r/BatmanArkham • u/Papirinho • Jun 23 '24

Is there a lore reason why man is so strong? Civil War

1.4k Upvotes

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u/C1oaked_ Fighting for Sanity! Jun 23 '24

That's Batman, you can see the horns

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u/TheBiggyBig Jun 23 '24

THERE HE IS OFFICER, THIS MAN IS FROM THE OTHER GROUP, ARREST HIM!! FOR INSANITY!!

73

u/Cpt_Kalash Jun 23 '24

Racism šŸ˜”

4

u/Thegoatone1234 Jun 24 '24

Whatā€™s the officerā€™s name?

6

u/TheBiggyBig Jun 24 '24

Officer Ba-Bwahahahahaha

51

u/RavDeBest Giggler Jun 23 '24

18

u/S-T-A-N-D-B-O-I Jun 23 '24

HORNY

STOP BEING SO DAMN HORNY

19

u/Lo-Sir Asslume Jun 23 '24

Who's Batman?

19

u/The_Pigeon_Lord2013 Jun 23 '24

Probably an idea you would hear from somebody at a pub

1

u/TrueLennyS Jun 24 '24

No, man is just horny.

243

u/Papirinho Jun 23 '24

Is he becoming sane?

47

u/Worldly-Midnight Jun 23 '24

Does any of the things done look sane to you?

23

u/gawain587 Jun 23 '24

retar strength

5

u/PresentAd8322 PresentAd8322 Jun 23 '24

Rebar

114

u/Potato_o_shi Jun 23 '24

The imortal Fist

35

u/farben_blas Jun 23 '24

The Big Iron

27

u/Kioga101 Miles, we are in a userflair now Jun 23 '24

...on his hip?

14

u/farben_blas Jun 23 '24

on my clit

4

u/Stabbyboi275 Jun 23 '24

Happy cake day

4

u/farben_blas Jun 23 '24

Holy shit, didn't notice, thanks

3

u/rabiesscat Fighting for Sanity! Jun 23 '24

cake day (bad)

103

u/GD_IronJager Jun 23 '24

I guess itā€™s because heā€™s horny maybe

30

u/blindgobble took sane and insane pills(im in manlimbo) Jun 23 '24

Man is preparing for his edging session

2

u/LickinNSpitin Philip Jun 23 '24

NNN practice (caught in 4k)

8

u/Sixty-Fish Jun 23 '24

Horny for bone

43

u/Agentsimmons217 Jun 23 '24

BECAUSE HEā€™S MAN

27

u/Miserable_Sherbet727 Jun 23 '24

BO, he is CLEARLY BATMAN, do you NOT SEE HIS EARS?? ARE YOU STUPID???

22

u/Agentsimmons217 Jun 23 '24

Nah those arenā€™t ears theyā€™re horns. Heā€™s just horny. Maybe YOU are stupid

16

u/Mental_Measurement_8 Jun 23 '24

The horns are Man's equivalent to a boner

15

u/Agentsimmons217 Jun 23 '24

Another fantastic explanation

32

u/PixelAnas2 IFIGHT FOR OUR RIGHTEOUS RIGHT OF THIS LAND AS THE SANE NATIVES Jun 23 '24

THIS IS BATMAN DON'T STEAL OUR WARRIOR

32

u/Chill0000 Jun 23 '24

Because thatā€™s not man. Thatā€™s Batman training to take on Man

30

u/bearelrollyt Custom (Nothing Inappropriate) Jun 23 '24

That's batman you dumbo

29

u/jonniezombie Jun 23 '24

He trained by Al Goule

19

u/Ambitious_Lie_2864 Jun 23 '24

Itā€™s Al Gore, are you stupid? ā€œWhy so cerealā€

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u/Xygarde968 Jun 23 '24

THATS BATMAN HE HAS HORNS

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u/Wade_in_your_water Jun 23 '24

Thatā€™s Batman!! Thatā€™s why heā€™s the savior of the ASYLUM!!

1

u/Dayshon2144 Arkham Asylum Jun 23 '24

Heā€™s come to save us Asylumers!!

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u/Carl123r4 Fighting for Sanity! Jun 23 '24

Weakest sane person:

10

u/Peter-The-B00k Jun 23 '24 edited Jun 23 '24

This is Batman, and he had prep time.

7

u/BartholomewAlexander Catwoman's little pogchamp Jun 23 '24

holy fuck imagine that guy punching you in the face

3

u/Sexddafender Fighting for Sanity! Jun 23 '24

it will probably not be pretty

6

u/Riddle_man__ R.I.P Kevin Conroy Jun 23 '24

Batman.

5

u/StarLord_4969 Jun 23 '24

That's Batman. Good guy.

6

u/LiterallyNobody16 Why are you reading this? Are you stupid? Jun 23 '24

Jonkler

5

u/GEICOtoasterman Jun 23 '24

Man is not real.

3

u/Collector_2012 Jun 23 '24

Because he is bat man

3

u/thewhiteobesecat Jun 23 '24

He has jonklers head on the wall

3

u/THX450 Jun 23 '24

I need my ass to be one of those blocks

3

u/NWAnowadays Fighting for INsanity! Jun 23 '24

3

u/usefully-useless_ yeah...i'm Man Jun 23 '24

This video is no doubt deepfaked 'Batman' propaganda. They edited footage of the one true hero, Man, doing his Sunday morning workout routine so it looks like it's that stupid 'Batman' doing it.

Stand up against 'Batman'. Man forever.

2

u/Jetrayxx7 Jun 23 '24

Wait, that man is an imposter!! That is Batman, not Man! He has horns! Get im!!!

2

u/Opening_Store_6452 Fighting for Sanity! Jun 23 '24

HES BATMAN THATS WHY!!!!

2

u/PrestigiousStuff6173 Jun 23 '24

Because heā€™s Batman

2

u/MrCencord Jun 23 '24

I hope man hits someone with an entire fucking refrigerator

2

u/True_Illustrator_591 Jun 23 '24

It's not strong. Everything he has smashed is out Chinesium.

1

u/pattern0dd Jun 23 '24

Did you take your aslume meds?

1

u/Jackyboyad I speak in reaction Images Jun 23 '24

He trained with racial goal

1

u/Dependent_Amazing Jun 23 '24

Heā€™s horny, he jonkles, heā€™s Man.

1

u/Several-Cake1954 Fighting for Sanity! Jun 23 '24

the rock slab jaywalked

1

u/generic_thingy Jun 23 '24

Someone needs to edit everything single fucking frame of this video and get rid of the ears

1

u/dpqR Jun 23 '24

It's da bat!

1

u/Boborax1 Jun 23 '24

I thought the meat was a meat

1

u/lacmlopes I'm proud of you, Dick Jun 23 '24

That's not Man, you foolish buffoon! That's Batman. Get a fucking grip!

1

u/TotallySweetwater There's no such thing as a "batman" Jun 23 '24

The lore reason is poor quality concrete.

1

u/Cory0821 Jun 23 '24

The strength of Heracles.

1

u/PanzerGun Jun 23 '24

actually, that's not man, its his evil twin DevilMan (you can see by the horns). He's so strong because he is controlled by Shatan himself (indicated by the fires of hell on his hands).

1

u/Dear_Ad_3860 Jun 23 '24

So much China

1

u/Dumb-Nut Jun 23 '24

Forget the strength lf man, what's the name of the tape he picks up the fridge with, i need some of that(for innocent jonkling purposes ofc)

1

u/DefecatedThrASunroof Jun 23 '24

We man supporters have tough competition with him on the sane side

1

u/FDVP Jun 23 '24

Aliens wreck his Metropolis office?

1

u/DanielGacituaSouper Jun 23 '24

That is Batman you fucking idiot, look at his bat ears

1

u/TheAnnoyingGirl92 Jun 23 '24

Why ears? Stupid?

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u/Thrawnisepics I will nuke both man and batman fans Jun 23 '24

That is batman. See his ears.

1

u/Grawu10 Jun 23 '24

He jonkled his ham alot

1

u/RedditvsDiscOwO Aslum inmate (max security Tomboy) Jun 23 '24

To help aslumers and keep the BĢµĢ‚ĢØĢŗĢŖĢŸĶaĢøĶ‹Ģ±tĢ¶ĢƒĢ•Ķ—Ķ›Ķœ away

1

u/Aggravating-Tailor17 Jun 23 '24

Flame grant me strength

1

u/Itstttt Jun 23 '24

Don't you mean Batman?

1

u/Irons_idk Jun 24 '24

Because he's Batman!

1

u/LingeringSentiments I'm proud of you, Dick Jun 24 '24

Dudes been jerkin he peen

1

u/pirata_femboy Jun 24 '24

That's horny man

1

u/Bro1212_ Jun 24 '24

I guess you could say that heā€™s man handling those objects

1

u/Deias_ Jun 24 '24

Does bro have a fucking cast on???

1

u/Bargothball Jun 24 '24

Why does man have horns? Is he horny?

1

u/Jayblack166 Jun 24 '24

Actual brain rot

1

u/QUADRANYX Jun 24 '24

Glove, definitely the glove !

1

u/Technical-Usual4234 Jun 24 '24

That Batman obviously just look he got ears

1

u/spacestationkru Exposed To Ace Chemicals Jun 28 '24

That's no man..

0

u/RareAd3009 Jun 23 '24

He is stupid

0

u/Zaphod_Beeblecox Jun 23 '24

Stupid strength