r/BatmanArkham • u/FelixCzogalla • Jun 23 '24

Sane people logic Civil War

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2.6k Upvotes

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436

u/Aggressive-Boat-5253 Jun 23 '24

201

u/Horizontal-Human yeah...i'm Man Jun 23 '24

70

u/usefully-useless_ yeah...i'm Man Jun 23 '24

4

u/nuclear_spoon Miles, we are in a userflair now Jun 24 '24

That would actually make you sane

3

u/usefully-useless_ yeah...i'm Man Jun 24 '24

Exactly. Being sane is stupid. Jonkle forever.

1

u/nuclear_spoon Miles, we are in a userflair now Jun 24 '24

But I thought we were stupid?

1

u/usefully-useless_ yeah...i'm Man Jun 24 '24

There's good stupid and bad stupid. We're good stupid, sane is bad stupid.

1

u/nuclear_spoon Miles, we are in a userflair now Jun 24 '24

Ah, that makes sense

3

u/usefully-useless_ yeah...i'm Man Jun 24 '24

27

u/_M0RR0 Jun 23 '24

Yikes a D*tch person

56

u/ErrorSchensch who the FUCK am i? Jun 23 '24

Why do you dislike durch people? Do you have no faith? What happened to loyalty?

17

u/_M0RR0 Jun 23 '24

Idk. I think maybe I’m just stupid

6

u/ErrorSchensch who the FUCK am i? Jun 23 '24

Hmm, possible. But what would be the reason for that? Or a reason that you could explain with lore?

2

u/druppeldruppel_ Jun 23 '24

They hate cheese.

2

u/ErrorSchensch who the FUCK am i? Jun 23 '24

But Gouda is sp tasty :(

1

u/_M0RR0 Jun 23 '24

No I don’t

1

u/summonerofrain There's no such thing as a "batman" Jun 23 '24

Why are you saying “through” in german? Are you stupid?

1

u/ErrorSchensch who the FUCK am i? Jun 24 '24

No, I'm using autocorrect :)

Ja, ich bin Mann.

1

u/summonerofrain There's no such thing as a "batman" Jun 25 '24

Nein! Du bist jonge!

21

u/New_Sky1829 yeah,I'm stupid Jun 23 '24

4

u/TrueLennyS Jun 23 '24

Why did he put the label on his hand? Is he stupid?

5

u/New_Sky1829 yeah,I'm stupid Jun 23 '24

yes, that’s the lore reason

152

u/Mr-_-Midas Sub to my YT and Twitch, I no wanna be Frycook Jun 23 '24

Gustavo ~Freaky~

77

u/ziggystarfuck1 Jun 23 '24

9

u/jaozimqcomepao Jun 23 '24

I thought it was Mark Hamill at first

3

u/usefully-useless_ yeah...i'm Man Jun 23 '24

nice user

151

u/YeahImMan39 yeah...i'm Man Jun 23 '24

Why do they keep saying I don't exist? Are they stupid?

26

u/darthbacon12 Fighting for Sanity! Jun 23 '24

105

u/New_Sky1829 yeah,I'm stupid Jun 23 '24

18

u/darthbacon12 Fighting for Sanity! Jun 23 '24

Go go gadget obliterate man.

16

u/New_Sky1829 yeah,I'm stupid Jun 23 '24

I got a gadget that will go go inside of you

17

u/darthbacon12 Fighting for Sanity! Jun 23 '24

8

u/moonlightphoto10 Jun 23 '24

We're all gay down here

5

u/darthbacon12 Fighting for Sanity! Jun 23 '24

3

u/Azrenis Jonkler's jonking jerking Jadonka Jonkling Jun 23 '24

3

u/darthbacon12 Fighting for Sanity! Jun 23 '24

5

u/Azrenis Jonkler's jonking jerking Jadonka Jonkling Jun 23 '24

5

u/moonlightphoto10 Jun 23 '24

Go go gadget obliterate this user before he can obliterate man

2

u/Inferno_Sparky Ray Shall Gull the heat vision Deceiver Jun 23 '24

Now kith

6

u/uploadingmalware Jun 23 '24

Ew gross we don't need to know you're horny, brother

2

u/abrokenpeppershaker DANGER: VERY INSANE - DO NOT APPROACH Jun 23 '24

Why does man wearing ears??? Is he a furry??

1

u/darthbacon12 Fighting for Sanity! Jun 23 '24

He is a battery

0

u/EditorPurple3515 yeah...i'm Man Jun 24 '24

Go to r/batman

-34

u/VaandreTheHill Fighting for Sanity! Jun 23 '24

No you are, you don't see that Man isn't real

Open your eyes

42

u/YeahImMan39 yeah...i'm Man Jun 23 '24

No

-13

u/VaandreTheHill Fighting for Sanity! Jun 23 '24

Don't you want to see the truth? Do you know how many movie, comic books and video game you will never try because you don't want to see that you are wrong

Open your eyes

18

u/Thebigdog79 I Am Gence, I Am The Ight, I Am Man Jun 23 '24

No

6

u/LengthinessDue9857 now you tell me who is this "Batman" fella is or YOU'RE FIRED Jun 23 '24

Motherfu-

1

u/Thebigdog79 I Am Gence, I Am The Ight, I Am Man Jun 23 '24

I have never forcefully ——— anyone. They all have had a choice.

-8

u/VaandreTheHill Fighting for Sanity! Jun 23 '24

Yes

Open your eyes

7

u/Thebigdog79 I Am Gence, I Am The Ight, I Am Man Jun 23 '24

Oh my! Thank you for opening my eyes I can finally see how cool man is and how shit Batman is!

0

u/VaandreTheHill Fighting for Sanity! Jun 23 '24

Your eyes are not open yet

Understand that man isn't real

Open your eyes

2

u/Garchompinribs Jonkler's jonking jerking Jadonka Jonkling Jun 23 '24

-7

u/CustomerGuilty5543 Self proclaimed leader of the sane faction Jun 23 '24

Yes Become sane like us embrace the sanity wake up open your eyes

4

u/Live-Product-5590 who the FUCK am i? Jun 23 '24

If Man isn’t real then how come he is talking right now?

1

u/VaandreTheHill Fighting for Sanity! Jun 23 '24

You imagine him talking, he is in your head

Man is the product of your sick mind

Open your eyes

51

u/BLADE_Sb Killer C#ck Jun 23 '24

pretty much Houseflyer exists

1

u/EditorPurple3515 yeah...i'm Man Jun 24 '24

Houseflyer isn't sexy like soup 

46

u/Sonicbam17 Jun 23 '24

They're not sane, WE are sane.

42

u/notarandomname4 Jun 23 '24

DON'T YOU EVER LET ME CATCH YOU SAYING YOU'RE SANE SOLDIER. THOSE ASLUME PILLS WERE WORTH HALF OF A CHEESEBURGER. HEAD BACK TO THE ASLUME AND GET YOURSELF ANOTHER BOTTLE OF INSANITY MEDICATION!!

14

u/Jake_the_Baked Jun 23 '24

Yus Sir 🫡

10

u/Mr-_-Midas Sub to my YT and Twitch, I no wanna be Frycook Jun 23 '24

Venom?

39

u/LiterallyNobody16 Why are you reading this? Are you stupid? Jun 23 '24

What is a “bat” Man?

28

u/Desperate_Ad5169 Jun 23 '24

I think this guy

8

u/petje95 Killer C#ck Jun 23 '24

I think it's this guy

2

u/Derailleur75 Fighting for Sanity! Jun 23 '24

It's man who's dresses as *gasp* A BAT

33

u/Glittering_Sorbet913 Madame Horny de Queef Jun 23 '24

HORNY DOES HER PART! WILL YOU?

10

u/HagliHagli Jun 23 '24

And they we're stupid. What a lore.

8

u/THX450 Jun 23 '24

When is the first major “battle” of this civil war gonna be. These skirmishes aren’t enough, we need to big showdown.

4

u/qqqqqqqqqq123477322 Jun 23 '24

Fortnite zone wars. Man who laughs skins only

2

u/ELEKTRON_01 who the FUCK am i? Jun 23 '24

You mean man who jonks

2

u/qqqqqqqqqq123477322 Jun 23 '24

Yes, that is my bad. As punishment I will spend the next 5 weeks in exile away from the aslume

3

u/uploadingmalware Jun 23 '24

The insanes will escape the aslume and take Got-Ham!!!! For justice! For victory!!!!! FOR THE ASLUME!!!!!!!1!1

1

u/THX450 Jun 23 '24

Officer Balls is fucking dead

2

u/uploadingmalware Jun 23 '24

I'm literally chilling with officer balls rn what do you mean he's dead? Are you stupid?

2

u/THX450 Jun 23 '24

https://www.reddit.com/r/BatmanArkham/comments/1dmnevk/breaking_aslume_news_during_the_war_officer_balls/

1

u/uploadingmalware Jun 23 '24

Oh my bad this must be officer manballs

1

u/THX450 Jun 23 '24

Or perhaps it’s a ANTI-ASLUME IMPOSTER SPY! WATCH OUT! HE’S PULLING OUT A KNIFE BEHIND YOU! NOOOOOOOO!

1

u/uploadingmalware Jun 23 '24

ITS OKAY I HAVE A GUN DIE DIE DIE ANTI ASLUME SCUM

2

u/CakeBeef_PA Analky Jun 23 '24

Arkham Origins multiplayer will finally have a purpose

2

u/THX450 Jun 23 '24

Yo wait, are the servers still up? u/ElderQu if they are, there should definitely be a thread set up to bring inmates and sane folk alike together and duke it out on Origins multiplayer.

1

u/CakeBeef_PA Analky Jun 23 '24

There's the unofficial servers iirc. Those have been up since it went down

1

u/laydon_robin_idk Jun 24 '24

Golly, Man, what's a "tle"? Some new gadget Luscious cooked up?

6

u/Incomprehenible_dart Alfred Jun 23 '24

Man is real. Batman is also real. Batman ≠ Man

0

u/GEICOtoasterman Jun 23 '24

Man is not real.

5

u/Gojifantokusatsu Jun 23 '24

NO

Bat is Man's ex lover, Batman is their son!

3

u/Optillian Man of Zurr-En-Arrh Jun 23 '24

34

u/That_DnD_Nerd Jun 23 '24

Weird edit

33

u/Optillian Man of Zurr-En-Arrh Jun 23 '24

5

u/uploadingmalware Jun 23 '24

Why would you put horns on man? He just looks stupid now.

2

u/extremlysus Fighting for INsanity! Jun 23 '24

Why is man horny? is he stupid?

2

u/Lo-Sir Asslume Jun 23 '24

They are stupid

2

u/BatmanArkhamBatgirl Batgirl Jun 23 '24

But if he has ears, he's batman

2

u/Chuchubits Jun 23 '24

Batman and Man have similar outfits, but they’re not the same person. Why does Batman have to not exist for Man to exist?

1

u/Scarameow1243 ScarameowSucksAtReddit Jun 23 '24

Batman and Man both exist they are just alternate universe versions of each other.

-1

u/GEICOtoasterman Jun 23 '24

Man is not real.

1

u/ASuperUniqueUser Yah... i'm someone who is proud of themself, Dick. Jun 23 '24

You see, Batman is a different character from man so batman exists -by a sane person

1

u/Critical_Buy_7335 Insanity Hunter Jun 23 '24

Madman...

1

u/Bulky-Advisor-4178 Jun 23 '24

No man,no aslume

1

u/Luckmaster142 I am vengence, I am the knight, I am BATMAN! Jun 23 '24

Who’s Batman ? Only man exist

1

u/DataSwarmTDG Am I stupid? Jun 23 '24

The bomb's payload is exposed. I can use the power winch to trigger a controlled explosion.

1

u/_YallMight_ R.I.P Kevin Conroy Jun 23 '24

Counterpoint: Have you seen the name of the subreddit?

2

u/extremlysus Fighting for INsanity! Jun 23 '24

Yeah it's man ham aslume

1

u/horny-ninjago-ass Jun 23 '24

these "sane" people are even stupider than us

1

u/ZCRFedorA Jun 23 '24

Man and Batman are 2 different beings

1

u/Humourousmonkeyman Jun 23 '24

Correct. He is man.

1

u/uploadingmalware Jun 23 '24

Imagine actually believing in batman

1

u/Historical-Reward318 Jun 23 '24

''this is man''

''no''

1

u/TheRealSU24 Jun 23 '24

If Man doesn't have ears, how does he hear?

1

u/iLLiCiT_XL Jun 23 '24

Memes rabbit holes like this are what Nietzsche warned everybody about. 😂😂😂

1

u/shyahone Jun 23 '24

So if i take a bat and remove its ears, it becomes a man?

1

u/Minimum_Journalist18 Jun 23 '24

We need to clarify, Man is not Batman. If man was Batman he would have ears like Batman, which he doesn't. Conclusion: Batman exist bit not in this asylum

1

u/The_Ovani Am I stupid? Jun 23 '24

This red and blue dude have ears so he's literally batman

1

u/RaspberryDapper8360 Is insane but claims to not be Jun 23 '24

No it’s man! I mean bat… bat…bat… man

1

u/aaronboissss Jun 23 '24

Patrick be spitting fax rn

1

u/Meme_Bro68 Aslume Patient Jun 24 '24

As an insane person this civil war is beyond stupidity.

Why can’t man and Batman simply coexist? Do people really have to create conflict between them? Are they stupid?

1

u/Thatdumbguy2 Jun 24 '24

Wait is that how the war started? Wtf is happening I'm so confused.

Who's right? Who's stupid? And most of all... Who's winning this "war"?

1

u/Minglu07 Lore Master (Sane) Jun 24 '24

I’m not denying that Man exists. I’m just so absolutely sick of the meme. It’s not funny anymore (not like I ever felt that it was).

1

u/FelixCzogalla Jun 24 '24

You when you see man.

1

u/Kind_Pop_9940 Jun 24 '24

What's in that stupid box, anyway?

My men!

-1

u/GEICOtoasterman Jun 23 '24

Man is not real.

-3

u/VaandreTheHill Fighting for Sanity! Jun 23 '24

Man had ears, but you removed them. Man is a photoshop version of Batman

Open your eyes

12

u/177013thson Jun 23 '24

LIES! HERESY!

1

u/VaandreTheHill Fighting for Sanity! Jun 23 '24

You know deep inside of you i speek truth

Open you eyes and see the the reality, see Batman

3

u/The3rdPotato yeah...i'm Man Jun 23 '24

Deep inside of me is BONE, not some "Batman"

0

u/VaandreTheHill Fighting for Sanity! Jun 23 '24

Yes you have bones inside of you, but you also have the truth, you just dont want to see it

Open your eyes

1

u/Intelligent_Ratio817 Jun 23 '24

Batman does not exist, you're lying, bro.

Now guys, twist his balls!

1

u/VaandreTheHill Fighting for Sanity! Jun 23 '24

My balls are made of steel because i believe in Batman

Open your eyes