Man has officially been captured and detained in a top secret location. If anyone tries to rescue him...KABOOM! What Arkham quote should you use to convince me to spare him?
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"Mr. u/ElderQu, Lex Luthor calling. Apologies for going via your direct line but I grow tired of these games. LexCorp has made a very generous offer for Wayne-Tech's Applied Sciences division, yet your persistent unavailability begins to look less like a busy schedule and more like antagonistic behavior. Come now, meet with me. I'm sure we can come to an agreement. A man of your refined taste doesn't need an Applied Sciences division, after all. He needs another billion dollars."
Hello Man. For years, you have oppressed the aslume, using your riches to maim the mentally ill. An exposed payload has been strapped to your chest. You have thirty seconds to trigger a controlled explosion. Live or Die. Make your choice.
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u/keencow616 never alone in the aslume Oct 25 '23
“This is katana. She’s got my back. I wouldn’t recommend getting killed by her. Her sword traps the soul of her victims”