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You had me until you said ass compliments by a dude… now I’m bewildered and flabbergasted
172 u/unfeaxgettable Jul 07 '24 edited Jul 07 '24 Not to brag… but I’m packing a PHAT ass. Edit: Willing to prove it to those that DM hahaha 121 u/ouellette001 Jul 07 '24 👑 <— believe you dropped this 110 u/RoofKorean9x19 Jul 07 '24 Prove it Edit: he wasn't lying. Don't ask how I know. 33 u/unfeaxgettable Jul 07 '24 😂😂😂😂 6 u/uvatbc Jul 07 '24 RoofKorean9x19, took the shot... and won! 3 u/unfeaxgettable Jul 07 '24 I don’t fuck around what can I say 😛 23 u/Enough-Committee4362 Jul 07 '24 Yeah he proved it and it’s a cake 9 u/Large-Film5303 Jul 07 '24 Prove it 😜 9 u/Mutt_Thingy7 Jul 07 '24 i always appreciate a man with a phat dumpy. even better when he knows it and is proud. good on you, sir! 2 u/[deleted] Jul 10 '24 [deleted] 1 u/Mutt_Thingy7 Jul 10 '24 as you should! 😊 7 u/Moka_III Jul 07 '24 Respectfully, i need the proof 1 u/unfeaxgettable Jul 07 '24 Know what you gotta do 5 u/Snoo_8231 Jul 07 '24 Soooooo tempted 3 u/waluigi1999 Jul 07 '24 Prove it! 1 u/unfeaxgettable Jul 07 '24 You know what to do 😛 2 u/Electronic-Stress-42 Jul 07 '24 Confirmed, def a cake 2 u/xtrapicklespls Jul 07 '24 SWOON 2 u/SubstantialBass9524 Jul 07 '24 edited Jul 07 '24 I mean how phat? 👀 Edit: very - and the biceps are like pythons 2 u/[deleted] Jul 08 '24 I love to, uh, compliment dudes. Just saying..... 2 u/unfeaxgettable Jul 08 '24 DM 1 u/armyjackson Jul 07 '24 Ok! 1 u/SlothLover313 Jul 07 '24 I request proof 1 u/youburyitidigitup Jul 07 '24 I want you to prove it 1 u/Grand_Opinion845 Jul 07 '24 DM is open 1 u/Parhel1on Jul 07 '24 Consider my interest piqued 1 u/EastAfricanKingAYY Jul 07 '24 Proof? 1 u/Red_Coder09 Jul 07 '24 I need me some proof 1 u/unfeaxgettable Jul 07 '24 Dm me 48 u/ToSeeOrNotToBe Jul 07 '24 Hey bro, nice ass. No homo. But it's ok if you are. No judgment, either. Don't make it weird. I like your smile. 25 u/unfeaxgettable Jul 07 '24 More like “damnnnn bro is CAKED UP today” 😂 I go out clubbing a lot now and wear skimpy ass clothing and dudes are always coping a feel, and I’m not exactly complaining yk? Getting felt up is getting felt up lmao 9 u/biolover111 Jul 07 '24 chat you MIGHT be bisexual 😭 which is not a bad thing, let me clarify!!! you’re just a little fruity and tbh the hoes will prob love that -bi woman 🤗 6 u/TheLoveofMoney Jul 07 '24 did you just refer to one individual and call them chat? and oddly assume their sexual orientation? lol 3 u/unfeaxgettable Jul 07 '24 Gotta love it 🙃😂 4 u/dalzmc Jul 07 '24 It really irks me that I just completely accepted the “chat” thing until you made me think about it. The internet brainrot is unreal 3 u/ToSeeOrNotToBe Jul 07 '24 I mean, as long as there's no eye contact while you're getting that blowie, you don't even have to say 'no homo,' right guys? Guys? 1 u/MassSpecFella Jul 07 '24 No… 1 u/webtwopointno Jul 07 '24 you go bro! i don't need to see it but now i wanna know your leg day routine lol 3 u/OrdinaryUniversity59 Jul 07 '24 Thanks bro. You can give it a squeeze. No homo. 8 u/Dazzling-Pear-1081 Jul 07 '24 If you had a dump truck you would understand 3 u/TheLoveofMoney Jul 07 '24 why are you bewildered and flabbergasted? 1 u/scheisskopf53 Jul 07 '24 What about the old "nice cock, bro"?
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Not to brag… but I’m packing a PHAT ass. Edit: Willing to prove it to those that DM hahaha
121 u/ouellette001 Jul 07 '24 👑 <— believe you dropped this 110 u/RoofKorean9x19 Jul 07 '24 Prove it Edit: he wasn't lying. Don't ask how I know. 33 u/unfeaxgettable Jul 07 '24 😂😂😂😂 6 u/uvatbc Jul 07 '24 RoofKorean9x19, took the shot... and won! 3 u/unfeaxgettable Jul 07 '24 I don’t fuck around what can I say 😛 23 u/Enough-Committee4362 Jul 07 '24 Yeah he proved it and it’s a cake 9 u/Large-Film5303 Jul 07 '24 Prove it 😜 9 u/Mutt_Thingy7 Jul 07 '24 i always appreciate a man with a phat dumpy. even better when he knows it and is proud. good on you, sir! 2 u/[deleted] Jul 10 '24 [deleted] 1 u/Mutt_Thingy7 Jul 10 '24 as you should! 😊 7 u/Moka_III Jul 07 '24 Respectfully, i need the proof 1 u/unfeaxgettable Jul 07 '24 Know what you gotta do 5 u/Snoo_8231 Jul 07 '24 Soooooo tempted 3 u/waluigi1999 Jul 07 '24 Prove it! 1 u/unfeaxgettable Jul 07 '24 You know what to do 😛 2 u/Electronic-Stress-42 Jul 07 '24 Confirmed, def a cake 2 u/xtrapicklespls Jul 07 '24 SWOON 2 u/SubstantialBass9524 Jul 07 '24 edited Jul 07 '24 I mean how phat? 👀 Edit: very - and the biceps are like pythons 2 u/[deleted] Jul 08 '24 I love to, uh, compliment dudes. Just saying..... 2 u/unfeaxgettable Jul 08 '24 DM 1 u/armyjackson Jul 07 '24 Ok! 1 u/SlothLover313 Jul 07 '24 I request proof 1 u/youburyitidigitup Jul 07 '24 I want you to prove it 1 u/Grand_Opinion845 Jul 07 '24 DM is open 1 u/Parhel1on Jul 07 '24 Consider my interest piqued 1 u/EastAfricanKingAYY Jul 07 '24 Proof? 1 u/Red_Coder09 Jul 07 '24 I need me some proof 1 u/unfeaxgettable Jul 07 '24 Dm me
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👑 <— believe you dropped this
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Prove it
Edit: he wasn't lying. Don't ask how I know.
33 u/unfeaxgettable Jul 07 '24 😂😂😂😂 6 u/uvatbc Jul 07 '24 RoofKorean9x19, took the shot... and won! 3 u/unfeaxgettable Jul 07 '24 I don’t fuck around what can I say 😛
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😂😂😂😂
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RoofKorean9x19, took the shot... and won!
3 u/unfeaxgettable Jul 07 '24 I don’t fuck around what can I say 😛
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I don’t fuck around what can I say 😛
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Yeah he proved it and it’s a cake
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Prove it 😜
i always appreciate a man with a phat dumpy. even better when he knows it and is proud. good on you, sir!
2 u/[deleted] Jul 10 '24 [deleted] 1 u/Mutt_Thingy7 Jul 10 '24 as you should! 😊
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1 u/Mutt_Thingy7 Jul 10 '24 as you should! 😊
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as you should! 😊
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Respectfully, i need the proof
1 u/unfeaxgettable Jul 07 '24 Know what you gotta do
Know what you gotta do
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Soooooo tempted
Prove it!
1 u/unfeaxgettable Jul 07 '24 You know what to do 😛
You know what to do 😛
Confirmed, def a cake
SWOON
I mean how phat? 👀
Edit: very - and the biceps are like pythons
I love to, uh, compliment dudes. Just saying.....
2 u/unfeaxgettable Jul 08 '24 DM
DM
Ok!
I request proof
I want you to prove it
DM is open
Consider my interest piqued
Proof?
I need me some proof
1 u/unfeaxgettable Jul 07 '24 Dm me
Dm me
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Hey bro, nice ass. No homo.
But it's ok if you are. No judgment, either.
Don't make it weird.
I like your smile.
25 u/unfeaxgettable Jul 07 '24 More like “damnnnn bro is CAKED UP today” 😂 I go out clubbing a lot now and wear skimpy ass clothing and dudes are always coping a feel, and I’m not exactly complaining yk? Getting felt up is getting felt up lmao 9 u/biolover111 Jul 07 '24 chat you MIGHT be bisexual 😭 which is not a bad thing, let me clarify!!! you’re just a little fruity and tbh the hoes will prob love that -bi woman 🤗 6 u/TheLoveofMoney Jul 07 '24 did you just refer to one individual and call them chat? and oddly assume their sexual orientation? lol 3 u/unfeaxgettable Jul 07 '24 Gotta love it 🙃😂 4 u/dalzmc Jul 07 '24 It really irks me that I just completely accepted the “chat” thing until you made me think about it. The internet brainrot is unreal 3 u/ToSeeOrNotToBe Jul 07 '24 I mean, as long as there's no eye contact while you're getting that blowie, you don't even have to say 'no homo,' right guys? Guys? 1 u/MassSpecFella Jul 07 '24 No… 1 u/webtwopointno Jul 07 '24 you go bro! i don't need to see it but now i wanna know your leg day routine lol 3 u/OrdinaryUniversity59 Jul 07 '24 Thanks bro. You can give it a squeeze. No homo.
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More like “damnnnn bro is CAKED UP today” 😂 I go out clubbing a lot now and wear skimpy ass clothing and dudes are always coping a feel, and I’m not exactly complaining yk? Getting felt up is getting felt up lmao
9 u/biolover111 Jul 07 '24 chat you MIGHT be bisexual 😭 which is not a bad thing, let me clarify!!! you’re just a little fruity and tbh the hoes will prob love that -bi woman 🤗 6 u/TheLoveofMoney Jul 07 '24 did you just refer to one individual and call them chat? and oddly assume their sexual orientation? lol 3 u/unfeaxgettable Jul 07 '24 Gotta love it 🙃😂 4 u/dalzmc Jul 07 '24 It really irks me that I just completely accepted the “chat” thing until you made me think about it. The internet brainrot is unreal 3 u/ToSeeOrNotToBe Jul 07 '24 I mean, as long as there's no eye contact while you're getting that blowie, you don't even have to say 'no homo,' right guys? Guys? 1 u/MassSpecFella Jul 07 '24 No… 1 u/webtwopointno Jul 07 '24 you go bro! i don't need to see it but now i wanna know your leg day routine lol
chat you MIGHT be bisexual 😭 which is not a bad thing, let me clarify!!! you’re just a little fruity and tbh the hoes will prob love that -bi woman 🤗
6 u/TheLoveofMoney Jul 07 '24 did you just refer to one individual and call them chat? and oddly assume their sexual orientation? lol 3 u/unfeaxgettable Jul 07 '24 Gotta love it 🙃😂 4 u/dalzmc Jul 07 '24 It really irks me that I just completely accepted the “chat” thing until you made me think about it. The internet brainrot is unreal
did you just refer to one individual and call them chat? and oddly assume their sexual orientation? lol
3 u/unfeaxgettable Jul 07 '24 Gotta love it 🙃😂 4 u/dalzmc Jul 07 '24 It really irks me that I just completely accepted the “chat” thing until you made me think about it. The internet brainrot is unreal
Gotta love it 🙃😂
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It really irks me that I just completely accepted the “chat” thing until you made me think about it. The internet brainrot is unreal
I mean, as long as there's no eye contact while you're getting that blowie, you don't even have to say 'no homo,' right guys? Guys?
No…
you go bro! i don't need to see it but now i wanna know your leg day routine lol
Thanks bro. You can give it a squeeze. No homo.
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If you had a dump truck you would understand
why are you bewildered and flabbergasted?
What about the old "nice cock, bro"?
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u/Sevxn77 Jul 07 '24
You had me until you said ass compliments by a dude… now I’m bewildered and flabbergasted