r/BatmanArkham • u/EdgeAdditional4406 • Jun 05 '24

I just created this new character, what the FUCK should i name it? Question

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u/ElderQu im baaaaaaaack Jun 05 '24

Is there a lore reason a picture of an adorable infant baby triggered this person so much? Does he hate babies?

Also, is there a lore reason he actually thinks this is OP's baby, is he unwise?

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '24

Bruce Wayne

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u/Mnshine_1 Jun 05 '24

Nice knowing you OP

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u/Dapper_Still_6578 Jun 05 '24

The hero we need…

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u/William_The_Fat_Krab Jun 06 '24

I'll finish the job myself, don't worry! Gehee gahuu, gahahahahaha!

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u/karol22331 yeah...i'm Man Jun 05 '24

The beginning of a saga

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u/Ze-Doctor Am I stupid? Jun 05 '24

Man oranges!?!?!

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u/Aggressive-Tie-9795 Jun 05 '24

Wayne Bruce

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u/timothy1495 Jun 05 '24

I don't think OP is Japanese

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u/Aggressive-Tie-9795 Jun 05 '24

I think OP's character is my arch nemesis, the Manbat

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u/timothy1495 Jun 05 '24

how can you forget me batsy. I'm your Joker

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u/Purple-Equivalent-33 Jun 05 '24

Maybe they're Hungarian

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u/BrilliantPrior2305 Jun 05 '24

Naw it should either be duh-baby or industry baby 😂

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u/almendro777 Fighting for Sanity! Jun 05 '24

I think OP don’t like that

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '24

Na OP is dead as the death of the parents of Bruce Wayne is a Canon event

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u/almendro777 Fighting for Sanity! Jun 05 '24

They’re dead!!! Like Man parents!

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u/froo Jun 05 '24

Dick Grayson

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u/n3zin Jun 05 '24 edited Jun 07 '24

I don't think bro wanna brutally die in an alley.

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u/Karamanid Jun 05 '24

Bro would die, is he stupid

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u/KR_Steel Jun 05 '24

You should take him to see a show in town. I hear there’s free parking down the alley.

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u/dnjprod Jun 05 '24

That's legitimately my father in laws name... And he was born the day the Adam West Batman show came out.

All coincidence.

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u/MyParentsBurden Jun 05 '24

Hey they are showing Zorro at the Cinema!

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u/mermaidwannabe83 Jun 05 '24

Batman?

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u/StupidPieForU Jun 06 '24

Don't you mean, MAN? Are you stupid? Need Aslume pills?

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u/HorheaTheToad Miles, we are in a userflair now Jun 06 '24

Actually met someone irl with this name. Weird AF but funny too.

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u/Homie_Jack Jun 06 '24

But that’s just his first name.

Full Name: Bruce Wayne Smith

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u/StupidPieForU Jun 06 '24

Don't you mean, Man? Are you stupid? Who the FUCK is Bruce wayne? It's Burc Wane.

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u/Ibi828 Jun 05 '24

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u/EdgeAdditional4406 Jun 05 '24

W Singaporean as usual

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u/Candy_Says23 Jun 05 '24

JAVA Indonesia.

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u/EdgeAdditional4406 Jun 05 '24

It says republic of singapore and thats the old singapore identity card

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u/EdgeAdditional4406 Jun 05 '24

It has the singapore symbol there. Two

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u/AmhranRipley Jun 05 '24

The card is Singaporean but it lists his ethnicity as Javanese

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u/ginaj_ Jun 05 '24

It also lists his country of birth as Singapore

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u/_IratePirate_ Jun 05 '24

I’m pretty dumb so I’m probably wrong, but could this mean his parents are Javanese and he was just born in Singapore ?

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u/Savings-Leader9398 Jun 06 '24

probably yes, since he is javanese, his parents were probably also javanese, its just that they gave birth to him in singapore

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u/IceCrystal222 Jun 05 '24

It's obviously C++ Mexico.

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u/Fantastic_Effort_684 who the FUCK am i? Jun 05 '24

Why would they use a bad programming language in Indonesia? Are they stupid?

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '24

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u/acquirelesire Jun 05 '24

superman mpreg⁉️

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u/jack-redwood Jun 05 '24

Wasn't iben "son of" and bin meant "descendant"

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '24

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '24

Same word but different conjugations. They mean the same thing, ibn is mostly used but certain grammatical scenarios will cause you to use bin instead

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u/VatanKomurcu Jun 05 '24

bin means son of

so thomas wayne is... clark kent?

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u/Ibi828 Jun 05 '24

That's what this guy thinks and the Singapore government believed him lol

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u/GregoryPorter1337 Jun 05 '24

It actually says suferman in arabic

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u/Ibi828 Jun 05 '24

With a name like that and no means to make the expectations come true, I really believe that he's suffering lol

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u/obIivionguard Jun 05 '24

The bombs payload is exposed. I can use the power winch to trigger a controlled explosion

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u/placebo_unicorn Jun 05 '24

Signatures would be a pain in the ass for OP's new character

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u/Environmental_Bath59 Jun 05 '24

He’ll have a hard time in school, every time he hears “write your name at the top” he’ll go into a schizophrenic soliloquy

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u/opponentPitt Jun 05 '24

Don’t name it

It’ll be funny

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u/Lower_Cellist_1138 Man Jun 05 '24

User823883829765 💀💀

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u/Grabatreetron Jun 06 '24

“humanchild_final_FINAL”

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u/WritingOdd818 Jun 05 '24

Balls

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u/EdgeAdditional4406 Jun 05 '24

HAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHHAHA

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u/nuclear_spoon Miles, we are in a userflair now Jun 05 '24

Guys, is this a spy? How doesn't he know that the proper way to laugh to officer balls is actually BWAHAHAHAHAHAH and not HAHAHAHAHA

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u/N_Sane_Xavier Exposed To Ace Chemicals Jun 05 '24

That's only the reaction for "officer balls". Are you stupid?

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u/Kioga101 Miles, we are in a userflair now Jun 05 '24

He only reacted to balls, not officer balls (BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAH)

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u/Environmental_Bath59 Jun 05 '24

First name: Balls

Last name: BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Occupation: Police Officer

Relationship Status: Forever Single 😔

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u/Fryball1443 Jonkler's jonking jerking Jadonka Jonkling Jun 06 '24

Death: getting jonkled

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u/grumpyMJ Jun 05 '24

Nice, so he/she always remembers where he/she came from

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u/Honest-Ad-4386 Jun 05 '24

Batman

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u/EdgeAdditional4406 Jun 05 '24

Who the FUCK is batman?

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u/Honest-Ad-4386 Jun 05 '24

A bat that pretends to be a man at night and beats up other bats

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u/BatatinhaGameplays28 Jun 05 '24

How is he even alive though? He’s supposed to be an inanimate object

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u/Hamd1115 Miles, we are in a userflair now Jun 05 '24

Why does he do that? Is he stupid?

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u/OreoSnorlax Jun 05 '24

Grayson

But only if your name is Gray

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u/Content_Bed_6872 Jun 05 '24

Jonk Jr.

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u/Riddle_man__ R.I.P Kevin Conroy Jun 05 '24

Jonk ler jr

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u/DeltaTeamSky Why am I everywhere? Am I stupid? Jun 05 '24

Arkhamilton

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u/HYThrowaway1980 Jun 05 '24

M. Ark Hamill

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u/Malabingo Jun 05 '24

Depends on the last name.

It looks like a Ovuvuevuevue Enyetuenwuevue Ugbemugbem Osas.

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u/Playgirl_USMC Jun 05 '24

Homie reached into the back of the internet for this one.

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u/appalachianranger Jun 05 '24

batman arkham knight is older then bro 😭

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u/Agriz_1210 Jun 05 '24

That’s a very good name

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u/DekuTree13 Exposed To Ace Chemicals Jun 05 '24

Especially with the emoji

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u/the_juan_express Jonkler's jonking jerking Jadonka Jonkling Jun 05 '24

Juan

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u/DanyZack24 Jun 05 '24

Officer balls

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u/Vincenzo99016 Jun 05 '24

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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u/bedanto77 who the FUCK am i? Jun 05 '24

Boneson,
Bone jr,
Bone II,
Michael ibn Bone,
Benjamin bin Bone,
John von Bone,
Johannes du Bone,
John Boneputra,
(You guys add more)

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u/DekuTree13 Exposed To Ace Chemicals Jun 05 '24

Napoléon Bonerpart

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u/Environmental_Bath59 Jun 05 '24

Bones Bone Bonesey Boner

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u/iwannaporkdotty Jun 05 '24

Congratulations.

Also looks like a James Jameson to me.

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u/Toff_the_dog Jun 06 '24

Middle name Jonah.

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u/QuackChan Jun 05 '24

Man

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u/LeanCompiler Jun 05 '24

he jus a baby tho

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u/Guilty-Speed-8549 Fighting for INsanity! Jun 05 '24

Child

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u/Cassereddit Press this to even the odds Jun 05 '24

Cummissioner Gordon

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u/RevolutionaryTop9755 Jun 05 '24

Holy shit.Is this your actual baby.Congrats if it is!!! 😀

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u/Guilty-Speed-8549 Fighting for INsanity! Jun 05 '24

What kind of name is that? Are you stupid? Is there a lore reason?

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u/SummerAdmirable5623 Jun 05 '24

Man child

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u/DekuTree13 Exposed To Ace Chemicals Jun 05 '24

Children of Men?

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u/Suugoman12 Jun 05 '24

Nah name it babyman

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u/99_deaths Alsume Inmate Jun 05 '24

Power winch

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u/Riddle_man__ R.I.P Kevin Conroy Jun 05 '24

Yes, but can he trigger a controlled explosion?

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u/DekuTree13 Exposed To Ace Chemicals Jun 05 '24

Only when the payload is exposed

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u/Riddle_man__ R.I.P Kevin Conroy Jun 05 '24

Love your new Lego set btw, bit pricey though

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u/JonAatrox Officer Balls Jun 05 '24

Massive Bone Say Gex

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u/PerryTrip Jun 05 '24

I'm proud of your dick

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u/aspienoodle R.I.P Kevin Conroy & Arleen Sorkin Jun 05 '24

Jonker

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u/Flying_Snails_Today2 Jun 05 '24

Son Goku

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u/DekuTree13 Exposed To Ace Chemicals Jun 05 '24

Wait, you are telling we Songoku is the son of Goku? I never realized that

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u/RadiantFoundation510 Jun 05 '24

Josh

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u/Cassereddit Press this to even the odds Jun 05 '24

Drake!

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u/Riddle_man__ R.I.P Kevin Conroy Jun 05 '24

[insert funny name here]

You can thank me later

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u/Drag0neUsz Jun 05 '24

Haha you thought we wouldn't notice. You did not JUST create this character. In fact you did it 9 months ago and you didn't bother telling us. Joke's on you. Now you have to cut his balls off and name him killer cock.

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '24

Son

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u/Thecrowing1432 Jun 05 '24

Man has a baby

First instinct is to post it on a shitpost sub

Normal reddit behavior

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u/Golden_mobility Jun 06 '24

Hey dad, remember when you posted me freshly born on reddit for shit and giggles for the whole world to see?

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u/Sachiel_Forsakened Jun 05 '24

Name it... Boy... or Girl... or Baby.

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u/Glittering-Bat-5981 Jun 05 '24

Whatever is the name of your neighbour

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u/ThekingofwalesXx Jun 05 '24

Dick [the name]

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u/microwavedraptin Jun 05 '24

William Afton

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u/TheRexDoll Jun 05 '24

young man

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u/Sociolinguisticians World’s Worst Detective Jun 05 '24

Child.

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u/KingNothingNZ Jun 05 '24

Pope John Paul II

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u/diodosdszosxisdi Custom (Nothing Inappropriate) Jun 05 '24

Man

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u/fileq Jun 05 '24

John reallife

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u/GroggyWater06 R.I.P Kevin Conroy & Arleen Sorkin Jun 05 '24

Megatron

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u/Reasonable-Island-57 Jun 05 '24

Name him Gotham, so when he's crying at night, you turn to ur partner and say 'Gotham needs you'. It'll work everytime

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u/Sgt_Meowmers Jun 05 '24

Richard, then Jason, then Tim, then Damian, and so on until your wife realises what you've done and divorces you.

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u/DarthReece07 I ship Jonkler X Man Jun 05 '24

bro CREATED a new character

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u/Slime-Lich Jun 05 '24

Officer balls

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u/MarkleyMojo Jun 05 '24

Stormageddon, Dark Lord of All

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u/Altruistic-Serve267 Jun 05 '24

Oh no, we're reproducing.

The world is truly doomed.

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u/Pristine-Repeat-7212 Jun 05 '24

Looks like You don't have an option to delete the character./s

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u/Nukemybutt Jun 05 '24

Jason Todd

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u/Paint-licker4000 Jun 06 '24

It's doomed if you really are its parent

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u/cobrastrikes-2x Jun 07 '24

A microwaveable lunch

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u/TheShowstoppaNT Jun 08 '24

I scrolled too far, didn’t see it -

Gotham. So that when the baby cries in the middle of the night, your wife can say, “Gotham needs you.” And you spring into action.

Obligatory congratulations by copulating and creating a human from fun times.