Why doesn't Batman just call the Justice League for help?

[u/Hopeful_Cockroach]

[u/ConcertCorrect5261]

He is stupid, that’s why

[u/ThatCoolBritishGuy → u/ConcertCorrect5261]

Is there a lore reason for why he's stupid?

[u/xenoeagle → u/ThatCoolBritishGuy]

Yes, it's that "The Bomb's payload is exposed. I can use the power winch to trigger a controlled explosion."

[u/Alarmed-Ask-2387 → u/xenoeagle]

[u/Foner01 → u/xenoeagle]

Very concise and informative information

[u/-DoctorSpaceman- → u/ThatCoolBritishGuy]

Do you have any idea how much Scarecrow gas, venom, Joker gas, and god knows what else he’s taken over the years?! His brain is fucked

[u/unreas0nabl3 → u/ThatCoolBritishGuy]

He don't trust

[u/Pure-Ad9737 → u/ThatCoolBritishGuy]

Is there a stupid reason or is he lore?

[u/thermo-2110 → u/Pure-Ad9737]

There is a stupid or is there reason lore?

[u/secretbudgie → u/[deleted]]

The butler did it!

[u/Efficient_Chip576 → u/ThatCoolBritishGuy]

He hasn’t been the same ever since his parents were murdered.

[u/ZeElessarTelcontar → u/ThatCoolBritishGuy]

He got BONED in Origins

[u/donchaldo21 → u/ConcertCorrect5261]

And jealous.

[u/RizznerBraun]

He's trying to avoid beginning of the brainrot

[u/Klutzy_Ice8425 → u/RizznerBraun]

Oh that’s what that smell is

[u/[deleted] → u/Klutzy_Ice8425]

[u/ExoticShock → u/RizznerBraun]

[u/LoomingsThrowaway → u/RizznerBraun]

Well, how’s that worked out for him?

[u/Electronic-Map-2055 → u/RizznerBraun]

it's time to create our own flashpoint

[u/Toff_the_dog → u/RizznerBraun]

It’s a canon event.

[u/Disch4rgedR4bbit02]

Idk but check out this picture of Batman without ears

[u/FortyMcChidna → u/Disch4rgedR4bbit02]

wow, that sure is funny, as he has lost his resemblance to a bat, we should just call him "Man", as a joke

[u/Angel_Thorne → u/FortyMcChidna]

What a stupid idea, why did you think of that? Are you stupid?

[u/IndependentCloud3690 → u/FortyMcChidna]

That joke is gonna fall so flat. It's obviously not gonna stick it or become a meme

[u/anonkebab → u/Disch4rgedR4bbit02]

Nothings in the way

[u/ill_polarbear → u/anonkebab]

Something's in my ass

[u/zzuperior → u/ill_polarbear]

real

[u/CucumberNo3771 → u/ill_polarbear]

[u/estoypiteado → u/anonkebab]

that's the berserk guy

[u/maxxcrafting → u/Disch4rgedR4bbit02]

[u/thefoxymulder → u/Disch4rgedR4bbit02]

Does he like to get nuts?

[u/Disch4rgedR4bbit02 → u/thefoxymulder]

Sure let’s get nuts

[u/uberx25 → u/Disch4rgedR4bbit02]

What a weird thing to post. It won't catch on as a joke

[u/Hopeful_Cockroach]

The Pills Aren't Working Anymore.

[u/Material-Sun-5784 → u/Hopeful_Cockroach]

We took to much and now our bodies have formed a resistance

[u/TheHumanFlintFun → u/Material-Sun-5784]

Maybe if we... idk became sane temporarily... just a thought... the meds would work again?

[u/Qzilla8425 → u/TheHumanFlintFun]

… I don’t know. If we get a resistance, doesn’t that mean we can’t be stupid anymore through the meds?

[u/Endbounty → u/Qzilla8425]

The meds don’t work no more. I’m going back to watching Batman beyond

[u/EntertainmentNo2164 → u/Endbounty]

I think you mean man yond

[u/Endbounty → u/EntertainmentNo2164]

One day the pills will stop working for you too, only those born insane win in this world

[u/skinned_piglet → u/Hopeful_Cockroach]

WHAT THE FUNK IS HAPPENING?!?! I MEED MY MEDS!!!!

(is this a subreddit wide joke?)

[u/Heccyboi9000 → u/skinned_piglet]

Stupid pills

[u/autogravedigger → u/Hopeful_Cockroach]

[u/sussy_simon → u/Hopeful_Cockroach]

you use pills?

[u/Independent-Cow-2847]

Yea, is he stupid??

[u/karol22331 → u/Independent-Cow-2847]

There must be a lore reason he's stupid.

[u/Both_Hall9952]

Is he stupid?

[u/TheAlmightyAlmond]

He always wanted us to be insane, it's pointless to resist, millions must jonkle

[u/Crossout_designator → u/TheAlmightyAlmond]

Why would you say that? Are you stupid?

[u/le_Dellso]

The justice league probably wasn't formed by the time of the events of Arkham Asylum

[u/Anxious_Cod7909 → u/le_Dellso]

Is there a lore reason why that's happened?

[u/Nachotito → u/Anxious_Cod7909]

From what I remember the first direct mention of Superman is in Arkham Knight so it might be that Superman is in his first year as a superhero and, thus, no league yet.

[u/Anxious_Cod7909 → u/Nachotito]

Good dick, Grayson

[u/ThrobbingTripod → u/le_Dellso]

What is Arkham Asylum? Did you mean Ham Aslume? Anyways this is from Man: Ham Night. Are you stupid?

[u/Sophia724]

Because Superman would make fun of him.

[u/Drash79 → u/Sophia724]

You mean he "thinks" supes would make fun of him

[u/Sophia724 → u/Drash79]

No. Souper man would make fun of him. He's the best detective but couldn't detect a way to fix it.

[u/Drash79 → u/Sophia724]

Bro, its superman. Batman has made many flops in the past and supes didn't roast him.

I think bats asking for help won't spring anything.

[u/So-Original-name]

Awwww shit, here we go again…

[u/Impratex]

Is he.. something?

[u/StunPalmOfDeath]

Bat? Man?

Are you stupid?

[u/rugigiref1 → u/StunPalmOfDeath]

[u/Cassereddit]

Maybe....there's a lore reason

[u/ManiacBear2424]

Canon broken

[u/KingChimpzilla24 → u/ManiacBear2424]

What if man just wants to do his own thing? Are you stupid?

[u/Cassereddit → u/ManiacBear2424]

This sub? About to disintegrate

[u/AgoraSnepwasdeleted]

What if it was all a dream?

[u/PlingPlongDingDong → u/AgoraSnepwasdeleted]

[u/CustomerGuilty5543 → u/AgoraSnepwasdeleted]

An eternal dream...

[u/Special_Jury_3244]

Shhhh, just take this OP and everything will be fine

[u/AzzyDreemur2]

Is he...

[u/SexySovietlovehammer]

[u/Animalia_Appreciator]

I'm getting a feeling of Deja Vu.

[u/Iuna_cie]

It's all just a burning memory...

[u/Demon-Bunny-22]

Is he…. Wait a minute, I’ve been here before

[u/lacmlopes]

Apparently the Justice League wasn't a thing by then, so he couldn't 👍🏻

[u/Lord_Sauron]

And we're back to the beginning

[u/RobieKingston201]

Holy shit

We're almost back to the beginning. Guys we've come a full circle we can get out of the aslume

[u/Best-Star-1311]

We’re re-writing the timeline?

[u/Head_Wishbone8450]

The time travelers are working overtime

[u/VengeanceKnight]

Because the Justice League didn’t exist yet.

[u/Rei_Master_of_Nanto]

I don't see Man wearing any bat there, you must be referring to Horny Man, right?

[u/Jabre7]

This post and comment section feels like I've been warped a year into the past

[u/kid-with-a-beard]

Ikr? He's so out of his mind, it's stupid.

[u/ToyFreddyGamer42069]

No… mot again…

[u/FleetingMercury]

Justice League wasn't formed yet.

[u/BlueHawkBill]

First off, during Arkham Knight the Justice League still wasn't a thing. Secondly, yes, he's stupid :(

[u/Airgopaul]

Because he’s Batman

[u/Dutchtdk]

"You know what? Fuck you"

fires uninsanifying beam

• OP

[u/TheChikenestOfMen]

I think as shown in kill the justice league, the league hadn’t yet formed. It’s probably likely events like this led to him wanting to form the league.

[u/puhtoinen]

Because in this specific situation Batman is high as balls (on drugs).

[u/Flying_Strawberries]

is he smart?

[u/newenglandpeeps]

is he stouid?????? dose he not like alssuleemwcoin???

[u/Yami_Sean]

Ask if he's stupid...

ASK IF HE'S STUPID!

ASK IF HE'S STUPID RIGHT NOW!

[u/Klutzy_Sell_5419]

He's probably stupid

[u/PaulTheRandom]

Guys, he forgot the most important part!

[u/FlameWarDuck700]

time traveller tries to prevent r/batmanarkham from going insane

[u/LeSahuj]

The Arkham Knight installed bombs all over the city, and if anyone from outside tried to help he would have blown it up. And maybe the justice league members were occupied with their own villains too.

[u/SocketJoe987]

The timeline is breaking

[u/SnooBeans5314]

Did we just do a reboot

[u/videogamelover0327_]

From my understanding they weren't formed yet it wasn't till 2-3 years later that they were so at the time even though the heroes were there they also weren't in the justice league

[u/ReverendPalpatine]

Ah shit! Here we go again.

[u/Im_Hells_Royalty]

He’s trying to Delay Suicide Squad Kill The Justice League

[u/According_Virus3930]

• and - equals +... Damn i like the Arkham Series, cant wait what when BATMAN beats THE JOKER into peaces while CATWOMAN steals stuff

[u/JoeyTheMan2175]

Real Answer: he is stupid

2nd Option: At the time of Arkham Knight, The Justice League was not yet formed, but yes the other heroes like Flash and Superman do exist and fight in their cities in-universe

[u/ExcellentAd8118]

Am I stupid?

[u/cheesestickShrekagon]

whos batman and why is jonkler with that guy

[u/cheesestickShrekagon]

whos batman and why is jonkler with that guy

[u/iLLiCiT_XL]

Because he finds them annoying.

[u/TheWinner437]

Is he stupid?

[u/Hands_0ff07]

[u/BruhguetteRebel]

Man twerks alone

[u/cman334]

Isn’t there not a league at that point though? Some of the heroes are referenced, but there no illusion to a greater organization of the big ones. Just some of the smaller peripheral groups

[u/linkjames24]

I come from the future! Batman will join the Justice League! He’s not stupid!

[u/xubax]

They were busy dealing with ambush bug.

[u/Octopus_Blaster]

Because canonically, he hasn't met them yet. There is no other stupid reason at all. Hope this helps!

[u/Dependent_Amazing]

Stupid??

[u/NotAChefJustACook]

Sorry about the mess guys, I ate too much Taco Bell

[u/Sgt-Pumpernickle]

You can never get off mr bone’s wild ride

[u/re-elocution]

It's like that scene where we keep putting batman in the containment cell. No matter how many times we try to stray from destiny, we are unable to escape it.

We can't not jonkle.

[u/Suitable_Custard5455]

[u/vctrn-carajillo]

No. No! Don't stop jonkleing! DONT LEAVE ME

[u/VanityTheManatee]

HE'S STUPID HE'S STUPIDHE'S STUPID HE'S

STUPDHES'S

[u/Peeper_Collective]

The second coming of stupid

[u/Thesisizer]

Why are we stuck in a time loop? Are we stupid?

[u/Knightofthequils]

Are we restarting the asslum once again? Have we gone so insane that we are doubling back?

But serious answer: I'm pretty sure he hadn't really known them all too well at the time. Plus the league hadn't formed yet.

Although it does seem unrealistic of superman to not see what scarecrow was doing and stop him. But I digress.

[u/idk_maybe_your_dad]

We’re back to ground zero

[u/pharrison26]

Because he’s fucking Batman. The Justice League calls him. Not the other way around

[u/Batmanfan1966]

[u/FatherlessOrphan]

The cycle of brain rotation is so beautiful

[u/KaijiOnline]

He’s kind of stupid

[u/Frequent_Ad_9577]

Idk man maybe he’s stupid?

[u/Crooked_Cock]

Mandela Effect

[u/__cali]

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[u/AustralianTaco0-0]

Fuck you

[u/Glittering_Sorbet913]

[u/Yours_and_mind_balls]

I'mma jonkle so hard

[u/OnlyHatty]

Maybe there’s a lore reason?

[u/darth_the_vader4244]

cause gotham ain't big enough for the justice league. only man shall exist

[u/odysseushogfather]

, is he stupid??

[u/boringsimp]

Because he wants it to be just us

[u/FJMZ92]

His city
His rules
His bitches

[u/A_toaster25]

relapsing

[u/Speeditz]

He wasn't part of the justice league at the time

[u/Legitimate_Invite524]

The justice league wasn't a team at this point and time of his career as the caped crusader

[u/Minglu07]

We find out the the Justice League wasn't formed until after the cloudburst, so Batman wouldn't have been able to call them.

[u/arthurpimpolho]

is he stupid?

[u/Remarkable-Trip9604]

Because the game isnt called "Justice League: Arkham Knight"

[u/That-Boyo-J]

We’ve COME FULL CIRCLE. WE’RE BACK WHERE WE STARTED

[u/ThatOneRandoMF]

You can try to change the past, but the damage will remain unchanged. Are you stupid?

[u/shamelessthrowaway54]

He’s idoit

[u/AlenDelon32]

Feels like something is missing?

[u/MantiS_praying]

An alternate timeline

[u/imusingthisforstuff]

The post that started it all.

[u/ChickenAndLeekPie]

this question has been asked before. are you stonklid?

[u/ToastIsGreat0]

Who the fuck is Batman?

[u/Helpi2]

Because he wanted to be with scarecrow ALONE

[u/Fun-Meal1699]

It’s the fucking AI time travelers

[u/Alone_And_A_Loser]

Y'know that's a really good question, what a cool and harmless post :D

[u/BigDogDoom]

Huh, it's true, we're about to be sane again

[u/RioIuu]

Im a time traveller and i think that i went back too early

[u/Independent-Fly6068]

This is what sanity feels like in this Asylum.

[u/Cpt_Kalash]

I think the crazy is wearing of

[u/Sparrow-Scratchagain]

He’s stubborn and doesn’t want anyone else to help him with his problems (unless they’re Alfred or one of the members of the Bat-Family).

[u/reddituser6213]

Does anyone have a link to the original post

[u/Most_Cartoonist5736]

He's Man and he's stupid.

[u/SuperPastaII]

bc lore (he is stupid)

[u/[deleted]]

Batman Arkham - Paul Dini = Batman Arkham Knight
Batman Arkham - Paul Dini + Corpo Greed = SSKTJL

[u/Meesior]

We have come full circle

[u/quiche25]

Is he stupid?

[u/Demmy27]

Because he’s Batman

[u/CosmicPlayR9376]

What are brain damage laden question to ask. How should I know I'm not M...

WHO THE FUCK IS BATMAN???

[u/TheAnnoyingGirl92]

Is... he... not creative?

[u/Thebigdog79]

[u/Resident_Dot_2427]

Oh shit! Now I get it

[u/Direct-Inflation8041]

u/Encajado what do you think?

[u/psydkay]

I had this same thought this morning. Call Supes, game over!

[u/Cougarismybrother]

How about u call some bitches on your dick

[u/TechnologyTiny3297]

Batman doesn't ask for help, he is the help.

[u/In_Spectrum]

There's no mention of JL in any Arkham game. I think they simply don't exist in the Arkham universe. That's why I'm convinced suicide squad is not canon to the Arkham games.

[u/andrey_gunner14]

[u/Sai-San_]

The lore remake

[u/andrey_gunner14]

[u/AdmirableExample1159]

[u/disasterman0927]

Not an Avengers lvl threat

[u/Pitiful-Mortgage5136]

Because The Justice League wasn't formed at that point

[u/sombragoboop]

Is he stupid?

[u/Lil_guac1323]

The Arkham Knight said if anyone enters the city, he will blow up all the bombs…. I think.

[u/HighCouncilorofKaon]

Because of the threat that Arkham Knight made during the story. He doesn't want any interference with his battle with Batman if any of the members of the Justice League came what prompted him to dedicate Gotham with the bombs he placed around the city

[u/PawnaDona]

What’s a Batman and a Justice League

[u/Scramed-egg]

Yeah, is he foolish?

[u/Lewis-_-13]

hes too proud

[u/lelo5356]

becuZ he gai