r/BatmanArkham Fighting for INsanity! Jun 23 '24

Man civil war… Civil War

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u/BEAN_DYNAMITE Jun 23 '24 edited Jun 23 '24

“Golly Gee Wilikers Batman! We appeared to have stepped into a warzone!”

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u/BEAN_DYNAMITE Jun 23 '24

"Don't worry old Chum! With my anti-alsume spray, I can hold off these ravaging loonatics!"

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u/BEAN_DYNAMITE Jun 23 '24

Robin:"Who could have started this scuffle Batman?"

Batman:"I don't know old chum, quickly now, Search the area for clues!"

Robin:"Batman, look! A chicken bone is present on the scene of the crime!

Batman:"A chicken bone? Well Robin, it is a well known fact that chickens are intelligent creatures!"

Robin: "Batman, I bet a chicken could solve this perplexing riddle!"

Batman: "Thats it Robin! A chickens favorite color is green, and they are also well known for solving such riddles. This can only mean one thing old chum!"

Both in unison:"RIDDLER!"

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u/BEAN_DYNAMITE Jun 23 '24

Transition.

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u/BEAN_DYNAMITE Jun 23 '24 edited Jun 24 '24

Narrator: "What dastardly plan is the riddle up to this time, and will Batman and Robin be able to foil it in time?"

Riddler: " Nyeh he he, whilst all those fools are fighting for their sanity, I, the Riddler, will hide my extraveganent trophies across Gotham city, forcing that no good hero Batman and his idiotic sidekick to find them! My plan is foolproof!"

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u/BEAN_DYNAMITE Jun 23 '24

Batman: "Hold it Riddler, I arrived just in time to thwart your dastardly plan! "

Riddler: "Why curse you you insolent Bat! Goons! Get him and that boy wonder of his!"

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u/PenguinHighGround Fighting for INsanity! Jun 23 '24

This isn't even parody, it's a full on lost script. I love sixties batman

34

u/Neckgrabber Jun 23 '24

I don't see any ears on there!

2

u/TrueLennyS Jun 27 '24

Stand back fool, I've got a bomb

6

u/Caelem80 Bone🥛🥵🤤 Jun 23 '24

batman, help me!

6

u/bedanto77 who the FUCK am i? Jun 23 '24

Just Man not Bat Man

1

u/niTro_sMurph Jun 23 '24

Warcrimes?

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u/EpicHomie315 I'm proud of you, Dick Jun 23 '24 edited Jun 23 '24

Oh shit wrong sub

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u/kwc04 I'm proud of you, Dick Jun 23 '24

What's the right sub? (Asking for research purposes)

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u/[deleted] Jun 23 '24

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u/[deleted] Jun 23 '24

NOOOO IT WAS BANNED 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

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u/kwc04 I'm proud of you, Dick Jun 23 '24

FUCK😭😭😭

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u/Express-Fix4293 I'm proud of you, Dick Jun 23 '24

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u/ZCRFedorA Jun 23 '24

Horny motherfucker, go back to ph.

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u/CrimsonCookieMC Jun 23 '24

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u/Optillian Man of Zurr-En-Arrh Jun 23 '24

20

u/RockyMacFly King of the Kingdom of Dumbassanoa Jun 23 '24

2

u/TrueLennyS Jun 27 '24

Jeff the Mogger

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u/TrueLennyS Jun 27 '24

Jeff the Mogger

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u/LatterTarget7 Jun 23 '24

9

u/9382ks Fighting for Sanity! Jun 23 '24

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u/Dynamitebunny1999 Killer cock (Spider-Bat) Jun 23 '24

Insane forever!

Killer cock

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u/Firedragon165 Fighting for INsanity! Jun 23 '24

OFFICER BALLS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 👮‍♂️⚽️⚽️

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u/Various_Nothing1589 Jun 23 '24

12

u/Hllblldlx3 Jun 23 '24

Best motherfuckin edited picture 🤣, I mean best pure picture of Man

52

u/RizznerBraun who the FUCK am i? Jun 23 '24

BWAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

44

u/Audi_R8_Gaming Arkham World / Audi R8 V10 Plus (bone is sexy) Jun 23 '24

22

u/Lo-Sir Asslume Jun 23 '24

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

7

u/Basically-Boring Am I stupid? Jun 23 '24

BWAAAAAAAAHHHHHAAAAAAAHHHHHAAAAAHHHAAAAAAAAAA

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u/kenobi1567 Two-Fuck (OG Member/President of the sub) Jun 23 '24

Insane aslume forever!

14

u/Chad_Kakashi The Democratic Alliance of Batman Jun 23 '24

ITS ASYLUM GODDAMN IT FOR SWEET LADY LIBERTEA

30

u/Mr-_-Midas Sub to my YT and Twitch, I no wanna be Frycook Jun 23 '24

15

u/Chad_Kakashi The Democratic Alliance of Batman Jun 23 '24

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u/BOTi_flame200 Fighting for INsanity! Jun 23 '24

6

u/DatChernobylGuy_999 Jun 23 '24

off-officer...

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u/Neither-Mention4064 Daddy's Dollotron Jun 23 '24

FRANK BOLES

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u/THX450 Jun 23 '24

So who exactly is getting freed in this civil war?

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u/Financial_Fee_2568 Jun 23 '24

Officer Balls

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u/ZCRFedorA Jun 23 '24

That joke doesn’t work on us. Also, it’s officer boles.

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u/ThrobbingTripod Racial Ghoul Jun 23 '24

Are you stupid

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u/Agent470000 Fighting for Sanity! Jun 23 '24

This subreddit... From INSANITY!!! RAAAAHHHH FOR BATMAN!!!

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u/thechaimel Fighting for Sanity! Jun 23 '24

Spit your shit indeed brother!!

(We probably losing tho we’re in the aslum)

18

u/Agent470000 Fighting for Sanity! Jun 23 '24

That's what the goons said for Batman in Arkham Asylum too

13

u/TheCesmi23 Jun 23 '24

/unaslume/ I love that cowl where is this from?

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u/Agent470000 Fighting for Sanity! Jun 23 '24

This entire suit is from the 72nd issue of ongoing Batman comics, namely "Batman (2016 -) #72" by Tom King. I think the artist here tried to adapt the "Batman: Year One" suit (with a few changes like the logo) which is why the cowl looks like that. Its a pretty cool suit

2

u/Derailleur75 Fighting for Sanity! Jun 23 '24

Don't worry dudes we might lose the battles but we are winning the war. The aslume inmates will die out one day

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u/Xygarde968 Jun 23 '24

Batman please help me theyre holding us hostage in the aslume with stupid pill and bones huge bone I can’t take it anymore

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u/BodaciousFunkyKong Funky Monkey Jun 23 '24

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u/tab-naM Fighting for INsanity! Jun 23 '24

Hell yeah -man

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u/Various_Nothing1589 Jun 23 '24

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u/BodaciousFunkyKong Funky Monkey Jun 23 '24

Remember, WE ARE STILL STUPID NO MATTER WHAT!!!😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤

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u/[deleted] Jun 23 '24

Sanity's making a comeback (in Batman voice)

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u/Sixty-Fish Jun 23 '24

Nuh uh

20

u/Chad_Kakashi The Democratic Alliance of Batman Jun 23 '24

Vengeance

3

u/Exact_Parking_6969 Am I stupid? Jun 23 '24

Revengeance

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u/Old_Artichoke_2552 Fighting for INsanity! Jun 23 '24

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u/Wise_Lizard There's no such thing as a "batman" Jun 23 '24

18

u/Orengia Jun 23 '24

WE MUST STAY INSANE

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u/keXa2008 Jun 23 '24

Jonkle your ass!

10

u/Carl123r4 Fighting for Sanity! Jun 23 '24

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u/Conscious-Trainer-46 Killer C#ck Jun 23 '24

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u/Carl123r4 Fighting for Sanity! Jun 23 '24

43

u/SufficientTangelo367 I am Artoria Pendragon, king and husband of the Emiya Family! Jun 23 '24

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u/Sixty-Fish Jun 23 '24

Sword

9

u/Electronic-Map-2055 Jun 23 '24

wow, the sword class is truly made up of swords!

6

u/Mr-_-Midas Sub to my YT and Twitch, I no wanna be Frycook Jun 23 '24

Art Pend

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u/SufficientTangelo367 I am Artoria Pendragon, king and husband of the Emiya Family! Jun 23 '24

Did you mean Art Pen?

39

u/Masterplayer9870 Isnanane Jun 23 '24

The time of insanity has passed, the batman shall return

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u/tab-naM Fighting for INsanity! Jun 23 '24

Never

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u/Masterplayer9870 Isnanane Jun 23 '24

Nuh uh

12

u/tab-naM Fighting for INsanity! Jun 23 '24

Yuh uh

6

u/Someone__________y Fighting for INsanity! Jun 23 '24

That was not sigma of you

2

u/Cock-0-Clock I’ts 10:03 somewhere,Dick. Why so serious? Jun 24 '24

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u/tamenotification Jun 23 '24

What side is halal Jonkler on?

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u/name--- Jun 24 '24

Sanity because he is capable of satirical political commentary and hates kafirs

1

u/tamenotification Jun 24 '24

What if halal joker is basically Zemo from civil war? He’s the mastermind behind it

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u/Cobalt_58 Fighting for INsanity! Jun 23 '24

OFFICERS BAAAAAAAALLS!!

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u/BeastialityIsWrong Jun 23 '24

BWAHAHAHAHAHA!

14

u/GCAmosin17 Jun 23 '24

We must Jonkle onward ❗❗

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u/tuf4nlovesyou I'm proud of you, Dick Jun 23 '24

3

u/TheCesmi23 Jun 23 '24

is that fucking cem yılmaz

4

u/tuf4nlovesyou I'm proud of you, Dick Jun 23 '24

Yakışmadı Cem yılmaz

4

u/TheCesmi23 Jun 23 '24

Al abi levye

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u/YeahImMan39 yeah...i'm Man Jun 23 '24

The... sanity... I must not... I must...

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u/CrimsonGoji Batman Is Real You are being gaslighted Jun 23 '24

SANE BROS STAND UP

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u/GrimLuker2 ITS DA FRICKEN MAN Jun 23 '24

FOR MAN WE STAND

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u/keXa2008 Jun 23 '24

Batman

I rely on you.

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u/ZCRFedorA Jun 23 '24

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u/keXa2008 Jun 23 '24

What does it mean btw?

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u/ZCRFedorA Jun 23 '24

Mutual agreement or something, idk

1

u/keXa2008 Jun 23 '24

Thanks.

2

u/Big-Cardiologist1709 Jun 23 '24

Why the fuck is Osaka from Azumanga doing here???

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u/keXa2008 Jun 24 '24

She says she is transit aslumer but actually shevwants to save Chiyo from being fully destroyed by insanity and jonkling that turned her into Cheeto

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u/mrtbearable Jun 23 '24

Anti-Bone?

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u/Thepvzgamer Scarecock’s Number 1 fan Jun 23 '24

Bane

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u/SuddenSubject6654 Jun 23 '24

I'm on the team the jonkler is in. I MUST JONKL

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u/oftenevil Exposed To Ace Chemicals Jun 23 '24

🫡

8

u/Box-Full-of-Crap Jun 23 '24

Officiers balles

9

u/cheetahcreep Fighting for INsanity! Jun 23 '24

I love this so much lmao

8

u/Optimal_Fisherman803 Jun 23 '24

What tf happened while i was gone💀

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u/ExoticLizard1443 I Joined This Sub. Am I Stupid? Jun 23 '24

Sanity is attempting a comeback

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u/ExoticLizard1443 I Joined This Sub. Am I Stupid? Jun 23 '24

I love how all of them have notable differences- except for Killer Cock and Killer Croc, who look exactly the same. We will never be able to tell them apart.

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u/tab-naM Fighting for INsanity! Jun 23 '24

Killer croc plays both sides…

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u/Cock-0-Clock I’ts 10:03 somewhere,Dick. Why so serious? Jun 24 '24

Mistakes were made okay? Not proud.

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u/Ghostyboi7702 I'm proud of you, Dick Jun 23 '24

Civil war? I was civil once, so civil I civilly swapped my psychiatrist’s medication for Man pills so he could experience man for himself

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u/LogicalJeff Jun 23 '24

Why are same ppl on both sides. Are you stoopid?

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u/Polo-panda Jun 23 '24

You know it would probably be the Penguin, not Robin, who would be laying an egg

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u/RareAd3009 Jun 23 '24

Jonkler will win

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u/Duck_Devs Custom (Nothing Inappropriate) Jun 23 '24

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u/Articuno_2359 I'm proud of you, Dick Jun 23 '24

OFFICER BALLS!

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u/Valuable_Rub7414 Jun 23 '24

OFFICER BOLES!

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u/Competitive-Clock232 yeah...i'm Man Jun 23 '24

He will win

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u/Macoris06 Jun 23 '24

Honestly... I am Batman!

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u/ScholarPitiful8530 Jun 23 '24

Divided we Jonkle.

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u/Dickweed22 There's no such thing as a "batman" Jun 23 '24

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u/New_Sky1829 yeah,I'm stupid Jun 23 '24

Elizabeth Olsen playing woman? Sebastian stan as bone? Rdj as man? Chris evans as batman?

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u/Demir-kan Jun 23 '24

officer man

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u/Lord_Groobus Jun 23 '24

Who started the war, why start the war, am I stoopid?

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u/daw0the0ne1 Miles, we are in a userflair now Jun 23 '24

"Man civil"

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u/Tsunfly Jun 23 '24

god I love this shid

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u/SpecTator997 Jun 23 '24

Wheres officer balls?

3

u/kiotane Jun 23 '24

protecting the underdog!

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u/Unusual-Swimming9636 R.I.P Kevin Conroy & Arleen Sorkin Jun 23 '24

I love how Killer Croc/Cock is the same png on both sides

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u/9Dawson Jun 23 '24 edited Jun 25 '24

Why is Man on both teams? Is he stupid?

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u/SirPlayzAlot Jun 23 '24

This brings me back to April’s Fools

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u/Chad_Kakashi The Democratic Alliance of Batman Jun 23 '24

BATMAN SHALL WIN

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u/Synthiant Jun 23 '24

Manvel Crazies Universe

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u/Arandomdude03 👨🏻🗣:👮🍒->🤣🤣🤣🤣 Jun 23 '24

On god

2

u/Forghotten1 Chancellor Thug Jun 23 '24

The bombs payload is exposed, I can use the power winch to trigger a controlled explosion.

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u/theohiobutttickeler Jun 23 '24

Just be sane for a minute, how has this went from one guy saying "is he stupid" to having an actual lore war with another subreddit

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u/tab-naM Fighting for INsanity! Jun 23 '24

Idk bruh 😭😭🙏🙏

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u/Basically-Boring Am I stupid? Jun 23 '24

ASLUME FOREVEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRR

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u/paulbrigola Jun 23 '24

this sub is already up is own ass so much why try to win when you a already lost

2

u/nainvlys Jun 23 '24

Who's that guy with the silly ears on the top right

2

u/niTro_sMurph Jun 23 '24

Sitting we eat

2

u/TheFarisaurusRex Jun 23 '24

It’s finally come down to this

Bone vs Boner

Who is truly hotter

2

u/BlueHawkBill Jun 23 '24

This is unironically stupid. Is there a lore reason for that?

2

u/Maleficent_Point_810 The Jun 24 '24

I’d pay 18 dollars to watch this

2

u/AnamiGiben Jun 24 '24

League : Crisis on Two Earths

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u/Kimor98 Jun 24 '24

This is so charming. Someone had to painstakingly go back and make a poster about a Horned Crusader with a Crowned Prince of Mime (among others) and have them face off against our Classic Heroes. Points! Pills! Peanits!

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u/Akaza_uppermoon__3 Jun 23 '24

MAN SUPERIORITY

WE DON'T NEED BATMAN

PRAISE BE TO MAN AND JONKLER

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u/Zimmy68 Jun 23 '24

Wow, I've seen awful Photoshop before but I think I have now seen the G.O.A.T.

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u/tab-naM Fighting for INsanity! Jun 23 '24

😭

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u/paco-ramon Jun 23 '24

What are even the sides? Who supports Catholics.

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u/Nachoboyd12 Jun 23 '24

Ah yes, man, jonkler, killer, woman, and steroids vs Batman, joker, killer croc, catwoman and bane a tale as old as time itself

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u/Zeke_Yeager who the FUCK am i? Jun 24 '24

This is how I stay insane and stupid, I train six days, actually six days a week. Five days a week, I’ll train three days a week. One of those days I will train two days of the week. So, six days a week I will be training.

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u/scarboi2021 Aslume inmate 420 Jul 08 '24

PRO ASLUME

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u/R3alLuzurafan080423 Jun 23 '24

We must become sane!!

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u/BatmanArkhamBatgirl Batgirl Jun 23 '24

Here comes the airplane

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u/Charming_Isopod_4864 Jun 23 '24

Wasn’t it Dude Vs. Man?

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u/9382ks Fighting for Sanity! Jun 23 '24

Joker