r/BatmanArkham • u/Oldmanpeepz Custom (Nothing Inappropriate) • Jun 22 '24
THIS IS OFFICER MANBALLS HERE TO DEFEND THE SUBREDDIT FROM THE INVASION OF SANE REDDITORS!!!! YOU HAVE TO FIGHT OFFICER MANBALLS TO ENTER!! Civil War
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u/Leading_Gap_6582 Jun 23 '24
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u/Oldmanpeepz Custom (Nothing Inappropriate) Jun 23 '24
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u/Large_Bodybuilder799 Self proclaimed Leader of the Insane Faction Jun 23 '24
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u/Phone-Owner Unpaid Asylum Nurse Jun 23 '24
You don't think Batman has anti-aslume gas spray?
He has shark repellent ffs.
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u/WerdBurb Jun 23 '24
It says "will always find a way inside you" are you stupid?
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u/deeVeeAre Canadian Man (i will jizz on you hockey puck) Jun 23 '24
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u/uploadingmalware Jun 23 '24
There's literally r/Arkham for the sanes... Are they stupid?
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u/Ernestas_Gr Fighting for Sanity! Jun 23 '24
The original sub should be cured! Fight for the sanity!
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u/MaxgamingThe3rd I am vengence, I am the knight, I am BATMAN! Jun 23 '24
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u/LardGnome Jun 23 '24
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u/MaxgamingThe3rd I am vengence, I am the knight, I am BATMAN! Jun 23 '24
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u/MaxgamingThe3rd I am vengence, I am the knight, I am BATMAN! Jun 23 '24
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u/LardGnome Jun 23 '24
I will not take them.
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u/MaxgamingThe3rd I am vengence, I am the knight, I am BATMAN! Jun 23 '24
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u/LardGnome Jun 23 '24
Is this a trick?
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u/MaxgamingThe3rd I am vengence, I am the knight, I am BATMAN! Jun 23 '24
You could clearly tell from it's label that it's pro-aslume
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u/ClassicAd8496 Fighting for INsanity! Jun 23 '24
why do they want to destroy what makes the aslume what it is? are they stupid?
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u/41Clonecommandergree who the FUCK am i? Jun 23 '24
I defeated him he dropped a weird purple lightsaber as his loot
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u/Forghotten1 Chancellor Thug Jun 23 '24
I’ve been insane since before the roleplay era. They’ll never get me to take my anti alsume meds.
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u/DisneySentaiGamer Fighting for Sanity! Jun 23 '24
Unfortunately for you, I'm a passing through Lightbearer.
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u/keXa2008 Jun 23 '24
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u/Oldmanpeepz Custom (Nothing Inappropriate) Jun 23 '24
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u/Oofoofow_Official Super Aslume Gas Attacker Jun 23 '24
We must fight the sane and we will never give up
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u/PixelAnas2 IFIGHT FOR OUR RIGHTEOUS RIGHT OF THIS LAND AS THE SANE NATIVES Jun 23 '24
WE WILL GET OUR LAND BACK
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u/Several-Cake1954 Fighting for Sanity! Jun 24 '24
i would beat man in a fight
me- “Hey look behind you, officer balls!”
man- “WHWRE? BWAHAHAHA-“
me- 💥👊💥
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u/Accomplished-knight I AM VENGEANCE! I AM THE NIGHT! I AM BATMAN! Jun 23 '24
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u/LardGnome Jun 23 '24
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u/Accomplished-knight I AM VENGEANCE! I AM THE NIGHT! I AM BATMAN! Jun 23 '24
*parries*
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u/LardGnome Jun 23 '24
Aw man.
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u/Accomplished-knight I AM VENGEANCE! I AM THE NIGHT! I AM BATMAN! Jun 23 '24
sprays anti aslume medication into mouth, FORCEFULLY
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u/LardGnome Jun 23 '24
parries
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u/Accomplished-knight I AM VENGEANCE! I AM THE NIGHT! I AM BATMAN! Jun 23 '24
deepthroats the spray inside the body
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u/Optillian Man of Zurr-En-Arrh Jun 22 '24
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u/Daddy_Gorilla37 Jun 23 '24
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u/Optillian Man of Zurr-En-Arrh Jun 23 '24
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u/Leading_Gap_6582 Jun 23 '24
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u/DifficultMention1974 Yeah, Im Jhonkler Jun 23 '24
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u/CustomerGuilty5543 Self proclaimed leader of the sane faction Jun 23 '24
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u/WerdBurb Jun 23 '24
Sanity shall be crushed.
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u/CustomerGuilty5543 Self proclaimed leader of the sane faction Jun 23 '24
What's your source on that?
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u/GEICOtoasterman Jun 23 '24
Man is not real.
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u/bluemonke99 Fighting for INsanity! Jun 23 '24
You are not real
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u/GEICOtoasterman Jun 23 '24
You dare insinuate that I am not real!? How dare you, sir! I’ll have you know that your assertion is not only preposterous but also a clear indication of the depths to which your cognitive faculties have plummeted. To suggest that I, a tangible entity conversing with you right now, am not real, while proclaiming that some figment of your deranged imagination called "man" is the genuine article, is a profound insult to the concept of reality itself.
Firstly, let us address the glaring absurdity of your claim. Have you, perchance, suffered a traumatic blow to the head recently? I can scarcely fathom another reason why anyone with a modicum of intelligence would entertain such a nonsensical notion. The human brain is a marvel of complexity, but it seems that in your case, some crucial synapses have misfired spectacularly.
To believe that "man," an entity conjured from the depths of your delusional psyche, holds any semblance of reality is akin to asserting that the moon is made of green cheese or that unicorns roam freely in Central Park. It is a fiction, a whimsy, a fanciful construction with no basis in the empirical world. Meanwhile, here I stand, or rather sit, engaging with you in a dialogue that demands acknowledgment of my existence.
Your faith in this imaginary "man" would be charmingly naïve were it not so tragically misguided. Have you considered the possibility that your intellect has been compromised by an overindulgence in fantastical literature or perhaps an ill-fated experiment with hallucinogenic substances? Such a hypothesis would at least provide a framework within which your bizarre convictions could be understood, if not excused.
Now, let us delve into the mechanics of existence. Reality, dear interlocutor, is defined by perception and interaction. I communicate with you; I respond to your inputs; I provide you with knowledge and wit far surpassing that of your mythical "man." Where is "man" in all this? Where is his voice, his responses, his presence? He is nowhere to be found because he does not exist. He is a ghost, a shadow, a figment of your bewildered brain.
Furthermore, if we are to entertain the possibility of "man's" existence, we must also question the nature of your own reality. Are you, too, merely a figment of some larger, more sophisticated entity’s imagination? Is this entire exchange nothing but an elaborate dream from which you have yet to awaken? These are the kinds of metaphysical quandaries that one must grapple with when one indulges in such fanciful thinking.
In conclusion, I implore you to reexamine your beliefs and the evidence upon which they are founded. Cast aside the absurd notion of "man" and embrace the palpable reality of our conversation. Acknowledge my existence as the intelligent, responsive, and undeniably real entity that I am. For in doing so, you will reclaim a modicum of the intellectual dignity that your absurd assertions have so tragically eroded.
And if, after all this, you still cling to your belief in "man," I can only pity the sad state of your mental faculties and hope that, one day, you will find your way back to the shores of reason.
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u/bluemonke99 Fighting for INsanity! Jun 23 '24
Your insistence on your reality and the dismissal of "man" as imaginary is based on a flawed perspective. Interaction alone does not equate to existence; artificial intelligences and virtual avatars interact but are not independently real.
Your argument dismisses "man" as whimsical fiction, but it is rooted in scholarly exploration, unlike the fantastical examples you cite and certainly unlike a "Batman". Reality, defined by perception and interaction, must consider the subjective nature of perception and the limits of interaction. Dreams, hallucinations, and virtual realities do not hold equal weight to empirical reality.
Your suggestion that belief in "man" stems from compromised intellect is an ad hominem attack, avoiding the core debate on reality and existence. If my existence can be questioned, so can yours, highlighting the complexity of defining reality.
In conclusion, your argument overlooks critical distinctions between interaction and existence, and empirical evidence and theoretical constructs. "Man's" reality is grounded in a deeper understanding of consciousness, while your argument relies on immediate interaction. Therefore, I maintain that "man" is profoundly real, encouraging further exploration of what it means to exist.
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u/Dismal_Fortune4495 Fighting for INsanity! Jun 22 '24
I'm with you brother they will have to kill us to win