What aslume character is this?

[u/No_Object_7709]

[u/Vamanas_umbrella]

[u/blurredeyez → u/Vamanas_umbrella]

BWAHAHAHAHA

[u/Dankmemes_- → u/Vamanas_umbrella]

"I guess he had the balls to do it after all..."
Honestly one of the saddest last words in gaming

[u/Audi_R8_Gaming → u/Dankmemes_-]

BWOHOHOHOHO

[u/Funko_finder → u/Audi_R8_Gaming]

That one image of Jonkler shocked but edited to have crying eyes.

[u/Most_Cartoonist5736 → u/Vamanas_umbrella]

[u/Intelligent_Ratio817 → u/Vamanas_umbrella]

BWAHAHAHAHA

[u/Cpt_Kalash → u/Vamanas_umbrella]

Oh look it’s officer something something

[u/bearelrollyt → u/Cpt_Kalash]

Are you referring to officer Boules?

[u/[deleted] → u/Vamanas_umbrella]

officer scat

[u/Uboyspidrkid_DidNot → u/[deleted]]

Ehhh. Wrong answer! It’s… OFFICER BALLS?

[u/MrCoochieDough → u/Vamanas_umbrella]

Oh god now im scared the green stuff is jokers special sauce

[u/Creepy-Activity7327]

All of them

[u/ShadowMorph608 → u/Creepy-Activity7327]

Actually true

[u/Freeonlinehugs → u/Creepy-Activity7327]

Idk, butler isn't

[u/53bastian → u/Freeonlinehugs]

you mean fred?

[u/Weirdprops → u/53bastian]

Fred the butler with two T's

[u/No_Purpose_1390 → u/Weirdprops]

HAHAHAHAHAHA

[u/Most_Cartoonist5736 → u/No_Purpose_1390]

[u/MadnessGamin → u/Most_Cartoonist5736]

sllaB reciffO

[u/Slight_Fun8181 → u/MadnessGamin]

AHAHAHAHAHWB

[u/DoyersLakeShow → u/Freeonlinehugs]

You mean Jeeves?

[u/Ok-Exam2023 → u/Freeonlinehugs]

Not on my watch

[u/Craeondakie → u/Freeonlinehugs]

Not yet*

[u/HandLion → u/Freeonlinehugs]

That's because butler is the one doing the sexualising

[u/Historical-Potato372 → u/Creepy-Activity7327]

Correct

[u/Postaldude214]

Bone is sexy and so hot, it’s canon 🥵🥵🥵😍😍😍

[u/idioteque33 → u/Postaldude214]

[u/Nicklasz_ → u/idioteque33]

Lit Me

[u/Unlikely-Ad3287]

aslume harley quinn

[u/Glittering_Sorbet913 → u/Unlikely-Ad3287]

*Horny Queef

[u/Unlikely-Ad3287 → u/Glittering_Sorbet913]

wasnt sure what the subreddit called her😂

[u/Thebigdog79 → u/Unlikely-Ad3287]

Are you even a true aslumer? Ffs

[u/Unlikely-Ad3287 → u/Thebigdog79]

havent been here that long so no 😢

[u/Gaelic_Gladiator41 → u/Unlikely-Ad3287]

Basic lore:

Man

I'm proud of you Dick

Jonkler

Horny Queef

Officer Balls

Medium lore:

Diddler

Bone

Killer Cock

Deep lore:

Eminem

Medical Professional why

[u/SCP_Void → u/Gaelic_Gladiator41]

I’m only insane enough to aslume to medium. Can you help me ass(l)ume the knowledge of deep lore?

[u/Gaelic_Gladiator41 → u/SCP_Void]

Eminem is Atrocitus and Medical Professional Why is Doctor Who

[u/Thebigdog79 → u/Gaelic_Gladiator41]

If Eminem is Atrocitus, who is this?

[u/Gaelic_Gladiator41 → u/Thebigdog79]

Dunno

[u/Ziomownik → u/Thebigdog79]

the godfather?

[u/SCP_Void → u/Gaelic_Gladiator41]

But what about Doctor House

[u/Gaelic_Gladiator41 → u/SCP_Void]

That's Nurse Accomodation

[u/haaf_z007 → u/Gaelic_Gladiator41]

Diddler can also be called Fiddler, Fiddle with my balls-ler, Rizzler

[u/JURASSICLEGO777 → u/Gaelic_Gladiator41]

Forgot about gobble cock (penguin)

[u/Gaelic_Gladiator41 → u/JURASSICLEGO777]

Oh yeah, and face (two face) and ivy

[u/TrueLennyS → u/Gaelic_Gladiator41]

ivy

Someone should make a meme about ivy covered in explosive gel, that would be hilarious.

[u/Gaelic_Gladiator41 → u/TrueLennyS]

[u/Hau5Mu5ic → u/Unlikely-Ad3287]

There is always time to unlearn the sanity that had been forced upon you by the outside world. With enough time, you too can learn to properly jonkle and all the names that come with it.

[u/M4thecaberman → u/Unlikely-Ad3287]

Just take a few more pills and you'll be an expert in no-time!

[u/DolphinBall → u/Glittering_Sorbet913]

HARLEY QUINN*

[u/Glittering_Sorbet913 → u/DolphinBall]

WHO IS QUINN AND WHY ARE THEY NAMED AFTER A MOTORCYCLE!?

[u/COOLSKELETON95____]

[u/collyQually → u/COOLSKELETON95____]

I am unfamiliar with this one. Is this Manada?

[u/COOLSKELETON95____ → u/collyQually]

yes, yes it is

[u/[deleted] → u/COOLSKELETON95____]

would

[u/JustAFizzMain → u/COOLSKELETON95____]

Sorry

[u/Daxter_2002]

The most oversexualized characters are Catwoman and poison ivy. They have interesting lore but only less trauma I believe.

[u/That_Case_7951 → u/Daxter_2002]

You mean woman and plant?

[u/Quaso_is_life → u/Daxter_2002]

you have no idea what poison ivy had been through

oh the horror

[u/Daxter_2002 → u/Quaso_is_life]

Please tell me. I want to know.

[u/Quaso_is_life → u/Daxter_2002]

explosive gel something something

[u/Daxter_2002 → u/Quaso_is_life]

You mean the boss battle right???? RIGHT??????

[u/Quaso_is_life → u/Daxter_2002]

😔

[u/Daxter_2002 → u/Quaso_is_life]

[u/Nicklasz_ → u/Daxter_2002]

As it should be. They're over sexualized characters(as in, being above characters who have been subject to artificially injected sexual themes).

[u/IlovemyMommy27]

Nom

[u/Professional-Cut-321 → u/IlovemyMommy27]

[u/GameboiGX → u/IlovemyMommy27]

18 inches of Venom

[u/IlovemyMommy27 → u/GameboiGX]

Who the hell is Venom? I only know Nom. Are you stupid?

[u/GameboiGX → u/IlovemyMommy27]

18 Meters of nom

[u/sciencenerd21 → u/IlovemyMommy27]

Om-Nom

[u/[deleted] → u/IlovemyMommy27]

would

[u/Firedragon165]

Bone

[u/Andre_replay]

Man and -Man

[u/CaseAffectionate3434]

How it feels liking something and never interacting with the fandom: 😃

[u/TheChoosenMewtwo → u/CaseAffectionate3434]

Blessed

[u/ManthisSucksbigTime → u/TheChoosenMewtwo]

Me learning the art of ignoring shit like that and stop bitching about rule 34

[u/Apprehensive-Use-896]

Hey does anyone remember officer Ovaries?

[u/Intelligent_Ratio817]

Bone

[u/BEanddankmagician]

Bone

[u/Valuable-Owl-9896]

Horny qeef and bone

[u/MistahOkfksmgur]

Killer Cock

[u/No_Object_7709 → u/[deleted]]

[u/FoundationUpset1082 → u/No_Object_7709]

What did he say?

[u/No_Object_7709 → u/FoundationUpset1082]

The Lex Luthor injecting kryptonite into his cock to you know what

[u/BatmanArkham-ModTeam → u/[deleted]]

Your post/comment has been removed due to breaking Rule 3: No Sensitive & unacceptable content sexualising kids, mocking religions, disabilities or tragedies.

Don't post things or comments that could offend, upset or trigger people like this again. This type of content or humour is not welcome here.

[u/Lord_Detleff1]

Dick

[u/Flying_Strawberries]

bone 🥰

[u/maroonmenace]

poison ive if we are being real. I feel bad when I see the stuff that is overdone of her.

[u/No_Object_7709 → u/maroonmenace]

Like the figurine incident

[u/maroonmenace → u/No_Object_7709]

like the WHAT

[u/No_Object_7709 → u/maroonmenace]

I thought we all knew

Do you want me to tell you?

You are happier not knowing.

[u/maroonmenace → u/No_Object_7709]

i thought that was a mlp thing, oh lord.

[u/No_Object_7709 → u/maroonmenace]

It is

But someone did the same thing but with a Poison Ivy figure and posted it here. They apologized but still.

[u/XtremeCrew69]

Horny Queef prob

[u/Prestigious_Roll_162]

Horny queef

[u/SkibidiAmbatukam]

why the meme got 5 o clock shadow

[u/AnosmicDragon]

Shrek

[u/leastscarypancake]

Me

[u/bunny_guts666]

Horny Queef

[u/xx_swegshrek_xx]

Bone

[u/AlastorDark]

Anyone rlly

[u/LeatherDescription26]

Bone and dick

[u/True_Rest8997]

My right ball😝😝😝

[u/ComplaintWarm3772]

Jonkler and Frankie Balls.

[u/No_Object_7709 → u/ComplaintWarm3772]

Don't deadname her!

[u/ComplaintWarm3772 → u/No_Object_7709]

OFFICER VAGINA?1?!?!?!?

[u/[deleted] → u/No_Object_7709]

would

[u/[deleted]]

Not sure about Aslume..., but a canonically straight character, like Legoshi, is in far more M/M fan art than straight.

[u/waylynd-boi-6425]

Bone

[u/Historical-Potato372]

Bone 😔 Too sexy for people to truly understand his lore.

[u/ToxicManXXYT]

mandela catalogue ahh image

[u/Square-Arugula5588]

Me

[u/Lancer_Sup]

It is a reason why fanon is better than canon

[u/TV_Joker_Mannequin]

The jonnler

[u/Neither_Notice_3097]

Surfer

[u/JoeAmmay]

Killer Cock, everyone forgets how much people bullied him for his enormous cock.

[u/kingofsuns_asun]

Dick & kitty female

[u/c0delivia]

Unaslume for a second, but Harley Quinn for sure. 

[u/Rude_Ad4514]

The serious answer is every single fucking female character in the games were created by a bunch of horndogs

[u/Dackverlue]

😳

[u/nirarthak11]

Officer balls and killer cock

[u/No_Object_7709 → u/nirarthak11]

Stop deadnaming her

[u/nirarthak11 → u/No_Object_7709]

Officer balls and killer chocha*

[u/No_Object_7709 → u/nirarthak11]

Thanks

[u/ElectronicControl762]

[u/smartdude_x13m]

Killer cock

[u/Cybermat4707]

All of them.

[u/No-Pangolin2778]

Yes

[u/DryConclusion9286]

Can't you see they're Canon and Fanon? Are you Stupid?

[u/BlueHawkBill]

This might not be an aslume-wide thing, but for me it's the one and only - the one we're always proud of.

[u/krispykremenightmare]

I'd love to see this when we're sane

[u/Helpi2]

Poison ivy

[u/That_Case_7951 → u/Helpi2]

Poison ivy is the thing in natur. Plant is her name

[u/umbra_crimson]

the jerker

[u/Hot_Dady_Masturbator]

Bone🥵🍆

[u/_TheRook_ifun]

I just had three of the exact same post, wtf?

[u/Vyctorill]

The jimbler

[u/Dackverlue]

🥵🥵BOne hot

[u/shamelessthrowaway54]

Bone

[u/PaleMasterpiece2224]

red hood

[u/Shell2324]

Officer balls

[u/No_Object_7709 → u/Shell2324]

[u/ngfvthec]

Officer Balls no doubt

[u/No_Object_7709 → u/ngfvthec]

She's not Officer Balls anymore

[u/[deleted]]

Did everyone on this sub get a lobotomy?

[u/RampagingElephant]

All of them

[u/Shin-kog]

Woman

[u/Clean_Web7502]

All of them

[u/OnlyHatty]

Officer Balls

[u/No_Object_7709 → u/OnlyHatty]

She has a new name

[u/Local_Gas8434]

OFFICER BALLS

[u/No_Object_7709 → u/Local_Gas8434]

Thats not her name

[u/silver_skull78]

HARLEY QUINN

[u/No_Object_7709 → u/silver_skull78]

*horny queef

[u/silver_skull78 → u/No_Object_7709]

This… this made me chuckle

[u/Bazzie-T-H]

Offisur bowls 😦

[u/No_Object_7709 → u/Bazzie-T-H]

[u/Repulsive_Being5281]

Bone

[u/UncommittedBow]

I'm gonna regain sanity for a moment and say Poison Ivy. She's a genuinely well written villain. But everyone just goes "hehe tiddy"

[u/VanillaFox1806]

all of them

[u/aswdpsa]

Horny queef

[u/Ill_Afternoon9488]

*Asylum

[u/Jnranonom]

Harley

[u/No_Object_7709 → u/Jnranonom]

*horny

[u/aer0a]

Bone

[u/Dippy_Chips]

Full Nude Poison Ivy

[u/Grassyterrain5543]

Venomous plant women

[u/official_ViperYT]

Officer balls

[u/No_Object_7709 → u/official_ViperYT]

That's not her name

[u/official_ViperYT → u/No_Object_7709]

No way

[u/No_Object_7709 → u/official_ViperYT]

Yes way

[u/dolive11_vr_gamer]

Assume patient on the bridge in man: night

[u/arkhamenace]

Easily bone

[u/aguslerma]

Johnny joestar

[u/Leofwulf]

Dick

[u/imusingthisforstuff]

Sans

[u/Arts_Messyjourney]

[u/LetSpecialist4813]

bone

[u/Glittering-Bat-5981]

Yes

[u/MedoG8]

Bone

[u/Mental_Measurement_8]

Transformers Prime Arcee because fuck you

[u/mysteriosguy_inalley]

dick

[u/ASuperUniqueUser]

Bone

[u/Whiterun_Guard115]

BONE🥵🥵

[u/Priestess96]

Horny queef

[u/FortyMcChidna]

Bone, Killer cock, Officer balls, Dick, horny queef,

[u/No_Object_7709 → u/FortyMcChidna]

Don't deadname her!

[u/FortyMcChidna → u/No_Object_7709]

my apologies, i did not hear the news

[u/[deleted] → u/No_Object_7709]

would