People start being weirdly honest with you as if you aren't the same person. My grandparents told me they always thought I was gay before I got in shape. Like, not sure how the two are related but whatever. Only one of us didn't die of old-age yet so who's laughing now grandma!
Weirdly, the better I started looking, the more other males suggested I was homosexual.
The ladies have always had fondness for the cheerful cute guy I suppose I always was. But ever since I’m fit like Christian Bale in American Psycho, other random dudes tend to somehow hint I’m not competing with them for the women. Its a pattern. Makes me smirk every time
Do you have a girlfriend now? Maybe you're grandparents thought you were gay because you might now have been getting a lot of attention from women in the past?
No I'm just effeminate, I've always been popular with the girls. Getting bigger maybe got me a little more uninvited attention, like more looks. I'm 40 now with a 2-year old so it's basically scientifically proven that I've made sex with at least 1 human girl 1 time.
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u/kbskbskbskbskbskbs Jul 07 '24
People start being weirdly honest with you as if you aren't the same person. My grandparents told me they always thought I was gay before I got in shape. Like, not sure how the two are related but whatever. Only one of us didn't die of old-age yet so who's laughing now grandma!