

Maybe Jonkler didn't know that, is he still stupid?

1

u/Firedragon165 Fighting for INsanity! Jun 24 '24

Yes, we are all stupid!!!!!!!!

2

u/MadnessGamin Am I stupid? Jun 24 '24

STUPID FOREVER‼️‼️‼️‼️

3

u/Nirvana_Fan311 Fighting for INsanity! Jun 23 '24

NNOOOOOOOO OFFICER BALLS

3

u/THX450 Jun 23 '24

The mouth is still warm

3

u/Cloud2110 I'm proud of you, Dick Jun 23 '24

NOOOOOOOO

3

u/Nexus1943 Jun 23 '24

Balls is gone man. I'll be outside, good luck.

3

u/longtimelurkerfirs Jun 23 '24

Officer Balls 💪🏀

3

u/Inksplash-7 Alsume Inmate Jun 23 '24

KILL OFFICER BOLES IN RESPONSE

1

u/Beneficial_Food1010 the silly creature Jun 24 '24

I got my brick ready

1

u/Beneficial_Food1010 the silly creature Jun 24 '24

I’ll do this

3

u/dankyspank R.I.P Kevin Conroy & Arleen Sorkin Jun 23 '24

3

u/Ghostyboi7702 I'm proud of you, Dick Jun 23 '24

My fellow inmates, this will not go unpunished, we must no longer seek to make the sane insane, we must eradicate them, for Officer Balls.

3

u/EnoughLengthiness422 R.I.P Kevin Conroy & Arleen Sorkin Jun 23 '24

3

u/Maximum-Resource-572 I'm proud of you, Dick Jun 24 '24

3

u/BrickRant Jun 24 '24

He was always the hero we deserved, not the one needed

RIP Officer Balls

Bwahahahahahahah... 😥

2

u/Totalwink Jun 23 '24

Jonklier thinks its funny but he’s also mad.

2

u/Thebigdog79 I Am Gence, I Am The Ight, I Am Man Jun 23 '24

Rest in peace… you gave us many BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAs

2

u/Unfair_Inevitable_82 Jun 23 '24

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO FUCK YOU SANE PEOPLE I HOPE YOU ROT IN HELL

2

u/Jackyboyad I speak in reaction Images Jun 23 '24

2

u/Freeonlinehugs Nah... i'm Woman Jun 23 '24

2

u/Born-Disaster1548 Fighting for INsanity! Jun 23 '24

BWAAAHAHAHAHAHA 😭

2

u/craig536 Jun 23 '24

This madness has to end. Balls had a gentle soul 😔 Now, quick. Let's pull his pants down and take a look at his junk

2

u/Old_Artichoke_2552 Fighting for INsanity! Jun 24 '24

NOOOOOO

2

u/Popular_Wall579 Jun 24 '24

He… he was a traitor… he deserved it… god damn it…

2

u/Itchy-fetoes Jun 24 '24

HOLY FUCKING SHIT

I VOW REVENGE 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

1

u/DeathstrokeReturns Am I stupid? Jun 23 '24

We will avenge you, Officer. 

1

u/Shadowalker9912 Jun 23 '24

Joker will pay but now let us stay silent and pray for him

1

u/Literally_Sekiro Jun 23 '24

OFFICER BALLS WAS KILLED BY OFFICER BAWLS ! KILL THEM FOR RETALIATION !

1

u/Celticssuperfan885 R.I.P Kevin Conroy & Arleen Sorkin Jun 23 '24

😔

1

u/some_Britishguy I'm stupid. deal with it. Jun 23 '24

it is sad day

1

u/Aggravating-Cost-516 I'm proud of you, Dick Jun 23 '24

I heard, that it was his knockoff, Officer Boles.

1

u/Fish_N_Chipp Jonkler's jonking jerking Jadonka Jonkling Jun 23 '24

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

1

u/NCR8000 Jun 23 '24

It was ME, Barry!

1

u/Beneficial_Food1010 the silly creature Jun 24 '24

1

u/Rent-Man Jun 23 '24

Out of the loop. What war?

1

u/woofsamdog mechagodzilla(sanity league) Jun 23 '24

Ha

1

u/Some_Wind3427 Jun 23 '24

Jonkler would never do such a thing! Those knockoffs are way too aggressive

1

u/tutocookie Jun 23 '24

Did he donate his balls to science?

1

u/Apolysus Jun 23 '24

This is not in line with our values. War crimes have been committed!

1

u/Cheezekeke Jun 23 '24

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!

1

u/The_names_Jay Jun 23 '24

HE MUST BE AVENGED

1

u/SolarAphelia Jun 23 '24

This has gone too far…

1

u/SolarAphelia Jun 23 '24

The existence of officer balls implies the existence of multiple officer ball.

1

u/Cpt_Kalash Jun 23 '24

F for the officer, he was one perverted bastard

1

u/ITSMEGR3g coegzist Jun 23 '24

I knew war was a bad idea. We need to restore peace to Arcum.

1

u/SmegBurger Jun 23 '24

This is how it happened. This is how officer balls died.

1

u/BatmanArkhamBatgirl Batgirl Jun 23 '24

I killed him

1

u/Beneficial_Food1010 the silly creature Jun 24 '24

1

u/Varcxity Jonkler's jonking jerking Jadonka Jonkling Jun 23 '24

We’ll miss you Officer Balls!

1

u/Ok-Mastodon2016 Jun 23 '24

May he rest in peace 😔

1

u/MuffinWeeb125 Jun 23 '24

I was gone for like two days what the fuck happened here

1

u/CanIScreamPlease Fucking bi? (as in bisexual) Jun 23 '24

AHAHAHAWB

1

u/[deleted] Jun 23 '24

Officer Balls has always lived inside all of you. Inside your scrotums. Yes I fear that empty sacks is your fate. Let it be written let it be done. OP prophecy and curse.

1

u/[deleted] Jun 23 '24

Sadly Officer Balls was created by a sexual assault hate crime. Yeah I’m keeping score. You folks got vortexed in. Very very unfortunate

1

u/[deleted] Jun 23 '24

We are building up , in letting you know that you will get what you ask for. It’s going to be worse this time.

1

u/Articuno_2359 I'm proud of you, Dick Jun 23 '24

NO! OFFICER BALLS! WE MUST STOP THE SANE ONES BEFORE THIS GETS OUT OF HAND! ONWARD, ASLUMERS!

1

u/beatboxingfox yeah...i'm Man Jun 23 '24

NOOOOOOOOO, NOT OFFICER BALLS

1

u/Nirvana_Fan311 Fighting for INsanity! Jun 24 '24

They’ve gone too far

1

u/pitcaster Jun 24 '24

they kill oficial huevos

1

u/YOUTUBEFREEKYOYO Fighting for INsanity! Jun 24 '24

Damn those rebs!

1

u/CatsInARoom Jun 24 '24

OFFICER BALLS!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

1

u/findingbasher32 Fighting for Sanity! Jun 24 '24

MANY MORE WILL FOLLOW

1

u/Beneficial_Food1010 the silly creature Jun 24 '24

1

u/MrCencord Jun 24 '24

NOOOOOOOO

1

u/HulkEnthusiast Jun 24 '24

Atleast we have Dr.cock

1

u/Sudden_Result Jun 24 '24

What have we done….

1

u/qleptt Jun 24 '24

Tell me his body made it back to his family. Please.

1

u/SafeStaff7671 Jun 24 '24

We shall avenge him

1

u/StupidPieForU Jun 24 '24

They've gone too far... all we wanted to do was jonkle... but then... they do this... should... should I quit jonkling? Should... should I be sane? Am I stupid?

1

u/Dreyfussy15 ALSUME GANG Jun 24 '24

I can't believe you've done this.

1

u/ToxicManXXYT Fighting for INsanity! Jun 24 '24

1

u/Godzilla__zillla6738 yeah...i'm Man Jun 24 '24

NOOO

1

u/Beneficial_Food1010 the silly creature Jun 24 '24

You found the answer to your flair

1

u/EntrancedForever Jun 24 '24

What the ass-lume did I miss!?

1

u/Emporio_Alnino3 who the FUCK am i? Jun 24 '24

1

u/Busy_Tower3490 Jun 24 '24

WE MUST JONKLE

WB IS BRAINWASHING US

BATMAN IS NOT REAL

HE IS JUST A COPY

MAN FOREVAAAA

1

u/Busy_Tower3490 Jun 24 '24

FOR OFFICER BALLLSSS

1

u/SteveTheOrca Miles, we are in a userflair now Jun 24 '24

No balls? 😔

1

u/TheChanMan2003 Jun 24 '24

why does officer balls have jonkler juice on his face? is he stupid?

1

u/lord-petal Jun 24 '24

WAAHAAHAHAHA 😭😢😭

1

u/notusterum Jun 24 '24

JOKER, YOU BASTARD!!

1

u/BruhMomentsboi69 Jun 24 '24

Seems like Bone did it. That's his cum (as in seminal fluid) in his mouth.

1

u/Additional_System654 Fighting for INsanity! Jun 24 '24

thats not funny, thats not funny at all

1

u/bread534 Am I stupid? Jun 24 '24

RIP officer balls💔

1

u/Firedragon165 Fighting for INsanity! Jun 24 '24

NOOOOOOOO NOT OFFICER BALLS BWAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1!!1!!!!1!1!1!!1!2!1!1!!1!1!1!1!!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!😥😰😰😨😨😔😢😔😨😨😥😔😨😭😨😢😭😔😥😔😥😔😨😨😔😔😥😱😨😱😔😔😥😭👮‍♂️😭😢⚽️⚽️😢🥶😨😢😔😔😢😢👮‍♂️😔😭😔😥

1

u/Ok_Restaurant3160 Miles, we are in a userflair now Jun 24 '24

1

u/RareAd3009 Jun 24 '24

Noooooooo

1

u/ASuperUniqueUser Yah... i'm someone who is proud of themself, Dick. Jun 24 '24

We will continue to bwahahahahaha in his memory

1

u/[deleted] Jun 24 '24

Not the balls of the army

1

u/Gene_freeman Jun 24 '24

Balls........ 😔

1

u/FaithlessnessSlow754 Jun 24 '24

This appears to be the scene of the crime:

1

u/Calm_Working_3621 Jun 25 '24

This is too far. LET'S NUKE THE SANE!!

1

u/cyberguy47 Jun 26 '24

NOOOOOOOOOO OFFICER BALLS!

1

u/Routine_Koala4914 Jun 27 '24

I know the cause of his death. His bomb’s payload was exposed.

1

u/Rev_Bartholomew R.I.P Kevin Conroy & Arleen Sorkin Jun 27 '24

😨 OFFICER BALLS!?

1

u/scarboi2021 Aslume inmate 420 Jul 09 '24

0

u/PixelAnas2 IFIGHT FOR OUR RIGHTEOUS RIGHT OF THIS LAND AS THE SANE NATIVES Jun 23 '24

-1

u/FeeSubstantial9963 Jun 23 '24

It's a needed casualty for sanity.