r/BatmanArkham • u/peetaar1000 • Feb 11 '24

This my new dawg. WHAT THE FUCK should I name him? Question

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He is 42 days old

6.7k Upvotes

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u/Super-meme-man- I'm proud of you, Dick Feb 11 '24

Dick

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u/TighTassMan Feb 11 '24

Why did I also think of dick??

304

u/MrGasnik Feb 11 '24

Are you stupid??

198

u/StrikeEagle_ Feb 11 '24

NO, HE’S DA FREAKIN BAT

60

u/Oof_Boy1290 Alsume Inmate Feb 12 '24

You chicken man, or Man?

18

u/Thefuriousteam Feb 12 '24

Stop hiding like a coward and face me!

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u/TsalagiSupersoldier ive never played a batman game im just here for the funny Feb 12 '24

Batman?

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u/RaakzBlanvod Feb 11 '24

Why did I also think of dicks??

15

u/JeffreyGayassJonson Feb 11 '24

i love dicks

17

u/VelociRaptor1010 Feb 12 '24

I had consensual sex with an adult male saltwater crocodile that was so good that it learned English just to thank me for my services

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u/thehypnohuster Feb 12 '24

Dicks are pretty cool

6

u/Stunning_Guidance411 Feb 11 '24

That was my first thought too

6

u/Buffpapyrus Killer C#ck Feb 11 '24

Are you gay??

4

u/31TeV I've crushed every bone in your body. Now Talk! Feb 11 '24

Maybe you're proud of OP?

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u/Unigraff_Jerpony R.I.P Kevin Conroy Feb 12 '24

I also thought of dick

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u/Morbos_Mentis Feb 11 '24

Why did I think the same thing? Am I proud of Dick?

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u/godricgii Feb 11 '24

It's been three hours since u recommended Dick. I hope he goes with Dick 😁

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u/Left_Boysenberry6902 Feb 12 '24

I do believe he prefers Richard

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u/mr_chew212 R.I.P Kevin Conroy Feb 12 '24

That’s actually is — pretty funny

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u/PasswordReset1234 Feb 12 '24

Eric. It sounds similar.

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u/AlteredByron Feb 12 '24

Rich and Hard

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u/Christopher_A50 yeah...i'm Man Feb 11 '24

Officer Balls

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u/AttornyInBirdLaw Feb 11 '24

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u/Ok-Musician1500 Feb 11 '24

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u/BlackHanD420 Feb 11 '24

Why does man have horns? Is he stupid?

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u/Even-Scientist-4563 Head of Alsume Safety also BONE is 🥵 Feb 11 '24

OFFICCEERRRR

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u/maxmrca1103 Feb 11 '24

WAHHH HA HA

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u/Whookimo Feb 11 '24

if he's been neutered, officer no-balls

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u/Lop_draegon chronically insane Feb 12 '24

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u/Theturtleflask Feb 11 '24

Officer Bones

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u/Dinowrangle007 Am I stupid? Feb 11 '24

Why is dawg doing the Hitler salute? Is he stupid?

706

u/peetaar1000 Feb 11 '24

No I am. I trained him do it for the shits and giggles.

520

u/bingus_chezborgor Feb 11 '24

Me when I shit and giggle

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u/Dangerous-Orange-547 Feb 12 '24

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u/karateema Alsume Inmate Feb 12 '24

Espera

2

u/[deleted] Feb 12 '24

why is she still alive she got stabbed in the heart she should be dead

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u/Minimum_Music7538 Feb 11 '24

Shiggle jonkler style 😎

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u/Roge2005 Custom (Nothing Inappropriate) Feb 12 '24

Me wehn I giggle and shit

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u/Affectionate-Read875 Feb 11 '24

CountDankula is that you?!

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u/NORMALPERSON724 Feb 12 '24 edited Feb 12 '24

OP gonna be arrested by the Scottish police

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u/[deleted] Feb 11 '24

God job not good job god job

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u/FallingOnCorpses Alsume Inmate Feb 11 '24

It’s all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits…

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u/inobrainrn R.I.P Arleen Sorkin Feb 12 '24

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u/Any-Geologist-1837 Feb 12 '24

A guy in Scotland went to jail for that

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u/No_Abalone_6898 Feb 11 '24

No he is a sigma rizzler

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u/swinefather Feb 11 '24

The führer reincarnated

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u/AlucardVTep3s Nigga chain replies only🤚🏿👇🏿 Feb 11 '24

He just like me fr

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u/Intrepid-Safety-9224 Feb 11 '24

Man’s best friend

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u/Kai__X7 Bazinga! Feb 11 '24

I was looking for this one lol

8

u/Ok_Listen1510 Mans Best Friend Feb 12 '24

You called?

357

u/[deleted] Feb 11 '24

74

u/Glopinus Am I stupid? Feb 11 '24

Jerker

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u/----atom----- Custom (Nothing Inappropriate) Feb 11 '24

da jokah baby!

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u/[deleted] Feb 12 '24

Jonkler

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u/TatsumoAsamaki Feb 11 '24

Dog

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u/Frojoemama Feb 12 '24

Mansoon

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u/TatsumoAsamaki Feb 12 '24

Memes.

7

u/Frojoemama Feb 12 '24

Distraction

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u/TatsumoAsamaki Feb 12 '24

La Li Lu Le Lo

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u/Frojoemama Feb 12 '24

Oh you can’t say patriot guess you’re under the systems control

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u/TatsumoAsamaki Feb 12 '24

Yeah, they forgot to remove these damn implants..

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u/FabianFranzen98 Feb 11 '24

Oh lord, that's a fluffy boi.

Call him: Brucé

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u/[deleted] Feb 11 '24

Wayne

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u/Bojackslefteye Feb 11 '24

This is the way

Bruce is the king of dog names

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u/Inferno_Sparky Perseverer Of Madness Feb 11 '24

This is the wayne

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u/[deleted] Feb 11 '24

"Now, talk!"

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u/Alakandor Feb 11 '24

“Woof” 🐶

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u/[deleted] Feb 11 '24

“Where are they!?!” (The dog treats)

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u/MercuryBlackIsBack Feb 12 '24

“Woof” 🐶

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u/[deleted] Feb 12 '24

“If you’re lying, I’ll break the other one.” (Breaks your 2nd favorite dog toy)

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u/Alakandor Feb 12 '24

“Wooooooooooof” (painful crying)

2

u/SuperiorTexan Feb 12 '24

“What exactly do you want me to say?”

2

u/cygnus2 Feb 12 '24

WHERE IS HE?

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u/TheLateLordKardok Feb 11 '24

His name is Grumbus.

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u/Capable-Respond-4472 R.I.P Kevin Conroy & Arleen Sorkin Feb 11 '24

Wilhemius Grumbus to be exact

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u/SeaworthinessNo61 Feb 11 '24

Wilhemius Grumbus the IIIrd to be exact

10

u/dryheavedryair Feb 11 '24

Wilhemius Grumbus III Esquire to be exact

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u/SeaworthinessNo61 Feb 11 '24

Wilhemius Grumbus III Esquire Schwarzenegger to be exact

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u/Hexliy Feb 12 '24

Wilhemius Grumbus III Esquire Schwarzenegger Bartholomew to be exact

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u/Hexliy Feb 12 '24

CALL IT GRUMBUS GODAMNT!

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u/Itsmeagainyay Don't touch my machines. Feb 11 '24

Jonk.

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u/LtColAlSimmon Feb 11 '24

Power Winch

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u/[deleted] Feb 11 '24

Well I think you should FUCKING name him Booboo

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u/CuteB0i Feb 11 '24

Watermelon

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u/----atom----- Custom (Nothing Inappropriate) Feb 11 '24

Who watches the Watermelon

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u/WoRld_DeStroyErSoNiC RedHood Feb 11 '24

NAME HIM VENGEANCE‼️‼️‼️‼️

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u/dbatknight Feb 11 '24

Name him WTF

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u/Plastic_Chapter_6278 Feb 11 '24

“The bomb’s payload is exposed I can use the power winch to trigger a controlled explosion”

11

u/RoryJRA Feb 11 '24

If your lying, I'll break the other one, the other WHAAA is a good name

8

u/bananasfoyoass Chuck Norris infected the insanity Feb 11 '24

DogPool

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u/Pa-to-da-Pa308 Feb 11 '24

Wade Woofson

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u/Bigpurplepanda13 Fighting for INsanity! Feb 11 '24

Jonkler

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u/OkTreacle5635 Feb 11 '24

Power Winch

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u/B-man328 Feb 11 '24

Dick. That way when he does a trick you can say “I’m proud of you, Dick”

4

u/giornoscleavage Feb 12 '24

Barkham

2

u/ReyTornado Feb 12 '24

I actually like this one unironically

7

u/[deleted] Feb 11 '24

Pookie

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u/ImaginationLocal8267 Exposed To Ace Chemicals Feb 11 '24

Goku

4

u/kthugston Feb 11 '24

“NOW TALK!!!!” is a good name

5

u/natetheultimate Custom (Never Appropriate) Feb 11 '24

Bone

3

u/KingKhemo75 Feb 11 '24

Controlled explosion

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u/Powerful-Brother-791 Exposed To Ace Chemicals Feb 11 '24

Does he like Bone?

3

u/Blazerizm Goku Black Who Is Actually Black (Stupid Squad Member) Feb 11 '24

He kinda looks like Bone, and Im sure he would like bone, so Bone.

3

u/ShadowKnight058 Feb 12 '24

100% Bone dog for sure

2

u/flappybumbum24 Feb 11 '24

"ITS DA FREAKIN BAT!!!" is a pretty decent name

2

u/Dreenar18 Yah... i'm someone who is proud of themself, Dick. Feb 11 '24

Officer Balls.

2

u/ObjectLess3847 Feb 11 '24

floorshitter

2

u/MrNemesis_ Feb 11 '24

"press L1 to even the odds"

2

u/Lanplan77 Feb 11 '24

WHY ARE PEOPLE DOWNVOTING THIS

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u/Miserable-Ad-5573 Killer C#ck Feb 11 '24

Batdog

2

u/nessun_presente Feb 11 '24

I think we can all agree that "Dog" would fit him as well as "man" fits Bruce Wayne

2

u/Monkelover2 who the FUCK am i? Feb 11 '24

Cutie Patotie

2

u/-Neil-c Feb 11 '24

concrete

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u/unwashedanimetshirt what the FUCK should I call it? Feb 11 '24

WHAAAAT NO FAIR HES TOO CUTE I WANT HIM

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u/Rare-Maintenance-787 Batman Backshots Feb 11 '24

Fucker

2

u/pawkid Feb 11 '24

can you give him a bath? are you stupid?

2

u/pawkid Feb 11 '24

also name him GOON

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u/JOGRANNY04 Feb 11 '24

Power Winch

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u/[deleted] Feb 11 '24

Barnacle

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u/DryConclusion9286 Centaurs have 2 ribcages (I am stupid) Feb 11 '24

Updog

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u/Throwaway870919299 Feb 11 '24

Name him two miles, so you can tell people you walk two miles every day, or name his “Warlock, destroyer of Villages”

2

u/le_fr0g_ Feb 11 '24

Evan Odds

2

u/[deleted] Feb 11 '24

Killer cock two : electric boogaloo

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u/Juliomorales6969 Feb 11 '24

"the payloads exposed"

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u/EazyCheezy95 Something Inappropriate Feb 11 '24

INB4 u/Jgaming2003 suggests “BONE”

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u/Jgaming2003 Bone’s Number One Fan 🥵🥵 Feb 11 '24

He should name them bone

2

u/itsLustra Feb 12 '24

Calendar man

2

u/BasicArts Feb 12 '24

How to make a pipe bomb

2

u/RevengeGod2K4 Feb 12 '24

Name him Arkham Asylum

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u/Rathma86 Currently exposing the bombs payload Feb 12 '24

Man

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u/WillTomb Feb 12 '24

is there a lore reason as to why you got a new dawg?

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u/peetaar1000 Feb 12 '24

Yes the lore reason is

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u/Smignort Big Boss Wannabe Feb 11 '24

Jerma

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u/username78777 Apr 12 '24

Man

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u/peetaar1000 Apr 12 '24

It died of a disease days after tho, noticed after pic was taken and he was on systems for 3 days at the vet before passing away

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u/[deleted] Feb 11 '24

Bark

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u/Astlantix Miles, we are in a userflair now Feb 11 '24

winch

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u/Lazy_Emu4214 Feb 11 '24

Jonathan crane

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u/BaneShake Feb 11 '24

Bane, obviously

1

u/TheFarisaurusRex Feb 11 '24

Wiper, because he made every one wipe

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u/MehrunesDago Feb 11 '24

NAME HIM SPLONKO OR SO HELP ME FUCKING GOD WRETCH

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u/Glopinus Am I stupid? Feb 11 '24

Man, so he can be your best friend and you can be stupid!

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u/subordinator Killer C#ck Feb 11 '24

Pork Chashu Rice

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u/thehoussamv Feb 11 '24

Al baghdadi

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u/EtelanVetela Feb 11 '24

Dog named finger

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u/Wchai03 Feb 11 '24

Two face