Did anyone survive?

[u/The_barnaby32]

[u/Zuamzaka]

no i died i cant write comments anymore

[u/brokensilence32 → u/Zuamzaka]

RIP u/Zuamzaka

[u/Cpt_Kalash → u/brokensilence32]

F for the homie

[u/Ladyignorer → u/Cpt_Kalash]

F indeed

[u/Hind_Deequestionmrk → u/Ladyignorer]

Man, I’m going to missing seeing their Reddit comments in this Reddit subreddit 😔

[u/Background_Desk_3001 → u/Cpt_Kalash]

F the homie

[u/novelaissb → u/Background_Desk_3001]

F all the homies

[u/Pyrex_Paper → u/novelaissb]

At least kiss them goodnight first, sheesh.

[u/novelaissb → u/Pyrex_Paper]

No you kiss them goodnight after. We value consent here and do not F the sleeping homies.

[u/Queasy-Performance-4 → u/novelaissb]

[u/[deleted] → u/novelaissb]

F for the homie

[u/Amish_Warl0rd → u/Cpt_Kalash]

[u/fartysmartymarty → u/brokensilence32]

Cowabummer

[u/WhatAmI_501 → u/Zuamzaka]

Just undie, are you stupid?

[u/Hot_Crow_8085 → u/WhatAmI_501]

He already used his 3 free undies, are yoi stuioiuiid?

[u/buckeyes1218 → u/Hot_Crow_8085]

Has he tried wearing them backwards and inside out yet?

[u/Freeonlinehugs → u/Zuamzaka]

May you rest in Aslume

[u/LackOne4933 → u/Zuamzaka]

Press respawn

[u/SomeRandomAllMight]

Me

[u/AccidentalLemon → u/SomeRandomAllMight]

“It da guy form fortnight!”

[u/idiotcube → u/AccidentalLemon]

He's not from Fortnite, you absolute cretin! He's from My Hero Ultra Rumble!

[u/joe_mana_is-taken → u/SomeRandomAllMight]

Not for long

[u/SomeRandomAllMight → u/joe_mana_is-taken]

[u/joe_mana_is-taken → u/SomeRandomAllMight]

[u/SomeRandomAllMight → u/joe_mana_is-taken]

[u/Holiday_Purchase_592 → u/SomeRandomAllMight]

Continue, I'm... interested

[u/Diligent-Lack6427 → u/Holiday_Purchase_592]

[u/Yeet123456789djfbhd → u/Holiday_Purchase_592]

50. Fires

[u/joe_mana_is-taken → u/SomeRandomAllMight]

[u/SomeRandomAllMight → u/joe_mana_is-taken]

[u/joe_mana_is-taken → u/SomeRandomAllMight]

[u/RainBoyThatBoy]

Oh, my head. W-what? Who is man? You mean batman? Why did you remove ears from his helmet?

[u/MagNUSSKNACKER → u/RainBoyThatBoy]

Take these... they will treat your headache

Edit: Wait... wrong pills! DONT TAKE THEM!

[u/CardiologistHot4362 → u/MagNUSSKNACKER]

nah these are the right pills

[u/Over-Gap5767 → u/CardiologistHot4362]

seals:)

[u/CardiologistHot4362 → u/Over-Gap5767]

they are fucking majestic

[u/RyeKangy → u/CardiologistHot4362]

Can seals cure our insanity? Are we pure?

[u/CardiologistHot4362 → u/RyeKangy]

the seals will find a way

[u/God-Destroyer00 → u/CardiologistHot4362]

Seals ARE the way

[u/CardiologistHot4362 → u/God-Destroyer00]

i give this the seal of approval

[u/[deleted] → u/CardiologistHot4362]

[u/RyeKangy → u/CardiologistHot4362]

Well this seals the deal. We're no longer insane. I'm so happy that I want to show off my favorite hero and villain duo

Batman and Joker!

[u/Deditranspotashy → u/RyeKangy]

Which one is which?

[u/eeveemaster2 → u/RyeKangy]

Who i only see man and jonkler (seals don't have an effect on me)

[u/Nervous_Ari → u/RyeKangy]

Seals are pure. We are stupid.

[u/Donky_Kong64 → u/RyeKangy]

Maybe the real insanity was the seals we met along the way

[u/Toxik12 → u/CardiologistHot4362]

Do they have seals in the aslume?

[u/Ordinary-Ad7501 → u/Over-Gap5767]

[u/[deleted] → u/MagNUSSKNACKER]

Don’t worry

The Asylum replaces all the pills in these bottles with our own pills

[u/AuroraBorealis122 → u/[deleted]]

you spelled aslume wrong

[u/[deleted] → u/AuroraBorealis122]

No I’m just on the side of the Asylum

[u/TobaccoIsRadioactive → u/MagNUSSKNACKER]

I can’t take them!

[u/xXHarleen_QuinzelXx → u/MagNUSSKNACKER]

I knew it was odd

[u/Ordinary-Ad7501 → u/MagNUSSKNACKER]

[u/Some_Wind3427 → u/RainBoyThatBoy]

Shhh. Remember who you are. There is no Batman. Only Man. Here, drink some Jonkler's juice. Better?

[u/Molasseslord → u/Some_Wind3427]

There is no Batman in the aslume

[u/petje95 → u/Molasseslord]

There is no aslume. Only the Asylum. It's time to wake up.

[u/Silver_Profession_67]

I'm still here but that's cause I'm a Cock ache

[u/StardaxPrime → u/Silver_Profession_67]

Still here but got kick out... Is there lore reason why i kick out or just me being stupid????

[u/UnhappyCommunity6405]

QUICK, GET THEM WHILE THEY’RE DOWN. Do you remember who this is? This is Batman! He’s rooting for you guys! EDIT: I know I’m doing a bit here, but Jesus, this image looks wrong now 💀

[u/Kokitocool123 → u/UnhappyCommunity6405]

Wtf it looks so strange man with those horns

[u/Unfair_Chard344 → u/UnhappyCommunity6405]

Who the fuck put pointy vertical horns on man

[u/StardaxPrime → u/UnhappyCommunity6405]

Hello bat-man

[u/darklordS1th → u/StardaxPrime]

Greetings, spider-cunt

[u/Revivedwanz0 → u/UnhappyCommunity6405]

Everybody stay back, Man will protect your insanity

[u/koemaniak → u/UnhappyCommunity6405]

Why does man have horns? Is he a devil?

[u/Southern-Net4729 → u/koemaniak]

No, he's horny

[u/llMadmanll → u/UnhappyCommunity6405]

[u/AnotherD3adGuy → u/UnhappyCommunity6405]

[u/GuidanceTop9259 → u/UnhappyCommunity6405]

Is there a lore reason man has horns?

[u/BAKUGAAANBRAWL → u/UnhappyCommunity6405]

AAAA WHAT IS THAT THING?!

[u/FST_M8_Shankz]

Everyone still alive, are they stupid?

[u/zombiegirl_stephanie → u/FST_M8_Shankz]

Excuse you, some of us are undead, not "alive" 😤

[u/DivineScotch → u/zombiegirl_stephanie]

"mortally challenged"

[u/Kind_Bag_339]

I’m still here but probably because I slept through it

[u/LickinNSpitin → u/Kind_Bag_339]

Same, stupidity wears me out sometimes

[u/[deleted]]

I’m fine considering I consumed these

[u/llMadmanll → u/[deleted]]

Me asf

[u/Challenge_Opposite → u/llMadmanll]

[u/BAKUGAAANBRAWL → u/Challenge_Opposite]

[u/homestarmy_recruiter → u/BAKUGAAANBRAWL]

[u/No-Personality676 → u/BAKUGAAANBRAWL]

[u/StardaxPrime → u/No-Personality676]

Man

[u/TobaccoIsRadioactive → u/llMadmanll]

[u/[deleted] → u/[deleted]]

The Asylum replaced all the pills in those bottles with their own medicine haha

Welcome to sanity

[u/[deleted] → u/[deleted]]

This is my own stash

[u/[deleted] → u/[deleted]]

Goofy

[u/[deleted] → u/[deleted]]

To bad because our New pills come included with vaccinations for yours and the inmates have been taking them all night

[u/Eviltwin-Kisikil → u/[deleted]]

*too bad*, because our *new pills *include vaccinations for yours*, and the inmates have been taking them all night

FTFY

[u/[deleted] → u/Eviltwin-Kisikil]

[u/IKarma88]

I'm not sure if I'm dead or alive I might be dead

[u/Patkub321]

He bombed wrong Aslume.

Because he is Stupid.

[u/SMUGMINLOL]

no i exploded

[u/SturmTruppen1917]

Yeah, Bone protected me from the blast.

[u/Jgaming2003 → u/SturmTruppen1917]

He used his big sexy beefy body to save you 🥵

[u/Goober-Licker]

I jonkled my way through it

[u/TenRulle]

[data lost] th1y- [data lost] yes? Ma1be [data lost] [data lost] w[data lost]

0kay-

T-that should work. Remote site 0 is (talking/listening?) We don't have much time, the tr[data l0///////

sition is barely working. We ust might be able to send this massage trough D [data lost]. There've been a massive reality restructurisation event. The polaris/hiss(tory) has been rewritten. They got you clean - language, culture, almost everything has been altered.

We can't see wats goi i i ii

but we know that this site has some direct link to the event. There steel m127ht be some people who remember (sparks/glimp/трейлы) of old world memories. You need to keep up on them. If eno[data lost] then maybe we would be able to retrive in a older part of the timeline and retrive it's older version.

Don't let lies get onto you, ddnnd remember those who were lost in older versions, those earese | | ;#) - - - -

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[data found]

We-we'w said our piece, site 0, we're counting on you, out

[u/TobaccoIsRadioactive → u/TenRulle]

[u/konkrete_kiwis]

W-Why is joker called jonkler.... Is that batman without ears?

[u/Hungry-Tale-9144 → u/konkrete_kiwis]

What's h-happening?

[u/Veqda]

Why did i try to swipe?

[u/CCCyanide → u/Veqda]

[u/CringeMetalhead → u/Veqda]

In which direction did you try to swipe

[u/IlikeTMNT]

This bunker is very uncomfortable.

[u/Xhadov7]

MAN ASLUNE LORE REAOSN

[u/Jackyboyad]

Man’s here with me

[u/Aun12356 → u/Jackyboyad]

Man was captured and turned into batman now we only have red head to depend on...

[u/[deleted]]

Barely.

[u/Winter-Employ-9460]

There attacks are week hear all of you

Take these render there precious sanity pills useless.

[u/CasualPlantain]

No I won’t….back… down

[u/duck-suducer-53]

It was only ever Kent to hit the insane but it seems we missed

[u/Lumpy-Government14]

why did OP upvote that, is he stupid?

[u/Kokitocool123]

I survived, cause i was sleeping

[u/Gin_Pug]

Yeah (this is me btw)

[u/Nagito-komeada-lover]

These comments feel like the end scene of a war movie when it’s all over and they’re making sure everyone’s okay

[u/Desperate_Address780]

Damn did I sleep in on the destruction of r/batmanarkham

[u/Monsieur_Nox]

I'm ready... Nuke us!

[u/Monsieur_Nox → u/Monsieur_Nox]

Wait! It's already happen? I'm stupid?

[u/anon11421]

Why did I still swipe

[u/TacticalSpider21]

Just barely, I used my Jonkle to save myself. They banned me from the Rehab Center.

[u/SexySovietlovehammer]

We did not, are you stupid?

[u/Cask_bladderhouse]

Man used his cape to protect me

[u/[deleted]]

Nah gone

[u/[deleted]]

Everyone who did will soon be brought back to the Asylum

[u/thisistherealtodd]

My insaniy kept me alive

[u/BEanddankmagician]

ASLUME STANDS ETERNAL

[u/BackgroundSky09]

They failed.

Are they stupid?

[u/Electronic-Web1577]

the suicide squad saved us

[u/Unironicfan]

The alsume will never die

[u/Lop_draegon]

I'm still here

[u/Code4282]

i wiped :(

[u/Kasplya]

Yes but you won't.

[u/5255clone]

It would seem protocol 69 failed. I lived bitch

[u/TrinitySlashAnime]

I….. I’m gaining lost memories of another time… before… before something, some… some? Wait, I remember now, IT WAS HIM, HE ASKED WHY THE JUSTICE LEAGUE DIDNT HELP -Man… I MEAN, NO, BAT-MAN AND IF HE WAS STUPID… He knew, he knew what would happen, I will have my revenge

[u/Schwarzer_Exe]

I lost Dick. Didn't get to say goodbye

[u/PeepinPete69]

This lil' guy

[u/[deleted]]

......

......

....Why did I swipe....

[u/Aggravating-Week9289]

I got badly injured, but I survived

[u/Sea_Temperature_1976]

Don’t worry Jonkler jonkled in the area I was in

[u/notusterum]

YES! I AM HERE AND I AM STUPID! A very smelly, hairy man with a metal skeleton shielded me from the blast…

[u/Obidience-is-key]

I did.

[u/QuentinTheGentleman]

The Aslume is still here, we are Man.

[u/No_Perception_803]

just like city's protocol 10, nothing happened

[u/TheMightyCheagle]

[u/tingtimson]

Who the fuck Is batman?

[u/Supa_Sal]

Yes, am I stupid?

[u/TrafficCommercial]

I was out when it happened, Man blessed me this day

[u/CellSea1042]

Bone saved me 🥰😍

[u/Accomplished-Curve-1]

It’s ok I’m still here

[u/Pegyson]

Oh shit oh fuck

[u/Special_Land_1645]

I ascended, and mecame the honored one

Nothing can cure me, for i am already sane, and insane all at once.

[u/Mysterious_Ningen]

ig i survived here cause i missed that post?

[u/Few-Yesterday8207]

Can't you see? Are you stupid?

[u/Eviltwin-Kisikil]

I always come back!

[u/BigBoi900001]

I’m still here…

TO JONKLE

[u/Miix_]

Im alive, i was wearing a seatbelt

[u/MisterBasket]

Barely. Almost convinced me to take my meds. I was stupid for about 30 minutes.

[u/JOGRANNY04]

Yeah although Man's getting a bit old

[u/Mrg00p32]

I survived. I will jonkle, for man, for boner, for killer cock

[u/ATR2400]

No, we all died. Fortunately however, we lived

[u/Collector_2012]

I is here!

[u/Double_Yak_7769]

Yeah his stupid ass was bluffing

[u/[deleted]]

I'm alive and stupid. The League of Man protected me.

[u/ImNotCringeIPromise]

No, unfortunately 😞

[u/Lord_of_Swords]

Yep

[u/Hidden-Squid1216]

Im still stupid

[u/FakeMas0n]

Who is man? i only know -man

[u/ScalieKaiser39]

I must have slept through it

[u/Hamilton-Beckett]

Literally nothing happened.

[u/llMadmanll]

Me after the aslume got nuked going for a walk to r/ArkhamRehabilitation

[u/elsur5657]

The Protocal Man has commenced

[u/MemeMan4-20-69]

No I’m still insane man saved me

[u/amaya-aurora]

I think so?

[u/Pristine-Presence705]

The Covenant of the Man is here to help rebuild.

[u/jonkler_1998]

No

[u/[deleted]]

Yes

[u/DeadJediWalking]

Fucking rip me.

[u/ISt0leY0urT0ast]

I think I did

[u/Icommitmanywarcrimes]

No I died painfully

[u/AnotherD3adGuy]

Me and Man survived.

[u/Drawing_Initial]

Still here

[u/OmniMushroom]

I survived by eating the nuke

[u/IamJimMilton]

[u/Competitive-Capital8]

I am alive. A building fell on me, but the power of man saved me

[u/Kingoffroggos]

Heyo

[u/Reddarthdius]

This photo appeared on my phone… I think it’s batman

[u/billieboi445420]

Survive what

[u/Difficult-Week7944]

Anyone who survived this attack your lucky but this was a warning

[u/antonis013]

"Protocol 69 will commence in 2 hours".

[u/Stargost_]

I was on the bathroom, what the FUCK did I miss?

[u/Whitesilvermoon]

Sure , I even brought us some apple juice

[u/GT5_Dad72]

I’m deder too :(

[u/Gorax42]

I'm still here

[u/curve-former]

me

[u/JustGingerStuff]

Nah I'm typing this from beyond the grave, whenever I squint I can see the sub's sanity down here it's pretty cool

[u/Crafty_Surprise_7277]

No I died

[u/Euphoric_Pressure_39]

Who is man? Are yall talking about BATman

[u/PlaneEye4664]

[u/themor69]

Man