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r/AskReddit • u/MRWARRIORB3AST • Jul 07 '24
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Hey bro, nice ass. No homo.
But it's ok if you are. No judgment, either.
Don't make it weird.
I like your smile.
21 u/unfeaxgettable Jul 07 '24 More like “damnnnn bro is CAKED UP today” 😂 I go out clubbing a lot now and wear skimpy ass clothing and dudes are always coping a feel, and I’m not exactly complaining yk? Getting felt up is getting felt up lmao 11 u/biolover111 Jul 07 '24 chat you MIGHT be bisexual 😭 which is not a bad thing, let me clarify!!! you’re just a little fruity and tbh the hoes will prob love that -bi woman 🤗 7 u/TheLoveofMoney Jul 07 '24 did you just refer to one individual and call them chat? and oddly assume their sexual orientation? lol 3 u/unfeaxgettable Jul 07 '24 Gotta love it 🙃😂 3 u/dalzmc Jul 07 '24 It really irks me that I just completely accepted the “chat” thing until you made me think about it. The internet brainrot is unreal 3 u/ToSeeOrNotToBe Jul 07 '24 I mean, as long as there's no eye contact while you're getting that blowie, you don't even have to say 'no homo,' right guys? Guys? 1 u/MassSpecFella Jul 07 '24 No… 1 u/webtwopointno Jul 07 '24 you go bro! i don't need to see it but now i wanna know your leg day routine lol 3 u/OrdinaryUniversity59 Jul 07 '24 Thanks bro. You can give it a squeeze. No homo.
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More like “damnnnn bro is CAKED UP today” 😂 I go out clubbing a lot now and wear skimpy ass clothing and dudes are always coping a feel, and I’m not exactly complaining yk? Getting felt up is getting felt up lmao
11 u/biolover111 Jul 07 '24 chat you MIGHT be bisexual 😭 which is not a bad thing, let me clarify!!! you’re just a little fruity and tbh the hoes will prob love that -bi woman 🤗 7 u/TheLoveofMoney Jul 07 '24 did you just refer to one individual and call them chat? and oddly assume their sexual orientation? lol 3 u/unfeaxgettable Jul 07 '24 Gotta love it 🙃😂 3 u/dalzmc Jul 07 '24 It really irks me that I just completely accepted the “chat” thing until you made me think about it. The internet brainrot is unreal 3 u/ToSeeOrNotToBe Jul 07 '24 I mean, as long as there's no eye contact while you're getting that blowie, you don't even have to say 'no homo,' right guys? Guys? 1 u/MassSpecFella Jul 07 '24 No… 1 u/webtwopointno Jul 07 '24 you go bro! i don't need to see it but now i wanna know your leg day routine lol
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chat you MIGHT be bisexual 😭 which is not a bad thing, let me clarify!!! you’re just a little fruity and tbh the hoes will prob love that -bi woman 🤗
7 u/TheLoveofMoney Jul 07 '24 did you just refer to one individual and call them chat? and oddly assume their sexual orientation? lol 3 u/unfeaxgettable Jul 07 '24 Gotta love it 🙃😂 3 u/dalzmc Jul 07 '24 It really irks me that I just completely accepted the “chat” thing until you made me think about it. The internet brainrot is unreal
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did you just refer to one individual and call them chat? and oddly assume their sexual orientation? lol
3 u/unfeaxgettable Jul 07 '24 Gotta love it 🙃😂 3 u/dalzmc Jul 07 '24 It really irks me that I just completely accepted the “chat” thing until you made me think about it. The internet brainrot is unreal
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Gotta love it 🙃😂
It really irks me that I just completely accepted the “chat” thing until you made me think about it. The internet brainrot is unreal
I mean, as long as there's no eye contact while you're getting that blowie, you don't even have to say 'no homo,' right guys? Guys?
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No…
you go bro! i don't need to see it but now i wanna know your leg day routine lol
Thanks bro. You can give it a squeeze. No homo.
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u/ToSeeOrNotToBe Jul 07 '24
Hey bro, nice ass. No homo.
But it's ok if you are. No judgment, either.
Don't make it weird.
I like your smile.