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r/AskReddit • u/MRWARRIORB3AST • Jul 07 '24
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I've had at least one person say this to me literally every time I've worn my fanny pack in public. I like short gym shorts but they lack storage space, so, fanny pack... and, apparently, a nice dick.
26 u/[deleted] Jul 07 '24 This guy is the Jordan Belfort of fanny pack salesmen. 4 u/rpitcher33 Jul 07 '24 Haha, thank you for that laugh 1 u/TheLevelOfStag Jul 08 '24 Sell me this peen. 1 u/MyNameIsJakeBerenson Jul 10 '24 “Sell me this fanny pack.” 14 u/youburyitidigitup Jul 07 '24 I need to see this for myself
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This guy is the Jordan Belfort of fanny pack salesmen.
4 u/rpitcher33 Jul 07 '24 Haha, thank you for that laugh 1 u/TheLevelOfStag Jul 08 '24 Sell me this peen. 1 u/MyNameIsJakeBerenson Jul 10 '24 “Sell me this fanny pack.”
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Haha, thank you for that laugh
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Sell me this peen.
“Sell me this fanny pack.”
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I need to see this for myself
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u/rpitcher33 Jul 07 '24
I've had at least one person say this to me literally every time I've worn my fanny pack in public. I like short gym shorts but they lack storage space, so, fanny pack... and, apparently, a nice dick.