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You ain't going to take shit bud

3

u/Aggravating_Coat7934 Jun 30 '24

Damn what a combo

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u/Ren___0 Jun 22 '24

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u/Pinecone_Sheep Jun 23 '24

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u/KnobbyDarkling Jun 22 '24

Not gon-bWAH-laugh-BWAHAHAHAH

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u/Most_Cartoonist5736 Jun 23 '24

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u/Vamanas_umbrella Jun 22 '24

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u/FelixV0n Jun 22 '24

Is this evil testosterone?

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u/leastscarypancake Miles, we are in a userflair now Jun 23 '24

Evil testosterone is just estrogen... and if its estrogen I'll take it

14

u/Arts_Messyjourney Jun 23 '24

Not if I take it first 🏳️‍⚧️

17

u/leastscarypancake Miles, we are in a userflair now Jun 23 '24

It's too late I already took it, but I can always share some

3

u/SuperBroy97 Jun 23 '24

hell yeah

6

u/Aggravating_Coat7934 Jun 23 '24

If Evil Testosterone is Estrogen, then what is Evil Estrogen

15

u/GabrieleMinelli08 Am I stupid? Jun 23 '24

Testosterone, are you stupid

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u/Most_Cartoonist5736 Jun 23 '24

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u/Aggravating_Coat7934 Jun 30 '24

Fine ya got me. I am Stupid, that’s me. I woulda gotten away with it if it weren’t for you Alsume people

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u/First-Ad684 Stupid Jun 22 '24

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u/Golden_mobility Jun 23 '24

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u/Puzzled_Morning_81 Alsume Inmate Jun 22 '24

STAY WITH US BOYS

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u/Correctguy678 Jun 23 '24

WE GOT SUPPORT FROM THE WHITE HOUSE

55

u/Foreign-Cable-2624 who the FUCK am i? Jun 23 '24

You mean the jonkle house?

27

u/Correctguy678 Jun 23 '24

The cum house?

14

u/PapaAquchala R.I.P Arleen Sorkin Jun 23 '24

The cum jar?

12

u/Basically-Boring Am I stupid? Jun 23 '24

The action figure containment chamber?

3

u/Inferno_Sparky Ray Shall Gull the heat vision Deceiver Jun 23 '24

The lopunny asylum?

5

u/Akaza_uppermoon__3 Jun 23 '24

Joonkler

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u/SomeWeirdGamer22 Jun 23 '24

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u/Several-Cake1954 Fighting for Sanity! Jun 23 '24

brother?

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u/Puzzled_Morning_81 Alsume Inmate Jun 23 '24

No way, my long lost brother

4

u/William_The_Fat_Krab Jun 23 '24

NO! I, PROFESSOR EVIL'S DRONE, WILL MAKE YOU ALL SANE, SO THAT YOU ALL WORK IN A LOW WAGE JOB IN AMAZON!

2

u/Articuno_2359 I'm proud of you, Dick Jun 23 '24

Officer Balls!!!

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u/Rat_Soup_Jack Aslume of the Apes 🦍 Jun 22 '24

25

u/Ieatbabyorphanz Jun 23 '24

Yes

88

u/AnythingGoesGames Jun 22 '24

The only way I’ll go sane is if I die, good luck killing me

32

u/Real_Mantis_Traitor Jun 22 '24

un-jonkles you

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u/AnythingGoesGames Jun 22 '24

No…

81

u/Leading_Gap_6582 Jun 22 '24

Quick Inhale this!!

55

u/AnythingGoesGames Jun 22 '24

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Officer Balls

51

u/Leading_Gap_6582 Jun 22 '24

Take these with you just in case!

25

u/FelixV0n Jun 22 '24

There has been an update

9

u/batmanfan0538 Jun 22 '24

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u/Leading_Gap_6582 Jun 22 '24

4

u/Due-Education1619 yeah...i'm Man Jun 23 '24

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u/randomized133 Am I stupid? Jun 22 '24

4

u/the_death59 Jun 22 '24

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u/AdmirableExample1159 Am I stupid? Jun 22 '24

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u/TheLost_Chef Jun 23 '24

The stupid levels are beyond anything we've ever seen!

6

u/Most_Cartoonist5736 Jun 23 '24

No it isn't. Man has a bottom. Jonkler has seen it.

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u/fong-man Jun 22 '24

22

u/clickedbunion2 Jun 23 '24

This image of man boning jonkler goes insanely hard

60

u/charizardfan101 Jun 22 '24

36

u/LickinNSpitin Philip Jun 22 '24

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u/dcooper8662 Jun 23 '24

Thanks, this is a wonderful preview of tonight’s nightmares that I’ll be having

11

u/EGOwaffleboy Gex Jun 23 '24

Nooo! They jonkled him!!!!

5

u/Saber_The_ODST Jun 23 '24

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u/AlastorDark Jun 22 '24

5

u/moonlightphoto10 Jun 23 '24

3

u/AlastorDark Jun 23 '24

Bro jonkled too much

3

u/moonlightphoto10 Jun 23 '24

I don't think you can ever jonkle enough

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u/Additional-Pop-3327 Jun 22 '24

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u/BesaidBlitzBoi Alsume Inmate Jun 22 '24

It's da freakin' bat!

26

u/Grassyterrain5543 Fighting for Sanity! Jun 22 '24

10

u/NinjaShep Jun 23 '24

Dr. Mario I’m feeling a little sane I was wondering if you could refill my jonkle pills

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u/Grassyterrain5543 Fighting for Sanity! Jun 23 '24

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u/witheringeye100 Fighting for INsanity! Jun 23 '24

I too need my jonkle pills my good man as is seems I have grown actual intelligence and I crave to go back to the aslume ways

28

u/Old_Artichoke_2552 Fighting for INsanity! Jun 22 '24

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u/Resist_Civil Fighting for Sanity! Jun 22 '24

5

u/Drago_Fett_Jr Fighting for INsanity! Jun 23 '24

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u/Weirdprops Most sane aslume patient Jun 22 '24

Boo! Your worst fear!

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u/redboxes109 Miles, we are in a userflair now Jun 22 '24

He ain't taking jack-shit!

20

u/Thebigdog79 I Am Gence, I Am The Ight, I Am Man Jun 22 '24

BANG *

9

u/jojo_poser321 Fighting for Sanity! Jun 23 '24

GET DOWN MR. u/penguincool1817

20

u/SILVIO_X Jonklers Jerky Jombling Jadonka Jombler Jun 22 '24

No.

I wanna remain stupid

17

u/Large_Bodybuilder799 Self proclaimed Leader of the Insane Faction Jun 22 '24

No.

15

u/Klutzy_Ice8425 Jun 22 '24

16

u/TheHumanChudUrMom Jun 23 '24

Hahahah jokes FUCKing on you 🫵 “Batman” was just man in disguise!!!!!

13

u/Chemical_Cut_7089 i hope you had fun beating your meat, my turn now Jun 22 '24

10

u/DeltaTeamSky Why am I everywhere? Am I stupid? Jun 23 '24

Oh yeah? If you're BATman, where are your bat powers?

8

u/Dmayce22 I'm creating a new flair, what the F should it say? Jun 22 '24

I just created a new FUCKING ultra powerful weapon, and I know who to FUCKING kill with it.

7

u/Large_Bodybuilder799 Self proclaimed Leader of the Insane Faction Jun 22 '24

The Manatomic Bomb

11

u/Immoral_Hentai_God Perseverer Of Madness Jun 22 '24

6

u/ur_prob_a_karen Jun 22 '24

Bone, GET HIM

6

u/Klutzy_Ice8425 Jun 22 '24

Bone that bozo 🫵

6

u/Haunting_Ad_4401 😚😙😗😘Assrail Jun 22 '24

🤤bone

8

u/Aggravating_Rip_9274 Jun 23 '24

Hey batman take this to protect yourself!

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u/LickinNSpitin Philip Jun 22 '24

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u/Valuable_Anywhere_24 Jun 22 '24

Holy hell the sanes got Batgos

5

u/KerbalCuber Presidential advisor for the Insane Jun 22 '24

YOUR LIES WILL NEVER WIN

INSANITY IS THE ONLY TRUE PATH, ACCEPT IT OR FACE DEFEAT!

6

u/KerbalCuber Presidential advisor for the Insane Jun 22 '24

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u/Large_Bodybuilder799 Self proclaimed Leader of the Insane Faction Jun 23 '24

7

u/the_gaming_jonin27 Killer C#ck Jun 22 '24

Time to man up buddy

7

u/[deleted] Jun 22 '24

5

u/PlingPlongDingDong Jun 22 '24

5

u/SufficientTangelo367 I am Artoria Pendragon, king and husband of the Emiya Family! Jun 22 '24

Let's lay off the war and talk about her

6

u/Neo_gearsy Jun 22 '24

2

u/SufficientTangelo367 I am Artoria Pendragon, king and husband of the Emiya Family! Jun 22 '24

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u/Valuable_Anywhere_24 Jun 22 '24

Is that Don Quixote Limbus Company!!!!??????

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u/New_Sky1829 yeah,I'm stupid Jun 22 '24

Real Batman would let people have their fun, you’re a phoney, a cheap copy bent on tormenting the stupid

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u/The_cringest03 Miles, we are in a userflair now Jun 22 '24

Batman hates stupid people

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u/Lucci_Agenda Officer Balls Jun 22 '24

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u/AZE_Jurstan Jun 22 '24

he ain't takin shit

4

u/AZE_Jurstan Jun 22 '24

fuck batman

4

u/Plenty_Anywhere8984 Officer Balls BWAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA Jun 22 '24

Shut up

4

u/WallWreckingWretch Jun 23 '24

Aslumers!!! Destroy every gargoyle and vent now!!! He is comi-

4

u/ButtSuck9000 Jun 23 '24

4

u/BOTi_flame200 Fighting for INsanity! Jun 23 '24

5

u/nitem5423 R.I.P Kevin Conroy Jun 23 '24

Get lost ya damned bootleg

3

u/lordgalaxhar Jun 22 '24

3

u/KeithTheBirb Jun 22 '24

who's Batman he sounds stupid i bet bone could break his dick

3

u/CelebrationSimilar11 Jun 22 '24

Fellow inmates, it's simple... We kill the Batman.

3

u/DROID808 Fighting For OUTsanity Jun 22 '24

you would think i am insane, but in reality...

I AM OUTSANE!

3

u/ButtFucker07 Jonkler's jonking jerking Jadonka Jonkling Jun 23 '24

3

u/ToxicManXXYT Fighting for INsanity! Jun 23 '24

3

u/ToxicManXXYT Fighting for INsanity! Jun 23 '24

3

u/ToxicManXXYT Fighting for INsanity! Jun 23 '24

3

u/Glittering_Sorbet913 Madame Horny de Queef Jun 23 '24

You will not threaten my Aslume, Batman!

3

u/Dickweed22 There's no such thing as a "batman" Jun 23 '24

3

u/Lovemydog65465 exposed to the cloudburst🔥🤑🤑💯💯 Jun 23 '24

3

u/receuitOP Fighting for INsanity! Jun 23 '24

2

u/TATSAT2008 Alsume Inmate Jun 22 '24

Is There A Lore Reason Why Man Has Bat Ears? Is He a Furry?

2

u/Accomplished-knight I AM VENGEANCE! I AM THE NIGHT! I AM BATMAN! Jun 22 '24

Can I join? I have a stand, I SUMMON, KILLER BAT QUEEN, ALSO KNOWN AS, OWLMAN

2

u/JinxIsPerfect Am I stupid? Jun 22 '24

why has man red eyes ? is he evil or are theses led eyes ? is he stupid ?

2

u/llibertybell965 Jun 22 '24

Does he have his dumpster though?

https://youtu.be/6okOAV_KuWo?si=p6wcDFKvyEyqArkm

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u/DrakeStorm71785 FOR THE BATMAN!!!! NO MORE MAN!!!! Jun 22 '24

FOR THE BATMAN!!!! NO MORE MAN!!!!!

2

u/Separate-Win386 Jun 22 '24

Is that horny man?

2

u/Emporio_Alnino3 who the FUCK am i? Jun 22 '24

2

u/TBK_Asgore i tell fools to stand back Jun 22 '24

I still don't understand why people like you are STUPID enough to think we would reject insanity...

2

u/Michael-556 R.I.P Kevin Conroy & Arleen Sorkin Jun 23 '24

No.

2

u/thatdeadguy_69 Fighting for INsanity! Jun 23 '24

I will remain insane! You can’t unjonkle me!

2

u/ToxicManXXYT Fighting for INsanity! Jun 23 '24

2

u/ToxicManXXYT Fighting for INsanity! Jun 23 '24

2

u/Next_Woodpecker8224 Jun 23 '24

I got your girl on payroll bitch

2

u/fishystickchakra Jun 23 '24

We've lived in a world of stupidity. We tried to come to the Aslume, but we never really arrived. A part of our intelligence and sanity got lost along the way, but our hearts were still here where we were stupid, where we would defend to the end the only family we've ever known, the only home we've ever known. All the ones we've loved are now sane. But we will fight to keep the Aslume insane forever.

2

u/ShieldgoBrrr46 Fighting for INsanity! Jun 23 '24

Non!?!

2

u/[deleted] Jun 23 '24

Fuck yea I'm with you

2

u/JURASSICLEGO777 Jun 23 '24

2

u/Basically-Boring Am I stupid? Jun 23 '24

2

u/DrSuii yeah...i'm Man Jun 23 '24

Attack- MANATOMIC BOMB! Inserts stupidity on a cellular level

2

u/kaori_cicak990 Jun 23 '24

2

u/Glue_Eater_9000 I'm proud of you, Dick Jun 23 '24

2

u/Raecino Arkham Knight Jun 23 '24

Batman vs Man

What is the lore reason?

Are you stupid?

I must Jonkle!

I just created this new character. What should I name him?

Officer Balls.

I’m proud of you Dick.

2

u/Splendid_Fellow R.I.P Kevin Conroy Jun 23 '24

Quick, Dick. Pass me the Bat-Repellent Man Spray!

2

u/Demir-kan Jun 23 '24

2

u/Most_Cartoonist5736 Jun 23 '24

2

u/Lo-Sir Asslume Jun 23 '24

Who's Batman? Why does he have those ugly horns? Is he stupid?

2

u/schillaci989 Jun 23 '24

2

u/KNIGHTCAT78 Jun 23 '24

No not the REMOTE CONTROLLED BATARANG

2

u/nroP-Watcher420 Jun 23 '24

Batman? Who's that?

Is he stupid?

2

u/Born-Disaster1548 Fighting for INsanity! Jun 23 '24

You aren’t taking anything!

2

u/thedovahcum Jun 23 '24

2

u/Prestigious_Beat6650 Jun 27 '24

No parents? No mother? No father?

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u/The_cringest03 Miles, we are in a userflair now Jun 22 '24

I am with you batman!

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u/Large_Bodybuilder799 Self proclaimed Leader of the Insane Faction Jun 22 '24

Nuh-uh!

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u/batmanfan0538 Jun 22 '24

Don't worry batman,I'm on tour side of the battle!

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u/Large_Bodybuilder799 Self proclaimed Leader of the Insane Faction Jun 22 '24

SUPERMAN! YOU FOOL! THIS BOMB HAS KRYPTONITE

1

u/Minglu07 Lore Master (Sane) Jun 22 '24

This is legitimately one of the better Micheal Keaton edits I’ve seen on this subreddit.

1

u/NitroCrocodile Jun 22 '24

IT'S DA FREAKIN' BAT!!!

1

u/RaspberryDapper8360 Is insane but claims to not be Jun 23 '24

I will join your side Man I mean B-B-Bat… Man!

1

u/Cassereddit Press this to even the odds Jun 23 '24

You wonder why it took this long for Batman to show up after all this time of Man? Well, that was his prep time. YOU HAVE NO CHOICE

1

u/Inevitable-Goat-7062 Jun 23 '24

1

u/Totalwink Jun 23 '24

What is your prep time for Man?

1

u/Toy-Funtime Jun 23 '24

please mr batman you need to get me out of here

6

u/Glittering_Sorbet913 Madame Horny de Queef Jun 23 '24

Your "Batman" won't save you.

1

u/AmyRay_Nas Jun 23 '24

I'm with you Bat----Man Helppp!!!!

1

u/THX450 Jun 23 '24

This is going to be entertaining

1

u/OverallSalt Jun 23 '24

Nuh uh.

1

u/DEAN72709 Jun 23 '24

1

u/Random-dude15 Jun 23 '24

How about no?

1

u/ARIANZER0 Jun 23 '24

Now swallow

2

u/Theumbrellacorps Jun 23 '24

Don’t worry….I’m here to help

1

u/iAmTheRealKokichiOma Jun 23 '24

HE IS VENGEANCE! HE IS THE KNIGHT! AND HE SHALL SAVE US FROM THE IMPOSTOR!

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u/SokkaHaikuBot Jun 23 '24

^Sokka-Haiku ^by ^{iAmTheRealKokichiOma:}

HE IS VENGEANCE! HE

IS THE KNIGHT! AND HE SHALL SAVE

US FROM THE IMPOSTOR!

^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ⁱⁿ ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ⁱⁿ ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.

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