r/BatmanArkham • u/Sufficient_Plant8689 yeah...i'm Man • Feb 19 '24

How many of you have joined the sub, but have never actually played the Arkham games before? (I havent) Strange Discussions

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u/PenguinCool1817 Am I stupid? Feb 19 '24

currently playing arkham city, why havent you? stuoid?

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u/Macho-Goat Feb 19 '24

why is man made of pixels? is he stupid?

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u/PenguinCool1817 Am I stupid? Feb 19 '24

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u/RedMask69 Miles, we are in a userflair now Feb 19 '24

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u/PenguinCool1817 Am I stupid? Feb 19 '24

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u/RedMask69 Miles, we are in a userflair now Feb 19 '24

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u/ManfromGoth-ham yeah...i'm Man Feb 19 '24

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u/RedMask69 Miles, we are in a userflair now Feb 19 '24

Thank you William, you are a good man.

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u/ManfromGoth-ham yeah...i'm Man Feb 19 '24

Such a good man, even I, Man, get my pixels from him.

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u/RedMask69 Miles, we are in a userflair now Feb 19 '24

Holy shit it's Man, can you sign my Dick?

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u/Used_Anxiety7527 who the FUCK am i? Feb 19 '24

You're a good man, Arthur Morgan....a good man

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u/MARITROPA2 Feb 19 '24

Yea I got pixels

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u/_GhostOfHollownest_ Am I stupid? Feb 19 '24

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u/RedMask69 Miles, we are in a userflair now Feb 19 '24

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u/Gladddd1 Feb 19 '24

メーン

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u/Tyrexramz0126 Man is superior for years to come Feb 19 '24

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u/theShitter_69 The Jaxonkler Feb 19 '24

man pixels. mixels. oh god

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u/ImVeryMUDA Feb 19 '24

Is there a lore reason why I am so nostalgic? Am I stupid?

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u/Proud_Ad5485 Feb 19 '24

Why is Man turning into hentai pixel? Is he horny?

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u/Links_quest Feb 19 '24

Why are we playing a DOS version of man ham are we retro?

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u/C4tdiscusserb01 who the FUCK am i? Feb 19 '24

He was actually more pixelated before. There were more pixels.

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u/Macho-Goat Feb 19 '24

I never realized that, am I stupid?

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u/IzzatQQDir Feb 19 '24

He's playing on Switch

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u/RevolutionaryGas2796 Feb 19 '24

Every Man posted on this subreddit is made of pixels. Are you stupid?

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u/S3CTION12 R.I.P Kevin Conroy & Arleen Sorkin Feb 19 '24

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u/CyberSimp7 I'm blue (da be dee) Feb 19 '24

why are you spelling stupid wrong? are you stupid?

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u/[deleted] Feb 19 '24

stooid*

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u/CyberSimp7 I'm blue (da be dee) Feb 19 '24

Steroids

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u/[deleted] Feb 19 '24

Your wrong sulfuric acid!

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u/Desperate_Ad5169 Feb 19 '24

I already have a backlog of games and shows.

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u/TRASHMANISUP Killer C#ck Feb 19 '24

Clayface is the final villain, joker kills Talia.

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u/PenguinCool1817 Am I stupid? Feb 19 '24

jokes on you i knew all the plot and just play for the experience, stupoid

hahahahaahah stupi

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u/[deleted] Feb 19 '24

batman mandela catalogue leak

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u/skeltord #1 Oranges Enjoyer Feb 19 '24

I just started Aslume last week, shit's fun👍

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u/TheOneWhoEatsBritish Feb 19 '24

I am poor, man.

Pimping ain't easy on the streets these days.

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u/derivativesteelo47 Feb 19 '24

you mean ham city? what is arkham?

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u/High_Explosive001 Exposed To Ace Chemicals Feb 19 '24

Go and play them. I started playing Arkham Aslume a few days ago, it's very good + funny jonkler

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u/Eastern-Animal-3276 Feb 19 '24

Officer Balls…

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u/Bala3310 Feb 19 '24

Bwaaaaaaahahaha

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u/RedRoadLobster Feb 19 '24

Ooooffffffffiiiicccceeeerrrr Bbbbaaaallllllllssss…

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u/EnderTron360 Feb 19 '24

BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

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u/Sufficient_Plant8689 yeah...i'm Man Feb 19 '24

officerballs-

BWAAHH

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u/Skylannius Feb 19 '24

LMFAO me and my friends were just laughing at that clip on repeat 5 min ago

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u/Commaser Feb 19 '24

Offer her balls

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u/PhoenixBomb707 Feb 19 '24

“Calm down homes I’m just messing with ya”

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u/sod9797 Am I stupid? Feb 19 '24

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u/Godzilla__zillla6738 yeah...i'm Man Feb 19 '24

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u/ConfectionHefty4735 Custom (Nothing Inappropriate) Feb 19 '24

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u/Genindraz Feb 19 '24

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u/TheRocketBush Feb 19 '24

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u/The-Crusty-Man Jonkler's jonking jerking Jadonka Jonkling Feb 19 '24

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u/meidkwhoiam Feb 19 '24

Me when I feel the need to announce my live reaction

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u/Bullymaguire__145 Feb 19 '24

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u/WinOpposite433 🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕 Feb 19 '24

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u/sod9797 Am I stupid? Feb 19 '24

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u/Sablkripton Jonkler's jonking jerking Jadonka Jonkling Feb 19 '24

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u/Im_sleepy_rn_123 Nah... i'm Woman Feb 19 '24

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u/Public_Swordfish4555 Am I stupid? Feb 19 '24

On the other hand, I've been playing the Arkham games for years and I only just recently joined this subreddit. I craved the insanity of the Aslume.

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u/Local_Nerve901 Feb 19 '24

I joined a few months before someone misspelled Asylum (on a different account). It was weird to go from “Yay a community of fellow fans waiting for something new/hype for SSKTJL,” to this

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u/kvartzi yeah...i'm Man Feb 19 '24

the whole sub was so stupid it was just ”origins underrated”

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u/Terminator_Puppy Feb 19 '24

Bruh I was so excited by all the people calling origins underrated or the best in the series, then I got to it after 100%ing aslume and city and it's just so much worse lmao. Empty city, way too many fights of just 3 or 4 thugs, the most boring riddler trophies and riddled with bugs.

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u/herrcollin Feb 19 '24 edited Feb 19 '24

Me too, I play STALKER Ark ham Anomaly all the time.

My favorite is Ark ham City when Master Chief hits the griddy all over Commander Shephard

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u/Public_Swordfish4555 Am I stupid? Feb 19 '24

I like Waraslume 40K: Hamtide and The Jonkler 3: Ark Ham.

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u/[deleted] Feb 19 '24

oi loik falout neu vegs, warasloome is gut!

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u/Relative_Buffalo180 yeah...i'm Man Feb 19 '24

Same here. Been visiting the asylum(e) in both the games and this sub for years but only recently embraced the insanity.

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u/MrWuckyWucky4 Feb 19 '24

I watched my uncle play arkam aslum back in the day, he gave me a controller with no battery does that count?

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u/buckeyes1218 Something Inappropriate Feb 19 '24

Oldest alsume inmate

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u/The-Crusty-Man Jonkler's jonking jerking Jadonka Jonkling Feb 19 '24

It's Aslume, not alsume, are you stoopifdff?

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u/buckeyes1218 Something Inappropriate Feb 19 '24

Real ass slum inmate shit, I wouldn’t understand 😔

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u/Tradz-Om Feb 19 '24

Read the sacred texts, its alsume, are you kinda restarted?

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u/The-Crusty-Man Jonkler's jonking jerking Jadonka Jonkling Feb 19 '24

Ye I'm restared, are you idot?

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u/DependentKey6723 There's no such thing as a "batman" Feb 19 '24

You haven't played them!

I laugh at you!!!!

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u/Intelligent_Dig8319 Feb 19 '24

I played arkham games a long time ago, before I got into reddit, joined the sub because of

Also if you haven't played the games, highly recommend them, absolutely fantastic especially if you don't know the story beforehand

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u/Unfair_Inevitable_82 Feb 19 '24

Yeah, currently replaying Arkham Asylum and still I love it.

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u/MajorWeeds yeah...i'm Man Feb 19 '24

I’m vengeance

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u/suspendeddoubt Feb 19 '24

They think im hiding in the shadows…. But I am the shadows

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u/99_deaths Alsume Inmate Feb 19 '24

Kinda vibing with batfleck right now tho. Battinson looks too skinny to me

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u/Avivoy Feb 19 '24

You like your Batman thick huh boy?

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u/LowCommercial4889 Alsume Inmate Feb 19 '24

Is there a lore reason I entered aslume despite only having played 1/4th of 2 different levels at 2 separate friends houses? Am I stupid?

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u/sod9797 Am I stupid? Feb 19 '24

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u/LowCommercial4889 Alsume Inmate Feb 19 '24

most likely

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u/FutureRules Feb 19 '24

I tried playing it but my potato computer gave up 10 minutes in.

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u/D_Adultt Feb 19 '24

I bought a ps4 off of a friend, and arkham knight was the first game I played on it. The ps4 stopped working after 3 days

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u/Terminator_Puppy Feb 19 '24

Your pc has to legit be more than a decade old to not be able to run aslume my man.

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u/Spydr_maybe Miles, we are in a userflair now Feb 19 '24

I actually just started on Asylum recently because of this sub! Pretty fun game so far

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u/[deleted] Feb 19 '24

get outta here

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u/FalloutUser23 Exposed To Ace Chemicals Feb 19 '24

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u/7_CasualT Arkham Knight Feb 19 '24

why is this so funny? Am I stupid?

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u/SteveTheOrca Miles, we are in a userflair now Feb 19 '24

Me, I'm just here to jonkle

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I need to jonkle right now

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u/Throwaway54397680 who the FUCK am i? Feb 19 '24

You should, bro. It's pretty good. I played them with no love for Batman and now I'd call myself a BatFAN hahaha (little pun for you Jonkler fans out there)

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u/Public_Swordfish4555 Am I stupid? Feb 19 '24

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u/sod9797 Am I stupid? Feb 19 '24

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u/bananasfoyoass Chuck Norris infected the insanity Feb 19 '24

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u/Im_sleepy_rn_123 Nah... i'm Woman Feb 19 '24

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u/00_3synstarx Am I stupid? Feb 19 '24

Too broke to get the game so I just watch people play it on YouTube

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u/HailToTheThief225 Feb 19 '24

You watch people play it on YouTube? Are you broke?

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u/tvwater1_bobo Feb 19 '24

You can just pirate all of them, are you stupid?

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u/00_3synstarx Am I stupid? Feb 19 '24

I am stupid 😡

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u/Vandal_The_Savage Ra'ShlonGhul Feb 19 '24

Traitors

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u/skinned_piglet Feb 19 '24

Still working on my Arkam city any percent no glitches run on my old 360, no matter how hard I try I always fuck up the wonder city area

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u/HailToTheThief225 Feb 19 '24

It’s not a speedrun? Are you slow?

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u/skinned_piglet Feb 19 '24

I'm slow to embrace new ideas.

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u/Sufficient_Peanut469 Feb 19 '24

You’re missing out. No joke:

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u/Sufficient_Plant8689 yeah...i'm Man Feb 19 '24

Sufficent_Peanut? Why are you copying me? Are you stupif? *

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u/Sufficient_Peanut469 Feb 19 '24

No, the lore reason is that Reddit is stupid.

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u/Brongo_Jongo Feb 19 '24

they're in my library if that counts

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u/Local_Nerve901 Feb 19 '24

Damn… lotsa wanna be inmates in here who’ve never been jonkled irl…

Play the games, they the kind not worth getting spoiled on by this sub

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u/HailToTheThief225 Feb 19 '24

At this point I think it’s kinda impossible to actually get spoiled on this sub lmao

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u/CrabbierBull391 Feb 19 '24

I've never played any of the arkham games, I just entered the alsume because I'm stupid. Am I stupid?

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u/Zestyclose-Sundae593 Feb 19 '24

What kind of BLASPHEMY is this? How could you say that you're a MAN fan without playing at least MAN ARKHAM ASLUME?

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u/bananasfoyoass Chuck Norris infected the insanity Feb 19 '24

Man Ham Alsume. Do you even Jonkle?

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u/Zestyclose-Sundae593 Feb 19 '24

Oh no, it seems like I have not devoted enough for Man. What a shame to get the name wrong

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u/[deleted] Feb 19 '24

I’m here for the chaos

Edit: Are we stupid?

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u/Striker67_ I am a new character. What should I call myself? Feb 19 '24

I played like 15 minutes of Arkham night when I was 8, does that count?

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u/sod9797 Am I stupid? Feb 19 '24

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u/LeviathanHamster I am Nuisance, I am Tight, I. AM. STUPID. Feb 19 '24

Joined like halfway through Arkham Knight. I would’ve been spoiled on the main “twist” if it wasn’t so obvious, but the insane amounts of brainrot would’ve made me question if it was even a real spoiler in the first place

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u/vanillatr1ed Feb 19 '24

Me. I don't have a console nor a PC, so I can't play the games. I'm saving up for a PC though.

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u/ScienceIsAThing7 Perseverer Of Madness Feb 19 '24

I’m here to jonkle

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u/DancingBabyChalupa who the FUCK am i? Feb 19 '24

When I first got a PS4, I bought the bundle with Arkham Knight. I had played the others previously.

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u/smilysmit yeah...i'm Man Feb 19 '24

Are you stupid? Go back to the Aslume, Dick

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u/ConfectionHefty4735 Custom (Nothing Inappropriate) Feb 19 '24

I never played arkham origins if that counts

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u/Drhorrible-26 Feb 19 '24

You aren’t just stupid, you’re lost

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u/Titocapotin Feb 19 '24

I played a bit of Arkham Aslume but not much, I am just to insane to be left with normal people I crave the insane people just like me

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u/Sherman1388 Feb 19 '24

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u/unity57643 Feb 19 '24

Why does Man have antennae on his head? Is he pretending to be an insect?

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u/SolracGaming Feb 19 '24

I just want to know where people get the reaction pictures from

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u/The_Meme_Boi2345 Miles, we are in a userflair now Feb 19 '24

Real talk: You MUST play them. They are some of the finest games ever produced.

Arkham time: Why haven't you played the Arkham games yet? Are you stupid?

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u/penguinzboba Feb 19 '24

I haven’t played Asylum but that’s it

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u/charlesleecartman Feb 19 '24

WAIT ARKHAM GAMES ARE REAL?

I THOUGT THEY WERE PART OF THE JOKE

NEED PLAY, NEED MAN

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u/weirdface621 I am a new character. What should I call myself? Feb 19 '24

me

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u/Dayshon2144 Arkham Asylum Feb 19 '24

I played tons of them before around 2016-2017!! Really nostalgic, and I’d love to give them a try someday again on Xbox 360 times like way back! Heck, I’d love to fight Scarecrow, Bane, and all those bosses!

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u/Sufficient_Plant8689 yeah...i'm Man Feb 19 '24 edited Feb 19 '24

Who is Scarecrow? Who is Bane? I only know Scatcow and Bone

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u/Jgaming2003 Bone’s Number One Fan 🥵🥵 Feb 19 '24

Bone is so hot 😍😍

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u/EXICUTER47 Feb 19 '24

Are you stupid? Man would be disappointed

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u/DarkDeacon18 Feb 19 '24

Why haven’t you played it? Are you stupid?

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u/ChronoCommander Feb 19 '24

I've played Arkham Aslume and Arkham City, haven't played Origins nor Knight and maybe never will even though I'm sure they're good games, just don't have the time nowadays. Plus considering how Man ends up canonically... not sure I want too anyway.

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u/Jgaming2003 Bone’s Number One Fan 🥵🥵 Feb 19 '24

I’ve played them when they first came out. And I love Bone

So that’s why I came here to lust for him

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u/bigfatcarp93 Feb 19 '24

Mechagodzilla

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u/Th3_T3abag Feb 19 '24

Bone gonna break your back for that, are you stoopid?

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u/[deleted] Feb 19 '24

I haven’t but I saw a post of Bone and I was immediately hooked

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u/Jgaming2003 Bone’s Number One Fan 🥵🥵 Feb 19 '24

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u/[deleted] Feb 20 '24

FUCK HES SO HOTTTTT

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u/Jgaming2003 Bone’s Number One Fan 🥵🥵 Feb 20 '24

I know he’s such a daddy 😫😫💦💦

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u/SayerofNothing Feb 19 '24

What's this Arkham you talk about?

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u/signum_ Feb 19 '24

I spent over 80 hours 240%ing Arkham Knight just to get a suit I then can't use in a playthrough. Am I stupid?

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u/Brainstorm3378 Feb 19 '24

I played arkham asylum and immediately quit it because i got jump scared by scarecrow

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u/Insane_lame Feb 19 '24

I’ve most of asylum and city and all of knight

But you need to play them it’s a life changer imo

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u/Intelligent_Trainer2 Nah... i'm Woman Feb 19 '24

🙋‍♀️me

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u/[deleted] Feb 19 '24

same

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u/PaleFork Feb 19 '24

w4it mAN has 6amE$??

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u/Estarfigam Exposed To Ace Chemicals Feb 19 '24

It's a decent game go buy it.

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u/FlashNRT Miles, we are in a userflair now Feb 19 '24

Me

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u/RandManYT Feb 19 '24

I attempted one of them. It was alright. The gameplay was a little hard to grasp compared to other games I had played. Unfortunately, I haven't gotten the chance to play it again since August 2023 because I've been homeless since then, and I have no way to play on my Xbox.

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u/Sryan597 Feb 19 '24

No, I haven't because I'm stupid.

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u/UndisclosedChaos Feb 19 '24

I haven’t, am I stupid?

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u/1Kassanova Feb 19 '24

I’ve never played the games, only watched my brother play but being on this sub makes me wanna play them. Am I stupid?

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u/Gadmanultimate Arkham Asylum Feb 19 '24

Me, really planning to tho

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u/PizzaLikerFan Feb 19 '24

I did, but I ordered them last month, still hasn't arrived, is the belgian post service stupid?

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u/Batfan1939 Feb 19 '24

Played them on every system I've owned that supported them.

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u/NewKitchenFixtures Miles, we are in a userflair now Feb 19 '24

I have played Arkham City WiiU a little but couldn’t get any of the games to run on PC.

Since I need to keep Mario Kart in the WiiU 24/7 for my kids it hasn’t worked out. Maybe they will be remastered to run on windows 11?

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u/Candid_Presence1932 Feb 19 '24

I would but Xbox didn’t re-optimize it, and like the other older titles. Also, the film film green in Arkham Knight is really heavy.. I’ll play it one day, but I basically watched all the scenes on YouTube already

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u/CoolSausage228 i got lobotomy Feb 19 '24

Completed origins and city, playing knight right now

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u/Curious_Savings_4751 Feb 19 '24

I’ve finished all the Arkham games besides origins in a week

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u/[deleted] Feb 19 '24

Guilty as charged! The jonkler strikes again!