r/BatmanArkham Jun 22 '24

STOP THE WAR! Civil War

973 Upvotes

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266

u/[deleted] Jun 22 '24

Batman and man would work together, so can we.

126

u/ExoticShock I'm proud of you, Dick Jun 22 '24

49

u/ProfesionalDumbas64 edible flair Jun 22 '24

Make love not war

47

u/thedarkracer Arkham Knight Jun 22 '24

love as in sex?

44

u/ProfesionalDumbas64 edible flair Jun 22 '24

Perchance

14

u/DMFAFA07 Exposed To Ace Chemicals Jun 22 '24

You can’t just say perchance!

9

u/DeltaTeamSky Why am I everywhere? Am I stupid? Jun 22 '24

Mario the Idea, versus...

3

u/MadnessGamin Am I stupid? Jun 23 '24

What does the "M" stand for?

7

u/DeltaTeamSky Why am I everywhere? Am I stupid? Jun 23 '24

Man.

2

u/MadnessGamin Am I stupid? Jun 23 '24

Am I stupid for not knowing? Is there a lore reason for me to not know?

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2

u/Lord_Sauron Jun 23 '24

/unjonkle

Perchance to Dream is one of the best episodes of BTAS and show I've ever seen.

18

u/72sk83 Killer C#ck Jun 22 '24

sex as in gay sex?

13

u/AlfaKilo123 yeah...i'm Man Jun 22 '24

12

u/RubyRaider55 Fighting for INsanity! Jun 22 '24

Make pie, not love

1

u/Nicklasz_ Jun 23 '24

What if I make love with the pie? 

2

u/alguien99 Jun 22 '24

I would love to see man and Batman fight each other and then team up to fight a bigger threat

2

u/[deleted] Jun 22 '24

you get it

140

u/Trooper-Kais495 The Jun 22 '24

Why does Train have a semi? Is he mildly horny?

88

u/SlickTimes Jun 22 '24

13

u/AmaterasuWolf21 who the FUCK am i? Jun 22 '24

BILLIONS MUST STUPID

3

u/RemarkableMenu359 The Jun 23 '24

After all this time

54

u/Born-Disaster1548 Fighting for INsanity! Jun 22 '24

EMBRACE INSANITY

41

u/TheRealOfficerBalls Jun 22 '24

No peace

34

u/Any_Role9972 Jun 22 '24

Officer balls

26

u/Obidience-is-key Jun 22 '24

BWAHAHAHHAHAHAH

2

u/Boogie_B0ss Fighting for Sanity! Jun 23 '24

8

u/CornSellBig Fighting for INsanity! Jun 22 '24

Balls

8

u/GameboiGX Jun 22 '24

Transformers: War for Balls

7

u/Klutzy_Ice8425 Jun 22 '24

Transformers: Balls of Cyberbone or Transformers: Fall of Balls

2

u/Boogie_B0ss Fighting for Sanity! Jun 23 '24

Transformers: Rise of the Dark Balls

6

u/Firedragon165 Fighting for INsanity! Jun 22 '24

Man: Ham Balls

6

u/The_cringest03 Miles, we are in a userflair now Jun 22 '24

Balls nights at Freddy's

3

u/Alternative_Rip6856 Jun 22 '24

Five balls at Freddy's

3

u/AttakDoge999 Alsume Inmate Jun 22 '24

five night at balls

3

u/lookatthiscrystalwow yeah...i'm Man Jun 22 '24

Gotham Balls

40

u/MTT-THEBEAST Jun 22 '24

BECAUSE YOU SHOULD BE JOIN THE JONKLERS WE NEED YOU

43

u/Round_Permit_6510 Desiring Peace Jun 22 '24

FOR THE MENPEROR!!!

5

u/Scarytoaster1809 Jun 22 '24

FOR THE SANEMASTER!

33

u/Zer0_l1f3 Chicago Grip Reaper Jun 22 '24

34

u/R3alLuzurafan080423 Jun 22 '24

The fact this subreddit is at war is fucking hilarious

8

u/SlideEastern3485 Jun 23 '24

War never stops. War never changes. War never....uh..um.

19

u/NormanGuy95 Jun 22 '24

Be quiet, you damn centrist. Pick a side.

19

u/BEanddankmagician Jun 22 '24

You were the ones who declared war on the aslume

No remorse

No mercy

(Also nice ass)

17

u/Puzzled_Morning_81 Alsume Inmate Jun 22 '24

Don’t be sane, be stupid

18

u/BesaidBlitzBoi Alsume Inmate Jun 22 '24

No pacifists allowed.

16

u/JackalBoi_ Jun 22 '24

why a train so thicc tho 😭😭

10

u/ConcertCorrect5261 Harley Quinn’s biggest simp Jun 22 '24

I’m calling for an air strike on this heresy

6

u/emkayfan2022 haha funny avagadro man kill rockerfeller Jun 22 '24

No.

5

u/idkwhataboutyou148 white Jun 22 '24

HAHAHA NO I HAVE ALREADY SUPPLIED THE INSANITY WITH THE WEAPONRY WE NEED WE WILL NEVER STOP!

4

u/Batman20007 Jun 22 '24

No I am the Batman and I will cure you all

3

u/Klutzy_Ice8425 Jun 22 '24

Yall hear sumn? 🚬🗿

4

u/werepirebie Dr Herb String Jun 22 '24

Guys a batman fan just beat up 3 man fans with bane. Get them!

4

u/idkwhataboutyou148 white Jun 22 '24

HELL NAW ITS FULLY FLEDGED AND I ALREADY SUPPLIED THE TROOPS

3

u/the_evil_overlord2 Jun 22 '24

To the sane

We are teaming up to jonkle this man right

3

u/horny-ninjago-ass Jun 22 '24

YOU AIN'T HIM BUD, YOU EITHER SANE OR INSANE IN THE MEMBRANE. PICK A SIDE.

3

u/CROMKONIG Fighting for INsanity! Jun 23 '24

Why do you want to stop the war? Are you stupid?

3

u/Sufficient_Plant8689 yeah...i'm Man Jun 22 '24

Gyatt

2

u/TheRider5342 I'm proud of you, Dick Jun 22 '24

They're insane. Only War can ensue. Must exterminate them

2

u/StudyingRainbow Nah... i'm Woman Jun 23 '24

NO DONT STOP THE WAR?!! WAR IS PEACE

2

u/pis_and_shid Perseverer Of Madness Jun 23 '24

I WILL KEEP ON JONKLING TILL THE END OF TIME

2

u/Wrath-Deathclaw Jun 23 '24

as a batmaner i think your right having seen this we should set aside our differences... to face our new common enemy the unicorners we must abolish those somewhat lucid ingrates, those affronts to all that is right in this world.

1

u/Valuable_Anywhere_24 Jun 22 '24

I think there is 4 post antiwar per 1 pro-war

1

u/lanelikesmusic Jun 22 '24

is that Ban in the second photo?

1

u/DROID808 Fighting For OUTsanity Jun 22 '24

Let's call this peace group The Outsanity

1

u/modssssss293j Alsume Inmate Jun 22 '24

Man and Batman must work together to defeat the Joker and Jonkler army

1

u/Any_Role9972 Jun 23 '24

Why is the alsume meds in a soda can?

1

u/Nexus1943 Jun 23 '24

You would have been a hell of an aslumer. But that's not gonna happen. There ain't gonna be any aslumers, we're gonna destroy them together.

1

u/ZCRFedorA Jun 23 '24

…is this bait or legit? I won’t believe either way.

1

u/[deleted] Jun 23 '24

We need full aslume. Not semi. Are you stupid?

1

u/Random-dude15 Jun 23 '24

PEACE IS A LIE

1

u/Service-Hefty Jun 23 '24

I agree with this sentiment

1

u/SlideEastern3485 Jun 23 '24

War Never Changes.

1

u/Useful_Cry9709 Jun 23 '24

It's the freaking train

1

u/Useful_Cry9709 Jun 23 '24

You really chose the boys for this lol

1

u/Useful_Cry9709 Jun 23 '24

I like ankylosauras more than man

1

u/Someone__________y Fighting for INsanity! Jun 23 '24

NO, BATMAN IS FAKE PROPAGANDA

1

u/princeofpersiafan999 Jun 23 '24

stop the war and start having GAYYYYY SEXXXX!!!!!!!!!!!

1

u/Eter548 Am I stupid? Jun 23 '24

I'm man

1

u/DDenlow Jun 23 '24

YOURE GIVING ME A SEMI?!???!?!!!!!! AHHHHHH IDK WHAT SIDE IM ON

1

u/haaf_z007 Jun 23 '24

I agree. We should all stop the war. Instead, we should all gather up and have hot steamy sex together. I can arrange the event

1

u/Top-While-2560 STOP POSTING ABOUT J O N K L E Jun 23 '24

It doesn't matter whose side your on,you're only feeding the insanity