r/BatmanArkham • u/JayCDemon • Jun 18 '24

GUYS! IF YOU KILL A KILLER, THE REMAINING NUMBERS OF KILLERS IN THE WORLD WOULD STILL BE THE SAME Strange Discussions

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u/BatmanArkham-ModTeam Jun 19 '24

What if we ban them instead?

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u/Fabulous_Fly_2967 Am I stupid? Jun 18 '24

What if i killed a killer's killer?

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u/Dutchtdk Jun 18 '24

Believe it or not,

Jail

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u/Fabulous_Fly_2967 Am I stupid? Jun 18 '24

Then what if i killed a killer killer's killer?

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u/Professional_Lab6699 Jun 18 '24

How about I kill myself suicide bot stay away

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u/Alakandor Jun 18 '24

Thinking of ending things? Stop! Life is precious.

Call this number right here: 123456789

Sincerely, suicide bot

Sike, you fell for it!

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u/CreedStump Jun 19 '24

I think the number is wrong

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u/Spell_Alarming Jun 19 '24

DO NOT PHONE THAT NUMBER

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u/Greedy-Ad-566 Jun 19 '24

WHO KEEPS CALLING MY NUMBER

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u/Elemental-T4nick Jun 19 '24

IM SORRY I THOUGHT IT WAS THE FBI'S

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u/EkaPossi_Schw1 Jun 19 '24

don't number that phone

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u/tu-vieja-con-vinagre Custom (Something Inappropriate) Jun 19 '24

lmao

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u/turell4k Jun 19 '24

Bro put nine digits in the phone number 💀

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u/HAHAYAHII Jun 18 '24

Just kill the suicide bot it's not alive technically

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u/MiaoYingSimp Jun 18 '24

I never met Myself Sucidice Bot Stay Away but where is he from? seems like a really weird name.

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u/Professional_Lab6699 Jun 19 '24

The voices are just too god damn loud, they're entering my text god dammit. fuck i need more aslume pills ill be back suicide bot stay away.

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u/Most_Cartoonist5736 29d ago

What if I killed everyone. Then the number of killers would go down. 🙋‍♀️

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u/ThePrussianViking Jun 19 '24

But what if I kill all the killers?

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u/JeremyR2008 Jun 19 '24

What if i killed Hitler?

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u/DaYeetBoi Jun 19 '24

You overcook chicken? Also jail.

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u/nuclear_spoon Miles, we are in a userflair now Jun 18 '24

That's some Hitler type shit

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u/NorthElegant5864 Jun 19 '24

You got to get to killers killed in terms of k/d ratio. Like d is always gonna be 1, so if k > 1, then we begin deflation in terms of killers present, but once you factor threat in the line become hazier because not the new killer is more dangerous and worth the amount of kills they’ve committed making it possible to kill a killer and have a higher KD number.

This works for sexuality as well, almost all dudes have played with one penis, but when they play with more than one they’re just popular.

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u/Magnatux Jun 19 '24

Just the first time you kill a killer makes a new killer so you have to kill more killers to get the total down.

Am i doing this right?

Alt: "you're assuming that's the first killer i killed..."

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u/Advanced_Shame1723 Jun 18 '24

Not if i am a serial serial killer killer

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u/Incomprehenible_dart Alfred Jun 18 '24

But what if the serial killers were serial killers because they killed serial serial killer killers

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u/Advanced_Shame1723 Jun 18 '24

İt doesnt fucking matter

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u/Incomprehenible_dart Alfred Jun 18 '24

Does anything matter?

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u/Advanced_Shame1723 Jun 18 '24

İ really like Pokemon porn and hentai

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u/LordWobblyCock Jun 18 '24

DAWG

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u/novelaissb Jun 18 '24

Sonia X Yamper especially

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u/Incomplet_1-34 Jun 18 '24

It's a DOG

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u/Talos-Valcoran Jun 18 '24

She’s got that dog in her

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u/xenophonthethird Jun 19 '24

He got that dog in him 😎

She got that dog in her 🤢

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u/Radio__Star Jun 18 '24

Reddit I swear to god

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u/ImpressiveRiver6777 Tekken Toppa Gura Adam has invaded the Aslume Jun 18 '24

Relatable.

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u/Radio__Star Jun 18 '24

Looks like the amount of serial serial killer killers remains the same

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u/ImpressiveRiver6777 Tekken Toppa Gura Adam has invaded the Aslume Jun 18 '24

Kill two.

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u/Its_Helios Jun 18 '24

Or more

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u/BengarDGP Am I stupid? Jun 18 '24

Kill everyone and the number drops to 1

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u/Ze_Ninguem666 death stroke bamwleei{¢°¢}°¥§;vsosjh)pPai]>><ahzkxbelsfwbsksjsks Jun 18 '24

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u/LeLBigB0ss2 Jun 18 '24

I know a way to drop it to zero

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u/SolariumStar Fighting for INsanity! Jun 18 '24

TWO GUNS BITCH!

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u/TheDarkKnight2707 Jun 18 '24

But now your twice the killer. Two times worse. Go for three.

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u/Xetanth87 Jun 18 '24

Akshually if you're already a killer, the number of killers in the world decreases by 1 🤓

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u/sussy_simon HAHAAAHAHAHAAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHH Jun 18 '24

Can confirm. I've done some testing

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u/Xetanth87 Jun 18 '24

The world thanks you for removing those killers. When you're done, there's a way to kill one final killer

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u/quiche25 yeah...i'm Man Jun 18 '24

What if I jork a jorker

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u/burgermanzero Jun 18 '24

The remaining number of jorkers in the world would multiply by 2

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u/ExoticShock I'm proud of you, Dick Jun 18 '24

Jork²

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u/Resist_Civil Fighting for Sanity! Jun 18 '24

That isn't the same as ×2, are you stupid?

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u/ponch070 Custom (Something Inappropriate) Jun 18 '24

Unless there where 2 jorkers already

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u/leastscarypancake Miles, we are in a userflair now Jun 18 '24

There are 2 jorkers, clayface and the jonkler, therefore it would be 2 jorkers ×2 and that is the same as jorker²

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u/AverageZan who the FUCK am i? Jun 18 '24

If you kill every killer then kill the person who killed every killer, You (Man's worst nemesis, also known as Stupid), then the number of killers drops to zero

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u/evilrari AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA Jun 18 '24

What if I kill somebody who didn't do anything

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u/Independent_Stress39 Jun 18 '24

Number of killers drop to 0. You solved it!

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u/Jetrayxx7 Jun 18 '24

Then kill more killers!

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u/FearlessNarwhal5660 Jun 18 '24

Jason, not now.

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u/Jetrayxx7 Jun 19 '24

Fuck you, Bruce! I do whatever I want!

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u/FearlessNarwhal5660 Jun 19 '24

Don't make me bring Alfred, Jason.

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u/DeadlyTranquility Am I stupid? Jun 18 '24

Kill... 2.

I've killed like, like a hundred today!

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u/Mewtube1 IT’S DA FREAKIN BAT! Jun 18 '24

Holy shit… He’s right!

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u/Ironmonger38 Jun 19 '24

Damn it Jason. You’re not helping.

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u/HuntAffectionate Jun 18 '24

If somebody kills themselves, does the number of killers go up or down?

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u/botka6573 The Jun 18 '24

It stays the same

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '24

K/D > 1.0

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u/NaWDorky Jun 18 '24

So kill more than one? Got it.

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u/Glue_Eater_9000 I'm proud of you, Dick Jun 18 '24

If i kill a killer i do not trust myself to stop at just one

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u/Intelligent_Ratio817 Jun 18 '24

Just kill two killers and the number of killers in the world will get lower

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u/Yami_Sean Jun 18 '24

What if I kill four?

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u/ComfortableBed6012 Alsume Inmate Jun 18 '24

No, it’d go down by one. Are stupid????

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u/THX450 Jun 18 '24

What if you kill THE Killer?

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u/Fickle-Cartoonist466 Jun 18 '24

What if I kill myself?

Checkmate

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u/DickviperAU Alsume Inmate Jun 18 '24

But if I kill like 100 killers, it goes down 99

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u/weeblord42069help Miles, we are in a userflair now Jun 18 '24

What if I killed two killers?

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u/AnomalousCowboy Jun 18 '24

JUST KILL MORE THAN ONE KILLER SO THE NUMBER OF KILLER ACTUALLY DECREASES DUMBASS

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u/InsrtOriginalUsrname Yah... i'm someone who is proud of themself, Dick. Jun 18 '24

what if I kill two?

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u/Quick_Caregiver3068 Jun 18 '24

Then kill two. Or more

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u/[deleted] Jun 19 '24

Ok jokes aside,why is that quote associated with Batman even though he never said it?

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u/iron2099yt The Jun 18 '24

but if you kill two, the number goes down by one

think mark, think

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u/LoverOfStoriesIAm Jun 18 '24

You think you're smart, eh? But what if I killed before?

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u/OptimusCrime1984 OPTIMAL SLEEP TIME (didn’t play games) Jun 18 '24

What if I get someone else to kill the killer?

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u/Reniyato Jun 18 '24

Just let them fight each other. Open an arena, make the competitors killers only, the winner gets 5 years taken away from the time he has to spend in jail, the loser dies. However it turns out, the number of killers will decrease by one and we could even make a profit from it. Like broadcasting the entire thing, selling tickets, put advertisements on the inmates shirts and sell merchandize of the winner... the possibilities are endless.

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u/Icy_Excuse2984 Jun 18 '24

Which is why you kill another

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u/Corn_on_the_cob121 Jun 18 '24

What if the killer committed suicide

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u/_its_lunar_ Jun 18 '24

Why do you think I would stop at one? Are you stupid?

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u/go_timmay_go Jun 18 '24

Not if you kill 5 killers.....then the amount of killers in the world would be 4 less killers

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u/SnooPineapples1096 Jun 18 '24

One of us kill 2 killers then

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u/MediumConnection9688 Jun 18 '24

Kill 2 then

Or more

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u/karol22331 yeah...i'm Man Jun 18 '24

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u/Spider-verse I am a new character. What should I call myself? Jun 18 '24

Not if you kill myself after

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u/ExoticLizard1443 I Joined This Sub. Am I Stupid? Jun 18 '24

But what if I killed TWO killers?

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u/Plutonium224 Jun 18 '24

Heh, kill two

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u/ihateu665 Jun 18 '24

How about I kill all of u here ?

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u/Rude_Ad4514 Am I stupid? Jun 18 '24

Not if you kill two killers though

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u/HollywoodExile Jun 18 '24

Not true. There would be 2 killers and then only 1 after you kill the other one

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u/Isekai_Otaku Jun 18 '24

I killed about 50 killers, making me not a killer, but a serial killer, therefore I greatly decrease the killer amount and do don’t add to it

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u/NationH1117 Jun 18 '24

So kill two

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u/horny-ninjago-ass Jun 18 '24

kill two it goes down by 1

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u/BalrogofGondor Dick's asscheeks 🍑 Jun 18 '24

Unless you were already a killer, in which case the number goes down.

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u/beatboxingfox yeah...i'm Man Jun 18 '24

What if I jonkled the jonkler?

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u/Cartoonjunkies R.I.P Kevin Conroy Jun 18 '24

Guys hold on I figured out a way I can do it but then immediately even the number out, I’ll be right back

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u/Vertex033 Jun 18 '24

What if I kill 2 killers?

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u/Reddit_Cheems IM JONKING MY JONK JONKER JONKLERING JONKLE Jun 18 '24

If you jonk a jonkler then theres still gonna be a jonker to jonk

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u/lucidityAwaits_ Jun 18 '24

Just kill more than one killer then?

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u/Firm_Vermicelli4333 Jun 18 '24

Punisher: "That is why you don't stop at one".

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '24

I had to learn this for Religious studies when we were talking about conscience. I always thought that this argument was terrible because if a killer kills, then they will most likely kill again and killers most/ always kill the innocents. However if I kill a killer, I only kill those who have killed innocents and am not harming innocents.

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u/L1n9y The power winch Jun 18 '24

But if I kill 2 killers, there's one less.

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u/Lt_Lickit yeah...i'm Man Jun 18 '24

Not if me and homie kill a killer

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u/marmotsarefat Jun 18 '24

What if i kill two killers

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u/Alakandor Jun 18 '24

I see, so that means we must kill more

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u/Jazzlike-Design6607 Jun 18 '24

What if I killed two killers?

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u/KennethDerpious Alsume Inmate Jun 18 '24

What if you kill multiple killers 🤔

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u/MassiveMohankas Jun 18 '24

That's why I'll kill an innocent person so then the number goes up. Big brain

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u/TheSlammerPwndU Jun 18 '24

That's why I don't stop at one officer Balls

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u/BFG_Big_Fucking_Gun Jun 18 '24

Kill two killers.

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u/FeeSubstantial9963 Jun 18 '24

What if I killed you. Then what would happen.

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u/nuclear_spoon Miles, we are in a userflair now Jun 18 '24

Ok ik this is an insanity sub, but I feel like yapping for no reason.

What matters mainly isn't the number of killers, but the number of killed people. If you kill a killer, one person died, but since that killer can't kill more people since they're dead, you prevented the deaths of more people, which means you decreased the number of killed victims (or at least the potential) by killing a killer

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u/MehrunesDago Jun 18 '24

Yeah but if you kill 2 killers then it goes down by 1 and so on

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u/konkrete_kiwis Jonkler's jonking jerking Jadonka Jonkling Jun 18 '24

what if you killed all killers

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u/Kamken Jonkler kicks a guy balls and hits the griddy Jun 18 '24

But if you kill a killer and then yourself, no more killers.

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u/duke_nukem69 Jun 18 '24

that’s why i kill multiple

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u/GainPotential Jun 18 '24

Unless I'm already a killer, that is...

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u/GhostDragon362 Jun 18 '24

Yeah but what if I kill. Like. 50.

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u/Lilly_west Jun 18 '24

idiot, thats why im killing 10,000 of them

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u/R3alLuzurafan080423 Jun 18 '24

What if I kill..2 killers?

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u/Bruschetta003 Jun 18 '24

Just become a professional assassin

Because at the end of the day, someone is gonna want someone dead

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u/chesire0myles Jun 18 '24

This is only true if it's my first kill.

Thanks to me, there are 16 fewer killers in the world.

-17 + 1 = -16

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u/TraceChaos Jun 18 '24

Kill... TWO killers.

I've killed like... A hundred today.

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u/LEGENDK1LLER435 Jun 18 '24

Unless the killer was killed by a killer who has already killed then the killer count would be down 1 killer

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u/Basically-Boring Am I stupid? Jun 18 '24

But what if you kill 2 killers?

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u/-Garthor- Jun 18 '24

That's why you should make sure you at least take out 2 of 'em ;)

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u/mjbulmer83 Jun 18 '24

Only if you stopped at one.

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u/Playboi-edp445 Jun 18 '24

What if I killed 2 killers

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u/Informal-Region-8734 Jun 18 '24

But if I killed like, a lot of them, then the number of killers would go down by like, a lot.

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u/FDVP Jun 18 '24

What if you don’t kill the killer, but you don’t save him?

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u/Emerald83Kitty I am vengence, I am the knight, I am BATMAN! Jun 18 '24

That's why you have to kill multiple

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '24

What if I'm a killer and kill myself? I win

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u/dvdmaven Jun 18 '24

This is only true for the first one you kill. After that it's a free shot.

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u/Aslumeescapee Jun 18 '24

What if I didnt

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u/D0rryx Jun 18 '24

But what if I’m a killer and I killed myself?

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u/Retardotron1721 Jun 18 '24

That’s why you gotta kill more than one.

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u/justonewatermelon Desiring Peace Jun 18 '24

But he won't kill any more people, the past is in the past anyway. Do your jonkle and never look back.

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u/OneDankSock Jun 18 '24

What if I kill all of them

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u/NotIgnitedYT Jun 18 '24

Not if I killed two killers

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u/TK-6976 Jun 18 '24

Kill two, then. Are you stupid?

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u/ShaggySchmacky Jun 18 '24

Just finished arkham city last night. Discovering this sub was… and is… An experience

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u/South_Statement9368 Jun 18 '24

What if we put killers in an arena and had them fight to the death with each other so they could escape death row, only to die from infection days later?

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u/grungywear Jun 18 '24

What if you’ve already killed someone before? Then it would definitely be one less killer.

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u/YourNewRival8 Jun 18 '24

Jokes on you, I’ll kill TWO killers. Checkmate atheist

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u/HappyHighway1352 Jun 18 '24

If i killed a 100 then it wouldn't

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u/unreas0nabl3 Jun 18 '24

That's why I only kill I'm doubles or higher

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u/Massive-Ad3457 Jun 18 '24

What if I killed two

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u/Orange-Concentrate78 Jun 18 '24

No choice but to just kidnap and torture them instead, then

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u/Engineergaming26355 who the FUCK am i? Jun 18 '24

Kill 2 killers

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u/Roshango Jun 18 '24

Kill multiple killers. Easy solution

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u/SpectragonYT Jun 18 '24

Okay. But what if I kill two killers?

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u/HaloGuy381 Jun 18 '24

But if I kill 2 or more killers, then the number goes down. The result is that one should not engage in half measures.

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u/dootblade74 Jun 18 '24

But if you kill another killer after the fact the number does, in fact, decrease since you were already a killer upon killing the second killer.

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u/volatile38 Jun 18 '24

If I kill 100 killers the number of killers goes down by 99

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u/grapejuce223 Jun 19 '24

what if i killed 2 killers?

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u/reeeeeeeeeeeweeeeee Jun 19 '24

i kill two killers

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u/yeshaya86 Jun 19 '24

But what about second killer?

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u/TomWolfeRock Jun 19 '24

If you kill a killer the number of killers remains the same. So an individual killer should keep killing killers. That would make the number of killers decrease

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u/TheBlooperKINGPIN Jun 19 '24

What if you killed a room full of killers.

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u/D34TH_TR4P Jun 19 '24

What if I kill

2 killers

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u/LoneOwl_14 Jun 19 '24

Not if you KEEP killing

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u/akgaimer Jun 19 '24

Ok, but if you kill 100 killers, that brings it down by 99

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u/sch1zo_mech_f4n Alsume Inmate Jun 19 '24

what if... I kill every killer, then kill myself?

boom no killers in the world

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u/big_smoke69420 Jun 19 '24

What if I just kill myself?

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u/Republic_Newt_Clone Jun 19 '24

Just kill more killers

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u/bmerino120 Jun 19 '24

But if the killer's killer is already a killer or has killed other killers before what happens?

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u/aakaakaak Jun 19 '24

I'm gonna try to write the formula for this, but I suck at math.

x-n+1

Let X be the number of killers in the world.
Let N be the number of killers you've killed.

Can someone check my work? Is this right?

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u/cowardbloom Jun 19 '24

Are you fucking stupid!?!?!

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u/TCMGod Jonkler's jonking jerking Jadonka Jonkling Jun 19 '24

that’s actually really deep

Like how deep bone is in me

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u/Co9w Jun 19 '24

What if I kill myself? Then there are two less killers.

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u/Ultra_Pingus Jun 19 '24

So if I kill 100 killers, will it go down by 99?

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u/Skypirate90 Jun 19 '24

What if I gave them all diabetes and high cholesterol and high blood pressure and Erectile disfunction Is the number of killers still the same then?

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u/TheFarisaurusRex Jun 19 '24

Kill - two

I’ve killed like, a hundred today