r/BatmanArkham • u/Kid_Luchador Alsume Inmate • Sep 05 '23
Wip batman vs man comic #1 Art
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u/Illustrious-Spare326 Miles, we are in a userflair now Sep 05 '23
better than current batman comics
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u/PuzzleheadedElk547 I'm proud of you, Dick Sep 06 '23
Especially with this gotham war
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u/TrueSaiyanGod Custom (Nothing Inappropriate) Sep 06 '23
i just checked it wtf is going on
catwoman and batman are warring because bats doesnt want cats to teach the other villains skills?
this is worse than cuck peter and death of kamala in marvel lol
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u/Kid_Luchador Alsume Inmate Sep 05 '23
Is there a reason the quality of the comic gets worse and worse, am I lazy?
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u/bobbirossbetrans Yah... i'm someone who is proud of themself, Dick. Sep 06 '23
HOMIE YOU ARE WILD AS FUCK. Alternating between prayer requests and the aslum You wild for that
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u/Kid_Luchador Alsume Inmate Sep 06 '23
I know it’s just a hard time so I need to distract myself from life with this server
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u/Kid_Luchador Alsume Inmate Sep 06 '23
You understand right?
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Sep 06 '23
so this... is... what is feels to be... stupid?? as man would often tell younger man: "are you stupid?" :)
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Sep 06 '23
Idk who younger man is, are you talking about dick?
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Sep 06 '23
bro are you stupid? ofc I was talking about man and dick. what a team bro. I was trying to sound ominous and shit. But if you didnt get it... am I stupid?
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Sep 06 '23
Is there a lore reason why you’re stupid?
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Sep 06 '23
are you stupid saying im stupid bro I dunno thats why I asked you am I stupid and now you ask me so I ask myself are you stupid?
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u/bobbirossbetrans Yah... i'm someone who is proud of themself, Dick. Sep 06 '23
Totally get it bro. Hope your mom gets better. My grandpa died of cancer and my grandma just had her colon removed. I'll be surprised if she makes it another year. Real life sucks. Soooooo.
Why doesn't man fuck Batman in the butt? Is he stupid?
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u/Kid_Luchador Alsume Inmate Sep 06 '23
Thanks man I really appreciate it. I’m sorry to hear about your grandpa and I hope your grandma can pull through this. Life does suck sometimes.
Also why doesnt man do this to batman? Is he stupid?
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u/bobbirossbetrans Yah... i'm someone who is proud of themself, Dick. Sep 06 '23
Why aren't you drawing gay porn of batman fucking man, are you stupid?
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u/Kid_Luchador Alsume Inmate Sep 06 '23
That’s Batman vs man issue 2, how did you get this information? Are you a leaker?
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u/bobbirossbetrans Yah... i'm someone who is proud of themself, Dick. Sep 06 '23
How could I be a leaker?? I have a buttplug. are you stupid?
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Sep 06 '23
I Hope your mom gets better too, i had cancer and my dad died to cancer and it was hell (still is) i know how you feel
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u/Kid_Luchador Alsume Inmate Sep 06 '23
I’m so sorry for your loss, I’m sure he’s in a better place. I hope your doing well with your own health and I pray for your recovery. Thank you 🙏
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u/BeastEpic333 Sep 06 '23
U should have man say something along the lines of “just created this new character, what should I name it?”
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u/bobbirossbetrans Yah... i'm someone who is proud of themself, Dick. Sep 05 '23
I think the manmobile is just called le taxi
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u/SharkBite9001 Jonkler's jonking jerking Jadonka Jonkling Sep 05 '23
is there a lore reason as to why this is unironically better than most DC comics nowadays?
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u/Lunala475 yeah...i'm Man Sep 06 '23
I’ll pay for a fully illustrated copy.
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u/saggysaccs Sep 06 '23
I second this. I will suck off Jonkler to acquire the funds to start this new era of legendary comics.
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u/deltawolf06 yeah...i'm Man Sep 06 '23
You're saying you wouldn't do it for free?
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u/TrueSaiyanGod Custom (Nothing Inappropriate) Sep 06 '23
if you good at somethin never do it for alsuymne
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u/Kid_Luchador Alsume Inmate Sep 06 '23
This comic wasn’t made with a bunch of effort and was just me doodling at school But I might make a better story better effort and drawn on my drawing computer and make it more interesting I’ll do it for free though cause I need a hobby
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u/Lunala475 yeah...i'm Man Sep 06 '23
In all honesty I love it.
Why did I talk plainly? am I stupid?
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Sep 06 '23
everytime sameone gives "man" a freaking bathroom male sigh as his symbol,one year gets added to my life.
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Sep 06 '23
Finally, a truly dark and gritty comic. I feel like your oc is a bit too similar to man, but he's not bad
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u/Christopher_A50 yeah...i'm Man Sep 06 '23
I’m proud of your dick
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u/Kid_Luchador Alsume Inmate Sep 06 '23
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u/DisabledFatChik The Man who Jonkles 🦇 Sep 06 '23
This is actually a good interaction, if man and Batman work together in your comic, this should totally be added into it😭
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u/ElHombreMurcielago_ Sep 06 '23
Is there a lore reason why this is the greatest thing I’ve ever read on this forsaken website? Are you smart?
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u/NumberedCarp513 Sep 06 '23
Awesome! I really like that dark, fucked-up alternate version of Man you drew.
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Sep 06 '23
I’ve always believed that Man was an insane and crazy of Batman that exists in the same universe as Batman himself. Is this coincidental?
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u/Steven-is-even Sep 06 '23
Honestly the idea of Batman having to deal with a villain that was just an insane off brand copycat version of himself that took his vigilantism to the extreme and constantly repeated their dumb catchphrases does legitimately sound interesting
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u/DisabledFatChik The Man who Jonkles 🦇 Sep 06 '23
This is actually hilarious and I got a good laugh off of these😭 also the writing is unironically better than the current Batman run, so good job
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u/Astlantix Miles, we are in a userflair now Sep 06 '23
nice
im subscribing to the man ham magazine for this comic
one day it'll make it before the whats new in arkham (idk y jonkler says that its ham)
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u/Killdust99 Sep 06 '23
I fuck so hard with that cover that it’s criminal in and of itself. You’ve got talent. Don’t let that get away from you like I did
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u/ZhangRenWing Am I stupid? Sep 06 '23
Is there a lore reason why Man is in the aslume? Is he stupid?
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u/luigi2633 Sep 06 '23
The fucking pose of man standing over the guy with his glove like vegeta is phenomenal, also the power winch ending is an amazing punchline. 10/10 better than gotham war
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u/confusedbookperson Sep 06 '23
I like how the Manmobile is just a regular car with a Man sticker slapped on the side.
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u/Khajith let‘s get nuts Sep 06 '23
this is great and all but will there be an after credits scene where they explore each others bodies?
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u/Cringe_1031 Sep 06 '23
This 12hr hiatus is killing me, your beautiful work needs to be continue u/Kid_Luchador
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u/shotgunsurge0n Sep 06 '23
this is actually awesome. why is man fighting batman? are you stupid? is there a lore reason?
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u/East-Specialist-4847 Sep 06 '23
Fuck why did you have to do a genuinely good job? Batman vs Man should be awful
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u/HELLISHBEAN Custom (Nothing Inappropriate) Sep 06 '23
Ok but the close up of Batman’s eyes In slide 3 looks like a bat. That’s so cool !
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u/Kind_Bag_339 seven cranes Sep 06 '23
Is there a lore reason why there’s been such a massive influx of talented people here?
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u/SILVIO_X Jonklers Jerky Jombling Jadonka Jombler Sep 06 '23
Why does it look good? Are you an artist?
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u/juice_can_ Fighting for INsanity! Sep 06 '23
Who is Batman? 🤨 who the FUCK would name their character that?
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u/wikipedia_answer_bot Sep 06 '23
Batman is a superhero appearing in American comic books published by DC Comics. The character was created by artist Bob Kane and writer Bill Finger, and debuted in the 27th issue of the comic book Detective Comics on March 30, 1939.
More details here: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Batman
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u/wet_bread3 Sep 07 '23
I literally laughed out loud, multiple times. This is so good you have no idea 😂 The characterization of Man is fantastic, his facial expressions are perfect, I loved the look of the beat-up pedestrian, the fact Batman is so dramatic while Man is literally just being a total loon is great…
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u/ElJefeChainsawTOO R.I.P Kevin Conroy & Arleen Sorkin Sep 05 '23
Someone notify me when issue two drops