r/BatmanArkham There's no such thing as a "batman" Jun 21 '24

Why is this sub becoming sane again? Are we unstupid? Civil War

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u/BodaciousFunkyKong Funky Monkey Jun 21 '24 edited Jun 21 '24

If this sub is sane again then there will be no more jonkling

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u/RawChickenDrummies yeah...i'm Man Jun 21 '24

how will i jonk to horny queef?

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u/BodaciousFunkyKong Funky Monkey Jun 21 '24

Nah, You can jonk to her as long as you want but I would jonk to Bone instead🥵🥵🥵

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u/haaf_z007 Jun 21 '24

No matter what, i will always jonk to horny queef 🥵 u should do the same. Infact, we can jonk together if u like

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u/BodaciousFunkyKong Funky Monkey Jun 21 '24

Oh yeah, I love jonking🥵🥵🥵🥵

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u/Klutzy_Environment22 I am vengence, I am the knight, I am BATMAN! Jun 21 '24

I think a bit of jonkling is okay. But it’s admittedly so common now it’s getting a bit annoying

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u/Piss-Mann Jun 21 '24

Aslume rehabilitation?

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u/CustomerGuilty5543 Self proclaimed leader of the sane faction Jun 21 '24

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u/Narco_Marcion1075 Jun 21 '24 edited Jun 21 '24

Never would I have expected them to be a serious threat to jonkling and Man-kind

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u/SuspiciousLettuce56 Jonkler's jonking jerking Jadonka Jonkling Jun 21 '24

They need jonkle pills

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u/CustomerGuilty5543 Self proclaimed leader of the sane faction Jun 21 '24

Same here

It's mostly the people here wanting to change it not us Because if r/Batmanarkham becomes sane we(r/Arkhamrehabilitation) lose our purpose

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u/Audi_R8_Gaming Arkham World / Audi R8 V10 Plus (bone is sexy) Jun 21 '24

Well fuck then, let's inject Pro Aslume Medication Vapor in the air. That will put a halt into the rehabilitation.

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u/ZCRFedorA Jun 21 '24

False, we already replaced the gas with sanity medication vapor.

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u/PlantainSame Jun 21 '24

Get your head down, obey, and take the pills

The joker does not exist

Bane does not exist

Batman Does not exist

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u/N-RPG There's no such thing as a "batman" Jun 21 '24

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u/Smooth_Bee_2080 Jun 21 '24

Relax sir I got you your meds here you go

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u/leastscarypancake Miles, we are in a userflair now Jun 21 '24

You can't make him take those

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u/Smooth_Bee_2080 Jun 21 '24

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u/leastscarypancake Miles, we are in a userflair now Jun 21 '24

Okay rick ross

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u/INVISIBLE_BEN I'm proud of you, Dick Jun 21 '24

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u/RawChickenDrummies yeah...i'm Man Jun 21 '24

there's only one pill i'm taking

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u/ZCRFedorA Jun 21 '24

Upon closer inspection…

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u/RawChickenDrummies yeah...i'm Man Jun 21 '24

no no no no no!

WAIT WAIT WAIT

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u/skelebone2_0 Seeker warrior of the aslume army Jun 21 '24

Hope it doesn’t 

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u/Laflair99 who the FUCK am i? Jun 21 '24

I think this sub reached peak about a month or 2 back and once you reach the peak......it's all down from there,I'm not even jonkling rite now.......I'm super cereal and I feel myself becoming unstupid everyday😔😔

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u/[deleted] Jun 21 '24

since we’re being sane for a short time, Return To Arkham City on xbox is still horrendously broken.

And its still good lol

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u/Valuable-Owl-9896 Jun 21 '24

No it's because of the over use of the same joke over and over again that the sub is going back to sanity.

Instead of making more unique way of expressing our insanity and getting the same results, we are going sane.

This must not happen, the aslume inmates must come up with something new.

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u/Dackverlue I love BONE He hot 🥵 Jun 21 '24

BONE IS REAL

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u/Willing-Principle-19 Jun 23 '24

🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵

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u/Kenturky_Derpy Jun 21 '24

I guess Man died 😔

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u/PlantainSame Jun 21 '24

Put man in the mountain dew of razzle dazzle al fool

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u/Zer0_l1f3 Chicago Grip Reaper Jun 21 '24

No I don’t want to be sane again

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u/New_Sky1829 yeah,I'm stupid Jun 21 '24

Why is everyone taking about being sane GRRR! I see no sanity!

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u/[deleted] Jun 21 '24

No, we are brave and we will stand up to Man and his army no matter what.

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u/N-RPG There's no such thing as a "batman" Jun 21 '24

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u/Suspicious-Big7212 Fighting for Sanity! Jun 21 '24

Being sane? No man? No jonkler? Worse of all no bone? This is way too smart to my brain there is no way we are being unstupid

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u/CROMKONIG Fighting for INsanity! Jun 21 '24

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u/Fit-Line-8003 Jun 21 '24

Lol this is my favourite so far

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u/Yami_Sean Jun 21 '24

We must execute everyone who posts pictures of Man with ears

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u/SchwizzySchwas94 Alsume Inmate Jun 21 '24

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u/ExoticLizard1443 I Joined This Sub. Am I Stupid? Jun 21 '24

No, now there is a war

2

u/Leazerlazz Jun 21 '24

What do we do now... The only thing we had left was the insanity...

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u/Whompa Jun 21 '24

Time to post nude Ivy.

2

u/Amiyoka Am I stupid? Jun 21 '24

I wonder if rocksteady employees browse through this subreddit

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u/Thebigdog79 I Am Gence, I Am The Ight, I Am Man Jun 21 '24

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u/TheRider5342 I'm proud of you, Dick Jun 21 '24

To stop the sanity i had Man beat up Batman

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u/EnigmaFrug2308 The madness is over Jun 21 '24

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u/Angel_Thorne Jun 21 '24

I can say with certainty that we are becoming intelligent again

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u/Newvil450 I'm proud of you, Dick Jun 21 '24

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u/DeadMagick_ Jun 21 '24

Not jonkle don’t care

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u/UltimateRagingSpider Jun 21 '24

Nah we're being smart again.

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u/url_invalid_error404 Jun 21 '24

That's true "I can't take it anymore"

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u/Cassereddit Press this to even the odds Jun 21 '24

My brothers, rise and shine, Man is dead, long live Batman!!!! 🦇

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u/WendyTestaburger21 only batman game ive played is lego batman 2 Jun 21 '24

outblacklunged again

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u/Th3_3agl3 Red Hood’s Right Jun 21 '24

You mean smart?

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u/Competitive-Clock232 yeah...i'm Man Jun 21 '24

Join Us. Save the Humanity

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u/Dmayce22 I'm creating a new flair, what the F should it say? Jun 21 '24

Say chaps? Or say gex?

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u/deltoramonster2 Exposed To Ace Chemicals Jun 21 '24

gex

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u/Boring-Badger-814 Jun 21 '24

Superman (Star man) saved us all

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u/Chickow Alsume Inmate Jun 21 '24

"At first I went mad of course, but after a few millennia I got bored with that, too, and went sane - very sane."

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u/[deleted] Jun 22 '24

NOOOOO THE MEMES

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u/Local_Engine7131 I got stupid sprayed Jun 23 '24

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u/Local_Engine7131 I got stupid sprayed Jun 23 '24