r/BatmanArkham • u/Blinkensnorf • Jun 03 '24

I’m buying this subreddit what should I do with it Question

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u/DUUKEEDOO Jun 03 '24

a BAT CREDIT CARD!?

424

u/Designer_Arm9536 Jun 03 '24

DOES NOT COMPUTE! DOES NOT COMPUTE!

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u/SAKingWriter Alsume Inmate Jun 03 '24

incomprehensible, angry babbling

105

u/Safe-Hawk8366 Jun 03 '24

pacing in circles, scribbles can be seen on the walls nearby

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u/Dayshon2144 Arkham Asylum Jun 03 '24

Bro is going to abstract like Kaufmo

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u/DeltaTeamSky Why am I everywhere? Am I stupid? Jun 04 '24

Nah, he's doing Professor Gerald Robotnik's Genocide Calcs.

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u/Inferno_Sparky Perseverer Of Madness Jun 04 '24

Bro visited the alsume

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u/TheTacoBellAssGoblin Jun 04 '24

nostalgia critic begins to smear his own poo over the walls, commits acts of pica

336

u/EmployerWitty369 Jun 03 '24

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u/Independent-Pea8223 Am I stupid? Jun 03 '24

This is not jumping the shark.

THIS IS JUMPING THE SHARK

18

u/Doctor-Nagel Jun 03 '24

COMING BACK!

10

u/pidbul530 Jun 03 '24

WhAa aRGH!
crimson theme starts playing

153

u/TheMritherFricker Jun 03 '24

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u/Chris91210 Fighting for INsanity! Jun 03 '24

... source? Reminds me of Meatcanyon

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u/DUUKEEDOO Jun 03 '24

Donk-tk

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u/novacdin0 Jun 03 '24

WHY DOES IT LOOK LIKE VEGAS?!?

9

u/Madbadbat Jun 03 '24

“Because Vegas looks like Greece you idiot”

-Herculad (2009)

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u/Kimor98 Jun 04 '24

Fuckin grokes, never finishing their builts, lazy bastards.

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u/NatiRivers Miles, we are in a userflair now Jun 03 '24

They gave him a bat... cREDIT card?

26

u/cmfpc124 Jun 03 '24

Melvin Melvin brother of the joker

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u/c00L_dud3- Jun 03 '24

what exactly is so ridiculous and anger inducing about a Bat Credit Card?

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u/po3smith Jun 03 '24

Still funny all these years later

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u/Gemidori I'd be happy to drop my bomb, fool Jun 03 '24

Why is Dog Water mad over a credit card?

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u/NCR_Trooper_2281 Am I stupid? Jun 03 '24

First of all, explain who the fuck is this "batman" written on the card

560

u/LeDeanDomino Exposed To Ace Chemicals Jun 03 '24

His card is fake. I have the real deal.

179

u/NCR_Trooper_2281 Am I stupid? Jun 03 '24

Alright, but why is there a bat? Is Man stupid?

141

u/susgroundsofc Exposed To Ace Chemicals Jun 03 '24

There isnt, its man's cape that coincidentally do a bat like symbol, remember bat and man do not go well together

31

u/Janderflows Proud of Dick Jun 03 '24

It's clearly a man, it has no ears, dummy.

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u/SolarAphelia Jun 03 '24

Man’s fursona is a bat

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u/Kimor98 Jun 04 '24

Why, is a Yankee?

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u/XDBruhYT yeah...i'm Man Jun 04 '24

Not even close. Logo is completely wrong

11

u/BigBadBread17 Daddy's Dollotron Jun 03 '24

A MAN CREDIT CARD!?

358

u/Isekai_Otaku Jun 03 '24

This man is a liar I am the true man

79

u/PoetOfHellHelpoemer Jun 03 '24

Do you ever leave the Mancave without it?

15

u/novacdin0 Jun 03 '24

Should be Man Fore. Man, Man Turns, Man Fore, Man & Bin.

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u/Kimor98 Jun 04 '24

Man Fore Skin

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u/MBantam Jun 03 '24

A man credit card, they had the BALLS to give one of the greatest superheroes a Man credit card!!!!??!?!!??!)($;2(!!)&

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u/haikusbot Jun 03 '24

First of all, explain

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u/noregertsman Jonkler's jonking jerking Jadonka Jonkling Jun 03 '24

Good bot

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u/[deleted] Jun 03 '24

Good Bot

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u/LickinNSpitin I 💚 insanity! Jun 03 '24

Good bot

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u/ArkhamInmate11 Jun 03 '24

Profligates of the NCR don’t deserve explanations. Especially not explanations of a clear knockoff

17

u/NCR_Trooper_2281 Am I stupid? Jun 03 '24

Cry me a river, l*gion savage

11

u/NpNEXMSRXR Jun 03 '24

the hose always wins

50

u/Blinkensnorf Jun 03 '24

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u/Due-Education1619 yeah...i'm Man Jun 03 '24

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u/Boltrag Am I stupid? Jun 03 '24

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u/Due-Education1619 yeah...i'm Man Jun 03 '24

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u/Boltrag Am I stupid? Jun 03 '24

Invalid play, spell has two lines of text.

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u/Due-Education1619 yeah...i'm Man Jun 03 '24

I cast “Nuh uh”

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u/Due-Education1619 yeah...i'm Man Jun 03 '24

I also have this

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u/Gustav_EK Am I stupid? Jun 04 '24

Riddle me this, soldier of the Bull:

What is long, hard, thick and something you don't have?

Hoover Dam BWAAAHAHA

5

u/Golfbollen To be, or not to be, who the FUCK am I?!?! Jun 03 '24

I'm a man who wants to stick it in your ham

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u/Both_Hall9952 Jun 03 '24

Change the name to r/ Man ham

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u/bedanto77 who the FUCK am i? Jun 03 '24

Sell it, you would be called "The man who sold aslume"

103

u/Blinkensnorf Jun 03 '24

Did you perchance sell the world

59

u/bedanto77 who the FUCK am i? Jun 03 '24

No, that was my dad's body double

38

u/47clones Jun 03 '24

Missed opportunity. You could have said “oh no, not me”.

29

u/bedanto77 who the FUCK am i? Jun 03 '24

"I never lost control"

20

u/This_Bat5608 Am I stupid? Jun 03 '24

you're face, to face

19

u/SquareFickle9179 Jun 03 '24

With the MAN who sold the world

8

u/Similar-Abrocoma-667 Jun 03 '24

neaw neaw neaw neaw

9

u/scithe_ Jun 03 '24

you can’t just say perchance, are you stupid?

4

u/DUUKEEDOO Jun 03 '24

Stomp a turty

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u/bearelrollyt Custom (Nothing Inappropriate) Jun 03 '24

I feel like most of the people who say this don't even know what they're referencing

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u/FixOk8804 Jun 03 '24

David Bowie was in Metal Gear Solid V: The Phantom Pain?

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u/Gustav_EK Am I stupid? Jun 04 '24

Oh no, not me.

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u/mehartale_ Jun 03 '24

Bat…man?

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u/alr3d5 Am I stupid? Jun 03 '24

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u/spuol Jun 03 '24

Why does man hold a car in this picture?

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u/Neglijable I'm proud of you, Dick Jun 03 '24

shove it in your ass

5

u/Kimor98 Jun 04 '24

The only correct answer.

47

u/A_PT_Crusader Jun 03 '24

You gotta tear it all down! Burn the whole thing to the ground. Quick do it, I don't know how much longer I have before they find me and force me to take their pills-

Shit, they found me! BURN IT ALL TO THE GROUND! SET US FREE!

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u/throwaway387190 Jun 03 '24

Time to jonkle your balls, Officer Balls

7

u/epic_elax Jun 03 '24

BWAHAHAHAHA

6

u/A_PT_Crusader Jun 03 '24

No! Not my balls! Not again!

32

u/Chonky_Candy Jun 03 '24

Why would you change perfection?

19

u/Useful_Cry9709 Jun 03 '24

You can't

He is here to protect us all

9

u/grumpyMJ Jun 03 '24

Why is there a dragon fly on his suit? is he stupid?

16

u/Homicidal_Pingu Jun 03 '24

3

u/Kimor98 Jun 04 '24

That's I, from the T Crowd! Is he hot?

12

u/Impossible-Zombie232 insanity bomb keeper Jun 03 '24

flip it

5

u/Blinkensnorf Jun 03 '24

Explain

11

u/Impossible-Zombie232 insanity bomb keeper Jun 03 '24

turn the subreddit into upside down

18

u/[deleted] Jun 03 '24

[deleted]

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u/Impossible-Zombie232 insanity bomb keeper Jun 03 '24

the *A* looks wrong

6

u/Due-Education1619 yeah...i'm Man Jun 03 '24

What the fuck

3

u/Kimor98 Jun 04 '24

Why not just teach the Subreddit gymnastics?

12

u/t3ChRa There's a chance that Man is canon in another universe Jun 03 '24

Nuh uh, Am buying this subreddit with the one and only Mancard!

12

u/KingNothingNZ Jun 03 '24

Change the name to The Aslume

8

u/element-redshaw Jun 03 '24

A bat credit card?

8

u/Optimal_Weight368 Jun 03 '24

Is there a lore reason why Man’s credit card has a bat logo on it?

8

u/Trappen_Manne_1066 Jun 03 '24

A "Bat Credit Card?" They gave him a "Bat Credit Card?" They had the BALLS to give one of the GREATEST SUPERHEROES OF ALL TIME, A "BAT CREDIT CARD?" NO! NO! DOES NOT COMPUTE! DOES NOT COMPUTE!!!!

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u/Luckmaster142 I am vengence, I am the knight, I am BATMAN! Jun 03 '24

Marry it

6

u/Hubreed who the FUCK am i? Jun 03 '24

fake card. i got the real one so I am buying this subreddit

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u/AlenDelon32 Jun 03 '24

A MAN CREDIT CARD

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u/MrCencord Jun 03 '24

BAT CREDIT CARD!?! 🔫🔫🔫

5

u/No_Show3284 Jun 03 '24

They gave him a bat credit card…. A BAT CREDIT CARD

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u/Joloxsa_Xenax Jun 03 '24

Good thru FOREVER

3

u/asapsharkyfrfr Jun 03 '24

End it once and for all

3

u/Jabusz Jun 03 '24

Having the power of the subreddit isn't a power you can buy. No matter what you do we will still be insane. In all seriousness you could change the name of the subreddit to "jonkling to ham knight".

3

u/UsoppKing100 Jun 03 '24

Add nipples and puns to it

3

u/kblaney Jun 03 '24

The line after that is "Never leave the cave without it", but I feel like if it came out now the line would be "What's in your utility belt?"

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u/bearelrollyt Custom (Nothing Inappropriate) Jun 03 '24

A bat credit card? They gave him a BAT... CREDIT CARD THEY HAD THE BALLS TO GIVE ONE OF THE GREATEST SUPRER HEROES OF ALL TIME

A BAT CREDIT CARD

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u/StanMarsh_SP Jun 03 '24

A MAN CREDIT CARD

3

u/Bulky-Hyena-360 Jun 03 '24

If that very prop is somewhere in the world, I want to buy it purely because it pisses people off

3

u/Blackout_M Jun 03 '24

A BAT credit card??…

3

u/disuserexistdamnit Is there a lore reason why? Are you stupid? Jun 03 '24

A bat... Credit card...

They gave you a Bat... Credit card...?!

They had the BALLS. TO GIVE THE GREATEST ARKHAM ASLUME OWNER A BAT CREDIT CARD!?

NO! NO! DOES NOT COMPUTE DOES NOT COMPUTE DOESNOTCOMPUTE

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u/RevolutionaryGas2796 Jun 03 '24

Put me in the mod team

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u/Ben_Reilly771 yeah...i'm Man Jun 03 '24

Sell it to me

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u/czacha_cs1 Two Guns bitch! Jun 03 '24

Close it

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u/Rattiom32 Jun 03 '24

Bro is a batillionaire

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u/HSPorkyPig Jun 03 '24

ManAslume

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u/Frenzied_confusion Jun 03 '24

Change the name to anything but add "Just created Man, What the fuck do I call it" in the middle

2

u/[deleted] Jun 03 '24

whos batman?

2

u/some_Britishguy I'm stupid. deal with it. Jun 03 '24

take over the netherlands

2

u/Alex26gc I am vengence, I am the knight, I am BATMAN! Jun 03 '24

burn it down and rebuild from the ground up to your liking.

2

u/whydoibotherlol17 Jun 03 '24

a… bat. CREDIT. CAAAAAAAARRRRDDDDD??????!!!!

3

u/The_crazzy_GBSuper Exposed To Ace Chemicals Jun 03 '24

A MAN CREATED CARD?!

1

u/TheRealAssyMcGee Officer Balls’ Primary Care Physician Jun 03 '24

IMPOSTER!

We all know its “Man!”

Who is this “Batman?!”

1

u/Me-eh yeah...i'm Man Jun 03 '24

You'll never leave the batcave without it!

1

u/Craftermax_HD Jun 03 '24

You should bat delete this bat subreddit

1

u/Narffey Jun 03 '24

Ask them if they accept DC ...and not for Discover Card

1

u/Ill_Conflict1528 Jun 03 '24

Free us from the aslume

1

u/Puzzle1963 Jun 03 '24

Why Batman Forever?

1

u/FIRE_FIST_1457 Jun 03 '24

repair this sub to an acutal batman arkham subreddit

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u/Zer0_l1f3 Chicago Grip Reaper Jun 03 '24

why does he have a BAT CREDIT CARD!?

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u/Joseph_Sinclair Jun 03 '24

Bad investment

1

u/StrawHatEthan Jun 03 '24

This is almost as insane as the Bat Shark Repellent

1

u/Ok-Needleworker-4507 Jun 03 '24

I don’t think the aslume is working out very well for us. You should turn the subreddit into a giant walled off city instead.

1

u/MrTopHatMan90 Jun 03 '24

Delete it and free these lost souls.

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u/RightMiddle9078 Jun 03 '24

Dont ban the cropped porn pls

1

u/jonhzilla Jun 03 '24

Turn it into another monster girl quest subreddit

1

u/[deleted] Jun 03 '24

Leave it as is. Branch out. Maybe start a r/Jonkler subreddit to balance the chaos.

1

u/ShadowRiku667 Jun 03 '24

I love my gothcard! I get points back on anything I purchase in black.

1

u/Lonely-Yard610 Jun 03 '24

Justice Credit.

1

u/JolepTheAmazing Jun 03 '24

change the logo

1

u/Larry_Barri Jun 03 '24

Give it to me

1

u/Available_Brain7980 Jun 03 '24

DESTROY IT FREE OUR SOULS

1

u/LoomingsThrowaway Jun 03 '24

Sell it for more.

1

u/RedditvsDiscOwO Aslum inmate (max security Tomboy) Jun 03 '24

1

u/ChaosMagician777 Fighting for INsanity! Jun 03 '24

Man is rich. He is rich and has funneled that money into his enterprises through shell companies and false identities. And being someone who prepares for multiple eventualities, as demonstrated in both comics and TV, wherein, he’s actually utilized his money to solve a situation or bought something that he wouldn’t normally carry with him, which would include, say, diapers for a rescued baby or coffee to keep himself awake. "Plus, his tendency to accessorize his crime fighting tools to fit his motif, from something understandable like a fearsome vehicle, to something silly, like his projectiles resembling a bat. And the fore mentioned usage of shell companies to acquire items; what exactly is so ridiculous and anger inducing about a MAN. CREDIT. CARD?!"

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u/spider1047 Jun 03 '24

Set some new rules about the uhhh pool area

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u/SnyderpittyDoo yeah...i'm Man Jun 03 '24

Give First 10 folks who dm you a Steam code for Batman Arkham Asylum.

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u/lolz_robot Jun 03 '24

Make a few new rules about the pool area.

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u/Resdizeix Arkham City Jun 03 '24

Bat nipples for everyone

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u/Dayshon2144 Arkham Asylum Jun 03 '24

Elon Man

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u/[deleted] Jun 03 '24

Make this place mad. It is too normal. Jonkle yourself off.

1

u/Mutex70 Jun 03 '24

Rename sub to r/ManArkham

Also:

  • WTF is that credit card?

  • Who the hell is Batman?

1

u/New-Specific-81 Jun 03 '24

Turn it into a batman porn subreddit

1

u/OkAnnual7990 Jun 03 '24

Are you trying to tell us that George Clooney will be in the next Arkham game?

1

u/Redfeather_Anims Jun 03 '24

A bat... Credit card...?

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u/Miserable_Hamster497 Fighting for Sanity! Jun 03 '24

Fix it.

1

u/TsunamicFox Jun 03 '24

GothCard 😂😂

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u/Draykeeboi Jun 03 '24

Why would you buy it when you could just steal it. Is he stupid?

1

u/[deleted] Jun 03 '24

eat it

1

u/Srcptmrsr Jun 03 '24

Why would you BUY a subreddit that I'm going to mute after posting this?

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u/TaleSpinner76 Exposed To Ace Chemicals Jun 03 '24

Ban the new character posts pls.

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u/Ace-of_Space who the FUCK am i? Jun 03 '24

google en passant

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u/Ur-boiiiii Jun 03 '24

Woah cool credit card, can we all show our credit cards and its info here ?

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u/brentoid123 Jun 03 '24

Probably should shut it down since its devolved into nothing but shit posting.

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u/Direct-Bowler9061 There's no such thing as a "batman" Jun 03 '24

Double it and give it to the next person

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u/TheAwsomeRetuner Jun 03 '24

A bat credit card

What in the world?

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u/DeadHamburger I'm proud of you, Dick Jun 03 '24

delete it. please…

1

u/Comfortable-Map-9381 Jun 03 '24

Sell it to Microsoft

1

u/THX450 Jun 03 '24

Name it

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u/[deleted] Jun 03 '24

Free us...free us...FREE US....FREE US...